Once upon a time there was a mean mod named Kaydubs who thought it was about time to torture a few more naive SDNers with a WW game. She came up with the brilliant idea that while the people who signed up for the game thought that their actions mattered, their fates would be sealed the moment they started the game. Just as the greek gods toyed with the lives of the poor Greeks, so too would their be a NPC/chaos council deciding the true fates of these peons. This council of Five, consisting of devyn, ksmi, lissarae, resolutemike, and SOV contained some of the most diabolical people to have ever graced the electrons of the internet.
So it was that from Day 1, the council schemed, and schemed, thinking of new ways to confuse the combatants. We converted one player (STL) into a snitch for the wolves, but unknowingly kept him a villager, and then made him reveal a wolf and get fed to the wolves. We give with one hand, and take away with another.
We allowed ashgirl to come back from the dead with a new role we invented, wolf conversion detector... but of course made sure she got lynched right away.
We messed up every item made. Making the 8-ball inconsistent, but we also warned DocE when the 8-ball was going to falsely finger him, to keep things even, we made the paparazzi camera/investigation item always take pictures of DocE admiring himself, we changed the resurrection item into a wolf resurrector, but then "leaked" the identity of the wolf, etc etc.
Whenever our interventions shifted the balance, we delicately put our efforts to move fate in the direction it always intended to go.
So when it came to start screwing some more with the wolves we took a wild guess and blocked Dyachei. We considered killing her, but decided to be kind to the vicious wolves. And how were we repaid for our kindness. Bitching. "blah blah blah". As if mere mortals could possibly understand what the gods were up to. As if they had the right to judge with only 2% of the information.
The gods were angered. This was not proper.
So we withdrew from our interventions and played our own game, killing who WE wanted, and not letting you know the results. Turns out we killed you all off in a stakes game of kill the players joker. Somehow you ALL lost. There was a big pot, and the remaining villagers and wolves were in the pot, and then some new Mod accidentally upset the pot, and then VOILA, all the remaining players were killed.
Some say it was just Devyn upset because she thought she was the best at poker, but had lost LIS.
Some say it was KSMI being a little too distracted by her honeymoon.
Some say it was baby liss.
Who knows what really happened?
What does this mean for you? Well, sober minds (read as SOV) discussed with the mods, and since a winner had to be announced or there may be a revolution, we have determined a winner.
The winner is the Chaos council of Devyn, Lissarae, ResoluteMike, Honeymoon girl KSMI, and SOV.
The rest of you can go suck eggs and complain amongst yourselves.
Next time send me a freakin owl.
"The Strife of SOV" - sobsob