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Geesh, the price we pay for laziness . . .
Every year about 10,000 people go to emergency rooms because of escalator accidents and 20 percent of those incidents involve hands, feet or shoes getting trapped.
Every year about 10,000 people go to emergency rooms because of escalator accidents and 20 percent of those incidents involve hands, feet or shoes getting trapped.
Every year about 10,000 people go to emergency rooms because of escalator accidents and 20 percent of those incidents involve hands, feet or shoes getting trapped.
I am always fascinated when I read statistics like this. The question that always comes to mind is, who counts these things, and how?
They've documented approximately 7000 pencil related injuries, annually
Its not so much learned as reaffirmed every few weeks
If you stuff things up your ass they will get stuck there.
What I don't understand is why the rest of America doesn't seem to be learning this. Perhaps they just need to hang out in the ER for a few weeks
Its not so much learned as reaffirmed every few weeks
If you stuff things up your ass they will get stuck there.
What I don't understand is why the rest of America doesn't seem to be learning this. Perhaps they just need to hang out in the ER for a few weeks
They've documented approximately 7000 pencil related injuries, annually
Or we could just do one of those public service announcements on TV: "Hi, I'm doctor X. I know that many Americans enjoy putting things in their butt. I'm here to tell you that this, in addition to wearing Crocs on elevators, can be very dangerous."
This has been a public service announcement.
Its not so much learned as reaffirmed every few weeks
If you stuff things up your ass they will get stuck there.
What I don't understand is why the rest of America doesn't seem to be learning this. Perhaps they just need to hang out in the ER for a few weeks
I had just been thinking there should be a PSA for this when I saw the other PSA post....
"Don't stick stuff up your ass. It will get stuck there...
FTW!
ZOMG and here I thought that was one of the irrational fears of childhood! Believe me, from now on I'll be taking the stairs whenever possible!
Yoo Hoo is not an acceptable alternative to formula when feeding your 6 mo/o.
Ew. Thanks for the visual.At first, I read this as "Your Hoo" and I got really disgusted.
Ew. Thanks for the visual.
Another feeding lesson learned in the peds ER-
When your baby is 9 mo/o and you're on a tight budget but need to be feeding her solid food, one way to save money is to feed her shrimp fried rice which you have graciously pre-chewed.
I'm not in medicine; I'm a chemistry prof (although I do have a lot of premeds in my classes). This thread has provided a lot of comic relief while grading finals.
Maybe this belongs on a teaching forum, but I hope noone minds if I put up a story too. My "brightest" students end up in the ER anyways.
If you're dissolving steel by boiling it in nitric acid, it's ok to pick up the beaker with your bare hands. Only the inside of the glass will be hot. After you drop the hot beaker and spill the boiling nitric acid over your hands, make sure that you clean up the mess of broken glass on your labbench before running your hands under the tap. It's very important that you don't lose points for lab technique.
When you come back to class 9 days later with bandaged hands, ask your instructor to repeat the same lab. She'll let you because you didn't manage to eliminate yourself the first time and you still can use your fingers. This time, you know that the beaker will be hot and you're thinking things through so you know that the bandages on the palms of your hands will work just like oven mitts. Then when you find out that you can feel the heat on your tender palms and spill the boiling acid over your hands again, it's ok, because bandages soak up acid very nicely and you'll have no mess on your bench.
They're out to kill me. Am I being paranoid?
It sounds like they are out to kill, or atleast maime, themselves. I don't think you have anything to worry about.
They're out to kill me. Am I being paranoid?
I'm not in medicine; I'm a chemistry prof (although I do have a lot of premeds in my classes). This thread has provided a lot of comic relief while grading finals.
Maybe this belongs on a teaching forum, but I hope noone minds if I put up a story too. My "brightest" students end up in the ER anyways.
If you're dissolving steel by boiling it in nitric acid, it's ok to pick up the beaker with your bare hands. Only the inside of the glass will be hot. After you drop the hot beaker and spill the boiling nitric acid over your hands, make sure that you clean up the mess of broken glass on your labbench before running your hands under the tap. It's very important that you don't lose points for lab technique.
When you come back to class 9 days later with bandaged hands, ask your instructor to repeat the same lab. She'll let you because you didn't manage to eliminate yourself the first time and you still can use your fingers. This time, you know that the beaker will be hot and you're thinking things through so you know that the bandages on the palms of your hands will work just like oven mitts. Then when you find out that you can feel the heat on your tender palms and spill the boiling acid over your hands again, it's ok, because bandages soak up acid very nicely and you'll have no mess on your bench.
They're out to kill me. Am I being paranoid?
When this student comes to you asking if you would submit a Letter of Reccomendation to their med school application file, what are you going to do?
I'm not in medicine; I'm a chemistry prof (although I do have a lot of premeds in my classes). This thread has provided a lot of comic relief while grading finals.
Maybe this belongs on a teaching forum, but I hope noone minds if I put up a story too. My "brightest" students end up in the ER anyways.
If you're dissolving steel by boiling it in nitric acid, it's ok to pick up the beaker with your bare hands. Only the inside of the glass will be hot. After you drop the hot beaker and spill the boiling nitric acid over your hands, make sure that you clean up the mess of broken glass on your labbench before running your hands under the tap. It's very important that you don't lose points for lab technique.
When you come back to class 9 days later with bandaged hands, ask your instructor to repeat the same lab. She'll let you because you didn't manage to eliminate yourself the first time and you still can use your fingers. This time, you know that the beaker will be hot and you're thinking things through so you know that the bandages on the palms of your hands will work just like oven mitts. Then when you find out that you can feel the heat on your tender palms and spill the boiling acid over your hands again, it's ok, because bandages soak up acid very nicely and you'll have no mess on your bench.
They're out to kill me. Am I being paranoid?
Actually, I never saw that student again. I'm guessing that the second time she burned her hands badly enough that she was out of school for a while and probably changed majors. A Darwin award is still possible. Maybe she could start a plague as a bio major??
Is she going to get a third chance? Maybe she'll earn a Darwin award.
Actually, I never saw that student again. I'm guessing that the second time she burned her hands badly enough that she was out of school for a while and probably changed majors. A Darwin award is still possible. Maybe she could start a plague as a bio major??
Actually students like this do ask for letters for recommendation. I usually try to hint strongly that they ask someone else. If they insist, I write a letter along the lines of Hu is an good student in lecture; however, his/her technical skills need improvement.
As to "they're out to get me", the acid dropping student managed to spill only on herself. Often, such students are threat to others around them. I had one student who figured that if you plug a container tightly, the water will boil faster. The glass stopper whistled past my ear and shattered against the wall behind me.
I read this as "7000 PENIS related injuries..." and the sad part is I did the whole "um hm," nod thing. It took a while before I realized I was wrong....They've documented approximately 7000 pencil related injuries, annually
Dear God Man,They're out to kill me. Am I being paranoid?
These chemistry stories remind me of back when I was in high school. A pair of students in my chem lab started a fire because they heated ethyl alcohol directly against the flame. They then tried to put the fire out by smothering it with paper towels. They learned very quickly that it was a bad idea.
Today I learned that if the toilet is backed up and you family jewels get dipped in the bowl when you try to sit down, and if you simply refuse to poop in a bedpan, a perfectly reasonable solution is to simply drop trou and plop a mudpile on the floor.
When your nurse expresses considerable consternation at the result, go ahead and do it again for good measure.
Your roommate will also appreciate this, and the pleasant scent you have filled the room with.
Magnesium ribbon is really cool... as a fuse for your thermite reaction.
I'm not too sure that one was legal actually, but the school I went to had a really good Chem program, and reasonably insane students.
I'm not anybody in that video, but when we did it it wasn't on videotape.
What you're seeing is a reaction that kicks out enough heat to melt iron; it burns through the two flowerpots and drips into the bucket full of sand. Back in WWI and WWII, they used thermite bombs to melt through the armor of tanks.
I'm not anybody in that video, but when we did it it wasn't on videotape.
What you're seeing is a reaction that kicks out enough heat to melt iron; it burns through the two flowerpots and drips into the bucket full of sand. Back in WWI and WWII, they used thermite bombs to melt through the armor of tanks.
That's pretty bad. At least he used his own teeth.Also, if your four front teeth fall out from untreated perio, an acceptable solution is to simply super glue them together and wear them around shoved up under your upper lip.