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[cremaster2007]

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how does diseminated intravascular coagulopathy taste anyway?

You going out tonight?

Portier did you turn the lights off again and pull out a cucumber and tell newbie it was your manhood..........I told that doesn't work when..............maybe you pulled it off though who knows

 

[babyruth]

Am I gonna' lose my Amy speaking privileges?

Sorry.... 🙁

Only if you dent my delicate sensibilities...

 

[RasputinDO]

Go RED SOX!!!!......that is all I have to say

 

[cremaster2007]

Go RED SOX!!!!......that is all I have to say

I agree as well

 

[Portier]

I agree as well

Cremaster gets jealous when I dance like a white guy.

He's got too much rhythm, so he doesn't attract so much attention.

He also has to sleep in after a long night...ROOKIE!!

 

[cremaster2007]

Cremaster gets jealous when I dance like a white guy.

He's got too much rhythm, so he doesn't attract so much attention.

He also has to sleep in after a long night...ROOKIE!!

Portier I would sleep in even if it wasn't a long night and we did what do last night and we did it well...........especially astro and portier you two are the greatest single force known to man...........astro watch out for those irish car bombs..............bam 😉

 

[cremaster2007]

Cremaster gets jealous when I dance like a white guy.

He's got too much rhythm, so he doesn't attract so much attention.

He also has to sleep in after a long night...ROOKIE!!

Portier did you meet newbie DO dude last night and make out with him??

 

[Portier]

Portier did you meet newbie DO dude last night and make out with him??

Strangely enough, no....


However, watcing you make out with every chick in sight assuaged my sense of loss....

 

[cremaster2007]

Strangely enough, no....




dude if I only did make out with someone it would have been a good night......maybe at the halloween party....can you teach me some of your moves??? 😉

 

[Astroglide User]

Where is our rotation survey we are supposed to take. on blackboard or portal or what?

 

[Portier]

Where is our rotation survey we are supposed to take. on blackboard or portal or what?

It's on the portal.

Hurry up before the time is over.

 

[cremaster2007]

I'm the luckiest man in the world..................it seems my ex still believes she has the power to yell at me for flirting with girls.............I love women and there ever ending ability to make you feel like **** even when they have no right to..........................

 

[RasputinDO]

I could get world series tickets for the red sox (a friend of mine just called)......but I can't afford the damn ticket to fly home........how much does that suck 👎 😡

 

[Portier]

I'm the luckiest man in the world..................it seems my ex still believes she has the power to yell at me for flirting with girls.............I love women and there ever ending ability to make you feel like **** even when they have no right to..........................

Can't live with them....if you divorce them they take half your ****.

 

[Docgeorge]

Can't live with them....if you divorce them they take half your ****.

One word: PRE-NUP (unless she makes more then you)

 

[Portier]

One word: PRE-NUP (unless she makes more then you)

Yeah...whatever....

 

[Docgeorge]

It's too bad that after they divorce you they take half your ****...I wonder if you should be able to hit them up for half the sex you used to get???

 

[luckystar]

Harvey can "lip my stocking"!

See all you fine folks at the Halloween party 🙂 Behave... 😎

jtessier, I'm constantly amazed at the prices of airfare. My tickets home for Thanksgiving were only $299, but for winter break, they're $380! And if I wanted to fly on Sunday the 2nd instead of the 1st of January, it'll be like, $100 more. Crazy... 😱

 

[RasputinDO]

yeah I'm in the same boat for airfare for X-mas break, I did get an ok deal on my thanksgiving one though......I'm waiting just a little longer before I buy mine for dec. but I've noticed the same thing where it seems consistently 100-150 more to fly Jan 2 instead of Jan 1...........I'm still debating if I'll actually buy the ticket to go home tomorrow......it's a little pricey BUT if I get the Sox tickets they'll be given to me and if I do fly home I don't think the plane ticket would be anymore than I would pay to go to the game if I were in Boston......but then again I'm also poor right now 😕

 

[Portier]

It's too bad that after they divorce you they take half your ****...I wonder if you should be able to hit them up for half the sex you used to get???

Half of Nothing is still nothing, Prad. 🙁

 

[Docgeorge]

Half of Nothing is still nothing, Prad. 🙁

You were'nt supposed tell people that! Damn now my cover is blown....Oh well I guess it's time to go visit Rosey. 👎 👍 👎 👍

 

[Portier]

Who is Rosey?

And why haven't you introduced us before?

 

[cremaster2007]

portier you know rosey quite well don't kid yourself.............and docgeorge good idea on getting half the sex, I would be willing to split everything if that meant I had the right to still have sex with her like 3 times a month. 🙄

 

[babyruth]

Only if you come back lift heavy things, open the pickle jar, and help me move s**t around... oh and prad, please take out the trash and I hate it when you leave your socks all over the floor.

Portier, where's my pie?

 

[Portier]

Only if you come back lift heavy things, open the pickle jar, and help me move s**t around... oh and prad, please take out the trash and I hate it when you leave your socks all over the floor.

Portier, where's my pie?

There's chili in the kitchen, and your backrub is right here....


😍

 

[Docgeorge]

Socks are picked up, pickle jars open and all the heavy thing picked up and put back down. Nowbabyruth where's my PIE???? 😛

 

[Portier]

Socks are picked up, pickle jars open and all the heavy thing picked up and put back down. Nowbabyruth where's my PIE???? 😛

I think I just solved malpractice, insurance dishonesty, and inefficiency in the healthcare system in one foul swoop.

You can swoon over my greatness as you feel desire to.

 

[cremaster2007]

I think I just solved malpractice, insurance dishonesty, and inefficiency in the healthcare system in one foul swoop.

You can swoon over my greatness as you feel desire to.

No portier you just took a dump..........everyone does its just that you were always told to hold the evil in, so welcome to the normal world but don't confuse bowl movements with great ideas.

 

[Portier]

No portier you just took a dump..........everyone does its just that you were always told to hold the evil in, so welcome to the normal world but don't confuse bowl movements with great ideas.

Cremaster,

Did you try to play mount the Jedi at the Halloween party in that pic?

Funny that the force didn't let me know that was going on.

😱

 

[cremaster2007]

Cremaster,

Did you try to play mount the Jedi at the Halloween party in that pic?

Funny that the force didn't let me know that was going on.

😱

Ghostbusters have a special jedi block on so that is why I could get away with it..................be be very

 

[Portier]

Dartos,

Mimes were invented in France.

Welcome to the club.

BROTHER!

 

[cremaster2007]

Dartos,

Mimes were invented in France.

Welcome to the club.

BROTHER!

Poor dartos, its officially true if he's related to portier............he must love men too.

 

[cremaster2007]

I hate when its dark at 6:30 at night🙁

 

[cremaster2007]

Dartos,

Mimes were invented in France.

Welcome to the club.

BROTHER!

Portier are you in class???

 

[Portier]

Portier are you in class???

Not tonight....
I'm finsihing my insurance insdustry regulation paper...why?

Wanna' have some beers and go chase skirts?

We still never med that newbie chick.

 

[cremaster2007]

Not tonight....
I'm finsihing my insurance insdustry regulation paper...why?

Wanna' have some beers and go chase skirts?

We still never med that newbie chick.

Maybe later in the week since nobody else posts on here anymore we could always just put our schedules and important numbers here.

 

[Portier]

Maybe later in the week since nobody else posts on here anymore we could always just put our schedules and important numbers here.

6AM : Wake up and pee
6:3oAM : Hope prostate will go down so I can finally pee
7AM : Back to bed with full bladder
8AM : Class...realize how much I hate listening to people talk when I play zuma

8:15AM: Realize that lecture makes me have to pee
12:15PM: Eat whatever Erin will let me have...not fried chicken
12:30PM: Nap...alone
12:31PM: Wake up and have to pee...can't.
1PM: go to lab/class/gym

1:15PM : Stop and watch cremasters boody as he walks by...wish he was a woman.

5:00PM: Go home and wait for Luckystar to show up so I can get some asian.
5:05PM: Realize I finished in about 2 minutes this time...new record.
5:09PM: Realize Lucky is Dmacc with a wig....feel dirty.
5:10PM: ask for another serving.

7PM: Answer phone calls and emails from fans
9PM: Go to bed.....do self catherization first...or after.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

6AM : Wake up and pee
6:3oAM : Hope prostate will go down so I can finally pee
7AM : Back to bed with full bladder
8AM : Class...realize how much I hate listening to people talk when I play zuma

8:15AM: Realize that lecture makes me have to pee
12:15PM: Eat whatever Erin will let me have...not fried chicken
12:30PM: Nap...alone
12:31PM: Wake up and have to pee...can't.
1PM: go to lab/class/gym

1:15PM : Stop and watch cremasters boody as he walks by...wish he was a woman.

5:00PM: Go home and wait for Luckystar to show up so I can get some asian.
5:05PM: Realize I finished in about 2 minutes this time...new record.
5:09PM: Realize Lucky is Dmacc with a wig....feel dirty.
5:10PM: ask for another serving.

7PM: Answer phone calls and emails from fans
9PM: Go to bed.....do self catherization first...or after.

Way t.m.i








go badgers!

 

[cremaster2007]

Way t.m.i








go badgers!

you are awesomeo .............. go hawks.

 

[Dartos Vader]

mimes, much like poodles, were invented in germany, and the bitchass french tried to take credit for yet another magnificent creation. You know what I like? Every year Natalie and I spend like 20 bucks on our costume, and go as something stupid, and everybodies like,"Your costume rocks!" Simple formula really, just make sure your wifes boobs show enough. Then get drunk and act like an dingus.

 

[Portier]

mimes, much like poodles, were invented in germany, and the bitchass french tried to take credit for yet another magnificent creation. You know what I like? Every year Natalie and I spend like 20 bucks on our costume, and go as something stupid, and everybodies like,"Your costume rocks!" Simple formula really, just make sure your wifes boobs show enough. Then get drunk and act like an dingus.

Dartos,

You don't need to get drunk, buddy...

 

[cremaster2007]

mimes, much like poodles, were invented in germany, and the bitchass french tried to take credit for yet another magnificent creation. You know what I like? Every year Natalie and I spend like 20 bucks on our costume, and go as something stupid, and everybodies like,"Your costume rocks!" Simple formula really, just make sure your wifes boobs show enough. Then get drunk and act like an dingus.

I told portier to show more cleavage, but would he listen to me........noooooooooo

 

[Munchkin6245]

hey guys, sorry to intrude, but question: Where is the best place to rent in Des Moines? As in cheap, clean, fun, lots of single people, etc.

 

[Portier]

hey guys, sorry to intrude, but question: Where is the best place to rent in Des Moines? As in cheap, clean, fun, lots of single people, etc.

The Imperial is fairly cheap, but has stinky hallways...clean though.

Windsor Terrace is swankier, a bit more expensive, no stinky hallways.

3000 Grand is for "Liberal East Coast Elitists," or "Rich East Coast Kids."

Grand Prix is also on the same level for price and nicness at the Imperial.

Frankly, they're all about the same as far as I can tell...but I'm not particular as long as I don't have to share a small space with 9 other guys (Navy).

 

[EvoDevo]

The Imperial is fairly cheap, but has stinky hallways...clean though.

Windsor Terrace is swankier, a bit more expensive, no stinky hallways.

3000 Grand is for "Liberal East Coast Elitists," or "Rich East Coast Kids."

Grand Prix is also on the same level for price and nicness at the Imperial.

Frankly, they're all about the same as far as I can tell...but I'm not particular as long as I don't have to share a small space with 9 other guys (Navy).

Don't lie. You know that you love the "closeness" of Navy service. 😀

 

[Astroglide User]

Portier don't kid anyone: you love tight spaces with 9 men. the best place to live to find single and married people is 3000 grand hands down. however, sometimes meeting people at the year's beginning when everyone is not his/her true med school self can be a problem later in the year when certain people call you all the time. i have heard from others this can be a problem.

if you are really cheap, find a roommate and move to 4220 Grand where you pay a mere $675 per month with heating and water included. but there are families here.

Portier left out the truly rich places to live, WEST DES MOINES which is the golf course type of people. in fact, many of the condo's out there have clubhouses and stuff along those lines.

If i had it all over again. i would live at 3000 grand b/c it's close to school and very nice. as a great rapper once said, "money aint a thAng when you have loans!"

 

[Astroglide User]

I do agree about the Imperial smelling like crap. and if you live there, you will be VERY surprised to see who visits there on occasion.

I'm moving to Laguna Beach my 3rd and 4th year.

 

[Portier]

I'm moving to Cremaster's mom's house for 3rd and fourth year.

He's so young, and I'm so old, his mom is probably close to my age.

I'll be his Sea-Daddy....OH YEAH!

 

[Portier]

Astroglide,

My mom says to please give her a call as it's been 3 weeks since your last visit.

...and to say she 😍 's you

 

[Astroglide User]

There is a reason i have not called her in three weeks.....I have been getting T+A elsewhere lately, and believe me, I have been satisfied. but tell her not to worry, cold spells come more than they go, so i will be pretending i like French women with hairy legs once again.