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way to go, GD! I got my 2nd rejection today! Seriously, congrats, I hope they offer you lots of money, too! UVM only has cold syrup to offer you but you'll make it 3 for 3.
You can also leave comments on mota's mdapps dealy. I had to say it.
 
desiredusername said:
way to go, GD! I got my 2nd rejection today! Seriously, congrats, I hope they offer you lots of money, too! UVM only has cold syrup to offer you but you'll make it 3 for 3.
You can also leave comments on mota's mdapps dealy. I had to say it.
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I have to say that I laughed so F***ing hard to your BU rejection title.
Decided to withdraw from Vermont. When you didn't want to join the coalition it just went downhill.
Thanks!
 
Wait, so all they have is cold syrup for OOS students at UVM? Perhaps the coalition was too beautiful for this world.
Honestly, those stupid twats at BU, here's the text of their email:
Dear Mr. K,
The Committee on Admissions of Boston University School of Medicine has completed its review of your application. It is with great regret that I inform you that we will be unable to offer you an interview. This is a disappointment, as much for those who are responsible for the decision as it may be for you, the candidate who is turned away.
Most of the candidates we are considering this year are qualified to attend medical school and are likely to make important contributions to our profession and to society. Sadly, with almost 100 applicants for every seat in the class, we are forced to deny many exceptional people.
We acknowledge and respect your accomplishments, and recognize that our inability to offer you an opportunity to complete the admissions process is a loss for Boston University. Please accept our best wishes for all your future endeavors.
Sincerely,
Some Douche, MD
But **** that, this isn't for me to bitch, it's for you to celebrate. So now... we dance. Maybe not. But congrats anyway.
 
desiredusername said:
Wait, so all they have is cold syrup for OOS students at UVM? Perhaps the coalition was too beautiful for this world.
Honestly, those stupid twats at BU, here's the text of their email:
Dear Mr. K,
The Committee on Admissions of Boston University School of Medicine has completed its review of your application. It is with great regret that I inform you that we will be unable to offer you an interview. This is a disappointment, as much for those who are responsible for the decision as it may be for you, the candidate who is turned away. Please accept our best wishes for all your future endeavors.
Sincerely,
Some Douche, MD
But **** that, this isn't for me to bitch, it's for you to celebrate. So now... we dance. Maybe not. But congrats anyway.
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I have seen some article in JAMA by Some Douche. I would save that letter--he is very respected in OB/GYN.
 
gdbaby in the hooooooooouuuuuse. i'm proud of you, child. you're 2 for 2. that's the hotness.
-mota
 
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desiredusername said:
Aceyalone and RJD2: album & tour. love?
http:/www.pitchforkmedia.com/news/06-01/04.shtml#rjd2

Also, mota, good luck at your Tulane int. Break a leg. Someone else's. Baseball bats work well.
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thanks homie. that link doesn't open though, like a dead prostitute's legs. wow, i can't believe i just said that. but i did. btw, why'd you decline your UNM invite?

-mota
 
DaMota said:
that link doesn't open though, like a dead prostitute's legs. wow, i can't believe i just said that. but i did. btw, why'd you decline your UNM invite?

-mota
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Ok, the link is fixed. http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/news/06-01/04.shtml#rjd2
I didn't go to that interview because I literally have no chance to get in. They interview every in-state applicant (Yeah, GD, I know you wish CU was like that). They assigned me an interview date before my MCAT scores were even turned in by the AAMC and without a 2º or LORs or even my money. Getting an interview there is nothing special, I wouldn't be surprised if a dead hooker could get one - as long as she's in-state.
I used to work at the Med school after I got my BS (2.5 years of mouse killing and smearing their brains on SDS-PAGE gels. And some RNAi stuff, that was pretty cool but it was mostly killing. I was an unstoppable killing machine. Like Charles Bronson except I used my powers for good and not evil.). It's a small place so I know the dean of admissions, I know other adcom members, one of our collaborators (and my old boss) were on the MD/PhD admissions committee, many friends in their med school, blah blah blah. (Bitches and hoes, all of them.) With my career goals I can't get in. What are my goals: to become a doctor of love, of course. Oh baby.....
They love people who will stay in NM and piss their life away. Wait, that came out wrong. I mean help rural communities and do family practice. I don't want to do that. They know this. I don't want to lie to them and pretend I want to stay here. NM really needs doctors. There's a huge shortage. (My mom had to wait 2 months to get her knee operated on this summer; last year my dad had to wait 2 months to get his hernia operated on... Contrast that with, say, Boston. My brother's father-in-law donated a kidney to my brother and the doctors said they could operate like a week after they decided to do it. And my parents have money. I can't imagine what's it's like for poor people.) I can't blame them for wanting people who will stay. I have tasted big city life (well, Seattle; it rains too much there, though so I'm not sure if it counts. But if I were older, more interested in boring shît, and sort of drunker I probably wouldn't mind StL.) and I like it. But my job and money and investments are here now. So I'm here, too.
No one wants to live in NM - it's sort of poor here, there's a bit too much dirt, a little dry, it's kind of hot but the womens can wear skimpy clothing so that's ok, but we do get good salsa and Ming Tsai used to have a restaurant in Santa Fe - so they really love that homegrown... doctor stuff. And doctor stuff only. Allegedly they're pretty good at that sort of thing, too. But if you're interested in clinical research, epidemiology, or something less family practice oriented then you're out of luck. Anyway, that's the abridged version. Sorry to get all heavy on this thread (well, that's as heavy as I get). Let's continue talking about crack ******.

By the way, if you try to get a license plate that says CRAQWHR they won't let you do it. I learned that the hard way. Same with PIMPMBL.
 
So this is the email I get back from Rush when I emailed to check on my status (if you haven't interviewed yet, you are not allow to speak to anyone there):

We appreciate your concern regarding your application to Rush. This year we experienced a 10% increase in AMCAS applications and almost a 25% increase in the number of completed applications. As such, the process is taking longer than originally anticipated. The Committee continues to review applications on a daily basis, however we have not yet made a decision regarding your application. We expect to continue interviewing candidates into early March. Please be assured that you will be immediately notified when any change in your status occurs.

Now, if they TRULY appreciated my concern, couldn't they have been a LITTLE less ambiguous? "We have not yet made a decision"? WTF? I am not a pair of socks! Although if I were I'd be black polka-dot hosiery.
 
desiredusername said:
By the way, if you try to get a license plate that says CRAQWHR they won't let you do it. I learned that the hard way. Same with PIMPMBL.
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what about fckrmd or pimpnmd
throw an MD in there and it's immediately respectable, as far as i'm concerned.

by the way, i find your decision to decline the NM interview quite respectable. i never knew you were an upstanding citizen...you seem more like me. just kidding, i am a good man. i give money to homeless people. after i piss on them. on a serious note though, what was the deal with your bro? is he alonzo mourning? i hope it all worked out.

-mota
 
DaMota said:
what about fckrmd or pimpnmd
throw an MD in there and it's immediately respectable, as far as i'm concerned.
on a serious note though, what was the deal with your bro? is he alonzo mourning? i hope it all worked out.

-mota
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I don't know about fckrmd, I didn't think about those when I was 17. I've tried to get craqwhr 3 times since then on my cars or on my folks' cars but the people in charge of the plates are tricksy like that. They won't even like let me order it, you know just for shi†s and giggles. I like to shi†, I like to giggle, sometimes I do both at the same time.
My brother should be ok sort of soon. Last march he had his 3rd transplant (he's so greedy with kidneys! Not to mention with all those scars on his belly he never even got a chance to be an underwear model.) and there were a bunch of complications. So then, in a brilliant move, his work put him on medical leave about a month after the surgery because he couldn't go back to his job in the lab. Well, according to Harvard when you get put on leave you lose your health insurance. Other than that, HMS is apparently a great place to work. He finally went back to work this week. And Fenway is like a half mile down the road. Another few blocks down the road is BU's law school. He'll be matriculating there this fall. He says he wants to do Intellectual Property law but he's suspiciously quiet when I mention medical malpractice. (Whatever, if I ever get into med school he'd make mad bank just suing me. And because I know he's not gay I wouldn't have to worry if he's just trying to just sue my pants off.) Ok, he also likes to call me up and make me ask him what he's doing. "making cookies." "oh, yeah. good for you, what kind of cookies?" "ƒuck You Cookies!" Then he hangs up. It's best not to listen to what he says.
 
next time he calls and is like "yo, desiredusername, guess what i'm getting another kidney, this is my fourth!!" be like "yo, what, you want a cookie?" then he'll say "yes, please". that's when you say fock you! here's a fock you cookie! then you hang up. he'll laugh. and then sue you.
-mota
 
keep this baby alive til i get back.
-mota
 
DaMota said:
keep this baby alive til i get back.
-mota
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Where are you headed?
 
gdbaby said:
I'm an ass. Good luck at Drexel!
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*Cough*Tulane*Cough*
Also, how does this thread only have 4 stars? which ho-bag gave us zero?
 
desiredusername said:
*Cough*Tulane*Cough*
Also, how does this thread only have 4 stars? which ho-bag gave us zero?
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F-in' A! Tulane! Sorry. i have been up since 4:30 this morning.

Someone gave us a zero!?! Why you be a hater?

BTW: has anyone seen/heard the interview with Bill O'Reilly on Letterman? Priceless.
 
Okay, let's all send daMota some good vibes as he sits in his Tulane interview! He better bring us all back some bengiets and an acceptance!
 
gdbaby snagged post 420. rats. oh well it was put to some use at least. the first picture is dedicated to you. the second is for the enjoyment of all

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-mota
 
Ooooh baby. I'm yours.
 
Aaaargh. That pretty well sums it up.
I have nothing else to add - certainly nothing of substance.
 
desiredusername said:
Aaaargh. That pretty well sums it up.
I have nothing else to add - certainly nothing of substance.
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Please point to a post in this thread that is of substance.

Fine posting, really. Aces.
 
gdbaby said:
Please point to a post in this thread that is of substance.
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Good point. No, wait, I think you and I both wished mota good luck in NO.
I just got the weirdest email... from a school. I emailed Jefferson asking about my status because, you know, I want to know my status. They responded by saying "we acknowledge your interview request and will forward it to the appropriate party" (the trash, I'm sure) or some such nonsense. Fine, I do want an interview from them but I didn't explicitly ask for one and I never mentioned interview in my email.
They are clever there, they really is clever.
 
desiredusername said:
Good point. No, wait, I think you and I both wished mota good luck in NO.
I just got the weirdest email... from a school. I emailed Jefferson asking about my status because, you know, I want to know my status. They responded by saying "we acknowledge your interview request and will forward it to the appropriate party" (the trash, I'm sure) or some such nonsense. Fine, I do want an interview from them but I didn't explicitly ask for one and I never mentioned interview in my email.
They are clever there, they really is clever.
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on that note, let's just start sending out e-mails saying "i am writing to request an interview" and see what happens. i'm gonna try it out, i'll let you know how it goes. worst comes to worst, some hot secretary thinks my request is "cute" and shoots me back with her cell number and "personal" e-mail address. and by hot i mean post-menopausal and wheelchair stricken.
-mota
 
DaMota said:
on that note, let's just start sending out e-mails saying "i am writing to request an interview" and see what happens. i'm gonna try it out, i'll let you know how it goes. worst comes to worst, some hot secretary thinks my request is "cute" and shoots me back with her cell number and "personal" e-mail address. and by hot i mean post-menopausal and wheelchair stricken.
-mota
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Say, what's the latest with the GW hottie you met? Where' my f'n interview!

Desired, I have never heard of that before. The appropriate party? WTF?
 
gdbaby said:
Say, what's the latest with the GW hottie you met? Where' my f'n interview!

Desired, I have never heard of that before. The appropriate party? WTF?
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yes, what is up with that crazy ho whose dad is GW?
Jefferson also wrote this:
thomas jefferson said:
PRIVACY DISCLOSURE:
THIS TRANSMISSION AND/OR ACCOMPANYING DOCUMENTS MAY CONTAIN CONFIDENTIAL
AND/OR PERSONAL
INFORMATION. THIS INFORMATION IS INTENDED FOR THE USE OF THE
APPROPRIATE/INTENDED
INDIVIDUAL. IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED THIS INFORMATION IN ERROR, PLEASE NOTIFY
THE SENDER
IMMEDIATELY AND DESTROY THE TRANSMITTED INFORMATION.
YOUR COOPERATION IS SINCERELY APPRECIATED.
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It's not nearly as eloquent as the declaration of independence or when he told those women who he knocked boots with that he yearned to be their tampon.
 
desiredusername said:
yes, what is up with that crazy ho whose dad is GW?
Jefferson also wrote this: It's not nearly as eloquent as the declaration of independence or when he told those women who he knocked boots with that he yearned to be their tampon.
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HA!
 
BTW: Lonely Island has a bunch of shorts on you tube now. "Two Guys" is pretty funny and "The Backseatsman" is hysterical.
 
i gave the girl all my info and she said she was gonna forward it to her dad and get back to me. so far nada. i probably should have slept with her.

-mota
 
DaMota said:
i gave the girl all my info and she said she was gonna forward it to her dad and get back to me. so far nada. i probably should have slept with her.

-mota
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Whoa, wait a minute. you didn't sleep with her? We are never getting an interview. Do you know how many people I had to sleep with to get you your Drexel interview? Really, Mota, it was the least you could have done.
 
gdbaby said:
Whoa, wait a minute. you didn't sleep with her? We are never getting an interview. Do you know how many people I had to sleep with to get you your Drexel interview? Really, Mota, it was the least you could have done.
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can someone sleep w/ someone so i get one more interview? please?
 
madonna said:
can someone sleep w/ someone so i get one more interview? please?
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For the Princess of Pop? Anything.Wait a minute? You guys aren't sleeping with people to get your interviews/acceptances? Duuuuuude.
 
gdbaby said:
For the Princess of Pop? Anything.Wait a minute? You guys aren't sleeping with people to get your interviews/acceptances? Duuuuuude.
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apparently sleeping is not enough anymore, mb madonna is not happening anymore
 
madonna said:
apparently sleeping is not enough anymore, mb madonna is not happening anymore
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the admissions process is one big orgy.
-mota
 
DaMota said:
the admissions process is one big orgy.
-mota
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Then why am I not happier?

Perhaps Madonna has let up a bit since she is married and found religion. I will do the sleeping around for you. Which school, Ms. Guy Ritchie?
 
gdbaby said:
Then why am I not happier?

Perhaps Madonna has let up a bit since she is married and found religion. I will do the sleeping around for you. Which school, Ms. Guy Ritchie?
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how about chicago, one night and both of us get in. i know how much you want this one so u might even like it. so kind of you to offer 🙂
 
this thread's gotten over 10,000 hits. you know how we do. despite the fact that over half of those are from gdbaby. that's beside the point.
-mota
 
madonna said:
how about chicago, one night and both of us get in. i know how much you want this one so u might even like it. so kind of you to offer 🙂
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I think a movie was made about this. In which case, I get to be Demi Moore. Sweet. Although I would take Beck or Andy Samberg over Ashton or Robert Redford any day.

Madonna, anythings possible with enough whiskey sours. I will take one for the team. I am going to search for pictures of the faculty right now.
 
DaMota said:
this thread's gotten over 10,000 hits. you know how we do. despite the fact that over half of those are from gdbaby. that's beside the point.
-mota
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So I am kindof upset that on that "I dream about SDNers at night" no one's dreaming about me.
 
gdbaby said:
So I am kindof upset that on that "I dream about SDNers at night" no one's dreaming about me.
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i confess, i dream of gd
 
Hi guys : )

Sorry to interuppt the go-between here! But I was trying to figure out if, in fact, it is true that January and later interviews are for waitlist positions or if you have a significantly lesser chance of an acceptance. I have an interview for Drexel next week (and two more after that), and I have this feeling that a million people have been interviewed at those schools already. I don't want to waste my time going there, but I also don't want to pass up a shot at a seat. What to do 🙁
 
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