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P.S. I think Cheney is secretly trying to take over the world. Maybe you can do something about it, Cremaster, err, Mr. President.
babyruth said:Can I be the minister of whoop a**, where I get to stand on a balcony and shoot blow-darts at people's necks?
babyruth said:P.S. I think Cheney is secretly trying to take over the world. Maybe you can do something about it, Cremaster, err, Mr. President.
EvoDevo said:I really appreciate all the mil schol commentary. I'm prior service Marine Corps and wondering how I'm going to pay for everything. And I'm seriously tempted by the scholarship....but I like being able to do what I want to do......
Agh.
Alright guys, time for me to weigh in on the military scholarship thing. After much research I decided to go in for the ninja scholarship. I really am happy with this decision, since I will be based in okinawa but get plenty of world travel. I only get sued for malpractice if my targets...er, patients are not eliminated with extreme prejudice. The only downside is that I had to take extra courses. In first semester I took "anatomy of deadly strikes/crippling and disabling strikes" with Sensei Matz, and second semester I had to take "physiology of poisons" with sensei Crisp and Barton. Sensei Wattleworth taught me how to asses my targets weak points, and oddly enough, Sensei Canby taught how to "waste every motherfu@ker in the room". Thanks to sensei Bosler, I am now the only 07 who can kill by putting someone in complete reverse of CCP. Their lymphatics get so blocked they explode within 24 hours. People though we had an unusually high fail rate last year...SUCKERS!!!! All those people were part of my training.Portier said:That would explain the cigarette. I was in Lejeune for 3 years (96-99), and I ain't looking to go back. There were recruiters here from all the residnecy programs, and this prior service 0-6 was trying to tell me, "You can go back to Lejeune if you want."
I was like, "I have no interest in returning to that small piece of crap town full of nudey bars, tatoo parlors, and pawn shops."
He replied, "Yeah, but you could go back."
I walked away.
Portier said:That would explain the cigarette. I was in Lejeune for 3 years (96-99), and I ain't looking to go back. There were recruiters here from all the residnecy programs, and this prior service 0-6 was trying to tell me, "You can go back to Lejeune if you want."
I was like, "I have no interest in returning to that small piece of crap town full of nudey bars, tatoo parlors, and pawn shops."
He replied, "Yeah, but you could go back."
I walked away.
cremaster2007 said:Don't forget all of portier's crazy flashbacks in the middle of class.............![]()
"Yeah, but you could go back."Portier said:That would explain the cigarette. I was in Lejeune for 3 years (96-99), and I ain't looking to go back. There were recruiters here from all the residnecy programs, and this prior service 0-6 was trying to tell me, "You can go back to Lejeune if you want."
I was like, "I have no interest in returning to that small piece of crap town full of nudey bars, tatoo parlors, and pawn shops."
He replied, "Yeah, but you could go back."
I walked away.
What residency do you want?EvoDevo said:"Yeah, but you could go back."
😱
And that is the kinda crap I'm worried about. That, and being forced into a residency that I don't want. Blah.
Still, with 7-9 years of service, that would put me at 12-14 total time in.......
EvoDevo said:"Yeah, but you could go back."
😱
And that is the kinda crap I'm worried about. That, and being forced into a residency that I don't want. Blah.
Still, with 7-9 years of service, that would put me at 12-14 total time in.......
EvoDevo said:Heh. I was an intel weenie...
Portier said:That's admin pogue....
(or POTG: Person other than grunt)
Why? Have something to hide??cremaster2007 said:Alright way toooo much military talk going on in this thread..................you guys are gonna have to put the cabosh on it..................you're starting to scare me with all you o 800's and don't ask don't tell policy.
I was stationed at Pearl Harbor on the USS Blue Ridge for a summer. It was heaven. 😍yposhelley said:20 years service and then you get retirement benefits, right?
Were you stationed at Pohakuloa on the Big Island? Cause I lived there for 6 years-and used to drive the saddle road all the time. Some days the whole island shook from all the artillery practice.![]()
Yep. And damn proud of it. 😀Portier said:That's admin pogue....
(or POTG: Person other than grunt)
cremaster2007 said:Alright way toooo much military talk going on in this thread..................you guys are gonna have to put the cabosh on it..................you're starting to scare me with all you o 800's and don't ask don't tell policy.
Portier said:I sense the conflict inside you....I still feel the good in you. That's why you couldn't destroy me before, and that's why you won't turn me over to your emperor now.
http://www.blueharvest.net/images/closeups/emperor.jpg
babyruth said:I think George Lucas is a crazy who is in love with muppets. The more movies he makes, the more I believe that Star Wars was just a lucky crap shoot for him.
Wait, do you think he heard me? He pretty much owns everything and probably has my phone tapped.
EvoDevo said:Why? Have something to hide??
Portier said:He was good when he was young, and idealistic, and poor.
Now he's rich, full of himself, and thinks he can tell everyone what to like (my re-done versions versus original).
However, I want to see THX####
However, However, I am excited to see episode III.....DARTH VADER....
cremaster2007 said:I concur first 3 star wars great movies...........the last two marginal at best, but how can you make the next one bad.................it basically tells you why everything is the way it is................it's like the time I found out portier's mom and dejan's mom were the same women.....it inevitably explained a lot whether I wanted to know it or not.
bigdreamer#1 said:Also, stop with the teasing about playmates back there, all I get to look at are 1 or 2 female marines, local women in colorful full body burkas, or tribal women in various clothing assortments.
Djibouti out!
EvoDevo said:I was stationed at Pearl Harbor on the USS Blue Ridge for a summer. It was heaven. 😍
Hawaii has to be one of the most beyoootiful places EVER.
Paul1441 said:So... anyone glad they are not on a military scholarship? I know where I'll be in 2 years.
Paul1441 said:So... anyone glad they are not on a military scholarship? I know where I'll be in 2 years.
Portier said:Vishero Schomatics
No, ossifer, I've not been drinking.
I think the law ish very important......
YA
yposhelley said:Where's that?
Did anyone have to take out more than just the Stafford loans to cover their budget at Des Moines?
Paul1441 said:I mean i have much more control over where I will be when i graduate than those with the mil. scholarships
Paul1441 said:I mean i have much more control over where I will be when i graduate than those with the mil. scholarships
Astroglide User said:cremaster you are free to meet this beautiful woman. i will say that she has been known to spin a dredo if you know what i mean.
Dartos Vader said:hey guys, don't know if weve made it apparent, but the military talk is annoying, portier, you should know better then to encourage it, because we';; kick your bald navy ass later (Me and tracy that is, buyakasha!). Start another thread if you want to keep talking about it. not trying to be a jerk, just letting you know
Paul1441 said:Porter's heart rate upon seeing girl whose been in playboy: ______/\______/\______/\____(see girl)____/\_____/\____/\___/\__/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\___________________________ oh **** 😱
Portier said:And Guess what?!? First years aren't happy with Anatomy..... Go figure!
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Astroglide User said:Kansas city and DMU are both great schools. have friends at both and everyone thinks their school is the best. personally, i don't know how someone can brag about their school being great when everyone around you complains about how much it sucks. no matter where you go there will be stress and a shiiit-ton of work.
cremaster you are free to meet this beautiful woman. i will say that she has been known to spin a dredo if you know what i mean.
Paul1441 said:Porter's heart rate upon seeing girl whose been in playboy: ______/\______/\______/\____(see girl)____/\_____/\____/\___/\__/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\___________________________ oh **** 😱