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I thought this would be a fun thread. I'll start.
Your highlighter runs out of ink.
Your highlighter runs out of ink.
I thought this would be a fun thread. I'll start.
Your highlighter runs out of ink.
You can remember the Krebs Cycle, but not your phone number.
...when you take notes while watching ER or Grey's Anatomy...
when someone vehemently says "we're going to be doctors!!"
thank you captain obvious . . .
Third year:
- you think 8 am is a late start
Fourth year:
- your definition of a tough rotation is a rotation where you have to do something
Third year:
- you start thinking that recording vitals in the morning and wheeling a patient's cart in and out of the OR is part of your learning experience
- when you really, really want to go home and someone says "you can go home if you want to," you DON'T go home
- you think 8 am is a late start
Fourth year:
- your definition of a tough rotation is a rotation where you have to do something
Your friend says casually, "Ooh, I think I'm getting a headache," and the first things that pop out of your mouth are:
1) When did the pain start?
2) Does the pain radiate anywhere?
3) Does anything make it feel better or worse?
You have an acronym for everything.
You have a differential diagnosis for your own abdominal pain that includes names of pathogens.
You diagnose members of the general public with diseases (i.e. "that guy over there totally has whooping cough!"; "she looks like she has PCOS")
You discuss can discuss cadaver dissection while eating dinner.
You have an acronym for everything.
You have a differential diagnosis for your own abdominal pain that includes names of pathogens.
You diagnose members of the general public with diseases (i.e. "that guy over there totally has whooping cough!"; "she looks like she has PCOS")
You have an acronym for everything.
You have a differential diagnosis for your own abdominal pain that includes names of pathogens.
You diagnose members of the general public with diseases (i.e. "that guy over there totally has whooping cough!"; "she looks like she has PCOS")
you are totally out of touch with current events!
3rd year: you're coat pockets are so stuffed with books and equipment that you look 25 pounds heavier than your really are
- when you really, really want to go home and someone says "you can go home if you want to," you DON'T go home
- you think 8 am is a late start
Ha, I do this to my husband. "What do you mean when you say your head hurts?" "Is it a sharp localized pain or a dull achy pain?" "How often does it occur?"