SDN Haiku Contest! 5-7-5

Picklesali · Aug 14, 2007

Write your own SDN, science, or medicine-related Haiku and post it here!
(this thread inspired by Brainfry's profile) Remember the form is 5-7-5. (Unlike what the title of this post says!)
Here are some examples:

SDN-related:

Think you have a shot?

Go to SDN and see

Super-human foes

Bio research-related:

The yeast grows slowly

Colony by colony

On my petri dish

87138 · Aug 14, 2007

Applications done

Freaking out full of self doubt

Waiting game begins

TeaKae · Aug 14, 2007

Correction, OP
You meant 5 7 5, right?
carry on people

SketchLazy · Aug 14, 2007

Got my MCAT score,

An Unbalanced Forty-three.

Help! Should I retake????

Picklesali · Aug 14, 2007

TeaKae said:
Correction, OP
You meant 5 7 5, right?
carry on people

Of course you are right
Indeed that is what I meant
Haiku's are the bomb!

ZagDoc · Aug 14, 2007

SketchLazy said:
Got my MCAT score,

An Unbalanced Forty-three.

Help! Should I retake????

HAHA!!

RPedigo · Aug 14, 2007

The application process:

I cannot believe

I spent thousands of dollars

To be rejected

The gunner:

What the hell a B?!

This professor is stupid

What if I complain?

doinmybest5840 · Aug 14, 2007

Want an acceptance.
What must I do to get one?
Or, what won't I do?

brainfry · Aug 14, 2007

silverlining1 · Aug 14, 2007

SketchLazy said:
Got my MCAT score,

An Unbalanced Forty-three.

Help! Should I retake????

This is AWESOME.

Went to Africa
Cured AIDS and saved many lives
Help! Need safety schools

Picklesali · Aug 15, 2007

silverlining1 said:
This is AWESOME.

Went to Africa
Cured AIDS and saved many lives
Help! Need safety schools

YESSSSSSSSSS

jonessoda · Aug 15, 2007

A growing sapling
Like my pre-med kid, reaches.
Is five years too young?

Four point two is low.
Only a 45T?
PA school for you.

AlexMorph · Aug 15, 2007

Wanna be a doc
so I can make mad money
and laugh at poor folks

im kidding, just ticked off that its 3 am and I can't fall asleep

Arc · Aug 15, 2007

Medical school is far off
Grades are an issue
Damn those difficult courses.

...(Sh__ I wrote it in 7-5-7 format)

Arc · Aug 15, 2007

I am so sleepy
Off to bed and dreams for me
What will the dreams be?

Julietcf14 · Aug 15, 2007

The Twelve Year old

Did you say nipple?
That always makes me giggle
I'll grow up someday

coralfangs · Aug 15, 2007

I am just fifteen
Should I take bio this year?
Can I handle it?

trickle12 · Aug 15, 2007

Current GPA
Allopathic school, um no
Looking for McJob

Inuranic · Aug 15, 2007

Yearning for Third Invite in August

On hold VCU
I want an invitation
Will a C-note help?

jochi1543 · Aug 15, 2007

Picklesali said:
SDN-related:

Think you have a shot?

Go to SDN and see

Super-human foes

SketchLazy said:
Got my MCAT score,

An Unbalanced Forty-three.

Help! Should I retake????

These 2 are the ones I like the most so far. "Super-human foes..." :laugh:

😆

Inuranic · Aug 15, 2007

In Search of Sanity

I am losing it
Are there drugs to calm me down?
Off to bump Xanax

PepperMD · Aug 15, 2007

What are my chances?
What to wear to interview?
Use the search function.

kronickm · Aug 15, 2007

Shadowing doctor.
Explosive diarrhea,
Should reconsider.

Going to med school.
Two hundred thousand dollars!!
Should have been a nurse.

Trying for med school?
Welcome to the house of pain
There is no escape.

High school junior here.
Took my pre-reqs in the womb.
What are my chances?

Why be a doctor?
Truly care for the patients
But they don't believe.

jbrice1639 · Aug 15, 2007

on the love/hate relationship we all (should) have with these boards...

evil SDN
makes me want to drown kittens
never ever change

mq123 · Aug 15, 2007

Letters not in yet
Secondaries not all done
Why am I pre-med
😕

Picklesali · Aug 15, 2007

trickle12 said:
Current GPA
Allopathic school, um no
Looking for McJob

"Looking for McJob?"
I laughed so hard I spit out
...my energy drink

Womialas · Aug 15, 2007

Waiting, Waiting, gasp!
Did I change my spam settings?
Yes. No one loves me.

IknowWonderful · Aug 15, 2007

Bored at work today.
Refresh e-mail one more time.
Won I-Pod again.

bsax007 · Aug 15, 2007

IknowWonderful said:
Bored at work today.

Refresh e-mail one more time.

Won I-Pod again.

Laughed out loud at this,
Labmates think I've lost my mind.
I'm probably fired.

mq123 · Aug 15, 2007

bsax007 said:
Laughed out loud at this,

Labmates think I've lost my mind.

I'm probably fired.

Oh God, SDN
Sucks your time like no other
Writing Haikus now

SketchLazy · Aug 15, 2007

The Mod

Ive seen this before,
posted over and over.
Use the search, dammit!

Inuranic · Aug 15, 2007

I love you guys

This thread is awesome
Kudos to OP for it
Hope they're accepted

my azn gf · Aug 15, 2007

We go to my room
I pull the sheets to the floor
Grandma, I love you

AlexMorph · Aug 15, 2007

EDIT: quoted offensive content removed

..............................................................
Way to ruin it! That was completely uncalled for, and I've made some tasteless jokes in my time.

Picklesali · Aug 15, 2007

EDIT: quoted offensive content removed

Whoops! You are DQ'd
Forget to count syllables?
Better luck next time!

(Ummm, btw - this is the SDN-related Haiku thread...)

Inuranic · Aug 15, 2007

One post, one ban. Nice.

SketchLazy · Aug 15, 2007

Wow. They erased him from existence.

AlexMorph · Aug 15, 2007

I want to shadow
a doctor nearby somewhere
but no one wants me 🙁

jochi1543 · Aug 15, 2007

Fate of a troll
Erased from the forums
Thank moderator!

AlexMorph · Aug 15, 2007

jochi1543 said:
Fate of a troll
Erased from the forums
Thank moderator!

your syllables don't add up, i see 4-6-5

jochi1543 · Aug 15, 2007

AlexMorph said:
your syllables don't add up, i see 4-6-5

Yeah, I know. I can't write haiku in English, I can't perceive the number of syllables correctly for some reason. If I write, it's usually in Japanese. :laugh:

silverlining1 · Aug 15, 2007

jochi1543 said:
Fate of a troll
Erased from the forums
Thank moderator!

AlexMorph said:
your syllables don't add up, i see 4-6-5

How about:

This is SDN
Not a place to post your porn
Trolls are annoying.

Picklesali · Aug 16, 2007

bump bump bump bump bump
bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bump
bumpitty-bump bump!

AlexMorph · Aug 16, 2007

i dont wanna do
chicago's secondary
so im wasting time

Femme Fatale · Aug 16, 2007

MooseKing · Aug 16, 2007

i am stressing out!

the mcats are so stupid!

someone please help me!!!!!

Ookluh · Aug 16, 2007

Every person here
has too much time on their hands.
Are you all complete?

Vera18 · Aug 16, 2007

kronickm said:
Shadowing doctor.

Explosive diarrhea,
Should reconsider.

Going to med school.
Two hundred thousand dollars!!
Should have been a nurse.

Trying for med school?
Welcome to the house of pain
There is no escape.

High school junior here.
Took my pre-reqs in the womb.
What are my chances?

Why be a doctor?
Truly care for the patients

But they don't believe.

These are my favorite 👍

kronickm · Aug 16, 2007

Cruising SDN
Thinking of a good haiku
Boss is here, oh $hit!

2008orbust · Aug 16, 2007

This just cannot be
state school site down two hours
bang head against wall

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