Fair enough...I can tell you though that the grass isn't greener on the other side....it's about the same shade of green. Just keep in mind that the Officer/Enlisted relationships are the exact same in all three services. The computers are the exact same in all three services and the daily military bs that you will have to deal with is exactly the same in all three services and the pay is the same. As far as the AF being in nicer locations than the Army, I know the Air Force has their versions of Fort Polk and Fort Reilly like Minot, Mountain Home, Ellsworth etc. Just something to keep in mind.
As far as nicer facilities, yes the AF has nicer posts but I think it's a stretch to say they have nicer hospitals. I'd say the AF, Navy and Army are about even and the Army has more medical centers than the AF or the Navy.
One thing about AF deployments: yes they are shorter but you will deploy faster than you would in the Army or the Navy. I know people in the AF that are going on their 3rd or 4th deployment now due to the short cycles.
Also, you listed what the Army is offering you. Keep in mind that you can ask for more than that and you can also ask for a residency. I know the AF has residencies too but I don't know how their process works or if you can get them right away as a new accession.
I also understand your GA recruiter situation. I went through the same office in Georgia a few years ago (2007-8) and found them to be worthless. If your going to the ASHP conference in December, you may want to go to the AF booth there. Typcailly their pharmacy consultant will be there and can get you on the fast track to getting situated. I felt like my AF recruiter ignored me and his whole justification was "well the AF Brand sells so it makes my job easy" I was able to finally get a hold of a decent AF recruiter located in South Carolina but by that point, it was too late and I committed to the Army. I have no regrets about it.
I would also encourage you to look into the Navy. They have some good deals too and their recruiter in the South Georgia/Northern Florida area will be beating down your door like the Army recruiter as well explaining to you the Navy benefits.
Good luck!