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AwesomeO-DO said:
almost to 3000!!!!
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there we go.....
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Munchkin6245 said:
Ok so I'm moving up to Des Moines July 1st. But I'm leaving for Vegas on July 6th and won't be back until the 18th. Do you guys know of any respectable and safe boarding kennel for my ***** cat? I can't take her into the casino b/c she's not 21 yet. hehe Send me a shout if you do. Thanks! Good luck with boards! :)
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Good place to stick a cat for a few days.....?

1) in a pool (cats love water)

2) In a dogs stomach (that only works if youre leaving for 12-36 hrs)

3) In a microwave
 
I feel like Ken Jennings on jeopardy right now, except I get all my questions wrong and I have to $500 to get asked asked.........
 
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AwesomeO-DO said:
almost to 3000!!!!
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hey awesome, no thanks to you getting to 3000 lately, quit studying and making out and post more............

Now for the greatest quote of all times
Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, *******, and dinguses. ******* think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to **** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your dinguses, Chuck. And all the dinguses want us to **** all over everything! So, ******* may get mad at dicks once in a while, because ******* get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** dinguses, Chuck. And if they didn't **** the dinguses, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your ***** all covered in ****!
 
Hy-Vee has the best chicken on their salad bar of all time. i think it's some type of seasoned chicken which is re-cooked. either way, i hate about 1 pound of it today according to their scale, and it cost me only $4.22.

In case you guys did not know, i'm one cool muthafuka! i will beat the boards in the butt and then make out with dudes afterwards at wellman's. that's right guys, wellman's is my bar of choice.
 
Here's a pic of Mike's next girlfriend.....


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that is true and disgusting at the same time.................. :barf:
 
Hey guys I know most of you dont' need any of this crap, but any new first or second years who may be interested I am selling
1) a very crappy desk
2) a dressor
3) a dressor with a mirror attached

I have no idea on cost, I basically want to get rid of them before rotations, so not too expensive, and if no one wants them I am just going to throw them from my 3rd floor apartment and then set them onfire........just like boards


pm if you are interested
 
cremaster2007 said:
pm if you are interested
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OH, I'M INTERESTED alright...RRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRR

:love:

Spank me and call me Bernard-Soullier
 
You know that I only do this because I love you and I'm jealous at how cool you are.

Dirty Vegas is a kickass band!

If you don't have the CD, buy it.

And birdman/astroglide is the funniest bastard I've ever met. I want to be his friend.

Where's my shirt, Mike? We need to go out Wednesday night with it on me.


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Wow i can't believe this thread is still going. It's just because you didn't drop off the face of the planet like we all did......cremaster i might be interested in your crappy dressor
 
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Frenchie - will get you the shirt the day of boards or something along those lines so you can wear it out that night. that way you can pretend to be me and service kristin while i move in for the little one.

Last night beer touched my lips, and it felt soooooo good. i just wanted to pour it all over my glistening body, but instead i stared at my friend's two sisters.

Know how to make a girl love you 5 minutes....quick OMM treatmens.
 
jtessier said:
Wow i can't believe this thread is still going. It's just because you didn't drop off the face of the planet like we all did......cremaster i might be interested in your crappy dressor
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just talk to me about it after boards (I take the USMLE the 18th as well). Thanks
 
I've realized one thing today...................it just doesn't seem right to wake up on a saturday without a headache, feeling your pulse in your toes, and wondering why there is an empty McDonald's sack on your floor...........right astro!
 
I just got The Way We Were by Barbara Streisand....

Mike, you can come over tonight and we can paint each others toes, listen to it, and complain about how guys just aren't as romantic as they used to be.
 
Ray, the good thing is i have a defect in the CCR5 protein and just give HIV to people. this means that more than one person in our school has HIV now, but lucky for me i'm just a HIV-spreading weapon, machine if you will.

times like these call for a little 311 (that's a band that came out when frenchie was on a boat with a bunch of guys).
 
311 came out in the 60's.................ahhahahahaah..............that's right bernard me making fun of the fact that you are like 3 years older than me.......not only am I funny I am tuff.................or fuffy if you will



surprise cockfag
 
Ray,

the bar to go to after boards is DRINK. they have JIMMY BUFFET night with a buffet. later in the night they have a live band.

$10 corona buckets or domestics
$3 margaritas
$1 wells
$1 draws.
 
THEY ALSO HAVE A FREE FOOD BUFFET FROM 5:30 - 8PM. that is where we are going to loser, so just deal with it bizatch.
 
Bernard, it looks like you just got put in your place cockfag, and right now I am listening to johnny b good and realizing I should have quit studying and started looking for a chick with money to marry along time ago..................... :idea:
 
My cousin just called....he was happy to say her is now bernard cockgiver not bernard cocktaker....

He said he wanted me to thank you......
 
tell him congrats bernard..............I was afraid he would be bernard-cocktaker the rest of his life, so since his the giver does that make you the taker???
 
that test was like trying to shiit out a bowling ball.... painful and exausting
 
You know, I just realized we have like 4 worksheets due on monday, and we ha e our acls test and a spal next week, and I have to take the USMLE on next saturday and I have to do surgery all next week during research..........I hate having stuff to do
 
cremaster2007 said:
You know, I just realized we have like 4 worksheets due on monday, and we ha e our acls test and a spal next week, and I have to take the USMLE on next saturday and I have to do surgery all next week during research..........I hate having stuff to do
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quit being a little bitch.....or not, your call. Seriously though, we are done with the comlex bitches!!!!!!! You dont realize just how long an 800 question test is until you take one. Ouch. Now for those scores, should be here any second.
 
I will never quit being a little bitch..........its what I do best, off to research at 8am on a saturday............. :thumbdown:
 
I’m moving to Des Moines (DMU area) this summer and I was wondering what cell phone carriers get good service around the school and around Des Moines. I have Cingular right now. Does any one else use them, and how does that work? Thanks for the info.
 
I have cingular now. Works like a charm.
 
US cellular works great in des moines, but the new building on campus is sort of a cell phone hole............other than that though verizon, us cellular, or cingular will work in dsm......
 
Verizon here...and it ain't bad.

Anyone else putting off studying for a test that you'll be allowed to take a reference book to? :p
 
T-moblie works well also.

DocGeorge, dude did you read the latest in the DO? We have to write a letter to the editor!! What a frickin joke!

Oh yeah I hate all you 2nd/now 3rd year biyatches for being done with the hell!! :love:
 
Thousand are you still in DSM?
 
bernard what are you studying for acls anyways............I've just been rereading the practice test.....hope that's good enough.
 
You're fixated on that site, mike....we need to make you an appt with a professional....
 
even my dad gets more women that you guys (and me for that matter)!

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I can't wait for summmmmmmmmmmmmer...............................
 
Is that all?

I thought we'd be together the rest of our lives.....
 
Bernard you will always be in special place deep inside my pants...............even when you aren't really there................. :idea:
 
******: It's the world's "oldest profession," but prostitutes are still being managed by abusive and money hungry pimps. Let some ****** take a few business and management classes and they'll realize they could easily manage themselves without a pimp. And if a pimp tried to take his "bitch" back, all she'd need to do is get a bodyguard on her payroll. Sure, pimps would go bankrupt, which sucks…but the price of a blowjob would probably go down, so…
 
Astroglide User said:
******: It's the world's "oldest profession," but prostitutes are still being managed by abusive and money hungry pimps. Let some ****** take a few business and management classes and they'll realize they could easily manage themselves without a pimp. And if a pimp tried to take his "bitch" back, all she'd need to do is get a bodyguard on her payroll. Sure, pimps would go bankrupt, which sucks…but the price of a blowjob would probably go down, so…
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we should start a school to teach them business astro...........as a side project like when we open our own weekend OMT La clinica.............for those of you who don't speak espanol that means OMT the clinic


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If ****** go free, what do I do when I need cremaster's services?
 
I hate to say it, but we are NOT qualified to start a ***** business school. i don't understand economics nor the tax system. all i really want to do is take a crap on someone's chest today, and that will make me feel better about myself.
 
I totally know how taxes and business work............first you get your dad to own an oil field............then you become president..............then you do whatever you want and give rich people a tax break leading to more money going into our ***** business
 
Mike, we're good enough as a TEAM.

I have the education (I'm 100% done with my MPH, and 75% done with my MHA). I have education on finance and law/ethics.

Cremaster is an experienced *****. He's been on the street selling his goods for many years. Granted he's only 23 or whatever, but he's got the experience of a seasoned 50 year old slut.

Finally, you...MIKE! You have been using the services of all manner of "sex industry workers." As WW would describe it, "service for a fee." You know about getting knocked on the back of your head and waking up in Okinowa with a skirt and boobs. You know about how it feels to get a "penguin." You know about trying to stiff male streetwalkers since you "aren't gay if you dont' pay."

We can do this!

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