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[cremaster2007]

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CARDIO DOWN....are we like, 1/3 of the way through with 2nd year? Or has it only been 1/4? Portier, I'm relying on your fantastic mathematical skills to tell me, because even with my asian ancestry, math is not my forte. Congrats to all who passed cardio!! (And to any first years reading this...go biochem 🙂)

True that test kind of blew......you can definetly tell who had hard questions crazy outside professor people................Star Wars battlegrounds great game........it may lead me to have to repeat 2nd year!!

 

[luckystar]

Team America....FU(K YEAH

 

[cremaster2007]

Team America....FU(K YEAH

Pearl Harbor might have sucked a little bit more than I miss you..............

 

[luckystar]

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, cremaster

 

[cremaster2007]

Pearl Harbor might have sucked a little bit more than I miss you..............

Promise me that you will never die................I can't do that..............if you promise me that I will make love to you right now....................Grabs her and says I will NEVER DIE......

 

[cremaster2007]

Promise me that you will never die................I can't do that..............if you promise me that I will make love to you right now....................Grabs her and says I will NEVER DIE......

there are 3 types of people in this world.........dicks, *******, and dinguses.........

 

[luckystar]

They forgot the enlarged clitorises...or shall I say clitori??

 

[Dartos Vader]

They forgot the enlarged clitorises...or shall I say clitori??

whats the plural of moose?
its actually moose, not meese, not mooses, just moose
fuc(ked up im not kidding around

 

[luckystar]

So, I can say, with grammatical accuracy, that I saw two moose mating with two deer?

 

[Dartos Vader]

So, I can say, with grammatical accuracy, that I saw two moose mating with two deer?

yes, and you can also say I saw two luckii mating with two felix in the cornholii

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

True that test kind of blew......you can definetly tell who had hard questions crazy outside professor people................Star Wars battlegrounds great game........it may lead me to have to repeat 2nd year!!

Can i copy it?

 

[cremaster2007]

Can i copy it?

that u can

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

that u can

Coming out tonight?

 

[cremaster2007]

Coming out tonight?

SPAL tomorrow so I am studying..........wednesday I might make an appearance out and about after surgery lab.

 

[Portier]

Astroglide,

I hear you liked the adage, "Rings don't plug no holes."

So you know, that's "Louisiana Pure Talking." That is, an example of the narrow minded logic that allows a community to exist 20-40 years behind the times.

Earl, the great sage and emminent mechanic (Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench), either pennned that, or was passed it in the 1960's some time.

Never a truer statement made.

🙂

P.S.
Where's the party at? Drinking baccardi with the Crys, aint nothin' wrong with that!

 

[Astroglide User]

as far as i know, this guy will be drunk tonight. where i don't know and who with i really don't care. it might even be a "i drink alone" night with george thorgood on the cd player. another great 80's singer by the way.

"if you don't start drinking, I'm gonna leave." "bad to the bone"

i'm so excited for the halloWEINER party. rock out with your cocck out people.

scool can kiss my sac b/c i'm sick of it, exams, and spals.

 

[Portier]

So, one more Tuesday night dawns, and I'm stuck in Overview again.

How about some nice person out there write something funny. Cremaster, talk about your girlfriend, Dartos.

Dartos, talk about your children, Dmacc and Hoenstein...and your incest.

Ah hell. Did you know that chriopractors have subspecialties just like we do? There's a very VERY smarmy guy up here touting himself as having been the key player in BLAH BLAH BLAH. He's a chiropractor, too...who is he kidding?

 

[babyruth]

Navy Joke which you have probably heard:

300 men go out to see and 150 couples come back.

 

[babyruth]

I know, not very funny but I had to save you somehow... I can sympathize

 

[cremaster2007]

I know, not very funny but I had to save you somehow... I can sympathize

so you are saying gay marriage is legal at sea..........which explains portier 3 divorces.........and thank god cardio is over!!!!

 

[cremaster2007]

as far as i know, this guy will be drunk tonight. where i don't know and who with i really don't care. it might even be a "i drink alone" night with george thorgood on the cd player. another great 80's singer by the way.

"if you don't start drinking, I'm gonna leave." "bad to the bone"

i'm so excited for the halloWEINER party. rock out with your cocck out people.

scool can kiss my sac b/c i'm sick of it, exams, and spals.

Maybe we should sit at your apartment and play ps2 all night..............all night

all night


all night😉 wink

 

[Portier]

so you are saying gay marriage is legal at sea..........which explains portier 3 divorces.........and thank god cardio is over!!!!

Cremaster,

You and you're wanna' be Ashton Kutchner haircut, and little fake goatee.

I'll be your Sea Daddy. I'll show you around the ship, and you'll be my perderast for payment.

MMMMHMMMM

Ask Dartos, he knows how good it is now.

 

[Portier]

Maybe we should sit at your apartment and play ps2 all night..............all night

all night


all night😉 wink

Everyone you meet,
They're dancing in the street,
ALL NIGHT LONG 👍

 

[Portier]

Navy Joke which you have probably heard:

300 men go out to see and 150 couples come back.

That's mostly the submarine commumity.
The surface community is less so, and wait to hit a port for their dirty needs.

We call Submarine Tenders (or sub tenders) Tuna Boats. They're a safe place to put many female sailors to keep them out of a war zone, since that's not still 100% legal.

OMFG: There's a DMU grad here lecturing now. She's a DO/MPH/MHA graduate, and she's UBER hot. She's even better looking than the IM VA mena crazy question asking doctor.

AND she's got an Ally McBeal-ish Power suit on.

POW!

 

[cremaster2007]

That's mostly the submarine commumity.
The surface community is less so, and wait to hit a port for their dirty needs.

We call Submarine Tenders (or sub tenders) Tuna Boats. They're a safe place to put many female sailors to keep them out of a war zone, since that's not still 100% legal.

OMFG: There's a DMU grad here lecturing now. She's a DO/MPH/MHA graduate, and she's UBER hot. She's even better looking than the IM VA mena crazy question asking doctor.

AND she's got an Ally McBeal-ish Power suit on.

POW!

Does she have a weight on her left finger/????

 

[cremaster2007]

Cremaster,

You and you're wanna' be Ashton Kutchner haircut, and little fake goatee.

I'll be your Sea Daddy. I'll show you around the ship, and you'll be my perderast for payment.

MMMMHMMMM

Ask Dartos, he knows how good it is now.[/QU

If I could drop like 30 poundsd I could act like a high skinny kid from the 70's

 

[cremaster2007]

That's mostly the submarine commumity.
The surface community is less so, and wait to hit a port for their dirty needs.

We call Submarine Tenders (or sub tenders) Tuna Boats. They're a safe place to put many female sailors to keep them out of a war zone, since that's not still 100% legal.

OMFG: There's a DMU grad here lecturing now. She's a DO/MPH/MHA graduate, and she's UBER hot. She's even better looking than the IM VA mena crazy question asking doctor.

AND she's got an Ally McBeal-ish Power suit on.

POW!

Portier can you network and find hot girls for us from other classes??? Just trying to network.

 

[Portier]

Does she have a weight on her left finger/????

No...however, she's a paint by numbers girl.

I got her card so I can do an internship (for my MPH) with her. When I got close, she's got a REALLY fake looking tan, very fake looking blue contacts, Hair that's been dyed several differnt layered colors, and pancake makeup on covering roadrash face.

I'm more into the natural look....rolls out of bed and looks good.

 

[Portier]

Portier can you network and find hot girls for us from other classes??? Just trying to network.

Don't I already do that for you?
I'm the guy who gets all the, "oh you pervert" looks in my constant work towards getting to know people for you to meet.

There are a few girls in this Overview class: they're civilians, though...you could do as well talking to strangers at Drink or something.....and I dont' get the reputation for trying to hook up, "playerish" (Molly Davis Quote) Cliffy with girls I know.

 

[cremaster2007]

Don't I already do that for you?
I'm the guy who gets all the, "oh you pervert" looks in my constant work towards getting to know people for you to meet.

There are a few girls in this Overview class: they're civilians, though...you could do as well talking to strangers at Drink or something.....and I dont' get the reputation for trying to hook up, "playerish" (Molly Davis Quote) Cliffy with girls I know.

No portier I was talking about other classes like former DO classes you crazy ahole

 

[Portier]

No portier I was talking about other classes like former DO classes you crazy ahole

Let me send a DO-06 and DO-05 mass email out advertising you are single.

WAIT, the Inominate is already out.....Ashton.

 

[cremaster2007]

scrubs: most people are bast*rds, bast*rd coated bast*rds, with a creamy bast*rd filling.

 

[Portier]

scrubs: most people are bast*rds, bast*rd coated bast*rds, with a creamy bast*rd filling.

I guess my stalker was a flash in the pan....too bad.

Only having Cremaster stalk me isn't as exciting. 😛

 

[cremaster2007]

Let me send a DO-06 and DO-05 mass email out advertising you are single.

WAIT, the Inominate is already out.....Ashton.

touche

 

[newbieDOgal]

I guess my stalker was a flash in the pan....too bad.

Only having Cremaster stalk me isn't as exciting. 😛

So Portier, things should get pretty wild tomorrow night, want to join us 1st years as we celebrate failing our anatomy tests?

 

[cremaster2007]

So Portier, things should get pretty wild tomorrow night, want to join us 1st years as we celebrate failing our anatomy tests?

as long as you are a dude pretending to be a chick.............portier will be in. 😱

 

[Portier]

So Portier, things should get pretty wild tomorrow night, want to join us 1st years as we celebrate failing our anatomy tests?

I heard about a thing at Avi's......

 

[Portier]

Jimmy Carter is teaching Respiratory this AM.

I didn't know the Peanut Farmer took time off his charitable and international peace making work to become a DO and change his name.

It's like a male southern Wattleweezy.

I heard a good one liner from JMM (John Michael Montgomery) this AM:

"Troubles come, but they go good with beer."

🙂

 

[cremaster2007]

Jimmy Carter is teaching Respiratory this AM.

I didn't know the Peanut Farmer took time off his charitable and international peace making work to become a DO and change his name.

It's like a male southern Wattleweezy.

I heard a good one liner from JMM (John Michael Montgomery) this AM:

"Troubles come, but they go good with beer."

🙂

I heard there was something going on in portier's pants................go hawks

 

[Portier]

I heard there was something going on in portier's pants................go hawks

There is...you. 👍

 

[cremaster2007]

There is...you. 👍

no ray no .............. I heard there was something going on in there.........like it had been quarantined by the CDC

 

[Portier]

no ray no .............. I heard there was something going on in there.........like it had been quarantined by the CDC

It was...by the cremaster dic-tasting council!

 

[Queen Bee]

as long as you are a dude pretending to be a chick.............portier will be in. 😱

in you that is

 

[Queen Bee]

I heard there was something going on in portier's pants................go hawks

actually nothings going on in portiers pants, somethings going in them, that something is...ME!!! Not in a gay way, I just like how his pants look and asked to borrow them. You guys are sick, how could you think that! Those pants were the best fu(K i ever had.

 

[newbieDOgal]

in you that is

After the as*ramming i got today from that test, I only have two places left for Portier to enter. And I'm afraid one of them is just to small for his largeness. 🙂

 

[Portier]

After the as*ramming i got today from that test, I only have two places left for Portier to enter. And I'm afraid one of them is just to small for his largeness. 🙂

Well, I'm stuck in MPH class tonight until 9PM....Environmental Health.
I hope all the parties aren't over by the time I get out of here.

...................................................................😍
And trust me honey, there's no hole too small... 👍 👎

I mean, no part too small....wait.

There are no small parts, only small actors.

Something.....

 

[babyruth]

Icky icky icky

 

[Portier]

Icky icky icky

Am I gonna' lose my Amy speaking privileges?

Sorry.... 🙁

 

[cremaster2007]

It was...by the cremaster dic-tasting council!

portier that council was disbanded years ago..........you might be thinking of the dmak council of janage 🙄

 

[Portier]

portier that council was disbanded years ago..........you might be thinking of the dmak council of janage 🙄

how does diseminated intravascular coagulopathy taste anyway?

You going out tonight?