Is the name-calling necessary?
Probably not.
I really had no idea that the apt lease term was gonna be an issue when I put my house for sale.
Well, live and learn. Now you know.
Your error in judgment and learning curve doesn't justify the premeditated screwing of the property owner, however you rationalize it.
What would you suggest I do, sir? Am I supposed to cut a goodbye check for $2700 next July to a faceless corporation that will rent the place a week later so that I can feel good about myself?
You have several reasonable options
1) sign the 12-month lease and write your goodbye check, or
2) find someone to sub-lease the place for the last few months, or
3) negotiate with the owner/manager up front for a shorter lease, or
4) find a place that will rent month-to-month, or
5) live in your van down by the river
Well, maybe 5 isn't so reasonable.
I've personally done 2, 3, and 4 as a renter in the past. 2 takes some effort, but if you give the owner some notice, they will often help you find someone to sub-lease the place.
That's not likely to save you any money, unless you move into a dive.
We lived in one of those extended stay hotels for about 6 weeks once, when we couldn't perfectly time the sale of our house with our PCS. It wasn't so bad, but I wouldn't want to do it for 9 months.
I'm still looking for a better solution.
Have you even attempted to negotiate a 9-month lease? You might be surprised. I'd certainly consider such an offer. I gave my current tenants a substantial discount for signing a 3-year lease.
If they're reluctant, maybe offer an extra $100/month, so in the end you're only out an extra $900 instead of the $2700 you cited above?
That $2700 is worth just as much to the owner as it is to you. Don't be a
jerk (sorry) deadbeat and enter a contract you have no intention of honoring. The lease breaking application of the Act is there to protect servicemembers from the unpredictable whims of the military, not facilitate defrauding the general public.