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The worst part about being the chair is that people are constantly sitting on you. I'm like WTF, BRO?
 
You make it sound like a lifestyle. :laugh:

oh, it is. paradoxically, the harder you try to be awkward, the more the awkwardness is negated. it's like when you fall down on the sidewalk and pre-empt any snickers by immediately drawing everyone's attention to the situation by yelling "WHOA! THAT WAS SMOOTH!"
 
Waste liver/brain cells getting ridiculously drunk

Waste more money to get drunk in a hotel room


Not a waste if someone enjoyed it.

I don't enjoy those activities, so they were a waste to me. You're right in that the majority of my class didn't consider it a waste. :laugh:
 
Prom was great,
took my hot teacher's hot sister
Had this banging white tux
My dad was our chauffeur so I didn't spend money on a limo (he used the Expedition)
I'm great at co-ed dancing 😎

the only thing that could've made it perfect was the whole cliche of doing it, but with it being a teacher's relative I didn't think that would be such a good idea

Sorry that most of your guys' proms were either terrible or non-existent.
 
oh, it is. paradoxically, the harder you try to be awkward, the more the awkwardness is negated. it's like when you fall down on the sidewalk and pre-empt any snickers by immediately drawing everyone's attention to the situation by yelling "WHOA! THAT WAS SMOOTH!"

You actually have a point. That's a first. *meanie*
 
Waste liver/brain cells getting ridiculously drunk

Waste more money to get drunk in a hotel room


Not a waste if someone enjoyed it.

This, spending money to get drunk is never a waste. And my liver cells are long overdue for a beating.
 
Prom was great,
took my hot teacher's hot sister
Had this banging white tux
My dad was our chauffeur so I didn't spend money on a limo (he used the Expedition)
I'm great at co-ed dancing 😎

the only thing that could've made it perfect was the whole cliche of doing it, but with it being a teacher's relative I didn't think that would be such a good idea

Sorry that most of your guys' proms were either terrible or non-existent.

How did that happen?
 
Dunkaroos and Mondo Juice. You can bring your own flask.... for the DEVIL'S ELIXIR, BOOOOOO

Make it Handi Snacks and Capri Sun's and you've got yourselves a party.
 
he failed to mention that that hot teacher was his mother... which means... yeah

My mother is not a teacher, thanks for trying though please come again.

Well I'll cover the drinks. I will get you all loaded.

👍
still have yet to get drunk post MCAT so could we make this happen sooner rather than later.
 
Fo sho. That's currently the name of my men's league basketball team.



Handi Snacks are lame as hell. Frosting vs. sketchy cheese powder??? And what was with that red stick? Honestly....

:laugh: I used my finger to spread the cheese as a kid.
 
:laugh: I used my finger to spread the cheese as a kid.

Exactly! Just as efficient. That little plastic piece was only good for cutting your mouth, and set you up for a letdown by creating a deceptive flash of color to contrast with an otherwise bland snack.
 
Exactly! Just as efficient. That little plastic piece was only good for cutting your mouth, and set you up for a letdown by creating a deceptive flash of color to contrast with an otherwise bland snack.

This happened to me once. 🙁 Never used that stick again.
 
Fo sho. That's currently the name of my men's league basketball team.



Handi Snacks are lame as hell. Frosting vs. sketchy cheese powder??? And what was with that red stick? Honestly....

Fine, you get your dunkaroos as long as we can get Capri Suns. Don't want none of that Mondo Juice bs
 
Fine, you get your dunkaroos as long as we can get Capri Suns. Don't want none of that Mondo Juice bs

I love dunkaroos and capri sun, so this sounds perfect to me. But I definitely want some fruit by the foot, too.
 
Fine, you get your dunkaroos as long as we can get Capri Suns. Don't want none of that Mondo Juice bs

Fine. It's not that I dislike the taste. It was always more the packaging size. Even at the age of ten, I was always left needing more fluid.
 
Exactly! Just as efficient. That little plastic piece was only good for cutting your mouth, and set you up for a letdown by creating a deceptive flash of color to contrast with an otherwise bland snack.

I always thought it was pretty obvious that you didn't eat the red stick..
 
I always thought it was pretty obvious that you didn't eat the red stick..

duh. but there was always more cheese than cracker, right? and how else were you gonna get the leftovers into your mouthhole?
 
Fine. It's not that I dislike the taste. It was always more the packaging size. Even at the age of ten, I was always left needing more fluid.

there's a really raunchy joke just waiting to be made here
 
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