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All this resentment. I was going to chair a 2016'ers promenade, but there goes THAT idea.
Don't let them bring you down. I will attend BHaus.
All this resentment. I was going to chair a 2016'ers promenade, but there goes THAT idea.
All this resentment. I was going to chair a 2016'ers promenade, but there goes THAT idea.
More awkward, hence more fun. You have to embrace the awkward. Live it. Breathe it. Become it.
You make it sound like a lifestyle.![]()
The worst part about being the chair is that people are constantly sitting on you. I'm like WTF, BRO?
Waste liver/brain cells getting ridiculously drunk
Waste more money to get drunk in a hotel room
Not a waste if someone enjoyed it.
Don't let them bring you down. I will attend BHaus.
oh, it is. paradoxically, the harder you try to be awkward, the more the awkwardness is negated. it's like when you fall down on the sidewalk and pre-empt any snickers by immediately drawing everyone's attention to the situation by yelling "WHOA! THAT WAS SMOOTH!"
Waste liver/brain cells getting ridiculously drunk
Waste more money to get drunk in a hotel room
Not a waste if someone enjoyed it.
Don't let them bring you down. I will attend BHaus.
Prom was great,
took my hot teacher's hot sister
Had this banging white tux
My dad was our chauffeur so I didn't spend money on a limo (he used the Expedition)
I'm great at co-ed dancing 😎
the only thing that could've made it perfect was the whole cliche of doing it, but with it being a teacher's relative I didn't think that would be such a good idea
Sorry that most of your guys' proms were either terrible or non-existent.
So will I, just as long as food and drinks are provided.
So will I, just as long as food and drinks are provided.
How did that happen?
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Dunkaroos and Mondo Juice. You can bring your own flask.... for the DEVIL'S ELIXIR, BOOOOOO
Dunkaroos and Mondo Juice. You can bring your own flask.... for the DEVIL'S ELIXIR, BOOOOOO
How did that happen?
So will I, just as long as food and drinks are provided.
👍 I hope this means you went with the PS I wrote?
Well I'll cover the drinks. I will get you all loaded.
he failed to mention that that hot teacher was his mother... which means... yeah
👍 x a lot
I love dunkaroos.
Make it Handi Snacks and Capri Sun's and you've got yourselves a party.
I've never been drunk before... maybe it's about time 😳
he failed to mention that that hot teacher was his mother... which means... yeah
Well I'll cover the drinks. I will get you all loaded.
Fo sho. That's currently the name of my men's league basketball team.
Handi Snacks are lame as hell. Frosting vs. sketchy cheese powder??? And what was with that red stick? Honestly....
My mother is not a teacher, thanks for trying though please come again.
Make it Handi Snacks and Capri Sun's and you've got yourselves a party.
Me neither.
I used my finger to spread the cheese as a kid.
Awesome, we can lose our drunk virginity together. Wait, that doesn't sound right....
I used my finger to spread the cheese as a kid.
Exactly! Just as efficient. That little plastic piece was only good for cutting your mouth, and set you up for a letdown by creating a deceptive flash of color to contrast with an otherwise bland snack.
Fo sho. That's currently the name of my men's league basketball team.
Handi Snacks are lame as hell. Frosting vs. sketchy cheese powder??? And what was with that red stick? Honestly....
Fine, you get your dunkaroos as long as we can get Capri Suns. Don't want none of that Mondo Juice bs
Fine, you get your dunkaroos as long as we can get Capri Suns. Don't want none of that Mondo Juice bs
I've never been drunk before... maybe it's about time 😳
Me neither.
I love dunkaroos and capri sun, so this sounds perfect to me. But I definitely want some fruit by the foot, too.
Exactly! Just as efficient. That little plastic piece was only good for cutting your mouth, and set you up for a letdown by creating a deceptive flash of color to contrast with an otherwise bland snack.
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I always thought it was pretty obvious that you didn't eat the red stick..
i love dunkaroos and capri sun, so this sounds perfect to me. But i definitely want some fruit by the foot, too.
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Okay!!!! Okay!!! BUT THAT'S IT!!!!
... oh, and gushers.
Fine. It's not that I dislike the taste. It was always more the packaging size. Even at the age of ten, I was always left needing more fluid.
there's a really raunchy joke just waiting to be made here