DMU................Self-proclaimed Super Geniuses

[cremaster2007]

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I may have to go to the adult used video section of blockbuster then.......dmak is your video still there............I can't pay attention in nutrition is that bad??? I mean I think can tell if someone is healthy by talking/looking at them.......oh yeah and if I need to do a blood test to diagnose obesity I better be blind and have lost all feelings in my hands and or feet. 😉 That was for your bed............around dmak. TTTTTTTooook eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr jobs.

 

[Portier]

Who cares about nutrition?
Gimme' another 2 big macks and 3 shakes....

I think Em should dance a jig up there...a little shakey shakey

In my VAST medical experience, I think that you all should be listening to me talk about DMAK's cracker eating habits...that is to say he ate 4 boxes

...and unicorn thyroid is a delicacy in Louisiana....except our unicorn looks a bit like an aligator with a mopstick tied to its head, and we eat it's tail, not its neck.

 

[Portier]

I mean I think can tell if someone is healthy by talking/looking at them.......oh yeah and if I need to do a blood test to diagnose obesity I better be blind and have lost all feelings in my hands and or feet. 😉

Fat people need lovin', too!

That's what the Marines say.

Remember whole milk and bologna is cheaper than lowfat food. Poor people get to eat all the good stuff!

Gimme' a raw steak!

 

[Dartos Vader]

Fat people need lovin', too!

That's what the Marines say.

Remember whole milk and bologna is cheaper than lowfat food. Poor people get to eat all the good stuff!

Gimme' a raw steak!

Portier needs a hot beef injection, STAT!!

 

[Portier]

High Velocity Protein Supplement for Felix ASAP 👍

 

[Astroglide User]

#1
Outside: My love burns for you.

Inside: Sorry about that. If you can't afford the cream I'll help pay for it.

#2
Outside:Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your hair is golden...

Inside: Do you swallow?

#3
Outside: We met under the stars, made love in the grass...

Inside: Well, see ya later.

#4
Outside: Darling, I have feelings for you that I've never had before in my life.

Inside: So, what's your name again?

 

[luckystar]

I love skipping class and going to super target. Then following that up with some shopping online with daddy's credit card. Suh-weet!

 

[Queen Bee]

I love skipping class and going to super target. Then following that up with some shopping online with daddy's credit card. Suh-weet!

I love when you call me daddy lucky, even if I have to max out my credit to get it. Why doncha buy us a new parcheesi set while you're at it. Daddy's comin home tonight!

 

[Astroglide User]

Tonight the cremaster and i went on a date to champs and ate a spreadbury full of beef, fries, and beer. because that was not enough for two happily growing boy lovers, we decided to hit up Cold Stone for some of that oh so healthy ice cream. much to my surprise the establishment employees a rather foxy female who has "trampy-whoare" written all over her ice cream scoop. she sounded soooooo dirty when she said "how may i help you?"

that's all that happend with the cremaster. everyone be extra nice to him because he is having a rough week.....jane kicks his ass on the pharm test....elementary scools get out before we get out school....and that garbage bag he used to date proved to be a total scandelous whoare.

 

[cremaster2007]

The truth to astroglides story was we stood in line. A nice 14 year old girl who clearly loved her job said "how may I help you?" I looked at astro and said she wants to know what icecream you want. He then looked at me again and I said ICECREAM. Then I told him she was not a prime number so she was off limits. He then told me she was dirty and wanted it after he got his ice cream. Thank god that she wasn't a prime number or I would be trying to bail his a** out of jail..............😉 😛

 

[cremaster2007]

Hot beef injections stat are used only in the most dire of emergencies...........in portier's case late at night when he thinks nobody knows he is at the "Garden" --- that is a bar for those of you who don't know.....a special bar.

 

[Astroglide User]

the man has a point. i seemed to stretch the story in my favor back there, but that is what guys do.

'money talks...but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk...as long as i can have you here with me...i'd much rather be forever in blue jeans."

we have to give credit where credit is due. Neil diamond - you are my hero, and i love you. no other man has made me moisten up inside just by saying "commmminnnn' yeahhhhh hawwwwww!!!!!!"

 

[cremaster2007]

Dejan "The Genocide" Maksimovic
Jane "The Hong Kong Flu" Ho
Mike "The Polish Pounder" Burchett
Felix "The Hummer" Widlacki

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Tonight the cremaster and i went on a date to champs and ate a spreadbury full of beef, fries, and beer. because that was not enough for two happily growing boy lovers, we decided to hit up Cold Stone for some of that oh so healthy ice cream. much to my surprise the establishment employees a rather foxy female who has "trampy-whoare" written all over her ice cream scoop. she sounded soooooo dirty when she said "how may i help you?"

that's all that happend with the cremaster. everyone be extra nice to him because he is having a rough week.....jane kicks his ass on the pharm test....elementary scools get out before we get out school....and that garbage bag he used to date proved to be a total scandelous whoare.

Those burgers are freakin great.....and Cold Stone only gets better with hot teenagers filling the cones.

What he forgot to add was later that night.....cremaster and astroglide practiced making babies on eachother.....wink 😉

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

I think a viewing of Saving Silverman is in order. COMMMMMIIIINNNN AAA YEEEEAAAAEEEEYAAAAAA

 

[cremaster2007]

anything right now would be better than fistulated appendex pooping disorder..............cooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmin aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa haw

 

[Portier]

"they measured this by runing a probe up the rectum and checking motility responses."

😡

 

[cremaster2007]

I do it.............and I do it well.................with whoever is willing...............wink 😉

 

[Portier]

anything right now would be better than fistulated appendex pooping disorder..............cooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmin aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa haw

Fecolith......

"Stuffed a baloon up the rectum....inflated it....asked whether experienced pain."

🙁
Rectosigmoid Balloon volume versus % repoted pain graph.....

Cremaster, you can now make more money by participating in studies.

 

[cremaster2007]

Portier your face was wrong you would be like this 👍 🙂 😀 😱 🙂

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Dejan "The Genocide" Maksimovic
Jane "The Hong Kong Flu" Ho
Mike "The Polish Pounder" Burchett
Felix "The Hummer" Widlacki

Good....but we can do better.

Dejan "Use me for rectal medical experiments" Maksimovic
Jane "No matter what Cliff Houseman does I will always dominate you" Ho
Mike "Prime Number Teen Muncher" Burchett
Felix "I would be the guy with the 'I DIG FATCHICKS' shirt if my wife wasn't so hot and I didn't have a kid" Widlacki
Cliff "I like bench pressing Buicks" Houseman........you tough SOB.

dmak

 

[Portier]

I don't get a nickname since I sit down front? Is that the problem? 🙁

Ray "Always left out 'till Jane calls at the last second" Portier

I'm gonna' have to find new friends to ignore me soon... 😳

 

[cremaster2007]

Don't forget.........



Ray "I'm forty and single and a member of the military wink 😉 " Portier

and

Dave "I sit by you guys in the bad row cause I actually am smarter than all of you (except jane) and it makes me feel better about myself" Puls

 

[Dartos Vader]

I think a viewing of Saving Silverman is in order. COMMMMMIIIINNNN AAA YEEEEAAAAEEEEYAAAAAA

I happen to believe that Neil Diamond is the greatest singer/songwriter of this or any generation. Between my wife and I we have been to 4 neil diamond concerts, Iknow the words to every neil diamond song, including canta libre. I think we should start our own neil diamond tribute band, but instead of diamonds in the rough we would be the serbian diamonds.

When your heart is troubled and your hurtin, take your other hand and reach it up to the man out there, cuz thats what hes there for. Take my hand in yours, walk with me this day, in my heart I know, I will never stray.

The man's a fu##ing genius

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

I don't get a nickname since I sit down front? Is that the problem? 🙁

Ray "Always left out 'till Jane calls at the last second" Portier

I'm gonna' have to find new friends to ignore me soon... 😳

How about

Ray "I use my special sausage in my Gumbo" Bernard " I have two first names cause I'm cool and my mom was from the south and lazy" Portier

 

[roqlizard]

Don't forget.........



Ray "I'm forty and single and a member of the military wink 😉 " Portier

and

Dave "I sit by you guys in the bad row cause I actually am smarter than all of you (except jane) and it makes me feel better about myself" Puls

DOH your're on to me! 😎

 

[cremaster2007]

Ray we may have just discovered the history of your ibs.......................

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

I love when we don't get handouts for class and then the lecturer is so computer unsaavy that they bring actual slides to the show. It's great.....son of a.

dmak

 

[cremaster2007]

Dude when I guest lecture someday it will be with no handouts and power point that breaks down so then I'll just switch topics and use microfiche to really piss um off now..................................by cry-key

 

[roqlizard]

Ok cremaster I got it David "too timid to post cuz he doesn't wanna sound stupid" puls....eh eh how's that one....sound tuff and scary 😡

 

[Portier]

This guy hangs out with Kneussl......

They talk about the good old days when their jackets with huge shoulder pads were cool, and the chicks were "easy*."

*easy being defined as interested in PhD's who've never married or updated their eyewear.

 

[cremaster2007]

Start out posting about portier you will feel comfortable making fun of him...........and boost your confidence!! It worked for me.

 

[roqlizard]

Start out posting about portier you will feel comfortable making fun of him...........and boost your confidence!! It worked for me.

Ray has 2 first names...that's silly huh huh huh...hey this isn't so bad...thanks cremaster!! 😀

 

[cremaster2007]

This guy hangs out with Kneussl......

They talk about the good old days when their jackets with huge shoulder pads were cool, and the chicks were "easy*."

*easy being defined as interested in PhD's who've never married or updated their eyewear.

whatever mr. waistband on the bottom of his white navy shirt you wear to the bar to pick up chudes (dudes dressed as chicks).............the oter way to say that is ducks...........either way you take it portier its defintely being a switch hitter

 

[Dartos Vader]

Good....but we can do better.

Dejan "Use me for rectal medical experiments" Maksimovic
Jane "No matter what Cliff Houseman does I will always dominate you" Ho
Mike "Prime Number Teen Muncher" Burchett
Felix "I would be the guy with the 'I DIG FATCHICKS' shirt if my wife wasn't so hot and I didn't have a kid" Widlacki
Cliff "I like bench pressing Buicks" Houseman........you tough SOB.

dmak

actually i would be the ob/gyn with the sign hanging on the office door saying "no fat chicks"

Hey portier, how bout the nickname Ray "I need to stop being a whiny B#tch" Portier, just a thought. I saw you standing on the corner with three good looking chicks the other night. Thanks for not calling me... just cuz im a family man doesn't mean I don't like hot chicks.

 

[Portier]

Two first names for two personalities....at least

I dress up as Bernadina on the weekends.....red dress, purple hose, all that.

I'm gonna' go to the office one day a week in a female uniform when I get back on active.


😍

 

[Portier]

I saw you standing on the corner with three good looking chicks the other night. Thanks for not calling me... just cuz im a family man doesn't mean I don't like hot chicks.

I was on a walk with a friend, and two other chicks I knew stopped us to see who she was. I can't help it if I'm 40, single, and in the Navy.....

With that and the beard, I have the corner marketed.....

 

[Dartos Vader]

Two first names for two personalities....at least

I dress up as Bernadina on the weekends.....red dress, purple hose, all that.

I'm gonna' go to the office one day a week in a female uniform when I get back on active.


😍

by active are you referring to your genital herpes infection? and by friend do you mean tranny-ho? What do you think of the nickname? 🙄

 

[cremaster2007]

don't forget your special meat in the gumbo ways portier

 

[cremaster2007]

portier a hand that is asleep is technically not a "friend" it is still part of your body

 

[Dartos Vader]

is anyone listening to this guy? Most of us are on SDN, and even licky-lucky is on her super pda

 

[cremaster2007]

this guy still prescribes cisapride???? he must make his own...............

 

[Portier]

I think "I need to stop being a whiny Felix" is a great name.

I prefer "sacuier" more, though...like chef in apocalypse now

Do we really have a 1Pm lecture?

 

[roqlizard]

blah blah blah....diarrhea....blah blah....diarrhea...IBS.....something...um yeah I think I have the gist

 

[Portier]

this guy still prescribes cisapride???? he must make his own...............

They'll still make cisapride for you if you fill out ten million sheets of paper....proving that every other drug on the market won't work, and that you'll take full responsibility if they die.....

or something 😴

 

[cremaster2007]

we have the one pm lecture for the one we missed tuesday morning.........here's to you bad scheduler secretary guy

 

[Portier]

blah blah blah....diarrhea....blah blah....diarrhea...IBS.....something...um yeah I think I have the gist

Shut up, that was stupid.....

Just Kidding....wanted to make you feel like part of the group 🙄

 

[cremaster2007]

cisapride my a** portier.......................just hit um in the belly a few times and send them to felix "the fudge packer" widlacki........they'll shape up.........that'll do donkey.............that'll do.

 

[roqlizard]

wow I feel so included..thanks ray...stupid face

 

[Portier]

"I'll curse If I want to! Damn, Damn, Hell, Damn, Teetee, Doodoo."

From Rustler's Rhapsody, classic Tom Berenger Cowboy Spoof to be shown at my apartment when I have a TV that Dejan won't kill me for it being so small.

R