Would you eat a poop burger to get into medical school?

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Looks like Mcdonalds has a new supplier.
 
Dude, **** that.

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That's so cool! I would pay to eat a poop burger, you didn't have to entice me with medical school acceptance.
 
It's got a crap ton of protein....gonna make some major gains this summer and get swole for med school interviews.
 
Yep I read this on yahoo this morning. Effectively lost my appetite for the day
 
I'd eat it just for funsies, i mean--why not?

It's not like you're actually eating feces.
 
Ewe! That is totally gross...and cool!
 
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It doesn't smell like poop.
Or taste like it. It actually tastes like meat.

So sure, why not
 
This happens to be healthy and tastes like meat, so yes.

Even if it didn't, yes.
 
The rational, scientific part of me says "Sure, they're just extracting the protein, fat, and carbohydrates from the feces. Those molecules are the same, no matter where they come from." But the human being part of me can't get over the ick factor :scared:

Just like I couldn't bring myself to drink urine purified back into water. Even though I KNOW water is water is water, no matter where it comes from (provided it is thoroughly purified), and the chemical composition is identical, I can't get it out of my head that I am drinking pee.
 
So when I **** this burger out can they make a new burger out of it? If so, and I were to start by eating one real hamburger, how many reasonably sized meals can I make out of my subsequent ****s?

I need answers dammit.
 
nyny87 said:
So when I **** this burger out can they make a new burger out of it? If so, and I were to start by eating one real hamburger, how many reasonably sized meals can I make out of my subsequent ****s?

I need answers dammit.
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nyny87 said:
So when I **** this burger out can they make a new burger out of it? If so, and I were to start by eating one real hamburger, how many reasonably sized meals can I make out of my subsequent ****s?

I need answers dammit.
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I think you've just solved world hunger.
 
had this been common knowledge 15 years ago one of the most quotable lines from happy gilmore might not have been so quotable.
 
cliffhuxtableDO said:
had this been common knowledge 15 years ago one of the most quotable lines from happy gilmore might not have been so quotable.
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Shooter: I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast!

Happy: You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?

Shooter: ... no.
 
The stuff that ACTUALLY goes into fast food burgers is probably grosser than this! It's technically not a poop burger. That's like calling anti-wrinkle skin cream, foreskin cream.
 
flatearth22 said:
It's got a crap ton of protein....gonna make some major gains this summer and get swole for med school interviews.
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nyny87 said:
So when I **** this burger out can they make a new burger out of it? If so, and I were to start by eating one real hamburger, how many reasonably sized meals can I make out of my subsequent ****s?

I need answers dammit.
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I lol'd pretty bad at these two.

People in the office think I'm pretty stupid now. Definitely not going to tell them about the burgers...
 
Everyone here is saying 'ew!', but anyone who has eaten at a fast food chain has consumed products dirtier and even more gross than proteins from poop... Just sayin'

EDIT: If we can eventually 'burger-ize' our own poop, could we become a self sufficient, perpetual eating species? Eat once and never have to buy food again? Someone call JJ Abrams, I got a film pitch.
 
I held it together until I saw the pointer @ 1:05
 
nyny87 said:
So when I **** this burger out can they make a new burger out of it? If so, and I were to start by eating one real hamburger, how many reasonably sized meals can I make out of my subsequent ****s?

I need answers dammit.
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I lol'd so hard.
 
**** that I'll only eat it if it's on a pita bread.
 
I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO BE A DOCTOR.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLEn-AT1Fgg[/YOUTUBE]
 
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