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Your drug dealer probably won't refund you for the "poor quality" drugs you just purchased from him. In fact, if you threaten him he may very well shoot you.
If you have pseudoseizures you probably shouldn't "seize" when your local EMS service has just received an IO drill they are itching to try out. On the other hand it did effectively terminate the "seizure"
Do you have video, that would be great!
OK, now I have to know: What's an IO drill?
An instrument used for placing intraosseous access.
That sounds like something that would be extremely unpleasant. Why on Earth would someone fake a seizure?
attention, drugs....
Goodness. I'm glad I can't relate.
Oh, and LOL at "one lazy eye". I've got one too!
It's actually the eyelid, which is really lazy right now since I ended up getting Bell's palsy.
Oh geeze, I'm sorry.
Thanks. At least I got a very mild case. Most people can't tell until I tell them or they talk to me for a while. I think the worst is over.
Well, that's good.
Now if I could just keep the slobbering under control, I will be good. Well, that and keep the eye moisturized.
You should start visiting the review mirror threads. You should fit in quite well. And you know how to pad it up.
By all means, when examining the 11y/o female brought in for acute abdominal pain, ignore her claims that she is a virgin and tell her parents you suspect an ectopic pregnancy. When you go to do the pelvic exam and notice her hymen is completely intact, do not apologize to the girl who who's parents have been screaming at her for the past 5 minutes.
It was, in fact, appendicitis.
So this isn't actually something you learned from a patient, it's a recounting of a bad experience you had in an ED. Well, at least you played the VIP card and got some resident fired so I imagine that made you feel better. Yet you still felt the need to join an internet bulletin board to post about it. Hmmmm.By all means, when examining the 11y/o female brought in for acute abdominal pain, ignore her claims that she is a virgin and tell her parents you suspect an ectopic pregnancy. When you go to do the pelvic exam and notice her hymen is completely intact, do not apologize to the girl who's mother had been screaming at her for the past 5 minutes. Also, refuse to believe her father when he says it's most likely appendicitis. Please tell him to "let the doctors handle it."
Also, before making such a colossal mistake, you might want to listen to the attending (doctor in question was a resident) when they tell you that the patient's father is a member of the board as well as being a highly recognized cardiologist/internist, at the hospital in which you used to be so gainfully employed.
So this isn't actually something you learned from a patient, it's a recounting of a bad experience you had in an ED. Well, at least you played the VIP card and got some resident fired so I imagine that made you feel better. Yet you still felt the need to join an internet bulletin board to post about it. Hmmmm.
So this isn't actually something you learned from a patient, it's a recounting of a bad experience you had in an ED. Well, at least you played the VIP card and got some resident fired so I imagine that made you feel better. Yet you still felt the need to join an internet bulletin board to post about it. Hmmmm.
And pushing the creation of another one of those doctors patients complain about "not knowing how to talk to me" or "not keeping me updated" or "not including me in the thought process" since they got fired for it last time instead of taught how to correct their mistake.
I have learned that if you get something stuck in your urethra, a screwdriver is NOT the recommended tool for extraction.
On a related note:
if you're impotent and have a new girlfriend, a mercury glass thermometer is not the best solution to obtaining some "rigidity'
On a related note:
if you're impotent and have a new girlfriend, a mercury glass thermometer is not the best solution to obtaining some "rigidity'
Great. Wrong thread. The griping about the ED threads are on every other forum on the board.Not a personal experience. My uncle is the doctor on the board, this happened to my cousin a week ago. I didn't really convey the horribly rude behavior from the resident. I understand that ED's are stressful environments but personally I think it's best to mention the possibility of an ectopic pregnancy after the pelvic exam. The girl was 11, it could have been treated in a much more delicate manner.
Ouch.
I see a Darwin Award in his future!
What I don't see is you posting in the review mirror forums!
Tell me what that is (and where it is) and I will!
Thanks. Now I have to see if I can figure out what they're about.
They're not really about anything!
A long time ago I was a tech in an ED in northern San Diego county. Everything in northern San Diego county is near Camp Pendelton so needless to say we would occasionally see drunk Marines. When I say occasionally I mean daily. One sticks out in my mind. He was really wasted. Tried to hit on a 250 lb 50 yo nurse. Was actually trying to say "I love you man!" while vomiting. Came out like "Iiiiiaaalllllooooooauggggggman!" But I digress. The reason I remember him so clearly is that he woke up at about 0700 just as I was leaving and asked me "Hey man. What time is it?"The MP's came and picked her up when we released her.
Try not to have your synpocal episode on an escalator. Not pretty.
Odd question. But was it up or down heading? Just picturing the falling up / down direction and how that would work out.
I'm guessing poorly.
On the other hand, maybe it can be used as part of a public service announcement to get parents to stop letting their kids play on elevators!
I vote falling up is worse if you simultaneously start to roll down.
Try not to have your synpocal episode on an escalator. Not pretty.
This particular one was going down. Per witnesses just went out and toppled over face first. That meant a 3-4 step drop onto his face. It was a mess. Lots of lacs from the ridges on the steps, clavicle, ribs, zygoma, max sinus. But since he was going down the escalator just kind of deposited him at the bottom and that was that. I had a guy who was pretty hammered and fell on the way up. At the top he sort of got bumped by every step that came by and gave him a lot of extra cuts.Odd question. But was it up or down heading? Just picturing the falling up / down direction and how that would work out.
This particular one was going down. Per witnesses just went out and toppled over face first. That meant a 3-4 step drop onto his face. It was a mess. Lots of lacs from the ridges on the steps, clavicle, ribs, zygoma, max sinus. But since he was going down the escalator just kind of deposited him at the bottom and that was that. I had a guy who was pretty hammered and fell on the way up. At the top he sort of got bumped by every step that came by and gave him a lot of extra cuts.
Yeah escalators are a mess. I saw a LOL a few years ago who got dizzy on one and sat down on the step on the way up. It resulted in another thing I learned:I had the same thing a few years ago. Guy had a seizure on the way up and then no one pulled him off for a little while. His face basically looked like it had been gone over with a cheese grater.
Wow, I never knew escalators were so dangerous. Yet another reason to never go to the mall.
When I was a kid, I was always afraid that escalators would "eat" my toes. Thanks to this thread, I'm afraid all over again!