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You forgot light bulbs.
and rainbird popup sprinklers while gardening in broad daylight in the nude....
it was a great film, we could actually read "rainbird" in raised relief on the side.....
You forgot light bulbs.
I have to honestly say I've never heard that one before, but I love it!
Now I should get out in the world more to learn more medical terminology.
I used to hear Hi 5 all the time but I think it's a back east thing.I have also learned that if you are a malingerer and have the high-five, the medical student drawing your blood and placing an IV will not appreciate it when you pull the IV cath out and wildly flail your arm around, dousing the bed, walls, curtain, and yes the medical student with said infected blood.
We always used "hi-five", "3 letter", etc. to refer to pts with HIV while on rounds in the ED. I have to say that unless you know what it means, you will be clueless the first time you hear it and wonder what it is you're missing.
Must be a NY/NJ thing because my friend told me about that when he was going to Siena (Near Albany). I didn't ever hear it in a medical realm until when I did my first EM rotation in the Bronx.
Another less commonly used HIV euphomism (sp?, I can't spell) is House in Vegas, which I have heard more from EMTs than docs.
Also, just found out today that "Some Dude" has made it here to the BX. Apparently, (sp?) he is stabbing people while they are praying in church, and moving so quickly, his victims can not get a good look at him.
I have learned that the best time to climb up into a tree to trim branches with a chain saw is well after sunset
And after you have consumed about a case of beer.
Also it is helpful if you are blind in one eye.
You know....you just can't make this **** up.
Today's fun in Urgent Care....oh, it was great.
I learned that it's perfectly fine to start screaming that the little girl who needed stitches for the laceration on her forehead was seen before you. Even though you were at Urgent Care because "well, I think I might have a cold, I've been sniffling all day."
That was certainly fun to watch. This jerk didn't appreciate it when I told him, "This child has a HEAD. INJURY. We're all waiting, she's been triaged first. You really need to get a grip."
The nurse who took my vitals and set me up in an exam room told me, in that *God, I really hate my job right now* voice, "The doctor SHOULD be with you soon, but I can't promise anything." She was stunned when I shrugged and told her, "Hey, I can wait. An ear infection can get bumped down on the triage list, I saw that poor little girl who came in crying. I can wait, I've got a book." She said, "I wish everyone was as patient as you!"
And for the record? Not just an ear infection. BOTH ears are infected, not just the right ear. I'm not digging on this at all. But, I'm still on this side of the grass, and I didn't have to have stitches in my forehead. And when I left? The jerk who was yelling about the poor little girl who needed stitches was STILL waiting in the waiting room. Guess he didn't learn that if you're not exactly up there on the triage list, AND, if you piss off the people who do triage, you're gonna be waiting a loooooong time.
If there's any justice in the world, he's still sitting there. . .waiting.
I learned a sad lesson last week.
Being a healthy, mid-30s drug-seeking malingerer, one with a documented history at the hospital and one who actually asks for fentanyl by name because mere vicodin doesn't "touch" the pain, does not make you immune from actual medical problems.
Assuming if your EKG and cardiac markers come back normal, and if for medicolegal reasons they do an echo to rule out an MI from your "chest pain"... it is not entirely outside the bounds of possibility that it comes back with an EF of 20%.
(the thing is, I still think his "chest pain" was made-up. there was no evidence of ischemia/angina, his CP was the same whether lying sitting or walking, and his later cath came back clean. imagine you come in just to score some narcs and leave with a dx of CHF 2* to viral cardiomyopathy... harsh toke dude.)
damn.
Not from EM, but pediatric allergy:
If you're a 15yo boy who just has to go to McDonald's with your friends and eat there, even though you're bat**** allergic to it (IDK what- milk, maybe?)- it's a great idea to go into the lav and give yourself your epi-pen before you eat.
It's not like you'll get home, ring the door bell, and go into anaphylaxis so your parents are doing cpr in the driveway while they wait for ems.
Oh, wait....
Dude, "Some Dude" was essentially BORN in the Bronx!!!! The BX is FULL of "some dudes."
In case you guys didn't know, just because you are in 4 point restraints, and those ER pigs won't give you water when you're thirsty, don't fret. If you are of the male gender, you can easily work your gown up, over your waist, and arc your urine stream into your mouth. (Did not witness it, but was informed that this happened at shift change from another student) Kinda tops the foley-in-mouth guy a few pages back.
Do they have any info of this patient being a current drug abuser? If so, I would imagine getting a spot on the transplant list may be tricky.
When you are completely hammered, its great to strip naked, grab a bunch of surgilube and rub it all over your body.
When you are completely hammered, its great to strip naked, grab a bunch of surgilube and rub it all over your body.
Beef allergy? (know someone with that)
Does McDonalds use peanut oil for their friers?
*shrug*
We always used "hi-five", "3 letter", etc. to refer to pts with HIV while on rounds in the ED. I have to say that unless you know what it means, you will be clueless the first time you hear it and wonder what it is you're missing.
Not from EM, but pediatric allergy:
If you're a 15yo boy who just has to go to McDonald's with your friends and eat there, even though you're bat**** allergic to it (IDK what- milk, maybe?)- it's a great idea to go into the lav and give yourself your epi-pen before you eat.
It's not like you'll get home, ring the door bell, and go into anaphylaxis so your parents are doing cpr in the driveway while they wait for ems.
Oh, wait....
I'm in Long Island and have never head of high five.
Ehh. I guess. One time in my tech days, I was told to go collect a guy's urine sample. I went in, said hi, retrieved it from the bedside table where he had helpfully left it, came back to the RN station, and then set about labelling the sample. As I sealed the bag up, took off my gloves, and check it in on the computer, one of the nurses said gravely, "you should know, he's HIV positive."although, HIPAA rules and all, I think EVERYONE within earshot should know, for safety reasons
Touche
P.S. HIV transmission from urine? Am I learning something here? Thought that was kinda low risk transmission (even if you did drink it).
Well, that explains it. White bread LI is quite a different demographic than the Bronx. You at Good Sam? Pass it around to your collegues, it'll probably catch on.
I like the RW one. High five I guess could be easy for someone not intended to know about it to figure out (although, HIPAA rules and all, I think EVERYONE within earshot should know, for safety reasons).
Indeed; that's why I thought it was worth a comment at the time. That, and the RN and I gave each other crap on a regular basis.Touche
P.S. HIV transmission from urine? Am I learning something here? Thought that was kinda low risk transmission (even if you did drink it).
So much for HIPPA.
I asked you not to tell anyone about my indiscretion!
Touche
P.S. HIV transmission from urine? Am I learning something here? Thought that was kinda low risk transmission (even if you did drink it).
Has anyone heard of someone injecting urine? I can imagine an IVDU thinking that he can get one more fix off of his urine metabolites...
What happens if that occurs?
They used to...Beef allergy? (know someone with that)
Does McDonalds use peanut oil for their friers?
*shrug*
Actually lots of little things. I've done a little photo retouching myself, and it looks pretty obvious. The color of the bottle is the biggest giveaway. The thing is pure white on the x-ray. As pure white as the hip prosthesis. Plastic doesn't look white on x-ray, in fact it's not very radioopaque at all. I've seen plastic rectal foreign bodies on x-ray, and they don't look like that.
Also, the edges of the bottle are a little bit fuzzy. You'd expect the edge of a hard object to be as sharp as the edges of other smooth, hard objects. Compare the edge of the bottle to the edge of the hip prosthesis.
The flutes on the bottle don't look like an x-ray. Those flutes would have to be hella thick to look that white compared to the rest of the bottle.
I'm pretty sure that's not even an x-ray of a soda bottle. It looks more like somebody took a photo of a soda bottle, maybe pulled out only one color layer, softened the edges with a unsharp filter or something like that, turned one of the colors into a layer, shaded it white, then overlaid it on the pelvic x-ray. My brother's an expert photo retoucher, so I've seen lots of stuff done like this, only usually much better.
It's a good idea to hold a box of unlit sparklers in one hand and a lit one in the other.
Good thing there was a bird bath nearby to put the fire out.
(my husband did this. great guy. not so bright. )
It's a running theme. I just had another near-syncope-so-I-took-my-husband's-nitro-and-turned-it-into-a-full-blown-hypotensive-episode-with-runs-of-sustained-V-tach pt yesterday. Too many people have a really poor understanding of their meds and I don't know that it's their PMD's fault. They have no interest in knowing about their meds. How many time have you asked someone what their meds are and been told "my wife knows that" or "I don't know. It's in my records." Lots of people just view nitro as "heart pills" and take them whenever they feel sick because it might be their heart. I've seen pts that do that with dig, coumadin, diltiazem and crack. You just can't win.
Yes, and that would be, "Don't give any advice to your child on anything...ever!"
Similarly to the daugther, "Don't receive any advice from your mother on anything...ever!"
If you are a patient who comes into my ED with a penis fracture realize NO ONE believes your story that you did it simply while trying to pee. And yes they really are going to have to do "nasty things" like degloving for the urologist to be able to repair it so you will be able to use it again. And yes you do do have to listen to the explanation by the urologist... it's called informed consent.
OMG.
3. If you must self-pleasure with something porcelain, and it breaks and transects your urethra, you should probably drive yourself to a hospital where you are not related to one of the surgical residents.