Yesterday I had an appointment where (long story short) the new owners of the animal were living out of state so I called them to update them on the visit. I introduce myself over the phone and the person says, "Are you the one that looks like she's 13?!"(Having looked me up on our website).
I wanted to say, "No, I'm the one that looks like she's been through eight years of school with a doctorate degree and enough loans to purchase a house" but I just said, "Yep, that's me..." Sigh. "Haha, sorry, but I'm sure you hear that all the time!" Well yes, yes I do, but it never gets any less rude