DMU................Self-proclaimed Super Geniuses

[Astroglide User]

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If you, like the fleetwood mac people, "can never get away from the sound of a woman who loved you," there is always steve perry to save you. tonight i am finding myself cuddling next to my pillow and wishing steve perry was coming to me with "open arms." But because i am gay ONLY on the weekends, i feel a bit out of place right now.

"time casts its spell on you, but you won't forget me. i know i could have loved you but you would not let me!"

 

[Portier]

The homoerotic level on this string has reached critical levels.
Here's something to bring it back around....

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?






The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?






Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?" Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one ... Which animal does not attend?






Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.


Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?






Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

 

[Portier]

Link Happy Bastard: http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/ciderhouserules.html

 

[Queen Bee]

Just wanted to take this opportunity to say that I married my husband dartos because he is a sex god. I can't personally stand to be around him and he annoys the crap out of me. He usually looks like a homeless person and isn't too bright. But in the bedroom he is the master and commander. Don't you ever wonder why I walk bowlegged? I'm very shy in person so if you see me don't mention this post as I will get embarrassed.

PS Lucky and I are doin' it as well

I LIKE BIKES!!!!!

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Just wanted to take this opportunity to say that I married my husband dartos because he is a sex god. I can't personally stand to be around him and he annoys the crap out of me. He usually looks like a homeless person and isn't too bright. But in the bedroom he is the master and commander. Don't you ever wonder why I walk bowlegged? I'm very shy in person so if you see me don't mention this post as I will get embarrassed.

PS Lucky and I are doin' it as well

I LIKE BIKES!!!!!

Well it looks like Dartos has been using his wife's name again......way to inflate your ego bastard.....now you're wife hates all of us.

 

[Portier]

I want to be an imperialist.

I think as my first imperial act that I'm going to invade and colonize Dejan's apartment.
🙂

 

[luckystar]

Portier, we are already Imperialists based on the fact that we live in a building called the Imperial. And I beat you to invading and colonizing DMAK's apartment like a bad case of Staph.

 

[Astroglide User]

Plans for a new mandatory draft for young men & women (ages 18-26) starting June 15, 2005.

There is pending legislation in the U.S. House and Senate (companion bills: S-89 and HR-163) which will time the program's initiation so the draft can begin as early as spring 2005, just after the 2004 presidential election. The administration is quietly trying to get these bills passed now, while the public's attention is on the elections.

This legislation is called HR 163 and can be found in detail at this website: http://thomas.loc.gov/.

The Pentagon has quietly begun a public campaign to fill all 10,350 draft board positions and 11,070 appeals board slots nationwide. Though this is an unpopular election year topic, military experts and influential members of Congress are suggesting that if Rumsfeld's prediction of a "long, hard slog" in Iraq and Afghanistan (and a permanent state of war on ?terrorism?) proves accurate, the US may have no choice but to go to a draft.

These active bills currently sit in the Committee on Armed Services. Reforms aimed at making the draft more equitable along gender and class lines also eliminate higher education as a shelter.

Evading the draft will be more difficult than during the Vietnam era. College and Canada will not be options. In December 2001, Canada and the US signed a "smart border declaration," which could be used to keep would-be draft dodgers in the U.S. Signed by Canada's minister of foreign affairs, John Manley, and US Homeland Security director, Tom Ridge, the declaration involves a 30 point plan which implements, among other things, a "pre-clearance agreement" of people entering and departing each country.

 

[cremaster2007]

Guys..........have you noticed that for Deavers his like 3 lectures has like 75 pages. It's nice to know we are responsible for everything taught last year and then 25 pages of new stuff each lecture. I love cardio...................I mean in pharm I thought I hated it, but now I've seen the light and I know my true calling is to become a cardiologist so someday I can come back and teach students (and by teach I mean kick the crap out of them) 😱 Dartos wife was actually writing about me just substitute creamaster in........she gets confused from time to time from too much of the good stuff.

 

[cremaster2007]

The only way I'd go fight now is if the government offered me a million dollars so I can pay back my loans...........and astroglide you and I know exactly how to get out of it.............High commander, you look so metrosexual in those boots and tight pants.....mmmmm........mmmmmmmm I could just eat you up ought to get us out of the military!

 

[cremaster2007]

I want to be an imperialist.

I think as my first imperial act that I'm going to invade and colonize Dejan's apartment.
🙂

I think as your first imperial act you should shave your face, step 2 get into AA as you have needed to for a long time, step 3 wean yourself off the heroin. Then invade dmak's apartment, but remember he is serbian which means he has many hidden guns, he may not be advanced, but he will fight dirty and gorrirra style as lucky would say!

 

[Portier]

I think as your first imperial act you should shave your face, step 2 get into AA as you have needed to for a long time, step 3 wean yourself off the heroin. Then invade dmak's apartment, but remember he is serbian which means he has many hidden guns, he may not be advanced, but he will fight dirty and gorrirra style as lucky would say!

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But, only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!"

I think maybe we just shouldn't pick fights with asians on land....so maybe I'll try to involve lucky in a nautical battle, and sink her battleships.

After I take over 3951, I'm going to colonize 220 in the Imperial, and 210 wherever the hell cremaster lives when he isn't over at Dejan's kicking his ass at computer football, and listening to some of the all time greatest rock and roll ever written.

Soon, the sun will never set on the French EMPIRE! Vive le France!

Wait...those snail eating pacifists let the British kick their asses in the Treaty of Utrecht, so **** them.

Vive le Crawfish!

 

[cremaster2007]

Portier I'm gonna go ahead and just skip the MME and say that you are f-ing crazy.......you so crazy I think I wanna have your baby!!


Cliff

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

The only way I'd go fight now is if the government offered me a million dollars so I can pay back my loans...........and astroglide you and I know exactly how to get out of it.............High commander, you look so metrosexual in those boots and tight pants.....mmmmm........mmmmmmmm I could just eat you up ought to get us out of the military!

You would think that would work.......total backfire....my commander had to swing both ways....just had to.

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

I think as your first imperial act you should shave your face, step 2 get into AA as you have needed to for a long time, step 3 wean yourself off the heroin. Then invade dmak's apartment, but remember he is serbian which means he has many hidden guns, he may not be advanced, but he will fight dirty and gorrirra style as lucky would say!

Hey......we shot a stealth fighter down with a SAM. We may not have fancy planes....but we're deadly accurate with small arms fire.....just ask the guy in the Cessna we shot down.

dmak

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Soon, the sun will never set on the French EMPIRE! Vive le France!

Wait...those snail eating pacifists let the British kick their asses in the Treaty of Utrecht, so **** them.

Vive le Crawfish!

If there's anything I hate more than frenchies.....it's crawfish. Ugly bastards.

dmak

 

[luckystar]

Crawfish are like mini-lobsters. Except I think lobsters taste a lot better. We used to have crawfish as class pets, in addition to mealworms, hamsters, guinea pigs, etc. I had a very animal-oriented childhood. Maybe that explains my zoophilia. And I don't have a problem with eating them either. Not the rodents...that'd be like, eating Lassie, even though collies aren't rodents. Same philosophy.

 

[Queen Bee]

Crawfish are like mini-lobsters. Except I think lobsters taste a lot better. We used to have crawfish as class pets, in addition to mealworms, hamsters, guinea pigs, etc. I had a very animal-oriented childhood. Maybe that explains my zoophilia. And I don't have a problem with eating them either. Not the rodents...that'd be like, eating Lassie, even though collies aren't rodents. Same philosophy.

I caught my first nice bass of the season on a crawdaddy...it was a big fat one, looked kind of like a football. I met this mexican guy while I was fishing and he saw me wading in the water catching crayfish. He was sort of laughing at me until I pulled this big honkin bass out of the water, then hes like, excuse me senor, how do you put the crayfish on the hook? By the way lucky, since when did you have trouble eating lassie? I saw Timmy knocking on your door the other day screamin "give me my dog back you crazy cambodian beyotch!" This is dartos by the way, not the queen b. B stands for beyotch by the way, OH YEAH! =========> ------*

 

[Astroglide User]

when it comes to warfare and great movie quotes, one must look no further than "The Army of Darkness" and listen to the words of "Ash."

"Good, Bad....i'm the guy with the gun."
"you once found me beautiful." "yeah, but you got real ugly" (then blows her head off)
"This is my BOOMSTICK!!!!"

 

[luckystar]

I'm Sri Lankan, damnit. Say it with me...Sri Lankan. Or was it Taiwanese? hmm....

 

[cremaster2007]

Lucky you should know better than anyone chinese parts, american parts, russian parts, all made in taiwan

 

[Astroglide User]

Can somone TA OMM monday and give me their tuesday spot. i will am 4-5:30 monday and signed up before realizing i had surgery lab.

FELIX...i posted this b/c boesler told me you are the coordinator you well hung bastard.

 

[Portier]

when it comes to warfare and great movie quotes, one must look no further than "The Army of Darkness" and listen to the words of "Ash."

"Good, Bad....i'm the guy with the gun."
"you once found me beautiful." "yeah, but you got real ugly" (then blows her head off)
"This is my BOOMSTICK!!!!"

Same Movie, Better quotes:
"Gimme' some sugar baby."
"What about all those sweet words thou said last night?" "Baby, that's just what we call pillow talk."

"Yeah. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. **See this? This is my BOOMSTICK!** It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me... Ya! (BOOM) (BOOM)"

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

I think I'm gonna rent Army of Darkness this weekend. All in favor...meet at Dartos' house.

Go BEARS!

Dmak

 

[Portier]

I think I'm gonna rent Army of Darkness this weekend. All in favor...meet at Dartos' house.

Go BEARS!

Dmak

I own it, and since you're coming over Saturday, you can borrow it, right?

 

[cremaster2007]

Astro a lot of us have harvery lab...............Hope the movie was good tonight guys!!

 

[Astroglide User]

To the man who always finds it necessary to nudge me when he sees me. army of darkness is one of the best movies ever created, and nearly every line in the movie is truly great. Bruce campbell is a god of movie, and i wish he made more. saying one line is better than the other bothers me a bit when the best lines goes as follows (for the most part).

"Your good ash...i'm bad ash...goodie little two shoes.....goodie little two shoes....etc" you get the picture. watch the movie again for the 200th time b/c it's worth it.

 

[cremaster2007]

Sometimes when I am reading Dubin I wonder if all med school text shouldn't be written that way..........you know what mean, so that most of us can actually understand what they are saying and what might be important........just a thought!

 

[Portier]

To the man who always finds it necessary to nudge me when he sees me. army of darkness is one of the best movies ever created, and nearly every line in the movie is truly great. Bruce campbell is a god of movie, and i wish he made more. saying one line is better than the other bothers me a bit when the best lines goes as follows (for the most part).

"Your good ash...i'm bad ash...goodie little two shoes.....goodie little two shoes....etc" you get the picture. watch the movie again for the 200th time b/c it's worth it.

Well actually it was michael with the bald head, but who the freak cares?

If you wantt to come to my thing tonight Michael, and bring one of your many women...hell 2 or 3 if you want to, you can come to. If we're too full, we'll just have to sit on each others laps.

I CALL DEJAN'S!!!!!

HA HA, Lucky!

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Bruce campbell is a god of movie, and i wish he made more.

Rent Bubba Ho-Tep. Bruce Campbell's in it and plays a mummy-fighting Elvis. Great flick....cheap effects.....good times.

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?id=1808431718&d=hv&cf=info

Good sound clips from Bruce.

http://www.unrealisticexpectations.com/soundboards/bc.asp

dmak

 

[luckystar]

Well actually it was michael with the bald head, but who the freak cares?

If you wantt to come to my thing tonight Michael, and bring one of your many women...hell 2 or 3 if you want to, you can come to. If we're too full, we'll just have to sit on each others laps.

I CALL DEJAN'S!!!!!

HA HA, Lucky!

Well then I'll just have to sit on your mom.

 

[cremaster2007]

Portier sorry I couldn't make it...............friends bachelor party........can't beat the strip club.... I know I know your mom is there but she is only one not 30 of them

 

[luckystar]

Your mom's a fabulous person, Portier! 😍

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Your mom's a fabulous person, Portier! 😍

She is....I see now where your fancy red beard comes from. And I always thought you were just a scottish viking. Dreams crashing down again........ 🙁

dmak

 

[luckystar]

Oooh...scottish viking....mmmmm

 

[Dartos Vader]

sorry I couldn't make it to your thing portier, you're just far too gay for me. Just kidding, that's not even possible. I mean, come on, it's me. Actually my moms in town as well. So we went to the strip club with cremaster...my mom really know how to party. Happy birthday Rayman, I love you dog, in a totally gay way. A rough prison style way. Keep it real you glorious french bastard.

 

[luckystar]

Your mom's fabulous too, Dartos!! haha

 

[Portier]

Thanks to everyone for coming. It was a really nice thing to have everyone here.

Those of you who had to attend to strippers, I understand. There's nearly nothing so important as seeing naked people late at night....unless it's seeing more naked people.

Must wake up...must study....must... 😴

 

[Astroglide User]

Last night was the first official GAY SATURDAY. we had a great times acting gay at Drink and the dive next door.

 

[luckystar]

I got more sleep last night than I have in any two days of the past week combined. Now I have one of those sleep-induced headaches. I can't ever win. 🙁

 

[Portier]

I got more sleep last night than I have in any two days of the past week combined. Now I have one of those sleep-induced headaches. I can't ever win. 🙁

I skipped the big juggs diabetes walk because I was so damned tired.

I limped through mass, and now i have Dreamery Strawberry Cheesecake Ice Cream to soothe me.

That and tons of good leftover food. MMMMMHMMMM.

Do I look 29? I don't feel 29. Am I officially too old to think that 19 year olds are cute? Is 25 the new 18 for me?

I think I'm going to go and eat, then not realize I'm almost 30.... 😱

If a girl wears a very short mini skirt to your birthday party, even though she knows you mom is gonna' be there, what the hell does that mean? I mean, it'd be different if I was just having freinds over (that might mean something nice), but if she knows your really religious mom is there.....

wait....I hear ice cream.

 

[luckystar]

I skipped the big juggs diabetes walk because I was so damned tired.

I limped through mass, and now i have Dreamery Strawberry Cheesecake Ice Cream to soothe me.

That and tons of good leftover food. MMMMMHMMMM.

Do I look 29? I don't feel 29. Am I officially too old to think that 19 year olds are cute? Is 25 the new 18 for me?

I think I'm going to go and eat, then not realize I'm almost 30.... 😱

If a girl wears a very short mini skirt to your birthday party, even though she knows you mom is gonna' be there, what the hell does that mean? I mean, it'd be different if I was just having freinds over (that might mean something nice), but if she knows your really religious mom is there.....

wait....I hear ice cream.

It means that she wants you to bend her over and smack her real good in her naughty bits. Your mom too. Wait, I think I might be overanalyzing the entire situation. Well, in that case, if *I* ever wear a really short skirt around you, you may do that to me.

And you look like a 16-year old, with your ice cream fetish and all. 😀

 

[RasputinDO]

It means that she wants you to bend her over and smack her real good in her naughty bits. Your mom too. Wait, I think I might be overanalyzing the entire situation. Well, in that case, if *I* ever wear a really short skirt around you, you may do that to me.

And you look like a 16-year old, with your ice cream fetish and all. 😀

I just kind of figured Portier was talking about lucky and trying to figure out what to do.....

 

[luckystar]

I just kind of figured Portier was talking about lucky and trying to figure out what to do.....

Haha!! Just a little tidbit of info about me...I don't own any short skirts 😉

Good luck w/ the biochem tomorrow!

 

[Portier]

Haha!! Just a little tidbit of info about me...I don't own any short skirts 😉

Good luck w/ the biochem tomorrow!

What about button down shirts unbuttoned except for one button? With a flesh tone bra?

I think that would work for you, Lucky.

😍

 

[cremaster2007]

I own short skirts...........................is it tasteless to go make an announcement to the first years that you are single and taking a applications for the possibility to be my gf??? If I can does that mean I have to be an equal opportunity employer or can i look for my "favorite" type of employee.

 

[cremaster2007]

Last night was the first official GAY SATURDAY. we had a great times acting gay at Drink and the dive next door.

We did have one of the gayest nights in a long time, and man was it fun. I got like 4 hours of sleep and I feel better today than I have since we started med school. Here's to remembering that life can be fun 👍

 

[Portier]

Cremaster,

Did making love to Astro-train make you feel all that better?

Is homoeroticism the key to making it through med school? 👎

 

[cremaster2007]

no by gay night I meant we went to one of the white trashiest bars I've seen in a while...............you could score so much ass with your pretty little uniform.

 

[Astroglide User]

all i can say is that thanks to cremaster's dark apartment and the comfort of sleeping next to two men allowed me to sleep better than i have in ages.