I came here from the same horse forum!
I am an x-ray tech not a doctor, but I have seen a lot and
really enjoyed this thread!
I had to pass it on the the docs I work with!
If you have broken your wrist, by all means give the ER doc the full story: that you had had your hemorrhoids worked on that morning, and when you got home, you dropped your drawers and crawled up on top of your dresser to have a good look in the mirror at your new butt, but then fell off breaking your wrist. The health records clerk is going to have a great laugh when she files that report (and probably the entire ER staff)!
Also, when you over hear her telling the story (anonymously, of course) to her friends in a bar
nearly a year later, do come forward and complain to her boss, admitting
again that you were the bare-bottomed, hemorrhoid-gazing klutz, who broke his wrist falling off a dresser.