Best med speciality for chicks

[ChymeofPassion]

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Just saw the classic chicks money power chicks episode of Scrubs. What do yall think is the best specialty for chicks/dudes (Half joke half serious)

 

[FindersFee5]

Pediatric cardiac surgery. Or maybe cosmetic plastic surgery, but doing some reconstructive volunteer work.

 

[piii]

Wow dude, what a sexist materialistic prick you must be. This is SDN, you cannot make jokes on here, everything must be serious. You're going to make a terrible Doctor.

/s

 

[ChymeofPassion]

Wow dude, what a sexist materialistic prick you must be. This is SDN, you cannot make jokes on here, everything must be serious. You're going to make a terrible Doctor.

/s

to repent I will volunteer one thousand hours non-stop

 

[ChymeofPassion]

Pediatric cardiac surgery. Or maybe cosmetic plastic surgery, but doing some reconstructive volunteer work.

I agree with pediatric cardiac surgery, I hadn't even considered the child angle.

 

[Goro]

ENT. I'll never, ever forget to the sight of one of my high school classmates, who was a minor pothead, walking into our 20th anniversary reunion, with a blonde trophy goddess on his arm. He's been practicing in Beverly Hills for years.

Just saw the classic chicks money power chicks episode of Scrubs. What do yall think is the best specialty for chicks/dudes (Half joke half serious)

 

[AnatomyGrey12]

Neurosurgery but only if you say "it's a beautiful day to save lives" before you perform every operation. And only if all your operations are cutting edge and very risky change the world type cases.

 

[Goro]

Always remember that it's the greedy chick who will come running first!

Old Korean saying: "Those who marry for money, earn it."

 

[tessellations]

Whatever speciality makes you the most money. 😉

Though some specialities are not very sexy - it might be hard to sell gastroenterology or urology as a sexy speciality.

Those ortho jocks on the other hand...😛

 

[AnatomyGrey12]

Whatever speciality makes you the most money. 😉

Though some specialities are not very sexy - it might be hard to sell gastroenterology or urology as a sexy speciality.

Those ortho jocks on the other hand...😛

I dunno, urologists are truly masters of that domain. Probably pretty sexy, not to mention the paycheck.

 

[MoDiddy]

I'm gunnin for surgery hundo p... OB/GYN or Radiology girls are the best looking

 

[Ho0v-man]

Radiology. Guys can't find anything in the pantry no matter what but women find anything almost immediately. It's pretty much the same thing, right?


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[The Knife & Gun Club]

If you're looking to pick up chicks, may I suggest Veterinary Medicine?

 

[FutureOncologist]

If you're picking up a med school chick, just say "I got a 260 on Step I." Hooooollllyyyy crap does that work. Well, for the ones that choose a lower-paid specialty like Peds.

If she isn't even familiar with science at all, Orthopedic Surgery seems to work.

 

[Pagan FutureDoc]

If you're looking to pick up chicks, may I suggest Veterinary Medicine?

Beat me to it

 

[exacto]

The speciality won't matter if your mug is ugly af....it takes a seven figure salary to overcome looks bru.

 

[Lyoness]

Dermatology... where everyone is happy and beautiful


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[Law2Doc]

If you're looking to pick up chicks, may I suggest Veterinary Medicine?

Yeah, I was going to say rural FP because there are coops full of chicks everywhere. Heck, some of your poorer patients may even pay you with them.

 

[Horse Apiece]

Wow dude, what a sexist materialistic prick you must be. This is SDN, you cannot make jokes on here, everything must be serious. You're going to make a terrible Doctor.

/s

You forgot the inb4, and a humblebrag. 7/10.

 

[AnatomyGrey12]

I changed my mind, neurosurgery is second to plastics, but only if you look like this

 

[Mad Jack]

Veterinary medicine

 

[Mad Jack]

If you're looking to pick up chicks, may I suggest Veterinary Medicine?

Aw beat me to it.

 

[hurtem&healem]

That chick looks 15.

soooo... peds?

 

[The Knife & Gun Club]

She looks about as exciting as managing chronic diabetes...so maybe FM?

 

[Ho0v-man]

She looks like a hippy so I vote omm clinic.


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[NotYou20]

Which specialty do I need in order to score a girl like this?

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"Less sex driven"
I don't understand your fascination

 

[Technology]

Sunflower6171 is an art history major, so she is planning on marrying rich. I recommend plastic surgery in an urban setting.

 

[The Knife & Gun Club]

Sunflower6171 is an art history major, so she is planning on marrying rich. I recommend plastic surgery in an urban setting.

Literally exactly what I think every time someone tells me they're majoring in art history or theater studies

 

[aalamruad]

She looks about as exciting as managing chronic diabetes...so maybe FM?

lol why is DM management considered so boring by everyone?

 

[edgerock24]

Which specialty do I need in order to score a girl like this?

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Why would you paste some random girls online dating profile on here? Pretty awkward.

 

[Lyoness]

Yeah I feel bad for the girl


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[Promethean]

Veterinary medicine

Buncha quacks, all of them.

 

[wizzed101]

You guys are a bunch of philistines...

By the her descriptions, I think her dad makes more than I ever will. So... what specialty will impress old white men the most? Neurosurgery?

 

[Lost in Translation]

You guys are a bunch of philistines...

By the her descriptions, I think her dad makes more than I ever will. So... what specialty will impress old white men the most? Neurosurgery?

Shh bby you do you you're perfect I want to let you know keep your chin up 100

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[spicynuggetfiend]

Why would you paste some random girls online dating profile on here? Pretty awkward.

It's probably a fake profile tbh

 

[popopopop]

How can you guys forget this scene in a thread like this?

 

[Lawpy]

You guys are a bunch of philistines...

By the her descriptions, I think her dad makes more than I ever will. So... what specialty will impress old white men the most? Neurosurgery?

Shh bby you do you you're perfect I want to let you know keep your chin up 100

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[WalSlave]

Peds every time; unless you are ET-ugly, then aim for $$$.

 

[leonardoson]

FM, chicks come in asking for breast exams every day right? You skip so many steps during that exam. Just make sure to be around LA or any other young person hotspot where people flock to be actors and actresses but end up as poor waiters and waitresses.

 

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[Swish16]

Pediatric surgery or any Peds surgery subspecialty (Ortho, neuro, CT). Chicks love kids and all things surgery are sexy because of Dr.McDreamy and co.


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[Petrichor1]

Just saw the classic chicks money power chicks episode of Scrubs. What do yall think is the best specialty for chicks/dudes (Half joke half serious)

Over the horizon, in a not too distant galaxy, I see a ban hammer coming real soon.

 

[WedgeDawg]

Please do not post social media pictures of other people on SDN

Thank you

 

[solitarius]

Hot girls who make it to med school are Type A perfectionists ------> Derm for sure.

Trophy wives like guys who make money and are rarely home ---> Neuro/ortho/ENT.

 

[MedicineZ0Z]

ENT. I'll never, ever forget to the sight of one of my high school classmates, who was a minor pothead, walking into our 20th anniversary reunion, with a blonde trophy goddess on his arm. He's been practicing in Beverly Hills for years.

So he's a sugar daddy or paid an escort? Both very common scenarios - especially the latter when it comes to reunions (not kidding).
Never seen doctors date out of their league lookswise, if anything the better looking doctors tend to date a little bit down in looks.

The speciality won't matter if your mug is ugly af....it takes a seven figure salary to overcome looks bru.

Faithful trophy wives don't exist.

 

[ChymeofPassion]

Over the horizon, in a not too distant galaxy, I see a ban hammer coming real soon.

Lol

 

[Goro]

Same gal was on his arm at the next reunion!

So he's a sugar daddy or paid an escort? Both very common scenarios - especially the latter when it comes to reunions (not kidding).
Never seen doctors date out of their league lookswise, if anything the better looking doctors tend to date a little bit down in looks.


Faithful trophy wives don't exist.