Didn't get Accepted--Because I got HIGH

[LizardKing]

I was going to med school
until I got high
Finished my applications
but then I got high
Didn't get accepted
And I know why, yea-ay!
Cause I got high, cause got high, because I got high

I went to the interview
before I got high
I had my **** together
but then I got high
I humped my own chair
and I know why, yea-ay!
Cause I got high, cause got high, because I got high
Lalaladadadap
Go the next one...

I was gonna write another verse
but then I got high
Don't know what to say
because I got high
I'm babbling 'bout nothing
and I know why, yea-ay!
Finish it for me, baby

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[choker]

LOL-

i make it a rule never to smoke for at least 1 week before my interviews, just to get my head straight. but then i get antsy and nervous and have trouble sleeping the night before. oh well.

i do have an interview coming up for a school that i was considering withdrawing from, and thought it would at least make a great story if i went high.

-peash

 

[locitamd]

Just pissed myself. Had to turn on Afroman cause of ya. Mad rhyming skills LizardKing!

 

[GoatBoy]

I dont find this to be too funny because it really happened. I went into the interviewers office and well, basically I urinated on his desk.
I was just in the middle of my why I want to be a doctor answer when he interupted me and asked me if I had smoked up before I came in.
So I got up and said "I am deeply offended by these wild allegations. If you think I am high, you can take this" then I got up and pissed on his desk. And as I stormed out I turned around and said "Bitch!"

 

[LizardKing]

Yea! I'm finally a senior member!!

 

[Badgerbabe]

SO FUNNY, LizardKing!!!

 

[Scooby Doo]

HAHA

Oh yea!

 

[Ceelo]

Originally posted by LizardKing:
•Yea! I'm finally a senior member!!•••

yeah, i just became a senior member today, too. congrats. i'm getting wasted tonite...

...and maybe i'll get high too

 

[nitemagi]

DUDE!!! SWEEET!!

 

[Atlas]

I have to post a reply to this message!!!! WOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! WWOAHAOAHAHA@!!!! That is the best song EVER!!!! I like your version better than what they play on the radio!! It's more "applicable" to our situation. Great song. Gave me some good laughs. Thanks.

 

[Original]

Stop smoking that stuff men!

 

[Maple]

I hope I am not the only person who did not find this thread entertaining or enjoyable!

 

[LizardKing]

Originally posted by maple:
•I hope I am not the only person who did not find this thread entertaining or enjoyable! •••

Because you're not high!

 

[leorl]

LOLOLOL! HA!!! LizardKing, that's great and the most amusing take on Afroman I've ever heard. Well how creative, damnit you should get medical acceptance just based on that!

I'm getting wasted tonight as well!

 

[quake]

Maple, neither did I. I didn't think it was funny and I was totally surprised to find out that everybosy thought it was hilarious. my guess is you have to know the original song to find it funny. O well....