affirmative action thread

[Geraldine]

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Hi, I'm Geraldine Magellan Cortes Marco Polo da Gama XIV,

Since my last post I have been accepted into medical school, which has thankfully transformed me from a needy, insecure, weak suck-up into a self righteous, patronizing bigot with an over-inflated sense of my own self worth. Since I no longer need advice from lowly PRE-meds I have condescended to wallow in my own self-superiority and sprinkle tid bits of knowledge to the less fortunate. 😎

Interview advice #1:
Always mention that you drove to your interview in a hydrogen fuel cell powered vehicle. (OR flew in a bicycle powered glider) The adcoms will be testing you so show extreme disgust verging on hysteria when they mention they consume fossil fuels. They will be impressed with your unwavering dedication to environmental issues and correctly assume that this devotion translates into a love of all things living, in particular, your fellow human beings.

Personally I am appalled that this has not been mentioned before.

Goodluck.

 

[SouthernGirl]

Hey y'all, you guys are hilarious, but I have a serious question that I'm sure y'all can help me with.

Here's my problem. I am applying to med school this year with a 4.0 gpa from MIT and a 45T on the MCAT. I have been reading recently that adcoms (and the rest of the world, for that matter) all see people with high numbers as heartless minions of The Dark Lord himself. Despite the fact that my EC's involve adopting blind, crippled orphaned refugee children and raising them as my own progeny, as well as moving into a nursing home to devote myself full-time to the care of the elderly, I'm worried that the adcoms will take one look at my stats and throw my application into the trash.
Here's my question: Should I sabatoge my gpa this year by failing on purpose? I already am planning on retaking the MCAT in April since I know I have no shot at admission this year, and I'll try my best to score as low as possible. Any more advice?

 

[Tweetie_bird]

oh my god let me tell you all that you have NO idea what you're tlaking about. What even makes you think you can give advice as premeds? A lot of what you're saying is ONLY conjecture because face it, y'all don't even know that **I** come from a top 20 college and already been accepted to a top 5 school. I am so damn good, it's like my **** don't stink.

did I mention that I'm going to a top 5 med school next fall?

So now that I have all this free time on my hands, I got nuthin better to do than get my sorry ass on SDN, use multiple ID's and make remarks on what I think about each SDN member and their 100000000 opinions on "how to get into medical school, the SDN way." Sure, I could help others with my expertise on getting in (did i mention I'm going to a top 5?), but why would I do that when I'm "riding on my own nutsacks" (only I know what that means because I'm going to attend a Top 5 next fall) into a top 5 medical school next fall?

I'm SO damn jealous of all these people with the cute cartoon characters in their names or icons, but I got my top 5 college. So HAH. Y'all can take your silly advice, and unintelligent comments, with your half assed cartoon character icons and put em up where the sun don't shine. Cuz I'm gonna make me a whole new ID so I can spend even more time portraying myself as THE LOSER on SDN who got into a Top 5, but never learned how to use alternate IP's so the Moderators don't catch me.

Bye Bye Birdie!

 

[Sweet Tea]

don't worry, southerngirl, you still have time to be accepted for 2003. just offer yourself to the dark lord as the mother of his children, and you're definetly in. just be quick about it-- you want to deliver before classes start in august.

 

[mvervaine]

woots,

i need your sagely advice. can i bring my chia pet into med school dorms? spotsy and i have been very close for about 6 years now and i don't want to be parted! but i don't want to violate the no pet rule. which med schools allow pets into the dorms?


-anxiously yours

 

[Woots32]

Originally posted by mvervaine
woots,

i need your sagely advice. can i bring my chia pet into med school dorms? spotsy and i have been very close for about 6 years now and i don't want to be parted! but i don't want to violate the no pet rule. which med schools allow pets into the dorms?

Well, you have definately come to the right place, since certain SDNers (cough!wallstreet!cough!) seem to think I "have soem SERIOUS pet issues". But first, recent events on the Pre-Allo board require me to make the following disclaimer:

I know absolutely nothing about anything. I have no clue what in the he11 I'm writing about, and anything I may post on a SDN thread is a work of pure fiction - conjecture, if you will. 🙄 In reality I am a 38-year-old overweight, unemployed, balding man from New Jersey who has terrible personal hygiene and lives in my mothers basement. I spend all my lonely days venting my frustration by giving phony, misleading advice to a bunch of naive premeds.

So take anything I say with a grain of salt. 😉

About your problem - if Spotsy is a Chia Turtle, Frog, or even Bunny, you shouldn't have too much of a problem keeping him in a dorm. Just make sure you check with the school first. If you have a Chia Puppy or Kitten, you may not be able to live in a dorm. However, most schools I have been too have reasonably affordable apartments close to campus that will allow you to have a well-behaved (usually smaller) dog or cat. The real problem is if Spotsy is a Chia Pig, Cow, Hippo, or Elephant. I think most med schools would be unaccomodating, but you may want to check with some of the schools that have a Rurual Med program.

If you have a Chia Tree or Herb Garden, there should be little or no problem. But if Spotsy is a Chia Head (Clown, Professor, Man, Boy, or Elmer Fudd) you may have to pay additional rent for a roommate. 🙁

Hope this clears things up for you, and best of luck! 🙂

 

[crazyA]

Originally posted by Woots32
In reality I am a 38-year-old overweight, unemployed, balding man from New Jersey who has terrible personal hygiene and lives in my mothers basement. I spend all my lonely days venting my frustration by giving phony, misleading advice to a bunch of naive premeds. [/B][/QUOTE]


Hey! Can we hook up?

 

[crazyA]

Originally posted by galen
What gives???😡 😡 😡 nobody's answered my DO vs Carib question. My career is hanging on this and no replies. 😡 😡
Pullleez dont say go to the Archives--I want the answer straight from you the anointed experts--not just some outdated, rehashed drivel from a sorry-ass DO wannabee. Also my premed advisor is basically a worthless flunky &for the last week he has blocked all my calls ...HELP!!

Sorry Galen, but you're absolutely screwed. Everyone knows that no residency program in the country accepts DO applicants, so even if you do magically manage to get into a DO school, your degree will be useless.

As for the Carribeans, you'll be lucky if the INS lets you back in the country afterwards.

 

[mvervaine]

Originally posted by Woots32
In reality I am a 38-year-old overweight, unemployed, balding man from New Jersey who has terrible personal hygiene and lives in my mothers basement. I spend all my lonely days venting my frustration by giving phony, misleading advice to a bunch of naive premeds.

Originally posted by crazyA
Hey! Can we hook up?

crazyA i'm beginning to look at you in a whole new light...

 

[Chemguync]

So I'm sitting in the computer lab, and it's packed, so there's nowhere to move. This girl just sat down at the computer across from me, and she must have some religious aversion to deoderant, because the BO is enveloping my side of the lab, we're gagging over here, but nobody is saying anything. Somebody call 911!

 

[Woots32]

Originally posted by Chemguync
So I'm sitting in the computer lab, and it's packed, so there's nowhere to move. This girl just sat down at the computer across from me, and she must have some religious aversion to deoderant, because the BO is enveloping my side of the lab, we're gagging over here, but nobody is saying anything. Somebody call 911!

Okay, this post belongs over on Y!IFMBA, but since you're a newbie, we can forgive you this once. 😉 This thread addresses serious problems, such as the one I have right now.

I'm starting to get really depressed. 🙁 Even though I've already been accepted to 15 of the top 20 schools, but I have yet to hear from Wash U, UCSF, Harvard or Hopkins! Granted, I didn't apply to any of these schools, but I figured my 3.99998 GPA and 44W MCAT should have been enough to get an acceptance without submitting my AMCAS or going to an interview. Does anyone have any idea how I might be able to get an interview so very late in the application cycle?

Which brings me to my other problem - I haven't been on an interview for almost a month now. 😱 I'm afraid I've lost my touch, that my hunter green suit will look musty, I'll forget my cr and/or kneepads, or I'll forget the "correct" answers to questions like "Why do you want to be a doctor?" Is there anything I should do at this point to brush up on my interviewing skills?

Thanks for all your help. 🙂

 

[galen]

Originally posted by crazyA
Sorry Galen, but you're absolutely screwed. Everyone knows that no residency program in the country accepts DO applicants, so even if you do magically manage to get into a DO school, your degree will be useless.

As for the Carribeans, you'll be lucky if the INS lets you back in the country afterwards.

Why do all you socalled advisors be so negative??? Why do you shoot down a person's lifelong dream of being a dr like on E.R.???
😡 😡 😡I suspect that u like shooting down us "nearly average" applicants so that we'll quit and u'll have better odds for yourselves. Hahah! So there--Ive seen thru ur sordid scheme
! This may be the LAST time I ever ask advice from this forum-- but dont think you narcissistic nabobs of negativity have made me give up my dream.....So there! 😡 😡

 

[Raptor]

my signature erases all negative advice that I get

 

[daisygirl]

Granted, I didn't apply to any of these schools, but I figured my 3.99998 GPA and 44W MCAT should have been enough to get an acceptance without submitting my AMCAS or going to an interview. Does anyone have any idea how I might be able to get an interview so very late in the application cycle?

Your dilemna is actually quite easy to solve. You see in order to get into med school, you need to be perfect. How else would you survive in the med-bot realm? So getting back to the topic at hand, you need to raise your GPA by .00002 and a 44W just won't cut it. I would recommend taking the MCAT again so that you may achieve a Z on your writing sample. 😉

 

[Sweet Tea]

what are you people thinking??? slackers. each and every one of you SLACKERS!!!!

 

[Woots32]

Originally posted by Sweet Tea
what are you people thinking??? slackers. each and every one of you SLACKERS!!!!

OMG! Do you think there may be adcom spies who have noticed that we haven't been spending all of our free time trying to figure out how to appease them? 😱 Do you think they'll call other adcoms and rescind all of our acceptances? Maybe a cr won't be enough to get us out of this! I think I'm going to run to the store... If I hurry I might be able to find some beads to mail my interviewers before the post office closes today...

🙁

 

[Explosivo]

Originally posted by Sweet Tea
what are you people thinking??? slackers. each and every one of you SLACKERS!!!!

Hey now missy! I've been on self-imposed hiatus from the AA thread for at least a week now so I can come up with some new material.

BTW, your new avatar makes me laugh for some reason.

As for the rest of you, SHAME! You are all spending too much time on the computer when you should really be busy handing out condoms in Botswana or feeding people at a leper colony. SDN is how you all show your committment to society? How petty and fickle!! Shame on you all, BLAH!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Originally posted by mashce
Okay, I took this job doing research for a research organization in New York doing immunology research. Usually, they don't hire people without PhD's so as a sophomore in high school I felt honored to be chosen. But I still haven't found the cure for AIDS yet. Will that hurt my application? I mean, won't they look down on me for not having finished what I started out on. Maybe I should just keep working on this until I finish, it may take several decades, but I need to show my committment. Maybe in my free time, I can gradually translate my application into 4th century Drupka....
Also, I'm half Native American and half Pacific Islander, but I've heard it might be better to be a mix of African American and Alaskan eskimo. What was the medication that undercover reporter used to make himself look black? Also, I'm debating, what to wear for my interview. Of course, I'm going with Hunter Green, but I want to have an ethnic look. Maybe a Hunter Green suit with seal fur around the edges. Or would that seem environmentally unfriendly?

rofl

😍

 

[DW]

Dear young pre meds,

I'm just dropping by to give my thoughts on this god forsaken site. I dont know where you people get off thinking that you should be giving other people "advice" or "emotional support" in this application process. As a matter of fact, you shouldn't be posting anything at all. I'm a fourth year at UCSF (and i'm AOA...and a I got a 262 on step I...but you shouldn't be flaunting your credentials, really), and I must tell you, since you haven't gotten into medical school, you dont know anything. I mean ANYTHING!!!! How dare some naive med school acceptee try to give some pointers on issues such as "does UPitt screen" or "do all schools require the MCAT"? What do you know, you're not in freaking med school? What authority do you have?!??! 😡 I bet you cant even spell you own freaking names 🙄

if you've gotten into med school already, instead of posting your worthless "advice" that obviously hasn't worked ever for anyone at any point in the miserable existence of this site, or "showing a sense of humanity" towards your fellow premeds, you should sit in your room, locked away from society until med school orientation. Only then will you truly be enlightened.

I've said it before and i'll say it again, why would anyone post on this site?






I mean, dude, really, what kind of putz would EVER bother posting here?


🙄

 

[crazyA]

Originally posted by DW
Dear young pre meds,

I'm just dropping by to give my thoughts on this god forsaken site. I dont know where you people get off thinking that you should be giving other people "advice" or "emotional support" in this application process. As a matter of fact, you shouldn't be posting anything at all. I'm a fourth year at UCSF, and I must tell you, since you haven't gotten into medical school, you dont know anything. I mean ANYTHING!!!! How dare some naive med school acceptee try to give some pointers on issues such as "does UPitt screen" or "do all schools require the MCAT"? What do you know, you're not in freaking med school? What authority do you have?!??! 😡 I bet you cant even spell you own freaking names 🙄

if you've gotten into med school already, instead of posting your worthless "advice" that obviously hasn't worked ever for anyone at any point in the miserable existence of this site, or "showing a sense of humanity" towards your fellow premeds, you should sit in your room, locked away from society until med school orientation. Only then will you truly be enlightened.

I've said it before and i'll say it again, why would anyone post on this site?

I mean, dude, really, what kind of putz would EVER bother posting here?
🙄

Look you bigoted Christian fascist, why don't you take your snide smugness and shove it up your anal sphincter?

I'm sick of all you patronizing ****s on this site, wasting my time with your frivolous advice and inane questions. That's why I check this site every hour from the confines of my Ivy League Cave.

 

[lalalala]

Originally posted by DW
Dear young pre meds,

I'm just dropping by to give my thoughts on this god forsaken site. I dont know where you people get off thinking that you should be giving other people "advice" or "emotional support" in this application process. As a matter of fact, you shouldn't be posting anything at all. I'm a fourth year at UCSF (and i'm AOA...and a I got a 262 on step I...but you shouldn't be flaunting your credentials, really), and I must tell you, since you haven't gotten into medical school, you dont know anything. I mean ANYTHING!!!! How dare some naive med school acceptee try to give some pointers on issues such as "does UPitt screen" or "do all schools require the MCAT"? What do you know, you're not in freaking med school? What authority do you have?!??! 😡 I bet you cant even spell you own freaking names 🙄

if you've gotten into med school already, instead of posting your worthless "advice" that obviously hasn't worked ever for anyone at any point in the miserable existence of this site, or "showing a sense of humanity" towards your fellow premeds, you should sit in your room, locked away from society until med school orientation. Only then will you truly be enlightened.

I've said it before and i'll say it again, why would anyone post on this site?






I mean, dude, really, what kind of putz would EVER bother posting here?


🙄

ROFL! you tell 'em, DW

 

[lalalala]

Originally posted by DW
Dear young pre meds,

I'm just dropping by to give my thoughts on this god forsaken site. I dont know where you people get off thinking that you should be giving other people "advice" or "emotional support" in this application process. As a matter of fact, you shouldn't be posting anything at all. I'm a fourth year at UCSF (and i'm AOA...and a I got a 262 on step I...but you shouldn't be flaunting your credentials, really), and I must tell you, since you haven't gotten into medical school, you dont know anything. I mean ANYTHING!!!! How dare some naive med school acceptee try to give some pointers on issues such as "does UPitt screen" or "do all schools require the MCAT"? What do you know, you're not in freaking med school? What authority do you have?!??! 😡 I bet you cant even spell you own freaking names 🙄

if you've gotten into med school already, instead of posting your worthless "advice" that obviously hasn't worked ever for anyone at any point in the miserable existence of this site, or "showing a sense of humanity" towards your fellow premeds, you should sit in your room, locked away from society until med school orientation. Only then will you truly be enlightened.

I've said it before and i'll say it again, why would anyone post on this site?






I mean, dude, really, what kind of putz would EVER bother posting here?


🙄

ROFL! keep 'em in line, DW

 

[Woots32]

Originally posted by crazyA
Look you bigoted Christian fascist, why don't you take your snide smugness and shove it up your anal sphincter?

I'm sick of all you patronizing ****s on this site, wasting my time with your frivolous advice and inane questions. That's why I check this site every hour from the confines of my Ivy League Cave.

WTF?!?!? 😡 😡 😡

When did DW ever make any intolerant religious or racist remarks? If you're going to flame him, you should do it for his appalling arrogance and revolting condescending attitude. Believe me, you could easily find many, many faults with DW's trollish character and mind-numbingly horrendous advice without resorting to false allegations. 🙄

And what does this say about you? How are you going to react to a patient who may actually be a fascist, bigot, or - God forbid - a Christian? 😱 I think any and all measures should be taken to ensure you never have any contact with another human being, let alone a patient, ever again. 😛

🙄

 

[::Seabass::]

Originally posted by DW
and a I got a 262 on step I

I hate to burst your bubble hear DW, but BOTH guys I have dated this year have scored a 262 or better. (oddly enough, this is actually true) You're really not quite as special as you think you are. I mean, you barely pass the minimum standards required to be on my arm! And lets not forget your hesitancy to submit the true determining factor of residency/med school admissions. The 2x3 photo. Only once this has been submitted, will I be able to determine your true worthiness. (and btw, you must determine through ESP if I prefer to have the photo stapled, taped, or glued. if you get it wrong, you are screwed) 😀

 

[mvervaine]

Originally posted by seaworthc
I hate to burst your bubble hear DW, but BOTH guys I have dated this year have scored a 262 or better. (oddly enough, this is actually true)

seaworth, stop hogging all the eligible men and UPS one of them up country to new york. i've got a big mailbox. 🙂

 

[cabruen]

*NOTICE OF MUCH LOWER STANDARDS THAN SEAWORTHC*

Just for the record I am willing to date anyone who scores anything over a 150 on Step 1, attends a top 128 medical school, and is not already committed to more than five other people. Unfortunately I can not accept AMCAS fee waivers.

 

[::Seabass::]

mvervaine - go for it! I am no longer affiliated with either. 🙂 however, one is deep in the midst of his intern year (urology) so he won't be available till July most likely unless you are looking only for quality time in the on-call room. 😉

cabruen, you're an older guy right? I'm available now and LOVE older men. for you, I will lower the standards to a 150. and if you are hot and in shape, I will consider scores in the 130s. 😀
OH! I don't need a fee waiver, I have a real job, so I will be your sugar momma till May, and after that, my parents are doctors, so come kiss their butts, and maybe I will even have a successful cardiology practice lined up for you too! (for some reason no one has yet to take me up on this.)

 

[mvervaine]

🙂 thanks seaworth! from your intimate disclosures in y!ifmba and the rant thread there seems to exist the potential for a lot of emotional baggage, but hey, a 262 is a 262 is a 262 and that's all there is to say about it.

although...i don't know what to make of a guy who knows what's in my bladder better than me...

 

[Woots32]

Seabass, do you think it would be too much to ask of you to keep your sexcapade stories in the Lounge? This thread is intended to help SDNers who have serious problems and anxieties about the applicatoin process - like should the kneepads you bring to interviews be 100% cotton, or a poly-cotton blend? And should you try to palm your interviewer a $20 or $50 when you shake hands at the end of the interview?

Anyone interested in Seabass's sordid dating history should check out the Lounge threads mentioned above. 😛

😉

 

[::Seabass::]

umm, sorry Woots. you're right, pre-allo is probably not ready for the wild and crazy stories of my dating life. its just that, well, Dr.Will hasn't smacked my ass in several hours and I tend to get a little naughty when no one is there to keep me in line. where are you will!?!

maybe I need some older authoritative figure in my life, like.........cabruen! but then, he has yet to proposition me for cyber, so it is unlikely we will run off into the sunet together. 🙁 not even a measely pm proclaiming his love for me. I guess he is unaware I usually date older, like 45 or something over the hill around his age. (cabruen, aren't you like 60 now or something?) I will have to wait till next year when we are both at Baylor and then he will become powerless to succumb to my advances as all men eventually are!!! HAHAHAHHA!

 

[mvervaine]

Originally posted by seaworthc
urology man has a great body

bling bling!!! 🙂

but is a little insecure about being naked.

hm...well, i guess we can always play go-fish or pin-the-urethra-on-the-bladder.

the other guy, jjackis, is a head case right now. (he also lifts frequently) he will be better some day, but is currently unavailable. he is however looking to go to CO or Michigan for his residency and should be better by then.

wow, that's way out there in the snow country. haven't even been. besides, if even you can't deal with his cased head i doubt i'll have much luck...

 

[DW]

ok ladies, you're really starting to irritate me with this lounge type drivel on my thread 🙄

let us not forget what the original intent of this thread was. thats right, to debate affirmative action in medical school admissions. We need as many circuitous threads going on in SDN as possible, rehashing the same damn subjects in pre allo every couple of days. It is important that we stay focused and get into repetitive arguments on the same issues such as URM admissions, the merits of thank you notes, whether to type or handwrite your secondaries, and other things that have been beaten to their merciless death in pre allo.

Frankly, I'm shocked at the degradation of pre allo recently. When I read these forums, there are usually only 3 URM/AA pissing contests, a mere4 threads on horribly redundant topics like "does undergrad reputation matter" that could have easily been addressed using the search functions, or hardly two inane threads postulating students with high stats have no personality, and maybe one visit from an outside observer chastising SDN, within the first two pages 😡

I think the mods should start cleaning house, and keeping this forum in line with its true intent: redundancy

 

[shamthis]

CAMP

 

[::Seabass::]

Getting back to the real issue at hand.......

Originally posted by mvervaine
bling bling!!! 🙂

urology=money, smart, and hard working and great body=all the other woman insanely jealous of you (I used to get all kinds of evil eyes, it was great!) I would defintely go for this dude and he is also all about the finer things in life (since we know the important things to look for in a man are: money, looks, and willingness to spend their money on us 😀)

hm...well, i guess we can always play go-fish or pin-the-urethra-on-the-bladder.

You never know, this could be insanely erotic, and really, all you have to do is turn off the lights, and he is okay. You'll have to enjoy his body by touch though, not sight. 😛

cabruen, where are you my love? (oh, thats right, you have important things to do today 🙁) Hope it went well! 🙂

 

[williestyle81]

ummm...isn't this the affirmative action thread???
emw

 

[GoodMonkey]

Originally posted by mvervaine
hm...well, i guess we can always play go-fish or pin-the-urethra-on-the-bladder.

woo, am i the only one freaked out by this? 😱

 

[mvervaine]

Originally posted by seaworthc
urology=money, smart, and hard working and great body=all the other woman insanely jealous of you (I used to get all kinds of evil eyes, it was great!) I would defintely go for this dude and he is also all about the finer things in life (since we know the important things to look for in a man are: money, looks, and willingness to spend their money on us 😀)

yum... 🙂

You never know, this could be insanely erotic, and really, all you have to do is turn off the lights, and he is okay. You'll have to enjoy his body by touch though, not sight. 😛

double yum... 😉
ok, i've made up my mind. digits please. oh! and his home address if you got it. rule is i gotta stalk a boy for at least a week before introducing myself. 😛

Originally posted by Goodmonkey
woo, am i the only one freaked out by this?

oh come off it, goodmonkey, i'm not the one who wears a glittery thong and rainbow sparkly tassles to interviews!

 

[GoodMonkey]

Originally posted by mvervaine
oh come off it, goodmonkey, i'm not the one who wears a glittery thong and rainbow sparkly tassles to interviews!

touche!

 

[::Seabass::]

Originally posted by mvervaine
double yum... 😉
ok, i've made up my mind. digits please. oh! and his home address if you got it. rule is i gotta stalk a boy for at least a week before introducing myself. 😛

email me and I will do better, I'll send you a picture, address, AND digits! 😀

 

[mvervaine]

oooH! picture! picture first. i gotta do a cyber assessment of his spanking good looks before deciding whether or not he's worth a flight to NO.

 

[mvervaine]

by the way, seaworth, if i were you i'd drop kick you know who and his little pony hang into the middle of next week.

yes pic!! 😳

 

[::Seabass::]

Originally posted by mvervaine
oooH! picture! picture first. i gotta do a cyber assessment of his spanking good looks before deciding whether or not he's worth a flight to NO.

oops, he isn't in NO anymore, and I probably shouldn't say what city he is in now because it would be obvious what school he was at. we broke up when he had to leave for his intern year.

 

[Explosivo]

O.k. that's it I'm here to beat some ass now. DW has warned you already not to infuse this thread with "lounge type drivel" and apparently you have all not heeded his warning.

This thread is supposed to be about "affirmative action" and why people with hunter green cockrings should get preferential treatment over those with hot pink ones. Please take your obnoxious "girl talk" over to the lounge where it belongs before I really get pissed and go medieval on all of your asses. You are all skanky ****** anyway and nobody cares whose phone number you had, who you have stalked, and how many poles you have smoked in the past hour.

Please take that shiznit over to the lounge before I get one of the mods to ban you all permanently.

Either that or I'll ask Woots32 to stick her rabid puppy on all of you!

Sheesh! Can't even have a legitimate discussion on SDN anymore without a couple of ass-clowns ruining it for everyone. You know people use this thread as a reputable resource that determines the outcome of the rest of their lives. And to trivialize that with such inanity is appalling. SHAME ON YOU ALL!

 

[::Seabass::]

Originally posted by Explosivo
This thread is supposed to be about "affirmative action" and why people with hunter green cockrings should get preferential treatment over those with hot pink ones.

Wait, wait, wait. I thought had gotten word through your pigeon that hot pink was now the only color cock ring found acceptable to adcoms. did you start a malicious lie to better you chances? are you one of those dirty, underhanded, pre-meds? no wonder I have gotten straight rejections at all the schools I have interviewed at since you posted hot pink is the way to go. I am promptly reporting you to AMCAS, because they are the gods of admission and need to know of your lack of integrity!😡

 

[Explosivo]

Originally posted by seaworthc
Wait, wait, wait. I thought had gotten word through your pigeon that hot pink was now the only color cock ring found acceptable to adcoms. did you start a malicious lie to better you chances? are you one of those dirty, underhanded, pre-meds? no wonder I have gotten straight rejections at all the schools I have interviewed at since you posted hot pink is the way to go. I am promptly reporting you to AMCAS, because they are the gods of admission and need to know of your lack of integrity!😡

Mwahahahahaha!!!!

I'm a sneaky sumbitch aren't I?

Problem for you is I've already bribed them all and to top it all off I have done the ultimate EC. Yes, that's right I have devoted the rest of my application cycle to establishing a fertility clinic in Cambodia for midget and dwarf amputees suffering from penile dysfunction and explosive bowel syndrome. This so good rather than simply accept me, all med schools will desire me so much that they will immediately put ME on their adcom where I can summarily reject all you losers!!!

Be afraid....very afraid!!!! 😱

 

[galen]

Originally posted by Explosivo
Mwahahahahaha!!!!

I'm a sneaky sumbitch aren't I?

Problem for you is I've already bribed them all and to top it all off I have done the ultimate EC. Yes, that's right I have devoted the rest of my application cycle to establishing a fertility clinic in Cambodia for midget and dwarf amputees suffering from penile dysfunction and explosive bowel syndrome. This so good rather than simply accept me, all med schools will desire me so much that they will immediately put ME on their adcom where I can summarily reject all you losers!!!
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Here we had an interesting discussion going about a naked urology intern who has a great build & likes to play around in the dark & just when we were on the verge of guessing his present whereabouts, you have to bring up boring stuff like your stupid ECs and applications (blaaahhh!)
😡 😡 😡
All you moderators are known control freaks who get off on whoppin ass and pretend ur dioing everyone a great favor by shutting down all the threads just when they start to get interesting. 😡 😡 😡

 

[cabruen]

Originally posted by seaworthc
cabruen, you're an older guy right? I'm available now and LOVE older men. for you, I will lower the standards to a 150. and if you are hot and in shape, I will consider scores in the 130s. 😀
OH! I don't need a fee waiver, I have a real job, so I will be your sugar momma till May, and after that, my parents are doctors, so come kiss their butts, and maybe I will even have a successful cardiology practice lined up for you too! (for some reason no one has yet to take me up on this.)

Holy Cow!!! I take a break for one day to interview at Baylor and I come back to this kind of proposition. It is 1:35am, it is dark, and I am wearing sunglasses...I can be in New Orleans by dawn including the time it takes to stop and buy a case load of beads. 🙂

Originally posted by seaworthc
maybe I need some older authoritative figure in my life, like.........cabruen! but then, he has yet to proposition me for cyber, so it is unlikely we will run off into the sunet together. 🙁 not even a measely pm proclaiming his love for me. I guess he is unaware I usually date older, like 45 or something over the hill around his age. (cabruen, aren't you like 60 now or something?) I will have to wait till next year when we are both at Baylor and then he will become powerless to succumb to my advances as all men eventually are!!! HAHAHAHHA!

I have grey hair and can be as old as you'd like me to be. (I can even change my username to oldman...wait that is already taken. 🙁) You complete me. Its just you and me kid. When you decide you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want that life to start right away. You have been a bad bad girl. You certainly need some serious correction, and I am more than willing to provide it. Just to give you a mental picture, I am often mistaken for Daniel Day-Lewis, especially as he looked in Last of the Mohicans.

Originally posted by Woots32
In reality I am a 38-year-old overweight, unemployed, balding man from New Jersey who has terrible personal hygiene and lives in my mothers basement. I spend all my lonely days venting my frustration by giving phony, misleading advice to a bunch of naive premeds.

In actuality, I thought Woots was describing me for a second here, until New Jersey was mentioned. Whew!!

🙂 🙂 😀 🙂 🙂

Meet you on Decatur street at noon.

 

[Woots32]

Originally posted by Explosivo
Either that or I'll ask Woots32 to stick her rabid puppy on all of you!

HOW DARE YOU!!! 😡 😡 😡

HE IS NOT RABID! YOU INSULT MY PUPPY YOU INSULT ME!

THIS IS WAR!!!

 

[Explosivo]

Originally posted by Woots32
HOW DARE YOU!!! 😡 😡 😡

HE IS NOT RABID! YOU INSULT MY PUPPY YOU INSULT ME!

THIS IS WAR!!!

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say rabid?

I meant flea-infested. 😛

How selfish of you to be taking care of a puppy when you could be out helping your fellow man. Think of how many people you could feed in ethiopia were you to invest the time and money you are spending on that dog of yours. You better not let the adcom at any of the schools you've been accepted to find out about this for they will certainly view your commitment to raising your puppy as an affront to your concern for mankind. They are almost certain to rescind your acceptances. In fact, my carrier pigeon Pedro is already on his way to deliver the news about you written of course in 3rd century Gallic.

 

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explo, love da avatar, but really, should u be beating urself? 😛