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Elijah05 said:
lol good job diva 😛. UC schools move so slow this is kinda ridic...im getting paranoid that if it doesnt happen im going to be rushing everything last minute to set up elsewhere
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haha, thanks, just had a moment of personal growth.

they really do move slow, but if last year is any harbinger, we should start to see much more movement this week and first couple weeks in june. apparently 50 ppl off UCSD waitlist last year and only 1/5 were taken off in july. :xf:

i am ready for some last minute moving. its part of the adventure.
 
DrYoda said:
Indeed. I mean, "can you get fired for smoking pot?" has already survived for days.
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that one has lasted quite a while. i am also impressed by the "lifestyle" thread that asked about art and dancing in relation to med and dent. that one is just wierd.
 
another day, another drop for the euro and pound.

nice.
 
RunningDiva said:
are you referring to bleargh's wannabe-oedipal complex about his sister?
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DrYoda said:
Indeed. I am especially loling at the fall of the Euro.
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when i was in scotland a few years ago it was $2.08 to the pound.

and since all the numbers are the same, everything was ridiculously expensive. cup of coffee=£2.50=$5.20
 
guyski79 said:
when i was in scotland a few years ago it was $2.08 to the pound.

and since all the numbers are the same, everything was ridiculously expensive. cup of coffee=£2.50=$5.00
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Ouch!

When Greece gets kicked out of the Eurozone and returns to printing Drachmas that will be vacation destination #1.
 
i shudder to think about how much money i spent on beer that summer
 
bleargh said:
he's so hot right now.

but seriously, hansel and gretel is incestuous? 😕
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are you challenging me to a walk off...boo-lander?

depends on how much you read into the story. there are other fairy tales that have sightly incestuous connotations.
 
A classic:

following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :​

​
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?​

​
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.​

​
One student, however, wrote the following:​
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.​

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.​

​
This gives two possibilities:​

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.​
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.​
So which is it?​
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'​
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.​
 
Jolt21 said:
bachelor party. 25 guys. 4 nights in Vegas.

craziness.
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Have fun! But not too much!!

bleargh said:
A classic:

following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :​

​
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?​

​
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.​

​
One student, however, wrote the following:​
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.​

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.​

​
This gives two possibilities:​

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.​
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.​
So which is it?​
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'​
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.​
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
Hi everyone 🙂 i see u guys have found a way to entertain urselves?
 
ksmi117 said:
I did though!! 🙁
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I had it too so my family always makes me take care of the little ones when they get the pox. I still have immunity, blood titer proven, probably because I have been exposed several times after I've had it. Can't quick making those ABs.
 
RunningDiva said:
find the closest pox spotted kid and give them a hug! you'll get immunity that way. :meanie:
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haha go to a pox party (i think thats what they call those) u can also get the varicella vaccine (i think thats the one)
 
Jolt21 said:
bachelor party. 25 guys. 4 nights in Vegas.

craziness.
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Nice!!! Have fun but be careful too! You don't wanna accidentally lose any of your friends or steal any tigers from random washed-up celebrities 😉.
 
Tatastrophy said:
haha go to a pox party (i think thats what they call those) u can also get the varicella vaccine (i think thats the one)
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pox parties are all the rage. although, apparently its worse when you're an adult. pretty nasty. best to get the vaccine i suppose.
 
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