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A UCI Withdrawal Poem

Discussion in 'Pre-Medical - MD' started by Spitting Camel, Apr 27, 2004.

  1. Spitting Camel

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    Ode to Withdrawing from UCI and letting Spitting Camel have your Seat
    By: Spitting Camel

    As May 15th Approaches
    The applicants begin to stress
    It's time to choose your number one
    While under tremendous duress

    If you've been accepted to UCI
    And have at least one doubt
    Let me assure you, the doubt is valid
    And you should choose an alternate route

    You see, I'm waiting for news
    Of a spot that has opened up
    And that news will never reach me
    As long as you continue to suck

    Give up the little acceptance
    Because there isn't anything I wouldn't do
    To get my butt in the seat
    That would have contained you

    THE END


    Thank you, thank you... make checks payable to Spitting Camel. I'll be here all week.
     
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  3. LMAO! You have too much spare time. :D
     
  4. Adapt

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    :laugh: Nice poem. :thumbup:
     
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    That's what happens when you graduate early. Your sanity starts to slip!

    Seriously, everyone withdraw. :laugh:

    edit: UGHHHH! (Scoffing sound!) Bad Karma for my art? Who are you? Show yourself! :laugh:
     
  6. I gave you good Karma!

    Also, if they aren't going to do anything till May 15th, it doesn't matter! Take a two week vacation... a camel ride through the desert perhaps?
     
  7. Spitting Camel

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    I've already made the reservations... Being ridden upon by all of these med schools has made me want to be on top for once! :laugh:
     
  8. :laugh: :laugh: Yay for sick and twisted humor!
     
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    Just a reminder... :D
     

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