A UCI Withdrawal Poem

[Spitting Camel]

Ode to Withdrawing from UCI and letting Spitting Camel have your Seat
By: Spitting Camel

As May 15th Approaches
The applicants begin to stress
It's time to choose your number one
While under tremendous duress

If you've been accepted to UCI
And have at least one doubt
Let me assure you, the doubt is valid
And you should choose an alternate route

You see, I'm waiting for news
Of a spot that has opened up
And that news will never reach me
As long as you continue to suck

Give up the little acceptance
Because there isn't anything I wouldn't do
To get my butt in the seat
That would have contained you

THE END


Thank you, thank you... make checks payable to Spitting Camel. I'll be here all week.

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[Eraserhead]

LMAO! You have too much spare time.

 

[Adapt]

Nice poem.

 

[Spitting Camel]

LMAO! You have too much spare time.

That's what happens when you graduate early. Your sanity starts to slip!

Seriously, everyone withdraw.

edit: UGHHHH! (Scoffing sound!) Bad Karma for my art? Who are you? Show yourself!

 

[Eraserhead]

That's what happens when you graduate early. Your sanity starts to slip!

Seriously, everyone withdraw.

edit: UGHHHH! (Scoffing sound!) Bad Karma for my art? Who are you? Show yourself!

I gave you good Karma!

Also, if they aren't going to do anything till May 15th, it doesn't matter! Take a two week vacation... a camel ride through the desert perhaps?

 

[Spitting Camel]

Take a two week vacation... a camel ride through the desert perhaps?

I've already made the reservations... Being ridden upon by all of these med schools has made me want to be on top for once!

 

[Eraserhead]

I've already made the reservations... Being ridden upon by all of these med schools has made me want to be on top for once!

Yay for sick and twisted humor!

 

[Spitting Camel]

Just a reminder...