Wow that was quite convincing.
I think even on April Fools Day I still probably wouldn't think it was fake.
I think even on April Fools Day I still probably wouldn't think it was fake.
I can't imagine panda doing anything else.
Hahaha, I kept trying to google this, and all I got was a story about a chiropractor punching a man to death.😱
http://www.courant.com/news/local/hc-chiropractor0227.artfeb27,0,6988468.story
Wow that was quite convincing.
I think even on April Fools Day I still probably wouldn't think it was fake.
Who's to say it wasn't Panda himself?
Look, the story in the first post sounds stupid and yet I have had several patients with serious life-threatening conditions who were being treated by chiropractors until they nearly died and showed up at the Emergency Department after their relatives became concerned. One had a pulmonary embolism that the Chiropractor had diagnosed as asthma and was treating with rib manipulation and another had a genuine heart attack and was having his spine cracked for "stomach pains."
Chiropractors are mostly idiots and the ones who aren't are sharp operators running a pretty good scam.
Chiropractors aren't idiots ... they are just another example of midlevels trying to operate as primary care physicians and the huge danger that comes with letting lesser trained people act as primary providers.
You guys caught me. This is an early April fools joke, because I knew you'd never fall for it if I posted it on April first. Hence Aprin/April 🙂. Sorry if this upsets anyone, I wasn't expecting people to take it this seriously. I guess it just shows you how sadly close this is to reality!
Happy early April fools!
You should go to Ban-town, USA for this. Maybe I just don't get the joke, but why did you waste time making up a fake chiro abuse story? Lame.
Well I guess that I'm lucky that you aren't a mod 🙂. I suppose you could define this as a trolling, but I did own up to it...
Chiropractors aren't idiots ... they are just another example of midlevels trying to operate as primary care physicians and the huge danger that comes with letting lesser trained people act as primary providers. If you need an adjustment (and believe it does anything) go see a chiropractor. However, for the love of God, if you have issues that don't relate to your back ... go see an MD/DO. It should be criminal for chiros to advertise themselves as PCPs ... they just aren't trained to do so.
Your digression may do the trick, we'll see.I almost bit. Many pre-med panties were in a twist because of your genius, mmmcdowe. I wish to extend to you one internet and a hearty handshake. Congratulations, and lets hope the mods don't take themselves as seriously as cpants. By the way, I don't mean to thread-jack but Ron Paul? Honestly? Being a Ron Paul internet fellater is akin to a college freshman with a room full of Che Guevara merchandise. Lame...
what possible reasons might there be for rotating an unconcious patient with possible spinal damage when administering CPR?
You guys caught me. This is an early April fools joke, because I knew you'd never fall for it if I posted it on April first. Hence Aprin/April 🙂. Sorry if this upsets anyone, I wasn't expecting people to take it this seriously. I guess it just shows you how sadly close this is to reality!
Happy early April fools!
Chiropractors are not, repeat not, midlevel providers in any way, shape, or form. Physician Assistants, for example, who are midlevel providers receive legitimate medical training and know enough to both put together a differential diagnosis and (in theory) refer to a higher level of care for things about which they know little or nothing. Chiropractors are not only trained to a very low standard as befits the low standards required to matriculate into Chiropractic Schools (which are, themselves, largely federal student aid processing mills) but if they are trained in differential diagnosis, it includes mostly bogus pathology based on their thoroughly disproven and completely ridiculous understanding of medicine to which they apply their equally ridiculous principle treatment modality.
A chiropractor is singularly unqualified to provide Emergency Care, Primary Care, or any other kind of medical care you care to name. He would be no more useful at the scene of an accident than any other reasonably concerned citizen with basic common sense...except the idea that he is a real doctor may go to his head.
Yes, the [real] doctor flat-out assaulted the man, but it wasn't like he had zero grounds for the beat down. Clearly the doctor was convinced that he had an ethical obligation to protect the injured person from serious harm that very well could have resulted from the chiro turning him over (which seems to be the case), an intent that really had no justification. The doctor would not have waited for the paramedics to come if the chiro was going to turn the guy over at that moment. But we really don't know who did or said what.
Although hitting the doctor is assault, I consider it more of a "restraining" measure - extreme, yes, but protective nonetheless.
Also, what was the basis for the chiro's assumption that it was a battle of egos? The quote from the article seems so out of the blue. There seems to be an insecurity issue here.
This is seriously the worst april fools joke I can think of. It's lame even by SDN standards.
And almost two weeks prior to April 1st? This doesn't seem like a joke at all. This seems like someone wanted to make up a story only to stir up the ubiquitous SDN controversy of MDs prestige being diminished by other (legitmate or not) health care professionals.
Now I'll hate chiropractors for the rest of my life and it's all your fault.
ad hominem. you just hate him because he was an internet sensation.
ohhhhhh, u are le suck!!I'd believe this story. There was a similar event just recently.
It is not prejudice to dismiss a chiropractor as unqualified to respond to a medical emergency, because in fact a chiropractor is not qualified to respond to a medical emergency. Chiropractors receive no training in emergency medicine and are not licensed to provide emergency medical care, where MD's have completed standardized emergency medicine courses and clinical programs regardless of their current medical specialty.
Maybe this individual chiropractor has taken a first responder course, but this would not make what the MD did less appropriate. A MD is at the pinnacle of medical care, and unless this chiropractor was also a doctor of emergency medicine, the MD had a moral obligation to provide the treatment he deemed appropriate. For a chiropractor to attempt to provide medical treatment based on the delusion that his scope of treatment is equal to a MD's is not just dangerous, its illegal.
Speaking of April Fools, it would be nice if med schools got into the spirit and sent applicants e-mail updates on April Fools, in the following order of decreasing cringeworthiness:
1) Waitlisted: "Congratulations, after careful consideration you have now been accepted from the waitlist." (scroll down) "Just kidding!! APRIL FOOLS! xoxo, Med School Admissions"
2) Waitlisted: "While you remain on the wait list, you are now at the top third of it. Please send additional photos for the committee to help judge your merits at our next meeting, preferably glamour shots from the mall."
3) Send an e-mail update to all candidates, rescinding acceptances, removing waitlisters from waitlist and rejecting everyone else. Blame it on a water main break and say the med school is permanently closing.
4) Previously rejected: "A mistake has been made with your file, and the decision to decline to offer admission to you has been rescinded. Congratulations and welcome to ________ School of Medicine." (scroll down) "APRIL FOOLS! You're still rejected! LOL"
Add your own. 😀
LOL!
And to the OP: Pretty convincing first post considering all the responses!
Good point. Let's wait for the entire story to come out so we can actually read the whole thing before commenting.Yes, the [real] doctor flat-out assaulted the man, but it wasn't like he had zero grounds for the beat down. Clearly the doctor was convinced that he had an ethical obligation to protect the injured person from serious harm that very well could have resulted from the chiro turning him over (which seems to be the case), an intent that really had no justification. The doctor would not have waited for the paramedics to come if the chiro was going to turn the guy over at that moment. But we really don't know who did or said what.
Although hitting the doctor is assault, I consider it more of a "restraining" measure - extreme, yes, but protective nonetheless.
Also, what was the basis for the chiro's assumption that it was a battle of egos? The quote from the article seems so out of the blue. There seems to be an insecurity issue here.
Good point. Let's wait for the entire story to come out so we can actually read the whole thing before commenting.
Just to play devils advocate...
Who is to say that the chiropractor wasn't the person there with the most relevant experience? Having an MD doesn't make you an expert in everything. The article didn't say what the MDs specialty was. The chiropractor probably has tons of experience dealing with spinal issues which the MD may not and would then be the person best suited to determine whether moving the patient would be beneficial or harmful.
And say what you will about chiropractors but those dudes can make like $300k a year and work 4 days a week...
all chiropractors should be struck in the face on sight.
that is all.
Got fooled did ya?
a simple American red cross CPR/First Aid/AED course will help you understand why you might want to ensure spinal stabilization in an unconcious person involved in a vehicle accident.