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calling a poster a troll is actually giving the collective american intelligence the benefit of doubt
 
How can you make a claim like that? It's the internet; you usually can't know for sure. And I know you two weren't originally talking about SDN, but on SDN you'll almost never be certain that you've distinguished between someone asking a noob question about DOs or making facepalm-worthy comments about their undergrad major being Anesthesiology and someone who is a forum regular, with a new account and using a free IP proxy, asking a noob question with which they know everyone will be annoyed or making facepalm-worthy comments about how the Theory of Evolution is "just a theory." I mean, yeah, some people out there really are that stupid and inflammatory. Like my mother or 40% of America, for instance. You don't expect to encounter it as much on a premed forum, but it happens. So one is forced, if one aspires to run a fair forum that isn't full of mods who are accused of going on power trips and banning people who didn't deserve it, to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. But some of those people really were trolls, and won't get banned until after they've already trolled ten more times.

Moral of the story: the internet sucks and trolls will always win.

P.S. GC, plz post some anonymous examples of involuntary mommy-trolls for our amusement :laugh:👍

Oh yeah... I win. 👍
 
Oh yeah... I win. 👍

ahahaha 👍

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we are not worthy


calling a poster a troll is actually giving the collective american intelligence the benefit of doubt

You're my new fave for phrasing it like that :laugh: What can I say; I'm an optimist!
 
P.S. GC, plz post some anonymous examples of involuntary mommy-trolls for our amusement :laugh:👍

With pleasure. This is from the attachment parenting board, where moms that wear their kids 24/7 and nurse until the kid is 3 like to hang out. They are incredibly sanctimonious. Why she doesn't have a lot of mommy friends isn't really much of a mystery, IMO.




I was at the mall today and saw something that made me a little sad. Well, I think maybe it just caught me off guard 'cause it was so foreign to me (as I don't have a lot of mommy friends IRL & the few I do have parent the way I do).

Anywho, I walked past a lady in the mall as she reclined her baby's stroller, arranged a blanket on the baby's chest, propped a bottle on the blanket to feed the baby, then sat down to do something else.
I know that what she did is not uncommon for people to do, nor is it neglectful. In fact, it may not be something that the lady frequently does. Maybe she really had to multi-task. (I certainly nurse and surf the net.) I just have to admit that I was shocked and a little sad when I saw it. Considering that I've never even SEEN my DD drink from a bottle, I guess the idea of me propping up a bottle and not actively feeding DD is naturally a foreign concept for me. I just thought about whether people actually "bottle nurse," about the possibility of overfeeding and about how mom & babe were missing out on some cuddles. I hope that's not judgy.


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You're my new fave for phrasing it like that :laugh: What can I say; I'm an optimist!

honestly, i really REALLY want to believe that some of the posters are just trollin for kicks... i really want to, for my faith in humanity. but the more i read on this forum, the more depressing it gets.


With pleasure. This is from the attachment parenting board, where moms that wear their kids 24/7 and nurse until the kid is 3 like to hang out. They are incredibly sanctimonious. Why she doesn't have a lot of mommy friends isn't really much of a mystery, IMO.




I was at the mall today and saw something that made me a little sad. Well, I think maybe it just caught me off guard 'cause it was so foreign to me (as I don't have a lot of mommy friends IRL & the few I do have parent the way I do).

Anywho, I walked past a lady in the mall as she reclined her baby's stroller, arranged a blanket on the baby's chest, propped a bottle on the blanket to feed the baby, then sat down to do something else.
I know that what she did is not uncommon for people to do, nor is it neglectful. In fact, it may not be something that the lady frequently does. Maybe she really had to multi-task. (I certainly nurse and surf the net.) I just have to admit that I was shocked and a little sad when I saw it. Considering that I've never even SEEN my DD drink from a bottle, I guess the idea of me propping up a bottle and not actively feeding DD is naturally a foreign concept for me. I just thought about whether people actually "bottle nurse," about the possibility of overfeeding and about how mom & babe were missing out on some cuddles. I hope that's not judgy.


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meh doesn't seem TOO terrible.. maybe my mom-code translator is all off
 
She's SAD about that, Bleargh. SHOCKED AND SAD because the kid is drinking from a bottle and the mom's not pulling the kid of the stroller and cradling them in the middle of the mall. The hell?

The responses to that OP make it so much worse, too. Two of the best:

"If you're judging, I'm judging, too because I had this exact thought yesterday while out to breakfast with SIL. My nephew never left his carseat and she leaned her arm over to hold the bottle upside down and continued to talk to me. No part of her body was touching his, no eye contact, nothing. *blah blah blah*"

"
I totally get you. It is easy to judge people if we don't mean to (and those that are flaming probably judge even more than you do) If I saw something like that I would feel that the mom was being lazy, but I don't know her story or what the situation was. Same as you see an overweight person and you assume they are lazy too but you don't know about their health issues.
Don't feel bad for judging in this situation we all do it. Just assume the baby gets lots of snuggles when mom isn't multi tasking. "

The horror.
 
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With pleasure. This is from the attachment parenting board, where moms that wear their kids 24/7 and nurse until the kid is 3 like to hang out. They are incredibly sanctimonious. Why she doesn't have a lot of mommy friends isn't really much of a mystery, IMO.




I was at the mall today and saw something that made me a little sad. Well, I think maybe it just caught me off guard 'cause it was so foreign to me (as I don't have a lot of mommy friends IRL & the few I do have parent the way I do).

Anywho, I walked past a lady in the mall as she reclined her baby's stroller, arranged a blanket on the baby's chest, propped a bottle on the blanket to feed the baby, then sat down to do something else.
I know that what she did is not uncommon for people to do, nor is it neglectful. In fact, it may not be something that the lady frequently does. Maybe she really had to multi-task. (I certainly nurse and surf the net.) I just have to admit that I was shocked and a little sad when I saw it. Considering that I've never even SEEN my DD drink from a bottle, I guess the idea of me propping up a bottle and not actively feeding DD is naturally a foreign concept for me. I just thought about whether people actually "bottle nurse," about the possibility of overfeeding and about how mom & babe were missing out on some cuddles. I hope that's not judgy.


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:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Tell her I said "Get a job and try to juggle that with motherhood.

I hope that's not judgy."
 
She's SAD about that, Bleargh. SHOCKED AND SAD because the kid is drinking from a bottle and the mom's not pulling the kid of the stroller and cradling them in the middle of the mall. The hell?
i dunno, i think i was hoping for an anti-vaccine mom, so this seemed nice in comparison :meanie:
 
i dunno, i think i was hoping for an anti-vaccine mom, so this seemed nice in comparison :meanie:

Ah I haven't been linked to one of those gems in awhile. I'll let you know when I do, though.

Ah, Cougs, I'm glad you found the humor in it. I'm sure you've had clients that are like that as a doula. GAWD.
 
My favorite thread in the history of that website was the Birth control while pregnant girl who thought she should keep taking the pill through her pregnancy so she didn't get pregnant with Irish Twins. I s*** you not. The thread doesn't exist anymore. It drew so much traffic they deleted it. So sad.
 
My favorite thread in the history of that website was the Birth control while pregnant girl who thought she should keep taking the pill through her pregnancy so she didn't get pregnant with Irish Twins. I s*** you not. The thread doesn't exist anymore. It drew so much traffic they deleted it. So sad.
word. why would they want heavy traffic on their website, it's not like it drives ad revenue... 😕
 
Thats the only one I didnt like....jk i didnt like any, except the monkey one. Commercials are stupid anyways.

On another note- DONT EVER DRINK EXPIRED BEER. I only had 5 beers (IPAs), but i think one was expired and as a result had the most raging, ridiculously intense headache i have ever had....and I have drank some in my time. I mean not only was the headache disproportional to the amount i drank, it was downright extreme. Drinking that expired beer is the only explanation i am able to come up with for such an anomaly of a headache.

Anybody ever had similar a similar experience?
Ouch, sounds painful. On the bright side, I imagine that's a lesson you should only have to learn once.
 
hahaha!

I am really tempted to go troll that forum now. I could even create a pregnant character for myself with an elaborate backstory, questionable scientific education, and many personality flaws which would remain consistent throughout my posts.

Sadly, instead I have to finish something really fast so I can run home and check my mailbox. nerrrrrvous :scared: And perpetuating misinformation is anathema to me anyways. I guess I won't. (or will I? muahaha)
 
hahaha!

I am really tempted to go troll that forum now. I could even create a pregnant character for myself with an elaborate backstory, questionable scientific education, and many personality flaws which would remain consistent throughout my posts.

Sadly, instead I have to finish something really fast so I can run home and check my mailbox. nerrrrrvous :scared:

Ahhhhhh!!!! :xf:
 
My favorite thread in the history of that website was the Birth control while pregnant girl who thought she should keep taking the pill through her pregnancy so she didn't get pregnant with Irish Twins. I s*** you not. The thread doesn't exist anymore. It drew so much traffic they deleted it. So sad.

bahahaha! No effing way.

hahaha!

I am really tempted to go troll that forum now. I could even create a pregnant character for myself with an elaborate backstory, questionable scientific education, and many personality flaws which would remain consistent throughout my posts.

Sadly, instead I have to finish something really fast so I can run home and check my mailbox. nerrrrrvous :scared: And perpetuating misinformation is anathema to me anyways. I guess I won't. (or will I? muahaha)

Good luck!!!!!!! Let us know if (I mean WHEN) it's good news!
 
hahaha!

I am really tempted to go troll that forum now. I could even create a pregnant character for myself with an elaborate backstory, questionable scientific education, and many personality flaws which would remain consistent throughout my posts.

Sadly, instead I have to finish something really fast so I can run home and check my mailbox. nerrrrrvous :scared: And perpetuating misinformation is anathema to me anyways. I guess I won't. (or will I? muahaha)

Oh, the possibilities... a poll for taking prenatals orally or by suppository... a male transexual asking if he's pregnant.... it's almost too good.
 
God bless smart phones. I'm in need of some SDN banter.
 
He probably saw the huge envelope and decided to stop by the market and get you a congratulatory balloon bouquet. :hardy:

👍 Perhaps he's rounding up his mailman friends so they can present your letter as a barbershop quartet singing telegram.
 
👍 Perhaps he's rounding up his mailman friends so they can present your letter as a barbershop quartet singing telegram.

You got in!
Yes you got in!
We're here to tell that you've gotten in!
You've gotten in!
You must have done it when you wrote an awesome secondary!
Or maybe your interview was just legendary!
It isn't clear!
But what we're certain of is you got in!
Yes you got in!
Not waitlisted but totally in!
You must get the gist that this is not a waitlist!
But totally in!
Not waitlisted but totally in!
Not waitlisted but totally in!
*Bass singer* I'm sorry we don't have a scholarship offer too...
Buuuuut you're in!
You're totally iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

^ Yes, this is totally set to the same melody as "You've Got AIDS!" from Family Guy. This took me 15 minutes to make sure I got the number of syllables right.
 
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You got in!
Yes you got in!
We're here to tell that you've gotten in!
You've gotten in!
You must have done it when you wrote an awesome secondary!
Or maybe your interview was that legendary!
It isn't clear!
But what we're certain of is you got in!
Yes you got in!
Not waitlisted but totally in!
You must get the gist that this is not a waitlist!
But totally in!
Not waitlisted but totally in!
Not waitlisted but totally in!
*Bass singer* I'm sorry we don't have a scholarship offer too...
Buuuuut you're in!
You're totally iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

^ Yes, this is totally set to the same melody as "You've Got AIDS!" from Family Guy. This took me 15 minutes to make sure I got the number of syllables right.

This post makes me happy. 😀
 
You got in!
Yes you got in!
We're here to tell that you've gotten in!
You've gotten in!
You must have done it when you wrote an awesome secondary!
Or maybe your interview was that legendary!
It isn't clear!
But what we're certain of is you got in!
Yes you got in!
Not waitlisted but totally in!
You must get the gist that this is not a waitlist!
But totally in!
Not waitlisted but totally in!
Not waitlisted but totally in!
*Bass singer* I'm sorry we don't have a scholarship offer too...
Buuuuut you're in!
You're totally iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

^ Yes, this is totally set to the same melody as "You've Got AIDS!" from Family Guy. This took me 15 minutes to make sure I got the number of syllables right.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Love it!
 
you guys...if i dont get in after all this... -_-

but yeah every time someone in this thread gets in, we should post that song. Thumbsup to gc 😀
 
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way too much free time.

This is true. I need medical school.


... though you'll notice by the time between GC's lyrics post and mine - it really only took me about 20-30 minutes. 🙂
 
Wow 😱 I guess I need to dust off that worship smiley already

That was awesome!!!!! And it makes me feel warm and fuzzy. Thanks, goldenwest!

Now I just need to wait for tomorrow's mail, although I'm still not sure why it wasnt in today's mail, seeing as it was mailed on Friday and only had to travel 200 miles over the next 3 days...btw do you guys want to know why today's mail wasn't there? My mom collected it on her way out of the house and carried it around with her to all her errands and then carried it back in the house when she was finished hours later. Instead of just waiting to collect it until she was done with everything. I almost had a nervous breakdown and all she said was "oopsies" hahaha...:lame:
 
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btw do you guys want to know why today's mail wasn't there? My mom collected it on her way out of the house and carried it around with her to all her errands and then carried it back in the house when she was finished hours later. Instead of just waiting to collect it until she was done with everything. I almost had a nervous breakdown and all she said was "oopsies" hahaha...:lame:

Haha. I do that sometimes when I really am excited about what could potentially be in the mail, which is pretty much never these days.
 
there are few things more satisfying than making people throw up from running so much.
 
Did the munchkins you coach invoke the wrath of Cliff?
they really did it to themselves. they missed their free throws at the end of practice, and basically if they make them we just run a little, but if they miss them we run a lot. well, they didnt make them. :meanie:
 
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