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New, Limited Time, Special Offer!!! Act NOW!!!*
I really don't care where all y'all live for your M1 year, as long as you are happy and within the bounds of the law.
However, I am offering this super duper special deal, which will cost you nothing. If you move into the the Normandy Village Apartments, I will be happy (schedule willing) to help you move in. I will be out of town a lot this summer, but shoot me an email and if I'm around I can help you move stuff out of your truck, trunk, car, wheelbarrow, or Chinook helicopter.
That's just one of the valuable services I provide.
*Service provider is not obligated to follow through on the above statements and may revoke, cancel, or alter offer at any time without notice. Subject to variabilities of (including, but not limited to) schedule, availability, physical ability, sleep/awake status, arterial oxygen content, mood, and offer-recepient's body odor. Good-natured assistance and willingness to help one's neighbor not available in all areas; void where prohibited. Not responsible for damaged or missing items, llama diseases, unintentionally uncovered WMDs, or accidental sex changes. Recepient of offer strongly advised to photograph or tag all items and have extra set of galoshes.
But seriously, I'd be happy to help if/when I can.
For real, I'll seriously help if I can. Just let me know.
I really don't care where all y'all live for your M1 year, as long as you are happy and within the bounds of the law.
However, I am offering this super duper special deal, which will cost you nothing. If you move into the the Normandy Village Apartments, I will be happy (schedule willing) to help you move in. I will be out of town a lot this summer, but shoot me an email and if I'm around I can help you move stuff out of your truck, trunk, car, wheelbarrow, or Chinook helicopter.
That's just one of the valuable services I provide.
*Service provider is not obligated to follow through on the above statements and may revoke, cancel, or alter offer at any time without notice. Subject to variabilities of (including, but not limited to) schedule, availability, physical ability, sleep/awake status, arterial oxygen content, mood, and offer-recepient's body odor. Good-natured assistance and willingness to help one's neighbor not available in all areas; void where prohibited. Not responsible for damaged or missing items, llama diseases, unintentionally uncovered WMDs, or accidental sex changes. Recepient of offer strongly advised to photograph or tag all items and have extra set of galoshes.
But seriously, I'd be happy to help if/when I can.
For real, I'll seriously help if I can. Just let me know.