Your biggest fail...

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J DUB,

I challenge you to post so often to be the last post on every thread on the first page.
 
chman said:
Settle up. Get it, its the opposite. (obvious joke reiteration goes here).

I do that with everything, because I live in opposite land.
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...or mix up...unsettle down...

or you live in the sea of incompatibility
or the great sky of contrast
 
minicow said:
pre-disease?
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It was hard to make ab opposite for that one. Not well thought out. My initial thought was post-med, but that does not work because it sounds like someone who has graduated med-school.

FAIL
 
very recent,

I go to class knowing there is a quiz, look at the reactions..

quiz comes in hands, realize that all molecules are represent by their names...

1,3 dithiane and stuff which i hadn't looked at.. panicked and turned in the quiz blank... i hate when I panic and it doesnt happen often so thats good
 
Got a 16 on the ACT, Never studied and Had a bad flu with mud butt while taking the test. I didn't care since I knew I was going to a C.C. anyway(reason: too long to tell)
 
thedoctor8706 said:
i just dropped the game winning touchdown pass in our football league against underclassmen. i can't stop replaying it over and over in my head... epic fail :wtf:
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Back in H.S. I was 2nd string Center, we were 2nd goal down by 6, I forgot to snap on two, (RB already went over line of scrimmage), 5yrd penalty. Then 3nd & 4th down, I got the QB sacked by noseguard (I was not focused), we lost game to turnover. worst game ever 👎
 
BenUstudent said:
Back in H.S. I was 2nd string Center, we were 2nd goal down by 6, I forgot to snap on two, (RB already went over line of scrimmage), 5yrd penalty. Then 3nd & 4th down, I got the QB sacked by noseguard (I was not focused), we lost game to turnover. worst game ever 👎
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I would have cut you before you got back on the bus!! 😀
 
J DUB said:
I would have cut you before you got back on the bus!! 😀
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I know, my coach was flamingly pissed, he would yell in a screaching "AHHH, WHAT ARE U DOING" and "SNAP OUT OF IT". and the weather was Ideal: Sunny, less than 5mph wind. I was just out of it. I only played again when we were leading by at least 14pts. That was my last year, then I figured just better stick to clubs :idea:
 
This happend my first day of Volunteering in the E.R. I was told to transport a discharged paitent to the E.R. parking drive-Up. The paitent asked for some purell. So took her to the wall pump. She said " I am so afraid of germs and bacteria when ever I come to the hospital." I responded, " Well, you do have every reason to be." she looked at me like😱 I felt like an A**.
 
BenUstudent said:
I know, my coach was flamingly pissed, he would yell in a screaching "AHHH, WHAT ARE U DOING" and "SNAP OUT OF IT". and the weather was Ideal: Sunny, less than 5mph wind. I was just out of it. I only played again when we were leading by at least 14pts. That was my last year, then I figured just better stick to clubs :idea:
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There are other sports!! :laugh:
 
BenUstudent said:
This happend my first day of Volunteering in the E.R. I was told to transport a discharged paitent to the E.R. parking drive-Up. The paitent asked for some purell. So took her to the wall pump. She said " I am so afraid of germs and bacteria when ever I come to the hospital." I responded, " Well, you do have every reason to be." she looked at me like😱 I felt like an A**.
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Ok, we arent gonna let you talk to the fam!! 😀
 
Nah, I realized im too lazy for sports, I just stick to the mental strain of academia
 
J DUB said:
Perhaps?
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Yes, I am capable of Silienceing the voices inside😀

Oh, wait that came out wrong: i'm not crazy,. I just ment the annyoing Pre-med kid inside that blurts out whatever he thinks, (except on SDN, it's his sandbox)
 
I took Calc 2 five years after Calc 1 .... in b/t I lost a good deal of neurons and synapses.... the outcome was atrocious!!! Recalling this is still traumatic!!

Test 1: 0% (yes zilch!!)
Test 2: 33%
Test 3: 56%
Final: 79%

Hey, I had a strong upward trend and medical schools love it, also if I had more tests, who knows I could have pulled an A-.. 😀😀😀😀
 
I once got something like a 30 on a chem lab exam.

I also got something like a 45 on my calculus final, and that was with a ~14 point curve.
 
Bernoull said:
I took Calc 2 five years after Calc 1 .... in b/t I lost a good deal of neurons and synapses.... the outcome was atrocious!!! Recalling this is still traumatic!!

Test 1: 0% (yes zilch!!)
Test 2: 33%
Test 3: 56%
Final: 79%

Hey, I had a strong upward trend and medical schools love it, also if I had more tests, who knows I could have pulled an A-.. 😀😀😀😀
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I never made it to Calc 2....😱
 
armybound said:
I once got something like a 30 on a chem lab exam.

I also got something like a 45 on my calculus final, and that was with a ~14 point curve.
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I got a 56 once in Calc II but the professor had to throw that one out since the average came out to be a 32. The topic was trig sub, lol. Nevertheless, I barely manage to get a B.
 
J DUB said:
I never made it to Calc 2....😱
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I think Calc 2 is the hardest, I had a B after retaking it. Calc 3 and Diff Eqs were much easier. I only needed Calc 1 for undergrad but I had to take the others for engineering grad.
 
So school fails...

45 on Organic I final, 25 on Organic I test, 50 on Physics II test.

1 on Calc AP exam. Could've just signed my name and left and done the same...
 
Fail? One spring semester, all my final exams fell in two days: 3 exams on Thursday, with my last exam for physics on Friday. Because of my schedule, I didn't even get to start studying for physics until the night before, so I decided to cram and pull an all nighter at the library. At 3 AM, I swear I started hallucinating and realized I needed some sleep before taking a final-- went home, washed my face, set my alarm for 5 AM and planned to wake up and study some more before my 60% exam at 8 AM.

Next thing I know, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm, at 9:15 AM! HOLY CRAP I panicked like no other. After stopping myself from hyperventilating, I threw on whatever clothes I was wearing the night before, put on my snowboarding jacket because it was raining outside, and ran 15 minutes straight through the torrential pouring rain to get to the building. On top of that, I couldn't find my professor because our class was so large, the students had been spread over 7 different testing rooms-- since he tended to wander the different rooms answering questions, I went to every single room trying to find him. All the TAs- plus a good number of students- saw this messy, hyperventilating, drenched, seemingly crazy student- wearing a full on snowboarding jacket in the middle of spring- who was stupid enough to sleep through her final exam.

Luckily, my professor let me take the exam right after everyone had finished taking theirs. I don't think he would have normally, but the sad look on his face let me know just how miserable and truly pitiful I looked that day. And yet the humiliation continued- before he would let me take the exam, I had to wait another hour for everyone to finish up their tests; to make sure I couldn't cheat off other students (since they were allowed to walk out of the room with their tests), the professor made me sit with him in one of the rooms while he proctored the exam. I literally sat on a stage in an auditorium- hair wet, clothes wet, in front of 300 students.

Unfortunately, when I finally took the exam, I still didn't know the material, and it didn't help that I was soaked head to toe in rain water and that the air conditioning was on full blast- I got a 30 on the exam. The class average was a 70.
Now that is the definition of epic fail.:boom:
 
In HS I was absent for a week due to the stomach flu. Upon returning and discovering that I had missed an exam for my AP Calculus class, the teacher forced me to take it despite not knowing the material or that I even had an exam. I scored around a 37% if I recall correctly..bleh.
 
The morning of my MCAT, my (now ex) boyfriend accidentally turned off the alarm clock instead of hitting snooze, so I woke up as I was supposed to be there... And the testing center was half an hour away. I had to call and plead but they let me take it as long as I got there by a certain time. I had about 2 minutes to spare, got there, didn't have time to eat breakfast, so I ended up having an energy drink and feeling like I was going to have a heart attack....

Good stuff.
 
wwdaffodils said:
Fail? One spring semester, all my final exams fell in two days: 3 exams on Thursday, with my last exam for physics on Friday. Because of my schedule, I didn't even get to start studying for physics until the night before, so I decided to cram and pull an all nighter at the library. At 3 AM, I swear I started hallucinating and realized I needed some sleep before taking a final-- went home, washed my face, set my alarm for 5 AM and planned to wake up and study some more before my 60% exam at 8 AM.

Next thing I know, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm, at 9:15 AM! HOLY CRAP I panicked like no other. After stopping myself from hyperventilating, I threw on whatever clothes I was wearing the night before, put on my snowboarding jacket because it was raining outside, and ran 15 minutes straight through the torrential pouring rain to get to the building. On top of that, I couldn't find my professor because our class was so large, the students had been spread over 7 different testing rooms-- since he tended to wander the different rooms answering questions, I went to every single room trying to find him. All the TAs- plus a good number of students- saw this messy, hyperventilating, drenched, seemingly crazy student- wearing a full on snowboarding jacket in the middle of spring- who was stupid enough to sleep through her final exam.

Luckily, my professor let me take the exam right after everyone had finished taking theirs. I don't think he would have normally, but the sad look on his face let me know just how miserable and truly pitiful I looked that day. And yet the humiliation continued- before he would let me take the exam, I had to wait another hour for everyone to finish up their tests; to make sure I couldn't cheat off other students (since they were allowed to walk out of the room with their tests), the professor made me sit with him in one of the rooms while he proctored the exam. I literally sat on a stage in an auditorium- hair wet, clothes wet, in front of 300 students.

Unfortunately, when I finally took the exam, I still didn't know the material, and it didn't help that I was soaked head to toe in rain water and that the air conditioning was on full blast- I got a 30 on the exam. The class average was a 70.
Now that is the definition of epic fail.:boom:
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I hate the feeling of oversleeping for classes, or exams. One time I overslept for a intro bio mid-term, and ended up dropping the class. I chose to tell the truth and the professor was not having it. Bummer.

Oversleeping + test = fail.
 
wwdaffodils said:
Fail? One spring semester, all my final exams fell in two days: 3 exams on Thursday, with my last exam for physics on Friday. Because of my schedule, I didn't even get to start studying for physics until the night before, so I decided to cram and pull an all nighter at the library. At 3 AM, I swear I started hallucinating and realized I needed some sleep before taking a final-- went home, washed my face, set my alarm for 5 AM and planned to wake up and study some more before my 60% exam at 8 AM.

Next thing I know, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm, at 9:15 AM! HOLY CRAP I panicked like no other. After stopping myself from hyperventilating, I threw on whatever clothes I was wearing the night before, put on my snowboarding jacket because it was raining outside, and ran 15 minutes straight through the torrential pouring rain to get to the building. On top of that, I couldn't find my professor because our class was so large, the students had been spread over 7 different testing rooms-- since he tended to wander the different rooms answering questions, I went to every single room trying to find him. All the TAs- plus a good number of students- saw this messy, hyperventilating, drenched, seemingly crazy student- wearing a full on snowboarding jacket in the middle of spring- who was stupid enough to sleep through her final exam.

Luckily, my professor let me take the exam right after everyone had finished taking theirs. I don't think he would have normally, but the sad look on his face let me know just how miserable and truly pitiful I looked that day. And yet the humiliation continued- before he would let me take the exam, I had to wait another hour for everyone to finish up their tests; to make sure I couldn't cheat off other students (since they were allowed to walk out of the room with their tests), the professor made me sit with him in one of the rooms while he proctored the exam. I literally sat on a stage in an auditorium- hair wet, clothes wet, in front of 300 students.

Unfortunately, when I finally took the exam, I still didn't know the material, and it didn't help that I was soaked head to toe in rain water and that the air conditioning was on full blast- I got a 30 on the exam. The class average was a 70.
Now that is the definition of epic fail.:boom:
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This must suck! I hope that doesn't happen to me.
 
chman said:
or you could have done this.

http://blog.jimmyr.com/Funny_student_Exam_Answers_13_2008.php

EDIT: Read the essay! It gave me the best laugh I have had in a long time.
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Awesome. There was one free response question where I wrote "In no way does this test evaluate my knowledge of calculus" then I did some really hard integral that was completely unrelated. And couldn't finish it.

My last final of freshman spring was a 7:30am Saturday Calc II, and I drank almost a fifth of Crown the night before and planned to just stay up the whole night. Fell asleep, woke up at 9am, ran to class and had to beg the professor with some bs excuse to let me take it late. Somehow got an 80. Woot.
 
I slept through my entire first 2 classes the first day of spring semester freshman year.
 
I got really sick and had a fever the night before the MCAT. So, I drank a whole lot of water during the night and before the exam.... While taking the MCAT, I went to the bathroom about 15 times and ran out in the middle of every section. I ran out of time for both sections with 5 minutes left for 2-3 whole passages in each section. Never read those passages and guessed every answer.

In seventh grade, we did swimming for about 3 weeks in PE. I didn't (and still don't) know how to swim, so I couldn't do any of the activities like swimming laps, diving, etc. with the other kids. At the end of the 3 weeks, the teacher threatened that if I didn't dive into the deep end (probably 10 ft deep) without a floaty or anyone else's help, she would fail me. She failed me....
 
Sammich117 said:
I slept through my entire first 2 classes the first day of spring semester freshman year.
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that is sooooo weak, next time someone asks for fail just say you're a nole 😎

Ilovewater said:
I got really sick and had a fever the night before the MCAT. So, I drank a whole lot of water during the night and before the exam.... While taking the MCAT, I went to the bathroom about 15 times and ran out in the middle of every section. I ran out of time for both sections with 5 minutes left for 2-3 whole passages in each section. Never read those passages and guessed every answer.

In seventh grade, we did swimming for about 3 weeks in PE. I didn't (and still don't) know how to swim, so I couldn't do any of the activities like swimming laps, diving, etc. with the other kids. At the end of the 3 weeks, the teacher threatened that if I didn't dive into the deep end (probably 10 ft deep) without a floaty or anyone else's help, she would fail me. She failed me....
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how can that be, you love water?
 
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