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If this ever gets turned into a movie, I hope it goes something like this (revised transcript below):
(1242) It doesn't end like this.
(1243) What do you want us to do, Doctor?
(1244) We have no ventilators left.
(1245) We have a few more.
(1246) We have got some Narkomeds.
Pans towards pile of Narkomeds
(1247) Are you crazy? Those are museum pieces.
(1248) Not today.
(1249) This thing is 30-40 years old. It's totally outdated.
(1250) The dials and mechanical systems are all analog.
(1251) The bellows/vaporizers haven't been started in a decade.
(1252) Which would be fine, but they use Halothane,
(1253) Which I have no idea how to fire up.
(1254) And even if I had a user's manual
(1255) and six weeks to go through it all,
(1256) we still don't have enough anesthesiologist to fire it up.
(1257) I don't know what you're thinking, sir.
(1258) Is everyone all right?
....
(1242) It doesn't end like this.
(1243) What do you want us to do, Doctor?
(1244) We have no ventilators left.
(1245) We have a few more.
(1246) We have got some Narkomeds.
Pans towards pile of Narkomeds
(1247) Are you crazy? Those are museum pieces.
(1248) Not today.
(1249) This thing is 30-40 years old. It's totally outdated.
(1250) The dials and mechanical systems are all analog.
(1251) The bellows/vaporizers haven't been started in a decade.
(1252) Which would be fine, but they use Halothane,
(1253) Which I have no idea how to fire up.
(1254) And even if I had a user's manual
(1255) and six weeks to go through it all,
(1256) we still don't have enough anesthesiologist to fire it up.
(1257) I don't know what you're thinking, sir.
(1258) Is everyone all right?
....