DMU................Self-proclaimed Super Geniuses

[AwesomeO-DO]

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Paul...if i were you, i would be praying the hawks don't find a way to upset you in iowa city. i'm guessing we will be underdogs in a place we have not lost for about 3 years. i predict we put an end to your dream season and there will be a 3 way tie for 1st place in the big 10, sending iowa to the outback bowl once again. 17 straight at kinnick

However, today i am begging you to burn me some software. have a heart kid.

huh? what software?

 

[Astroglide User]

who in their right mind would still use KY when astroglide is on the market. www.astroglide.com will fill you in with the details on how to "slide into" life.

 

[Portier]

President Clifford,

I respectfully request to become sub-minister of hot chicks from PCOM!!

This sub-cabinet position will be under astrotrain, but I feel confident I can please him with my work.

Seriously, in San Fran at the AOA convention, at the COSGP meetings.....Probably 2 of the hottest liberal east coast elitists I've ever seen.

All I can say is come on February for Ft Lauderdale and the swimsuit competition!

For real...Pam...brunette...beautiful...aggressive (politically)...intelligent...BODY!!!!

 

[Astroglide User]

i thought you would like san fran b/c of the high number of gays...

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Anyone getting Halo II tonight?

 

[babyruth]

Be careful Portier, you might be converted.

 

[cremaster2007]

Be careful Portier, you might be converted.

are you thinking converted back to hetero????

 

[Portier]

I'm Rayist....there's no converting me....

 

[Astroglide User]

paul check your email and you will know what i am talking about. i want to copy stuff.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

paul check your email and you will know what i am talking about. i want to copy stuff.

bring your laptop to me during class sometime and i'll download the proper programs for you, maybe if you are nice i'll show you how to use said programs

 

[cremaster2007]

I like it when you guys talk dirty secret computer program talk to each other on here........................and rayist is the thing I fear the most.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

I like it when you guys talk dirty secret computer program talk to each other on here........................and rayist is the thing I fear the most.

Creating a virutal girlfriend on my computer isn't something i would want to everyone to know about... a virtual g-friend that copies stuff

 

[cremaster2007]

Creating a virutal girlfriend on my computer isn't something i would want to everyone to know about... a virtual g-friend that copies stuff

I'd like to place my order right now.............

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

I'd like to place my order right now.............

i've only finished the alpha version... which has some small problems like... she gets all fussy and starts throwing my files out the virtual window onto the virtual sidewalk

the beta version will have all of this corrected, along with virtual backhanding and optional upgrades for a virtual twin sister...


damn i have too much time on my hands

 

[cremaster2007]

i've only finished the alpha version... which has some small problems like... she gets all fussy and starts throwing my files out the virtual window onto the virtual sidewalk

the beta version will have all of this corrected, along with virtual backhanding and optional upgrades for a virtual twin sister...


damn i have too much time on my hands

No Paul you have just the right amount to come up with the greatest invention ever.............make sure the beta version has the optional cooking, cleaning, and child rearing software.......wait make that mandatory!!

 

[Portier]

Paul,

Can I pre-order one w/ a really big bootay?

AND...good at making fried chicken!

 

[cremaster2007]

Paul,

Can I pre-order one w/ a really big bootay?

AND...good at making fried chicken!

Portier you can find a real one of those

 

[Dartos Vader]

Paul,

Can I pre-order one w/ a really big bootay?

AND...good at making fried chicken!

Ray, ive got the girl of your dreams, she put her bed in the kitchen, right next to the sink (for washin') the deep fryer (fer cookin' fried chicken) and there is room for one tiny little french horndog to be smothered in 500 lbs of PURE WOMAN!!!!!

 

[cremaster2007]

Ray, ive got the girl of your dreams, she put her bed in the kitchen, right next to the sink (for washin') the deep fryer (fer cookin' fried chicken) and there is room for one tiny little french horndog to be smothered in 500 lbs of PURE WOMAN!!!!!

You can't pimp dmak out like that without asking him first

 

[Astroglide User]

All i want in my artificial female is as follows:

1. NEVER asks questions
2. only speech capabilities go "oh god, yes, yes, yes, oh god, Wow!"
3. astroglide dispenser on hip and hand
4. an up to the minute scoreboard on her back (and a washcloth of course)
5. back of neck has a kirk ferentz tatoo
6. after yelling her only speech option, i want to hear the instrumental Iowa fight song
7. ideally i could check my email on her too
8. she answers to any name but indentifies herself as "Number 5"
9. Batteries for accessories INCLUDED
10. She must have steve perry's voice....yeah i know that's weird but deal with it.

 

[cremaster2007]

All i want in my artificial female is as follows:

1. NEVER asks questions
2. only speech capabilities go "oh god, yes, yes, yes, oh god, Wow!"
3. astroglide dispenser on hip and hand
4. an up to the minute scoreboard on her back (and a washcloth of course)
5. back of neck has a kirk ferentz tatoo
6. after yelling her only speech option, i want to hear the instrumental Iowa fight song
7. ideally i could check my email on her too
8. she answers to any name but indentifies herself as "Number 5"
9. Batteries for accessories INCLUDED
10. She must have steve perry's voice....yeah i know that's weird but deal with it.

Can you make one for me but change 4 to include a scoreboard with an HDTV and ps2, and 10 to steve perry's voice when you turn her on saying should have been gone

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

You mean you don't want the singing version of the Iowa fight song? Because I know the "real" lyrics.

 

[cremaster2007]

You mean you don't want the singing version of the Iowa fight song? Because I know the "real" lyrics.

easy paul, I wouldn't want you to cry all week after you travel to kinnick and meet the powerful forces of lord ferentz and his battle general commander tate......you may be forced to bow to his minions

 

[Astroglide User]

and while you are down there bowing in all, we may just find something else for you to do so you know how to program it into our dream women.

by the way, i'm slowly learning the copy stuff. i shrek on my computer but that is about all at this point. we must have tutor session thurs after 1st of maneeeeeee exams.

and in case you cared, i once passe out, rallied, and sprung a few leaks as the master buffett once said.

 

[cremaster2007]

and while you are down there bowing in all, we may just find something else for you to do so you know how to program it into our dream women.

by the way, i'm slowly learning the copy stuff. i shrek on my computer but that is about all at this point. we must have tutor session thurs after 1st of maneeeeeee exams.

and in case you cared, i once passe out, rallied, and sprung a few leaks as the master buffett once said.

as a wise man once said you don't pee into the wind............

 

[cremaster2007]

By the way thinking ahead to all the tests we're gonna have in the next 8 days or so.................can someone explain to me again why we are paying $50,000 a year to continually get get our asses kicked, so someday somebody will sue us for trying to help them???

 

[Portier]

If you join my Navy, Cremaster, you won't have to ever be sued...maybe buggered, but never sued.

Can you give Astrotrain's virtual woman ambiguous genitalia? He used to love standind around looking at the one specimen in anatomy lab....come to think of it...he and Cremaster spent a lot of time on the males, too.....

 

[cremaster2007]

If you join my Navy, Cremaster, you won't have to ever be sued...maybe buggered, but never sued.

Can you give Astrotrain's virtual woman ambiguous genitalia? He used to love standind around looking at the one specimen in anatomy lab....come to think of it...he and Cremaster spent a lot of time on the males, too.....

Portier I was to understand that buggered = sued...........and there is only one way you would know we stood around the male specimens......

 

[cremaster2007]

Hey if anyone is here and wants to do some OMM, I could use some.........dude, chick, I'm not gonna be picky right now........... 😉

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

the couple in Apt 314 (right above mine) in the Imperial Apartments are sooo having nasty loud sex RIGHT NOW. I'm so envious.

 

[Astroglide User]

It would not be two guys by any chance that both attend DMU?

hey cremaster...remember the day we had to explain to portier that NOT everyone has ambiguous genitalia no matter what his mom told him. It's ok kid, anomalies really are NOT normal. life with it, laugh at it, and then take it to the man of your dreams!

My favorite show with high school girls is on, LAGUNA BEACH.

 

[cremaster2007]

the couple in Apt 314 (right above mine) in the Imperial Apartments are sooo having nasty loud sex RIGHT NOW. I'm so envious.

You mean the porn you put in your vcr, then left the room and sat in the living room in your boxers pretending it was upstairs cause that's how you like it...............nasty wisconsinites

 

[Portier]

As far as I know two girls live in 314...directly across the hall from me.

And neither one of them have a penis as far as I can tell....but neither does Kirk Ferentz, and Astroglide still loves him.

And leave my ambiguous genitalia out of this...it's not my fault you have never seen an "innie" before.

 

[Portier]

You mean the porn you put in your vcr, then left the room and sat in the living room in your boxers pretending it was upstairs cause that's how you like it...............nasty wisconsinites

Nasty is any chick that lets Paul hear her do it...except my mom when Astroglide returns her calls. Luckily his sister likes innies, and I get to have some, too.

Cremaster, I was wondering if you'd mind coming over and showing me your, "milkshake." I hear it brings all the boys to the yard.

 

[cremaster2007]

Nasty is any chick that lets Paul hear her do it...except my mom when Astroglide returns her calls. Luckily his sister likes innies, and I get to have some, too.

Cremaster, I was wondering if you'd mind coming over and showing me your, "milkshake." I hear it brings all the boys to the yard.

Damn right it's better than your's, I could teach you, portier, but I'll have to charge..........did you leave and head back to the imperial??

 

[Portier]

Damn right it's better than your's, I could teach you, portier, but I'll have to charge..........did you leave and head back to the imperial??

I had to hear Paul having sex with his VCR....and get a nap.

Now I just have to outline another 5 chapters before bed....I love medical school.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

As far as I know two girls live in 314...directly across the hall from me.

And neither one of them have a penis as far as I can tell....but neither does Kirk Ferentz, and Astroglide still loves him.

And leave my ambiguous genitalia out of this...it's not my fault you have never seen an "innie" before.

sweet sweet lesbian action... mmmmmmmm

 

[sether52do]

Ray? Is that you with the soon to be Attorney General?

 

[Portier]

Ray? Is that you with the soon to be Attorney General?

Sether, to quote Dierks Bentley: "My Love Will Follow You."

Yes it is, and it's a rather flattering picture of me as a black man.

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Hmm......do notetakers get paid by the page or by the lecture? I'm gonna start laying the smackdown on people if I keep getting more notepool that's entirely bolded. YOU heard me devil woman......I got your back Portier.

D to the Izzo

 

[Portier]

Hmm......do notetakers get paid by the page or by the lecture? I'm gonna start laying the smackdown on people if I keep getting more notepool that's entirely bolded. YOU heard me devil woman......I got your back Portier.

D to the Izzo

What the hell is up with that? I don't even care about the thing..I just fowarded the email..it's Burrows' thing...and somebody's panties are all in a wad.

BLAH.

I just want to be back in the Navy. Is that too much to ask? I want to be able to rip into the occasional 18 year old who can benefit from it, and not have to be so nice to people who have skin so thin that amoebas are amazed at the ability of said skin to retain cytoplasm and organelles.

 

[Astroglide User]

This might have been the best SDN night of all time. we have lesbian and homosexual talk as well as transgender options. Portier truly loves it when i return his mom's phone calls b/c she is happy for the week...if he only knew what we were talking about. it's all about multiple ho's at the same time that are totally cool with this guy doing it (and them for that matter).

So Portier, i think you missed the picture regarding the attorney general. you are next to the almighty black man who will hold the position, and we all know what you were thinking when standing next to him. damn that does look like you!

Notepool drama tonight....what the ****? i feel bad for the notetaker everyone is correcting when she actually did it right. also, notepool is great and prevents me from attending class. furthermore, i wish i lived at the imperial for maneeeeee reasons, proximity to portier being number one. my apt complex is so RONERY.

 

[Astroglide User]

A black man who was given tablets for liver disease has won ?15,000 after they turned him white.

CHECK OUT PICTURE AT THIS WEBSITE: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_365484.html


The skin of Tekeste Kahsay, 59, has turned white, except for a patch of skin across his face.

Mr Kahsay, originally from Eritrea but now living in Sweden, says he feels like a black man trapped in a white man's body.

Mr Kahsay was badly injured as he worked at a sawmill in Lidkoping. Blood tests revealed the first stages of liver disease which could have proved fatal.

He was prescribed a drug which saved his liver but had astonishing side effects. His skin became increasingly light until he was white except for a dark "mask" on his face and ears. He has been shunned and attacked because of his strange appearance.

He said: ''This is terrible. I disappeared. I was a black man inside and a white man outside. My self-confidence is gone."

Mr Kahsay won ?15,000 from a medical tribunal, The Mirror reports.

The doctor who treated him is reported to be off work with severe psychological problems. In Mr Kahsay's homeland, he is shunned as a leper, as white pigment is considered a sign of the disease.

He added: ''I am a black man and will always be a black man but I don't know who I am. But I have learned a lot about intolerance towards people of another colour.''

 

[Portier]

Today's lesson is Dr's can't do math.....

And they don't understand chemistry!

 

[Astroglide User]

Three high school students face charges for using a bat to beat another student who taunted them about being John Kerry supporters days after the contentious election.

The 17-year-old Apple Valley victim was assaulted Thursday in a Minnesota Zoo parking lot near Apple Valley's School of Environmental Studies, better known as the zoo school. Chad McKay, also 17, stood over the victim attempting to protect him.

"It's a good thing to see young people interested and excited about politics," said Dakota County Attorney James Backstrom. "It's obviously very disturbing to see this kind of violence over it."

The SAINT PAUL PIONEER PRESS reported in morning editions: The argument began earlier in the day Thursday with a discussion about candidates the minors had supported for president, Backstrom said. The two victims supported President Bush.

"We were sitting in the computer room at school, and there was kind of a political debate," said Chad McKay of Arden Hills. "Some people said only gay people vote for Bush." Chad said the victim said "only gay people would vote for Kerry because he supports gay marriage."

Backstrom said the victims then "called the other guys some names."

Chad said later in the afternoon when he and the victim were walking to their cars they heard their three senior classmates yelling at them, according to the police report.

Chad got to his car, but the three 17-year-olds attacked the victim, he said, hitting him in face, including with a baseball bat and kicking him. One boy had a padlock wrapped around his finger, Chad said.

 

[cremaster2007]

I miss talking on sdn during class now that I don't get up till 12🙂

 

[Portier]

I miss my bed not smelling like ass since you've started staying in it until 12.....

However, you do make good scrambled eggs!

 

[cremaster2007]

I miss my bed not smelling like ass since you've started staying in it until 12.....

However, you do make good scrambled eggs!

you know portier I can only do so much.....................you keeping me up all night trying to get into my pants and me just wanting to sleep................you should be making me the freaking eggs you french b*stard.

 

[babyruth]

The hospital where my Dad works and their health plan gave them all beer cozies with the Health plan name on it. Isn't that like gitting a pack of cigarettes from Blue Cross/Blue shield?

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

The hospital where my Dad works and their health plan gave them all beer cozies with the Health plan name on it. Isn't that like gitting a pack of cigarettes from Blue Cross/Blue shield?

Depends on what kind of beer you put in the cozy