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Just saw the classic chicks money power chicks episode of Scrubs. What do yall think is the best specialty for chicks/dudes (Half joke half serious)
 
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Wow dude, what a sexist materialistic prick you must be. This is SDN, you cannot make jokes on here, everything must be serious. You're going to make a terrible Doctor.

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Pediatric cardiac surgery. Or maybe cosmetic plastic surgery, but doing some reconstructive volunteer work.
I agree with pediatric cardiac surgery, I hadn't even considered the child angle.
 

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ENT. I'll never, ever forget to the sight of one of my high school classmates, who was a minor pothead, walking into our 20th anniversary reunion, with a blonde trophy goddess on his arm. He's been practicing in Beverly Hills for years.


Just saw the classic chicks money power chicks episode of Scrubs. What do yall think is the best specialty for chicks/dudes (Half joke half serious)
 

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Neurosurgery but only if you say "it's a beautiful day to save lives" before you perform every operation. And only if all your operations are cutting edge and very risky change the world type cases.
 
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Always remember that it's the greedy chick who will come running first!

Old Korean saying: "Those who marry for money, earn it."
 

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Whatever speciality makes you the most money. ;)

Though some specialities are not very sexy - it might be hard to sell gastroenterology or urology as a sexy speciality.

Those ortho jocks on the other hand...:p
 

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Whatever speciality makes you the most money. ;)

Though some specialities are not very sexy - it might be hard to sell gastroenterology or urology as a sexy speciality.

Those ortho jocks on the other hand...:p
I dunno, urologists are truly masters of that domain. Probably pretty sexy, not to mention the paycheck.
 
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If you're picking up a med school chick, just say "I got a 260 on Step I." Hooooollllyyyy crap does that work. Well, for the ones that choose a lower-paid specialty like Peds.

If she isn't even familiar with science at all, Orthopedic Surgery seems to work.
 

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Wow dude, what a sexist materialistic prick you must be. This is SDN, you cannot make jokes on here, everything must be serious. You're going to make a terrible Doctor.

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You forgot the inb4, and a humblebrag. 7/10.
 

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image.jpeg I changed my mind, neurosurgery is second to plastics, but only if you look like this
 
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Sunflower6171 is an art history major, so she is planning on marrying rich. I recommend plastic surgery in an urban setting.
 

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You guys are a bunch of philistines...

By the her descriptions, I think her dad makes more than I ever will. So... what specialty will impress old white men the most? Neurosurgery?
 

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You guys are a bunch of philistines...

By the her descriptions, I think her dad makes more than I ever will. So... what specialty will impress old white men the most? Neurosurgery?
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FM, chicks come in asking for breast exams every day right? You skip so many steps during that exam. Just make sure to be around LA or any other young person hotspot where people flock to be actors and actresses but end up as poor waiters and waitresses.
 

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Pediatric surgery or any Peds surgery subspecialty (Ortho, neuro, CT). Chicks love kids and all things surgery are sexy because of Dr.McDreamy and co.


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Just saw the classic chicks money power chicks episode of Scrubs. What do yall think is the best specialty for chicks/dudes (Half joke half serious)
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Hot girls who make it to med school are Type A perfectionists ------> Derm for sure.

Trophy wives like guys who make money and are rarely home ---> Neuro/ortho/ENT.
 
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ENT. I'll never, ever forget to the sight of one of my high school classmates, who was a minor pothead, walking into our 20th anniversary reunion, with a blonde trophy goddess on his arm. He's been practicing in Beverly Hills for years.
So he's a sugar daddy or paid an escort? Both very common scenarios - especially the latter when it comes to reunions (not kidding).
Never seen doctors date out of their league lookswise, if anything the better looking doctors tend to date a little bit down in looks.

The speciality won't matter if your mug is ugly af....it takes a seven figure salary to overcome looks bru.
Faithful trophy wives don't exist.
 
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Same gal was on his arm at the next reunion!

So he's a sugar daddy or paid an escort? Both very common scenarios - especially the latter when it comes to reunions (not kidding).
Never seen doctors date out of their league lookswise, if anything the better looking doctors tend to date a little bit down in looks.


Faithful trophy wives don't exist.