OT: Moar Phast, Moar Phurious

crazybob · May 23, 2011

owlegrad said:
I don't get it. 😕

I mean I guess you have to keep it clean and safe, but how is it high maintenance? Is it temperamental or jealous? Do I need to make sure to call my gold at least three times a day? Buy it flowers or candy once a week?

Is Gold the name of a person and I am just being stupid?

I didn't mean it as a proper noun.

I just meant gold as in gold.

I was thinking high maintenance as requiring lots of money and time to take care of the gold that you have. So having lots of gold may not be worth all the shine you get to see.

Passion4Sci · May 23, 2011

crazybob said:
I didn't mean it as a proper noun.

I just meant gold as in gold.

I was thinking high maintenance as requiring lots of money and time to take care of the gold that you have. So having lots of gold may not be worth all the shine you get to see.

Dang, they sure are shiny and nice aren't they !:O

crazybob · May 23, 2011

Passion4Sci said:
Dang, they sure are shiny and nice aren't they! :O

That's nice. How much money do I have to spend to keep it shiny like that? Do I have to buy nice things for it and take it outside to see the sun? :laugh:

Passion4Sci · May 23, 2011

crazybob said:
That's nice. How much money do I have to spend to keep it shiny like that? Do I have to buy nice things for it and take it outside to see the sun?

LOL, I dunno, but looking at that makes me seriously want to buy one!

owlegrad · May 23, 2011

You should keep it in a display case - only take it out to clean it. Other people can look, but they can't touch.

crazybob said:
That's nice. How much money do I have to spend to keep it shiny like that? Do I have to buy nice things for it and take it outside to see the sun?

crazybob · May 23, 2011

owlegrad said:
You should keep it in a display case - only take it out to clean it. Other people can look, but they can't touch.

Yup. That's high maintenance right there. Giving it all the attention in the world and sharing it with other people, so you give your gold even more attention. :laugh:

owlegrad · May 23, 2011

crazybob said:
Yup. That's high maintenance right there. Giving it all the attention in the world and sharing it with other people, so you give your gold even more attention.

Huh, I didn't even mention the security camera so you can watch over your gold wherever you are. Or the framed certificates of authenticity.

crazybob · May 23, 2011

owlegrad said:
Huh, I didn't even mention the security camera so you can watch over your gold wherever you are. Or the framed certificates of authenticity.

Now would that fall under lack of trust? :laugh:

owlegrad · May 23, 2011

crazybob said:
Now would that fall under lack of trust?

Huh? No, of course not - you have to trust your gold completely.

NaOH · May 23, 2011

Passion4Sci said:
Watch out, we're gonna have SHC in here in a jiffy if we keep talking about gold!!

NaOH · May 24, 2011

Passion4Sci said:
Dang, they sure are shiny and nice aren't they !:O

When I marry an heiress and become fabulously wealthy, one of my plans is to buy stacks of those hugemongous $100 platinum coins the U.S. Mint issues for investors. Stacks. And clink-clink-clink them together all day, like Scrooge McDuck.

Passion4Sci · May 24, 2011

NaOH said:
When I marry an heiress and become fabulously wealthy, one of my plans is to buy stacks of those hugemongous $100 platinum coins the U.S. Mint issues for investors. Stacks. And clink-clink-clink them together all day, like Scrooge McDuck.

Those are really nice, too.

But man, I really want the other 0.0004 Pt...

SHC1984 · May 24, 2011

Passion4Sci said:
Watch out, we're gonna have SHC in here in a jiffy if we keep talking about gold!!

I prefer diamonds and white gold. 😀

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DrYoda · May 24, 2011

I rock ice! bling, bling... bling, bling.

crazybob · May 24, 2011

SHC1984 said:
I prefer diamonds and white gold. 😀

I don't think any doctor or pharmacist is gonna make enough money for SHC. Maybe a celebrity? I'm sure you'd like all the fame and popularity :laugh:

Passion4Sci · May 24, 2011

Yuck, keys??? What the... who the... ay ay ay.

NaOH · May 24, 2011

Feels like a midget is hanging from my... keychain?

crazybob · May 24, 2011

Have you ever been convinced that something was fake but later found out it was so real?

No jokes please :laugh:

Passion4Sci · May 24, 2011

crazybob said:
Have you ever been convinced that something was fake but later found out it was so real?

No jokes please

Camel spiders. Prior to my first deployment our command told us horror stories of camel spiders. I kind of always thought of them like El Chupacabra. Turns out, they're very real, but aren't quite as deadly as they were made out to be.

pharm B · May 25, 2011

Passion4Sci said:
Dang, they sure are shiny and nice aren't they !:O

So does CS actually send you this bar if you send the appropriate amount of money?

You can tell SHC and I don't run in the same crowds, as I have no idea how anything dealing with diamonds or gold works.

But it would be badASS to have one of these buried in the backyard.

rxlea · May 25, 2011

So I just read this article on Huffington Post about a guy who got busted for having a baggie of cocaine tucked under his foreskin. Now, guys, I don't have too much experience with uncut men but, seriously, wouldn't that hurt or something?

owlegrad · May 25, 2011

Now that was a thorough physical exam.

Yes, I think that would be uncomfortable, although I wouldn't know from personal experience.

pharm B · May 25, 2011

rxlea said:
So I just read this article on Huffington Post about a guy who got busted for having a baggie of cocaine tucked under his foreskin. Now, guys, I don't have too much experience with uncut men but, seriously, wouldn't that hurt or something?

The feeling this comment gave me is like that feeling when I'm at the very top of a hill in a rollercoaster looking straight down the rest of the hill...

I don't know if girls get this feeling, but if I had to describe it, I would say it feels like my nads are in my stomach. 😱

UES Girl · May 25, 2011

pharm B said:
The feeling this comment gave me is like that feeling when I'm at the very top of a hill in a rollercoaster looking straight down the rest of the hill...

I don't know if girls get this feeling, but if I had to describe it, I would say it feels like my nads are in my stomach. 😱

I got this feeling twice this quarter accompanied by profuse sweating, chest pains, heart palpitations, angina and near complete numbness of left shoulder. They had to work their magic in the ER to convince me that 26 year old athlete vegetarians don't typically suffer from heart attacks. :laugh:

NaOH · May 25, 2011

Buying new tires is suffering. 🙁

All4MyDaughter · May 25, 2011

rxlea said:
So I just read this article on Huffington Post about a guy who got busted for having a baggie of cocaine tucked under his foreskin. Now, guys, I don't have too much experience with uncut men but, seriously, wouldn't that hurt or something?

I used to date this guy who... well... um... nevermind.

rxlea · May 25, 2011

NaOH said:
Buying new tires is suffering. 🙁

🙁 ugh. You just reminded me that I also have to buy new tires 🙁

rxlea · May 25, 2011

All4MyDaughter said:
I used to date this guy who... well... um... nevermind.

I can only imagine 🙄 :laugh:

chemguy79 · May 25, 2011

rxlea said:
So I just read this article on Huffington Post about a guy who got busted for having a baggie of cocaine tucked under his foreskin. Now, guys, I don't have too much experience with uncut men but, seriously, wouldn't that hurt or something?

Four things came to mind:

(1) It gives an entirely new meaning to the term blow job.

(2) Dude must have been hung like an elephant trunk in order for it to be worthwhile.

(3) They make plastic baggies THAT small?

(4) Given my experience with uncut men, I wouldn't have wanted any blow if it was tucked there ... Smegma = FAIL.

Passion4Sci · May 25, 2011

Why must every uncircumcised man automatically have smegma?

:nono:

NaOH · May 25, 2011

chemguy79 said:
(1) It gives an entirely new meaning to the term blow job.

Okay. I'll admit it.

I giggled like a little girl.

Even though that's such an obvious pun it should be illegal.

chemguy79 · May 25, 2011

Passion4Sci said:
Why must every uncircumcised man automatically have smegma?

Granted, my sample size is somewhat small P4Sci; Perhaps your sample size is larger ... 😛

Since we are all in the sciences, we know that (Sample) size does matter!

Passion4Sci · May 25, 2011

chemguy79 said:
Granted, my sample size is somewhat small P4Sci; Perhaps your sample size is larger ... 😛

Since we are all in the sciences, we know that (Sample) size does matter!

I was going to make a Navy joke, but realized there aren't very many regular posters on this forum that are former SMs, so I will just pout instead.

NaOH · May 25, 2011

Even our lewd jokes involve science.

Gawd, we're a bunch of nerds.

chemguy79 · May 25, 2011

NaOH said:
Even our lewd jokes involve science.

Gawd, we're a bunch of nerds.

WORD!

When I tutored Biochemistry, I turned it incredibly homoerotic when discussing active sites, hydrophillic/hydrophobic interactions, reaching Vmax, etc. It's rather ... sad, but it made it incredibly easy to remember. :idea:

Tinkerbell22 · May 25, 2011

rxlea said:
So I just read this article on Huffington Post about a guy who got busted for having a baggie of cocaine tucked under his foreskin. Now, guys, I don't have too much experience with uncut men but, seriously, wouldn't that hurt or something?

there were two women on the news this week who were caught stealing boots and multiple pairs of jeans... by hiding them under their 'adipose tissue' folds.

BOOTS! :scared:

phathead · May 25, 2011

chemguy79 said:
Granted, my sample size is somewhat small P4Sci; Perhaps your sample size is larger ... 😛

Since we are all in the sciences, we know that (Sample) size does matter!

We're talking about large p-values right?

chemguy79 · May 25, 2011

phathead said:
We're talking about large p-values right?

It's all about the p-value, the F-test, and for 10% of the population, the Q-test.

phathead · May 25, 2011

chemguy79 said:
It's all about the p-value, the F-test, and for 10% of the population, the Q-test.

The question becomes then, chi square analysis or no?

Rockinacoustic · May 25, 2011

chemguy79 said:
Smegma = FAIL.

I wiki'd this. Deleting my browser history now...

rxlea · May 25, 2011

Tinkerbell22 said:
there were two women on the news this week who were caught stealing boots and multiple pairs of jeans... by hiding them under their 'adipose tissue' folds.

BOOTS!

LOL I have a dirty story involving fat folds and a twinkie. If you want to know about it just message me on facebook :laugh:

NaOH · May 25, 2011

rxlea said:
fat folds and a twinkie.

Already.

Too.

Much.

:lame:

crazybob · May 26, 2011

I got called "ma'am" by a girl and then she giggled 🙁

She sounded like a hottie on the phone though :laugh:

Tinkerbell22 · May 26, 2011

rxlea said:
LOL I have a dirty story involving fat folds and a twinkie. If you want to know about it just message me on facebook

messaging now! :laugh:

DrYoda · May 26, 2011

Tinkerbell22 said:
there were two women on the news this week who were caught stealing boots and multiple pairs of jeans... by hiding them under their 'adipose tissue' folds.

BOOTS!

rxlea said:
LOL I have a dirty story involving fat folds and a twinkie. If you want to know about it just message me on facebook

UNMorBUST · May 26, 2011

crazybob said:
I got called "ma'am" by a girl and then she giggled 🙁

She sounded like a hottie on the phone though

Next time lower your voice and tell her "How you doin?" 😉

delano2000 · May 26, 2011

All4MyDaughter said:
I used to date this guy who... well... um... nevermind.

Enough said! :laugh:

chemguy79 said:
Four things came to mind:

(1) It gives an entirely new meaning to the term blow job.

(2) Dude must have been hung like an elephant trunk in order for it to be worthwhile.

(3) They make plastic baggies THAT small?

(4) Given my experience with uncut men, I wouldn't have wanted any blow if it was tucked there ... Smegma = FAIL.

What the hell are we discussing nowadays.😕

delano2000 · May 26, 2011

NaOH said:
Even our lewd jokes involve science.

Gawd, we're a bunch of nerds.

Not me.😀

delano2000 · May 26, 2011

Tinkerbell22 said:
there were two women on the news this week who were caught stealing boots and multiple pairs of jeans... by hiding them under their 'adipose tissue' folds.

BOOTS!

I heard from back home that a woman stole a cell phone and stuck it in her vagina. The cell phone was on the vibrate option and they owner kept trying to call the number and...obviously I don't need to tell you the rest.😉 :laugh:

delano2000 · May 26, 2011

Rockinacoustic said:
I wiki'd this. Deleting my browser history now...

Well that was incredibly disgusting.😡

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