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[Portier]

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Is that another, "Thanks to DMACC and Cremaster and 3 blindfolds, I feel much better" lines?

 

[Astroglide User]

Before today I didn't know it was possible to feel sorry for an immaginary pet. That was before I'd seen one tortured, beaten, screamed at, fullfist punched in the face, and finally stabbed repeatedly with an imaginary knife as though trying to kill off a bull that refused to die. And all of this done with the ferocity of a man who's dog had just killed his family, chomped off his missfortunate bone, spit it on his feet, and was about to go hump his mom's leg. When he finished, he broke down cross legged with his head between his knees. May he rest in hell and his imaginary pet rest in peace. I got the **** out of there.

 

[cremaster2007]

Before today I didn't know it was possible to feel sorry for an immaginary pet. That was before I'd seen one tortured, beaten, screamed at, fullfist punched in the face, and finally stabbed repeatedly with an imaginary knife as though trying to kill off a bull that refused to die. And all of this done with the ferocity of a man who's dog had just killed his family, chomped off his missfortunate bone, spit it on his feet, and was about to go hump his mom's leg. When he finished, he broke down cross legged with his head between his knees. May he rest in hell and his imaginary pet rest in peace. I got the **** out of there.

insane..........that's what you are!

 

[Portier]

If one more pice of crap med school pipeliner that has never had to go to work with a cold, or do some project for the boss on their own time even though they aren't being paid emails me that they can't come to our skit tonight, I'm gonna' lose my freaking mind!

I swear I'm gonna' run naked through the corridors of school with a surgical mask and cap and nothing else singing Bobby McGee!

I can't stand people who have no intestinal fortitude...people who can't dig in for the team. People who QUIT, and GO HOME when they get a bit stressed.

POOP, life is stressful. Get used to it. There'll always be 10 more things to get done than you can. So do 9, and screw the last one. Take a 70% on an exam, but LIVE UP TO YOUR OBLIGATIONS!

RRRRRRRRRRRR 😡 😡 😡 😡

 

[cremaster2007]

If one more pice of crap med school pipeliner that has never had to go to work with a cold, or do some project for the boss on their own time even though they aren't being paid emails me that they can't come to our skit tonight, I'm gonna' lose my freaking mind!

I swear I'm gonna' run naked through the corridors of school with a surgical mask and cap and nothing else singing Bobby McGee!

I can't stand people who have no intestinal fortitude...people who can't dig in for the team. People who QUIT, and GO HOME when they get a bit stressed.

POOP, life is stressful. Get used to it. There'll always be 10 more things to get done than you can. So do 9, and screw the last one. Take a 70% on an exam, but LIVE UP TO YOUR OBLIGATIONS!

RRRRRRRRRRRR 😡 😡 😡 😡

True portier very true............................but in retrospect when you view obligations school is first.............at least that's what the $50,000 in loans I took out tell me..............maybe the french don't worry about loans but this guy does.

 

[Portier]

I don't know, but in my little comfortable world, when you committ to something by saying, "Yes I'll help. I can be there," then you become obligated.

If you can't do it (because school comes first) the words, "I can do it, I'll be there," should never cross your lips.

Hell, I'm even happy to give in on sickness, and family emergencies, all the standards. However, when someone says, "I changed my mind," that makes them a wanker in my book.

Money or no money. School or no school.

Let me quote Aaron Tipin, "You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything."

R

 

[cremaster2007]

Portier,
To quote a great man : "If they are a prime number, they are legal". Suck it up 😀 oh and should make an announcement that me and you are single and available to take first years one dates???

 

[texdrake]

Me thinks you first and second years are having to much fun. Get to studying dammit.

How is life Lucky? Long time no talk. Go have some Taki for me would ya...., oh and someone say Hi to my cousin Amy for me

Beau....

 

[RasputinDO]

I think a lot of people in my class assumed you guys were already taken by DMAK.........

 

[babyruth]

I don't know, but in my little comfortable world, when you committ to something by saying, "Yes I'll help. I can be there," then you become obligated.

If you can't do it (because school comes first) the words, "I can do it, I'll be there," should never cross your lips.

Hell, I'm even happy to give in on sickness, and family emergencies, all the standards. However, when someone says, "I changed my mind," that makes them a wanker in my book.

Money or no money. School or no school.

Let me quote Aaron Tipin, "You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything."

R

Hope you're not taking about me---because I really wanted to do the skit but am stuck in class right now. I'll definately help on Friday!

 

[Astroglide User]

17, 19, 23, and 29 are sacred prime number at our age. well, portier, you might want to consider dropping the bottom 2 on listed.

i would list all the "prime number" rules, but i figure everyone just knows them. 😱

 

[Portier]

Hope you're not taking about me---because I really wanted to do the skit but am stuck in class right now. I'll definately help on Friday!

Not you, honey.
You were up front about your availability from the start. You're yes came with conditions...your class...and you showed.

You kick ass!

 

[Portier]

17, 19, 23, and 29 are sacred prime number at our age. well, portier, you might want to consider dropping the bottom 2 on listed.

i would list all the "prime number" rules, but i figure everyone just knows them. 😱

I don't know them...educate me.

 

[cremaster2007]

I think a lot of people in my class assumed you guys were already taken by DMAK.........

well we kind of are, but he has so many we can sneak out and have fun wink😉 and of course he is always willing to share especially me cause I am a handful!

 

[cremaster2007]

I don't know them...educate me.

Portier it has to do with laws of dating..............prime #'s....................... that's why you need to drop the bottom two cause even this law has extreme's. I hate cardio and ECG's somebody should kick eithoven in the nuts.

 

[babyruth]

Or Dr. H, but he looks a little fiesty... wouldn't want to mess with him. Anyways, he is a better lecturer than I thought he would be.

 

[Queen Bee]

I think a lot of people in my class assumed you guys were already taken by DMAK.........

Good point. I mean seriously, who hasn't been taken by dmak?

 

[Portier]

Good point. I mean seriously, who hasn't been taken by dmak?

Believe it or not, when DMACC and I play baseball, all he does is catches. I offer him to throw the ball, but all he wants to to is catch.

Which is really ho(w) I prefer it.

R 😍

 

[cremaster2007]

believe it or not when cardio and I play baseball I catch all the time too.............damn you cardio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Queen Bee]

Believe it or not, when DMACC and I play baseball, all he does is catches. I offer him to throw the ball, but all he wants to to is catch.

Which is really ho(w) I prefer it.

R 😍

DMAK and dartos can pop my pubes any day... spread my IT! look at that great tie! and for those of you from IL "look at those low rates" eaglie man...

 

[cremaster2007]

So the question pops into my mind again.........if the computer gives us a readout that has the answers on it why do we need to know it again???? I mean I would understand if there was a power outage, but in that case you couldn't get an ecg anyways so overall we are learning something that we will continually get quizzed on until we finally become doctors and then we never have to look at them again!!!!!!

 

[cremaster2007]

Or Dr. H, but he looks a little fiesty... wouldn't want to mess with him. Anyways, he is a better lecturer than I thought he would be.

Good call Dr. H is ruff and gruff, and I'm afraid if we did that he may fight back.............the genius part about eithoven is he is dead so he can't retaliate!

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

I have taken everybody on this post at least once. Tessier......you weren't conscious. Ray.....you were and you screamed like a little bitch. I am all that is man. I'm gonna fail Cardio because I'm now convinced that is the goal of the class. To promote being primary care physicians.....all of us will fail Cardio. GO BEARS....don't let injuries keep you down.

I met the girl from the eagle man commercial. She works at Carmen's pizza by Loyola. I showed her my eggs and she gave me her low rates.......WOOOOOOOO.

dmak

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Good call Dr. H is ruff and gruff, and I'm afraid if we did that he may fight back.............the genius part about eithoven is he is dead so he can't retaliate!

You would think the Death would keep most people down. I'm sure if we set some leads on him and shocked him a few times, he'd be good to go. It'd be like Bubba Ho-Tep and he'd have to suck people's souls out through their buttholes. Good movie.

dmak

 

[cremaster2007]

You would think the Death would keep most people down. I'm sure if we set some leads on him and shocked him a few times, he'd be good to go. It'd be like Bubba Ho-Tep and he'd have to suck people's souls out through their buttholes. Good movie.

dmak

If there is one orifice that the soul comes out of I think you named it 😉wink

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Is it bad that while in preventative medicine/Nutrition, when the professor shows a gigantic burger, I get hungry? If i were the burger industry, I would supplement every burger with a multivitamin baked into each one. Nobody would complain about cholesterol then.....nobody. GENIUS!

dmak

 

[cremaster2007]

Lucky I need a police siren for my car...................... mrrrawwwwawawouowuw

 

[Portier]

I'm gonna fail Cardio because I'm now convinced that is the goal of the class. To promote being primary care physicians.....all of us will fail Cardio.

dmak

I like how the makeup test for Cardio if you fail is on the Saturday AM after the stinking Haloween Party.

So if you need another shot at it, you have to not party too hard or too long at one of the year's best events!

DAMN YOU, CARDIO!

 

[cremaster2007]

I like how the makeup test for Cardio if you fail is on the Saturday AM after the stinking Haloween Party.

So if you need another shot at it, you have to not party too hard or too long at one of the year's best events!

DAMN YOU, CARDIO!

that officially pisses me off...................who schedules stuff for us portier cause they must officially hate our class. Poop.

 

[Portier]

that officially pisses me off...................who schedules stuff for us portier cause they must officially hate our class. Poop.

She scheduled it at the Val Ball Room....the next weekend Marilyn Manson is playing there.

I'm gonna' email her and see if there's any flexibility still.

It does suck, though!

 

[babyruth]

You would think the Death would keep most people down. I'm sure if we set some leads on him and shocked him a few times, he'd be good to go. It'd be like Bubba Ho-Tep and he'd have to suck people's souls out through their buttholes. Good movie.

dmak

Good thing the black JFK and the fat elvis (AKA Evil Dead guy) got him in the end, or we would all have our souls sucked out through our butts.

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Good thing the black JFK and the fat elvis (AKA Evil Dead guy) got him in the end, or we would all have our souls sucked out through our butts.

HEHE....good times. I like the bugs in the movie. They looked like giant rubber spiders.

And Halloween is not on the 22nd just for people in scheduling. Just so you know guys.

dmak

 

[Portier]

HEHE....good times. I like the bugs in the movie. They looked like giant rubber spiders.

And Halloween is not on the 22nd just for people in scheduling. Just so you know guys.

dmak

Like I said, Marilyn Manson has the Val Ball Room on Halloween.
And the Holiday Inn says we can't go back because some people thought it would be fun to break things, set them on fire, then pee on them.

Or something like that.

R

 

[cremaster2007]

Like I said, Marilyn Manson has the Val Ball Room on Halloween.
And the Holiday Inn says we can't go back because some people thought it would be fun to break things, set them on fire, then pee on them.

Or something like that.

R

Yes I'd like to thank the good representatives from our school who officially ruined any fun we could have had..................it's very nice and convienent to have it at a hotel so we don't have to worry about leaving............but no let's break stuff and pee and pull knives fun stuff.....................

 

[luckystar]

Yes I'd like to thank the good representatives from our school who officially ruined any fun we could have had..................it's very nice and convienent to have it at a hotel so we don't have to worry about leaving............but no let's break stuff and pee and pull knives fun stuff.....................

Agreed.

I'm going as a marshmallow this year. A jaundiced marshmallow. I don't even need a costume. Med school economics, I say.

 

[cremaster2007]

Agreed.

I'm going as a marshmallow this year. A jaundiced marshmallow. I don't even need a costume. Med school economics, I say.

Lucky if you were my spal patient I would freak out thinking you were going to die right there with the massive jaundice and all.......................damn yellow glow!

 

[Portier]

Yes I'd like to thank the good representatives from our school who officially ruined any fun we could have had..................it's very nice and convienent to have it at a hotel so we don't have to worry about leaving............but no let's break stuff and pee and pull knives fun stuff.....................

You left out that the knife was pulled in a crowded elevator...

I think that adds something to the story.

 

[Portier]

Cremaster,

I just got the "Ultimate Hall and Oates" CD.

You can officially start to covet my cd collection now.

R

 

[Dartos Vader]

Cremaster,

I just got the "Ultimate Hall and Oates" CD.

You can officially start to covet my cd collection now.

R

You pick odd things to brag about ray.

 

[Dartos Vader]

Yes I'd like to thank the good representatives from our school who officially ruined any fun we could have had..................it's very nice and convienent to have it at a hotel so we don't have to worry about leaving............but no let's break stuff and pee and pull knives fun stuff.....................

I actually pulled a gun on several people. But that is the same gun as the song "this is my rifle this is my gun, this ones for fightin' this'uns' for fun." I guess the whole story would be I pulled my gun on them and they pulled my gun for me. He He. I was phenomenally drunk, which happens about twice a year, and I didn't get us kicked out, so what im saying is, those people are *******es. look at the bright side...notepool jerk06 won't be there. I hate that guy.

 

[Portier]

You pick odd things to brag about ray.

Obviously you've never really listened to Hall and Oates....

I'll bring it over, and let it align the molecules in your person...you'll feel like a new man! (or woman, or whatever you are...)

😍

 

[Portier]

...look at the bright side...notepool jerk06 won't be there. I hate that guy.

I invited him this am, beatch.

 

[cremaster2007]

I invited him this am, beatch.

Portier I promise to find you a new date if you don't bring him................I know you two are "friends", but for the sake of not making my night suck I will hire somebody to go with you. Don't take it personally I know you two are "very close". 😍

 

[Portier]

Portier I promise to find you a new date if you don't bring him................I know you two are "friends", but for the sake of not making my night suck I will hire somebody to go with you. Don't take it personally I know you two are "very close". 😍

POOP!

I walked into that one, huh? Could I have set that one up better?

I'll have to be more careful around the cremaster reflex....

 

[cremaster2007]

POOP!

I walked into that one, huh? Could I have set that one up better?

I'll have to be more careful around the cremaster reflex....

Yes portier you make it too easy on me sometimes....................I like the new look by the way. Grow it back with a chin strap and I will have to start calling you billy ray badass.

 

[cremaster2007]

Cremaster,

I just got the "Ultimate Hall and Oates" CD.

You can officially start to covet my cd collection now.

R

Portier I just got the new eminem song and its funny as usual.............of course I covet your cd collection. Anything written in sanskrit is an archeological wonder and should be put in the museum where old stuff belongs

 

[cremaster2007]

HEHE....good times. I like the bugs in the movie. They looked like giant rubber spiders.

And Halloween is not on the 22nd just for people in scheduling. Just so you know guys.

dmak

It doesn't matter cause I can take aspirin for real on Oct. 16th, hello 23 and adulthood, good by children's rules. whooooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[luckystar]

Portier's new hair to me is like catnip to cats...I...can't....stop....rubbing.....it.... mmmrrrrrooooaaaaawwwww....I get the same reaction every time DMAK buzzes....and I get the same reaction everytime I buzz myself....whoops...a little TMI there...😳

 

[cremaster2007]

Portier's new hair to me is like catnip to cats...I...can't....stop....rubbing.....it.... mmmrrrrrooooaaaaawwwww....I get the same reaction every time DMAK buzzes....and I get the same reaction everytime I buzz myself....whoops...a little TMI there...😳

That actually makes me a little N/V 😱

 

[cremaster2007]

That actually makes me a little N/V 😱

Just wanted be #800 here's to you thread started last year for making it to #800.