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SilentSoldier said:
Sounds like a song.... a specific song about why certain things didn't happen.
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too obvious? for the benefit of anyone unawares:
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw[/YOUTUBE]

TheMightySmiter said:
Love doesn't take long to finish at all. Just ask my ex-boyfriend.
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He said LABOR takes a long time. You'd know that if your boyfriend hadn't worn a condom. Satan wants your babies not to get borned.

EDIT: Easily the best inadvertent top post of all time. #6?
 
BHaus9 said:
He said LABOR takes a long time. You'd know that if your boyfriend hadn't worn a condom. Satan wants your babies not to get borned.
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I don't want them to get borned either, so it sounds like Satan and I have something we can agree upon.



Here's another awesome song about getting high.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtoXQ8Q6J-w[/YOUTUBE]
 
YES
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55gmAtakjJ4[/YOUTUBE]
 
BHaus9 said:
too obvious? for the benefit of anyone unawares:
[YOUTUBE]WeYsTmIzjkw[/YOUTUBE]
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Yes, that was such an awesome song too. I'm surprised that you and I were the only ones that got it. I guess these people are too busy filling out secondaries and achieving something with their lives
 
SilentSoldier said:
Yes, that was such an awesome song too. I'm surprised that you and I were the only ones that got it. I guess these people are too busy filling out secondaries and achieving something with their lives
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I knew it the whole time, but, yes, I am doing a secondary right now 😎.
 
BHaus9 said:
You, sir, are a Turkish mudburglar of the highest order.
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Haters gonna hate. If it makes you feel better, I have written NOTHING all weekend long up to this point. I'm playing catch up right now.
 
SteveJMarist said:
Haters gonna hate. If it makes you feel better, I have written NOTHING all weekend long up to this point. I'm playing catch up right now.
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I was at the zoo two weekends ago when I should have been writing my PS. Go figure, after all these years, chimpanzees still smell like ass. They had an African elephant begging for its food, though, and as pathetic as it was, some of the tricks it performed were really quite amazing. I didn't know that elephants could kneel.
 
but in all seriousness, if i finish my ps by tomorrow, who will read it? it's a rich, unfiltered brew, straight from the conscious mind of bhaus9
 
TheMightySmiter said:
Love doesn't take long to finish at all. Just ask my ex-boyfriend.
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Really? Cause he took FORRREVERRRRRRRRRRR

I'm finishing up the second season of the wire and trying to bang out a secondary before working out the brefffffast I ate this morning. 🙁 Carbsssssssss 😍
 
BHaus9 said:
but in all seriousness, if i finish my ps by tomorrow, who will read it? it's a rich, unfiltered brew, straight from the conscious mind of bhaus9
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Sounds like a Venti Double Americano to me.
 
n3xa said:
Really? Cause he took FORRREVERRRRRRRRRRR

I'm finishing up the second season of the wire and trying to bang out a secondary before working out the brefffffast I ate this morning. 🙁 Carbsssssssss 😍
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I have been pigging out the last month so I can punish myself with workouts and secondaries after my mcat. Something to take the edge off I guess sigh
 
BHaus9 said:
I was at the zoo two weekends ago when I should have been writing my PS. Go figure, after all these years, chimpanzees still smell like ass. They had an African elephant begging for its food, though, and as pathetic as it was, some of the tricks it performed were really quite amazing. I didn't know that elephants could kneel.
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This whole post is LOL.

n3xa said:
Really? Cause he took FORRREVERRRRRRRRRRR
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You have experience with her ex bf?
 
BHaus9 said:
but in all seriousness, if i finish my ps by tomorrow, who will read it? it's a rich, unfiltered brew, straight from the conscious mind of bhaus9
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Sounds like a long-winded, nearly unintelligible mass of drivel, with a nice, smooth finish.

I'll read it.
 
BHaus9 said:
but in all seriousness, if i finish my ps by tomorrow, who will read it? it's a rich, unfiltered brew, straight from the conscious mind of bhaus9
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I can, but it might take me a few days to get back to you.

My qualifications: able to open a starburst in my mouth, do occasional work as a stunt woman, and wrote the Harry Potter series. No, it wasn't J.K. Rowling.
 
phnerd1105 said:
I can, but it might take me a few days to get back to you.

My qualifications: able to open a starburst in my mouth, do occasional work as a stunt woman, and wrote the Harry Potter series. No, it wasn't J.K. Rowling.
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:eyebrow:

Go on...
 
phnerd1105 said:
I can, but it might take me a few days to get back to you.

My qualifications: able to open a starburst in my mouth, do occasional work as a stunt woman, and wrote the Harry Potter series. No, it wasn't J.K. Rowling.
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Damn, I guess that makes you the one person on this earth who's actually unqualified to make recommendations about what constitutes good literature.
 
BHaus9 said:
Damn, I guess that makes you the one person on this earth who's actually unqualified to make recommendations about what constitutes good literature.
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Owned.

Not a Potter fanboy, I take it.
 
BHaus9 said:
Damn, I guess that makes you the one person on this earth who's actually unqualified to make recommendations about what constitutes good literature.
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oh no you di'nt!!
 
BHaus9 said:
Damn, I guess that makes you the one person on this earth who's actually unqualified to make recommendations about what constitutes good literature.
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It also makes you someone whose PS I will not read.
 
BHaus9 said:
Damn, I guess that makes you the one person on this earth who's actually unqualified to make recommendations about what constitutes good literature.
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Wow, I was just about to offer to read your PS but now I don't think we'll be speaking again. Ever.
 
Ah just finished and submitted the TCMC secondary. That thing was a BEAST! Six essays...
 
I have lots of movies on my DVR that I need to watch. Will probably watch Shawshank Redemption tonight.
 
SteveJMarist said:
Also, LOTR > Harry Potter. Just sayin'.
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👍 x 10000

i like to think when i read. i like stories with a message, and authors who have greater mastery of the english language than your typical third-grader
 
mulzstl said:
I have been pigging out the last month so I can punish myself with workouts and secondaries after my mcat. Something to take the edge off I guess sigh
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🙁 Just try to sneak some veggies/fruit in there and you should be ok. Good luck with the mcat!

SteveJMarist said:
You have experience with her ex bf?
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Oh yeah it's on redtube and all...












....lololololol jkjk I didn't even realize she was a she. :laugh:
 
Watched super 8 today. ehhh.

Trailer for HP looked good, but whats the point of having a trailer if people will see the movie anyways regardless.
 
n3xa said:
Oh yeah it's on redtube and all...












....lololololol jkjk I didn't even realize she was a she. :laugh:
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so you thought you were "converting" someone's gay lover?

and shame on you! you and smiter are now the only two people in this thread to have made explicit references to pornographic materials
 
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