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Can't believe I missed the 9001st post, I wanted to be the one who had the first post OVER 9000!!!

anyways, I was going to get started on my personal statement but I left my USB drive at home and now I'm at the schools computer lab doing nothing waiting for traffic to die down so I can go home and do nothing there.

So what's up with you guys?
 
SilentSoldier said:
Can't believe I missed the 9001st post, I wanted to be the one who had the first post OVER 9000!!!

anyways, I was going to get started on my personal statement but I left my USB drive at home and now I'm at the schools computer lab doing nothing waiting for traffic to die down so I can go home and do nothing there.

So what's up with you guys?
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Debating over BU's optional essay, answering student emails, trolling here, and on gchat using my laptop, desktop, and phone.

I feel a bit pathetic right now. Sitting in my pjs doesn't help either.

UGH AND ITS GONNA BE CROWDED AT 24 HOUR FITNESS TONIGHT and the machines are gonna be broken gaaaaaahahhhhh 😡😡😡
 
nadaba said:
n3xa, who's in your avatar?
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I was wondering the same thing.

I'm currently deciding what to wear when I shadow tomorrow. I usually have black dress pants, but forgot them at home when I left for my REU. Would a black pencil skirt be appropriate if it sits slightly above the knee? Men feel free to refrain from answering...
 
Buttermellow said:
I'm currently deciding what to wear when I shadow tomorrow. I usually have black dress pants, but forgot them at home when I left for my REU. Would a black pencil skirt be appropriate if it sits slightly above the knee? Men feel free to refrain from answering...
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🙁
 
Buttermellow said:
I was wondering the same thing.

I'm currently deciding what to wear when I shadow tomorrow. I usually have black dress pants, but forgot them at home when I left for my REU. Would a black pencil skirt be appropriate if it sits slightly above the knee? Men feel free to refrain from answering...
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what, why? Who better to ask how you should look than a member of the opposite sex?
 
nadaba said:
n3xa, who's in your avatar?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhonda_Pearlman


NSFW language and a bare bottom OMG PARTIAL NUDITY
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Whatyousay said:
Go get that butt exercise.
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datass.jpg

Buttermellow said:
I was wondering the same thing.

I'm currently deciding what to wear when I shadow tomorrow. I usually have black dress pants, but forgot them at home when I left for my REU. Would a black pencil skirt be appropriate if it sits slightly above the knee? Men feel free to refrain from answering...
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Wear pantyhose. Should be fine. TTIWWOP. :laugh:
 
n3xa said:
Debating over BU's optional essay, answering student emails, trolling here, and on gchat using my laptop, desktop, and phone.
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As regards the BU essay, simply write "I acknowledge the existence of this prompt and vacant text field, a beautiful blank canvas over which I'd love nothing more than to effuse my deepest thoughts and most harrowing tribulations. Unfortunately, I am a rather simplistic individual, and the remainder of this application should sufficiently encapsulate all my accomplishments and character attributes. Please note that it is not for lack of effort, or of a genuine interest in your institution, that I write nothing save this rambling blurb. I simply have nothing refreshing to say. Go terriers! Also, some of the other applicants have been talking about kicking puppies. FYI."
 
Buttermellow said:
You make a convincing argument 🙄

So what would you have me wear? Do tell 🙂
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Seeing as how you're from Missouri, I think you'd be most comfortable in a straw hat and overalls. If you want to play the cleavage angle, no long johns are required under the overalls.


J/k... sorta (I'm from Kansas).
 
In seriousness, though, I'd just ask the physician you'll be shadowing what sort of attire he or she recommends.
 
Buttermellow said:
If I dressed according to what the opposite sex thought, I might be kicked out of the hospital...



Nude or Black?
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You don't trust us enough to be able to dress you in something professional and sexy? They aren't mutually exclusive you know.
 
BHaus9 said:
Seeing as how you're from Missouri, I think you'd be most comfortable in a straw hat and overalls. If you want to play the cleavage angle, no long johns are required under the overalls.


J/k... sorta (I'm from Kansas).
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:laugh: I'm originally from Colorado so I feel like I can always make Missouri hillbilly jokes.
 
SilentSoldier said:
You don't trust us enough to be able to dress you in something professional and sexy? They aren't mutually exclusive you know.
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^

For the record, I tried to find an appropriate image to accompany this statement, but googling "slutty secretary" was probably not the best idea considering I'm not on my home network. What's even more disturbing is that as soon as I keyed out the letters "s-l-u-t-t-y" the first recommendation google search gave me was "slutty prom dresses." Kids these days.
 
SilentSoldier said:
You don't trust us enough to be able to dress you in something professional and sexy? They aren't mutually exclusive you know.
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I guess I based that upon the fact that if I asked my brother to pick an outfit for me I don't think I would end up looking too good.
 
BHaus9 said:
^

For the record, I tried to find an appropriate image to accompany this statement, but googling "slutty secretary" was probably not the best idea considering I'm not on my home network. What's even more disturbing is that as soon as I keyed out the letters "s-l-u-t-t-y" the first recommendation google search gave me was "slutty prom dresses." Kids these days.
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I googled "sexy hillbilly" and came up with this:
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BHaus9 said:
^

For the record, I tried to find an appropriate image to accompany this statement, but googling "slutty secretary" was probably not the best idea considering I'm not on my home network. What's even more disturbing is that as soon as I keyed out the letters "s-l-u-t-t-y" the first recommendation google search gave me was "slutty prom dresses." Kids these days.
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Did you get the old pregnant prom dress with the hole cut out to let the preggers belly show?
 
blizzah said:
Rhonda from the wire.

I don't really like her. (Her rack isn't bad though 😛)

Ahh ninjad
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Redheads aren't your thing, eh?

BHaus9 said:
As regards the BU essay, simply write "I acknowledge the existence of this prompt and vacant text field, a beautiful blank canvas over which I'd love nothing more than to effuse my deepest thoughts and most harrowing tribulations. Unfortunately, I am a rather simplistic individual, and the remainder of this application should sufficiently encapsulate all my accomplishments and character attributes. Please note that it is not for lack of effort, or of a genuine interest in your institution, that I write nothing save this rambling blurb."
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BU is kewl beans. That's about it. Kthnx.

I would have to pay someone to write like that^^ for me.
 
BHaus9 said:
^

For the record, I tried to find an appropriate image to accompany this statement, but googling "slutty secretary" was probably not the best idea considering I'm not on my home network. What's even more disturbing is that as soon as I keyed out the letters "s-l-u-t-t-y" the first recommendation google search gave me was "slutty prom dresses." Kids these days.
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These days? Oh many you obviously haven't been to a California prom. People were dressing slutty for those things since I was in high school.
 
SilentSoldier said:
These days? Oh many you obviously haven't been to a California prom. People were dressing slutty for those things since I was in high school.
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All the cheerleaders took mdma and did the whole OMG Y ARENT WE FRIENDS UR SOOOO NIIIICE routine at about... 11:30.

🙄
 
Whatyousay said:
I'll be honest, I skipped mine. Just seemed like a hassle.
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in other words, you couldn't find a date. don't worry, that was in the past. I'm sure you're such a ladykiller now.

n3xa said:
All the cheerleaders took mdma and did the whole OMG Y ARENT WE FRIENDS UR SOOOO NIIIICE routine at about... 11:30.

🙄
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Wow, no drugs at my prom, well alcohol is considered a drug. But nothing crazy like that.
 
SilentSoldier said:
in other words, you couldn't find a date. don't worry, that was in the past. I'm sure you're such a ladykiller now.
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lololololololol

I'll admit, there was an underlying reason why I skipped (in addition to the whole thing being a pain in the a**), but it seems so sad in retrospect that I can't bring myself to discuss it :laugh:
 
Whatyousay said:
lololololololol

I'll admit, there was an underlying reason why I skipped (in addition to the whole thing being a pain in the a**), but it seems so sad in retrospect that I can't bring myself to discuss it :laugh:
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that was harsh, though
 
SilentSoldier said:
Wow, no drugs at my prom, well alcohol is considered a drug. But nothing crazy like that.
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The first big hint was wearing sunglasses inside the place, which was dark as hell *cue old 80s track*

Then the jaw clenching they tried to hide with their gum chewing

Then in the bathroom when they were fixing their makeup their pupils were the size of dinnerplates

:laugh:
 
Whatyousay said:
lololololololol

I'll admit, there was an underlying reason why I skipped (in addition to the whole thing being a pain in the a**), but it seems so sad in retrospect that I can't bring myself to discuss it :laugh:
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got the tux dirty?
date was a relative?
overweight?
awkward transition phase from frumpy to studly?
got lost and missed out on way there?
partied to hard before hand in an effort to be cool?

Did I get it?
BHaus9 said:
sad-panda-because-v4.jpg


that was harsh, though
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Me harsh? You're way worse that I am
 
SilentSoldier said:
got the tux dirty?
date was a relative?
overweight?
awkward transition phase from frumpy to studly?
got lost and missed out on way there?
partied to hard before hand in an effort to be cool?

Did I get it?


Me harsh? You're way worse that I am
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I crush faces, not souls
 
SilentSoldier said:
got the tux dirty? I can't afford that!
date was a relative? I wish I had relatives
overweight? I wish I could gain weight
awkward transition phase from frumpy to studly? Always super studly 😎
got lost and missed out on way there? My sense of direction sucks, I won't lie
partied to hard before hand in an effort to be cool? The cool kids don't pre-party!

Did I get it?
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You'll have to be pretty damn clairvoyant to figure it out :meanie:
 
A man to another man: Women are crazy, man!


How would a dog say the same thing to another dog?



Bitches be crazy, dog!
 
Whatyousay said:
Oh come on, that's too easy!



Good thing you said that while the women are away

😏
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lol.. me and a buddy were having this weird conversation about his GF.. and he said women are crazy.. then.. me being partially sleepy thought it would be funny if we were dogs and dogs could talk in English, lol.
 
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