Shades,
Thanks for the link. Good stuff there. 👍
I loved the elevator post, too:
Q: Why do the elevators always sound like they are going to explode?
Answered By Rob McDonald Answer Date 3/3/2006 4:59:10 PM
Answer The truth is that the elevators really are about to explode. Any moment now, like a really bad Nephrotic Syndrome, the elevators are going to burst. I'm told from very reliable sources that there are visceral epithelial cells which line the elevator shafts and which extend foot processes out to keep the integrity of the elevators intact. Apparently there is an idiopathic entity which is degrading the foot processes such that they scream for help. (Rumor has it has something to do with Brad Coker talking to himself in the bowels of VH for three nights running before exams, but that's just heresay.) Because they are podocytes, and don't normally communicate at a frequency we humans are used to hearing, they sound like elevator noises.
I'd take the stairs.