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How cool...i got this from the pre-med forum..... Write your own dental school rejection letter...i'll start it over here:
Dear Applicant:
I am pleased to inform you that we have rejected your application after great thought. We decided that you weren't enough of a nerd to make it here at our dental school. We understand that dentist should be friendly...but we want to try something new...dentist with no personalities...we think that will go over well with the public. We aplogize...you have done too much...research, work, classes, studying, mime, dance, volunteering, playing pool, spending time with your family...and basically what we are trying to say is..you are tooo well rounded....our ideal applicant...has his/her nose stuck in the books day in and day out...no need for human interaction this is why all of our lectures are now online.....good luck next. To improve your chances please stop all extracurricular activities except studying and classes.....then perhaps we will accept you.
Happily,
ADCOM!
Dear Applicant:
I am pleased to inform you that we have rejected your application after great thought. We decided that you weren't enough of a nerd to make it here at our dental school. We understand that dentist should be friendly...but we want to try something new...dentist with no personalities...we think that will go over well with the public. We aplogize...you have done too much...research, work, classes, studying, mime, dance, volunteering, playing pool, spending time with your family...and basically what we are trying to say is..you are tooo well rounded....our ideal applicant...has his/her nose stuck in the books day in and day out...no need for human interaction this is why all of our lectures are now online.....good luck next. To improve your chances please stop all extracurricular activities except studying and classes.....then perhaps we will accept you.
Happily,
ADCOM!