Also, I heart my upperclassmen:
""Hey new M1s!
We (old M1s) have our final test tomorrow and are having our end of the year party tomorrow night and would love for y'all to come! The dress is "Casual Cocktail," basically dressy, because we wanted an excuse to dress up, but if you don't want to get too dressy, thats totally fine. Not the point. The point is we are celebrating being done with the first year and want y'all to come, too!
Its at . . . [X] . . . If you're coming from downtown, there's a trolley that stops out front. There's also a parking lot if you want to drive. Party starts at 9:00 pm and will probably last until we run out of free alcohol.
We'll have 2 kegs, the first 100 well drinks are free and there's a special on fireball shots.
It's free for y'all, so there's really no excuse to not come have an awesome time!
Hope to see you there! Let me know if you have any questions."
My literal response? "Free EtOH!?!? Count me in!"