SDN Haiku Contest! 5-7-5

[Picklesali]

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Write your own SDN, science, or medicine-related Haiku and post it here!
(this thread inspired by Brainfry's profile) Remember the form is 5-7-5. (Unlike what the title of this post says!)
Here are some examples:

SDN-related:

Think you have a shot?

Go to SDN and see

Super-human foes


Bio research-related:

The yeast grows slowly

Colony by colony

On my petri dish​

 

[87138]

Applications done

Freaking out full of self doubt

Waiting game begins​

 

[TeaKae]

Correction, OP
You meant 5 7 5, right?
carry on people

 

[SketchLazy]

Got my MCAT score,

An Unbalanced Forty-three.

Help! Should I retake????


​

 

[Picklesali]

Correction, OP
You meant 5 7 5, right?
carry on people

Of course you are right
Indeed that is what I meant
Haiku's are the bomb!

 

[ZagDoc]

Got my MCAT score,

An Unbalanced Forty-three.

Help! Should I retake????


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HAHA!!

 

[RPedigo]

The application process:

I cannot believe

I spent thousands of dollars

To be rejected


The gunner:

What the hell a B?!

This professor is stupid

What if I complain?
​

 

[doinmybest5840]

Want an acceptance.
What must I do to get one?
Or, what won't I do?

 

[brainfry]

 

[silverlining1]

Got my MCAT score,

An Unbalanced Forty-three.

Help! Should I retake????


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This is AWESOME.

Went to Africa
Cured AIDS and saved many lives
Help! Need safety schools

 

[Picklesali]

This is AWESOME.

Went to Africa
Cured AIDS and saved many lives
Help! Need safety schools

YESSSSSSSSSS

 

[jonessoda]

A growing sapling
Like my pre-med kid, reaches.
Is five years too young?

Four point two is low.
Only a 45T?
PA school for you.

 

[AlexMorph]

Wanna be a doc
so I can make mad money
and laugh at poor folks

im kidding, just ticked off that its 3 am and I can't fall asleep

 

[Arc]

Medical school is far off
Grades are an issue
Damn those difficult courses.

...(Sh__ I wrote it in 7-5-7 format)

 

[Arc]

I am so sleepy
Off to bed and dreams for me
What will the dreams be?

 

[Julietcf14]

The Twelve Year old

Did you say nipple?
That always makes me giggle
I'll grow up someday​

 

[coralfangs]

I am just fifteen
Should I take bio this year?
Can I handle it?

 

[trickle12]

Current GPA
Allopathic school, um no
Looking for McJob

 

[Inuranic]

Yearning for Third Invite in August

On hold VCU
I want an invitation
Will a C-note help?​

 

[jochi1543]

SDN-related:​

Think you have a shot?​

Go to SDN and see​

Super-human foes​

Got my MCAT score,

An Unbalanced Forty-three.​

Help! Should I retake????​

​

These 2 are the ones I like the most so far. "Super-human foes..." 😆

​

 

[Inuranic]

In Search of Sanity

I am losing it
Are there drugs to calm me down?
Off to bump Xanax​

 

[PepperMD]

What are my chances?
What to wear to interview?
Use the search function.

 

[kronickm]

Shadowing doctor.
Explosive diarrhea,
Should reconsider.

Going to med school.
Two hundred thousand dollars!!
Should have been a nurse.

Trying for med school?
Welcome to the house of pain
There is no escape.

High school junior here.
Took my pre-reqs in the womb.
What are my chances?

Why be a doctor?
Truly care for the patients
But they don't believe.​

 

[jbrice1639]

on the love/hate relationship we all (should) have with these boards...

evil SDN
makes me want to drown kittens
never ever change​

 

[mq123]

Letters not in yet
Secondaries not all done
Why am I pre-med
😕​

 

[Picklesali]

Current GPA
Allopathic school, um no
Looking for McJob

"Looking for McJob?"
I laughed so hard I spit out
...my energy drink

 

[Womialas]

Waiting, Waiting, gasp!
Did I change my spam settings?
Yes. No one loves me.

 

[IknowWonderful]

Bored at work today.
Refresh e-mail one more time.
Won I-Pod again.​

 

[bsax007]

Bored at work today.

Refresh e-mail one more time.

Won I-Pod again.​

Laughed out loud at this,
Labmates think I've lost my mind.
I'm probably fired.​

 

[mq123]

Laughed out loud at this,​

Labmates think I've lost my mind.​

I'm probably fired.​

Oh God, SDN
Sucks your time like no other
Writing Haikus now​

 

[SketchLazy]

The Mod

I’ve seen this before,
posted over and over.
Use the search, dammit!

​

 

[Inuranic]

I love you guys

This thread is awesome
Kudos to OP for it
Hope they're accepted​

 

[my azn gf]

We go to my room
I pull the sheets to the floor
Grandma, I love you​

 

[AlexMorph]

EDIT: quoted offensive content removed

..............................................................
Way to ruin it! That was completely uncalled for, and I've made some tasteless jokes in my time.

 

[Picklesali]

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Whoops! You are DQ'd
Forget to count syllables?
Better luck next time!

(Ummm, btw - this is the SDN-related Haiku thread...)

 

[Inuranic]

One post, one ban. Nice.

 

[SketchLazy]

Wow. They erased him from existence.

 

[AlexMorph]

I want to shadow
a doctor nearby somewhere
but no one wants me 🙁

 

[jochi1543]

Fate of a troll
Erased from the forums
Thank moderator!

 

[AlexMorph]

Fate of a troll
Erased from the forums
Thank moderator!

your syllables don't add up, i see 4-6-5

 

[jochi1543]

your syllables don't add up, i see 4-6-5

Yeah, I know. I can't write haiku in English, I can't perceive the number of syllables correctly for some reason. If I write, it's usually in Japanese.

 

[silverlining1]

Fate of a troll
Erased from the forums
Thank moderator!

your syllables don't add up, i see 4-6-5

How about:

This is SDN
Not a place to post your porn
Trolls are annoying.

 

[Picklesali]

bump bump bump bump bump
bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bump
bumpitty-bump bump!

 

[AlexMorph]

i dont wanna do
chicago's secondary
so im wasting time

 

[Femme Fatale]

*

 

[MooseKing]

i am stressing out!


the mcats are so stupid!

someone please help me!!!!!
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[Ookluh]

Every person here
has too much time on their hands.
Are you all complete?

 

[Vera18]

Shadowing doctor.

Explosive diarrhea,
Should reconsider.​

Going to med school.
Two hundred thousand dollars!!
Should have been a nurse.​

Trying for med school?
Welcome to the house of pain
There is no escape.​

High school junior here.
Took my pre-reqs in the womb.
What are my chances?​

Why be a doctor?
Truly care for the patients

But they don't believe.​

These are my favorite 👍

 

[kronickm]

Cruising SDN
Thinking of a good haiku
Boss is here, oh $hit!​

 

[2008orbust]

This just cannot be
state school site down two hours
bang head against wall