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Its_MurDAH said:
Aren't you the one that has never had a sip of alcohol in your life?

Well, i suggest you get on that first sip soon...

I concur
 
nikibean said:
Loves: Chocolate, cheese, tequila

These are my three favorite foods. If my marriage with that guy I proposed to in my last post ever falls apart.... 😉
 
unfrozencaveman said:
Will give up my laid back demeanor, and make ridiculous, nonsensical demands of you and your time.

Let me know when this happens...I'd probably propose to you on the spot.
 
roboyce said:
Let me know when this happens...I'd probably propose to you on the spot.

My first demand is that we make up a better story for where we met. This is shameful.
 
unfrozencaveman said:
My first demand is that we make up a better story for where we met. This is shameful.
You could always go with the standard he-was-the-handyman-and-you-would-do-anything-to-get-your-screen-door-fixed story. I think I saw a movie like that once.

I'm only so engrossed in your budding relationship because it's better than watching mice run around a box. well, that and I like to live vicariously through people I meet on the internet.
 
MrBurns10 said:
well, that and I like to live vicariously through people I meet on the internet.

By the way, I don't want to catch you in my apartment trying on my clothes anymore.
 
unfrozencaveman said:
By the way, I don't want to catch you in my apartment trying on my clothes anymore.
But you have the best damn collection of spandex I've ever seen. What else am I supposed to do with my Saturday nights?
 
unfrozencaveman said:
My first demand is that we make up a better story for where we met. This is shameful.

I see that you still have some remnants of a sense of pride. That's good. At least there will be something for me destroy in our short relationship. I usually wreak havoc with romantic innocence, but I think someone probably already got to that. Don't worry though, I'm sure you'll take all of my favorite old t-shirts and leave me with a bunch of flowery picture frames and candles that you bought as gifts for your friends. We'll just call it even.

Nonetheless, at the risk of depriving "certain individuals" of their primary source of entertainment, I'll take this conversation out of the public eye. There, in the secrecy of the private messenger, we can set about plotting the course of our destiny (In all truthfulness, I'm really just running out of semi-humorous comments...if I don't stop now, everyone will suffer).

C'mon MrBurns...you only saw that movie once?
 
Haha you two need to get a room.

Anyway, all you're doing is depressing the hideously unattractive MrBurns, who longs desperately for the slim chance to experience the online love you two have so miraculously found.
 
WholeLottaGame7 said:
Anyway, all you're doing is depressing the hideously unattractive MrBurns, who longs desperately for the slim chance to experience the online love you two have so miraculously found.
That may be so, but at least I didn't turn my ex-lovers gay...although I suppose there's still time.
 
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MrBurns10 said:
That may be so, but at least I didn't turn my ex-lovers gay...although I suppose there's still time.

You say it like it's a bad thing....
 
Risa said:
These are my three favorite foods. If my marriage with that guy I proposed to in my last post ever falls apart.... 😉

Sounds good. We can move to Hawaii and get legally hitched and start a llama farm and agave plantation. Maybe chocolate too along with a little coffee forest? Sound good? Everyone will want to come visit us, and we can frolick in the waves on our surfboards every day. The boys will drool, but you can have the pool boy if I get the UPS driver... :laugh:
 
nikibean said:
Sounds good. We can move to Hawaii and get legally hitched and start a llama farm and agave plantation. Maybe chocolate too along with a little coffee forest? Sound good? Everyone will want to come visit us, and we can frolick in the waves on our surfboards every day. The boys will drool, but you can have the pool boy if I get the UPS driver... :laugh:

Oh, it's a date, baby! Can we train the llamas to do tricks?
 
Risa said:
Oh, it's a date, baby! Can we train the llamas to do tricks?


Who do you think is going to be carrying the coffee beans and cacao beans, and our surfboards to the beach for us? (although the house will be in our own private cove so we'll just step out onto the sand...). 👍
 
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