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[cremaster2007]

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Depends on what kind of beer you put in the cozy

Awesomeo

me you and astro are going to be putting natty light into them the weekend iowa plays wisconsin........and listen to the hot lesbian action above you.

 

[Portier]

Sooooo tired of studying.

I just want to be a doctor with Emily Hill as my wife...is that too much to ask?

oh well....back to it.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Awesomeo

me you and astro are going to be putting natty light into them the weekend iowa plays wisconsin........and listen to the hot lesbian action above you.

Well... if you want to follow me around in the woods while I look for defenseless animals to kill... i suppose that's ok. But we can celebrate our win/loss when I return from vaca

 

[cremaster2007]

Well... if you want to follow me around in the woods while I look for defenseless animals to kill... i suppose that's ok. But we can celebrate our win/loss when I return from vaca

Ok that we will monday night after OMM..............Awesome-O one more thing.............I love you

 

[cremaster2007]

Sooooo tired of studying.

I just want to be a doctor with Emily Hill as my wife...is that too much to ask?

oh well....back to it.

Is emily hill a dude???? Does he/she know that you are find him/or her attractive. The magic 8 ball pen says she is "doubt it" to be a female....by the way star wars trailor was awesome o

 

[Astroglide User]

Today i was studying in 305A from 1pm - 11 pm

i observed Dr Kneussel smoking at teh following times

1:50-2:05
3:15-3:20
4:45....did not see him go back inside. maybe he smoked himself to ashes

I think an interesting thing for this website will be for all of us to write down times we see him out toking up. it would fall under a respiratory experiment i guess.

And paul, the only difference b/w you and Cremaster (and me) is that while you hunt defenseless animals in the woods, Cliff and i pose as sharks and stalk tuna in the shallow seas.

 

[cremaster2007]

Today i was studying in 305A from 1pm - 11 pm

i observed Dr Kneussel smoking at teh following times

1:50-2:05
3:15-3:20
4:45....did not see him go back inside. maybe he smoked himself to ashes

I think an interesting thing for this website will be for all of us to write down times we see him out toking up. it would fall under a respiratory experiment i guess.

And paul, the only difference b/w you and Cremaster (and me) is that while you hunt defenseless animals in the woods, Cliff and i pose as sharks and stalk tuna in the shallow seas.

I'm in but I don't study at school but I will be watching for the kneuss smoking outside of grounds I guess.....I love tuna

 

[Astroglide User]

It's not fair when someone like BABYRUTH joins in and i have no idea who that is. what the shiit is that about? 😡

 

[luckystar]

Don't you like a little mystery in your life?

I don't. Just tell me the truth goddammit. Off to bed. See y'all tomorrow, bright and early!

 

[luckystar]

Oh and babyruth is quite possibly the coolest secretary EVAR.

 

[cremaster2007]

Oh and babyruth is quite possibly the coolest secretary EVAR.

Next to those secretaries that have sex with their bosses...........I love those kinds

 

[Astroglide User]

Hey Ho...you said it best, just be honest with me. i'd rather know what is underneath that dress than having portier investigate if you know what i mean. it's 4am, and i cannot sleep. i hate studying and school in general at times, but then i go back to loving it as soon as exams are over. 😴

 

[cremaster2007]

Hey Ho...you said it best, just be honest with me. i'd rather know what is underneath that dress than having portier investigate if you know what i mean. it's 4am, and i cannot sleep. i hate studying and school in general at times, but then i go back to loving it as soon as exams are over. 😴

It is 4:21 AM and dmak and I are listening to Matchbox 20 and holding each other as we rock back and forth and poop a lot from the excessive caffeine......

 

[cremaster2007]

Hey Ho...you said it best, just be honest with me. i'd rather know what is underneath that dress than having portier investigate if you know what i mean. it's 4am, and i cannot sleep. i hate studying and school in general at times, but then i go back to loving it as soon as exams are over. 😴

sign on to aol and chat with us b*tchcat

 

[Portier]

Is emily hill a dude???? Does he/she know that you are find him/or her attractive. The magic 8 ball pen says she is "doubt it" to be a female....by the way star wars trailor was awesome o

While I am (no levity implied) quite sure that she is not a man, she was called, "beastly" by some second year who was working the PWP booth and administered her grip test. (Whoever it was: If you have the nuts to admit it, I think she deserves an apology...if you don't, I can persuade you in any fashion necessary to convey the gravity of my conviction.)

And yes, while it has not changed too much, she who I have been crushing on for some time is aware.

And anyway, we all know my record on a "surprise." I unlike Astrotrain will be polite and leave. He, sick Iowan that he his, will act angry, break things, stay, make love, snuggle, make breakfast, call your mother, soak his feet in your tang or sunny delight if you have that, make you tea with his special bag (I teabagged Dmacc yesterday) and then leave his number and $0.15 on the sink next to your toothbrush he couldn't use since Iowa public schools never teach that bit of knowledge.

At least that's what "Tunica Vaginalis" (Cremaster's alter ego) told me after a long night last December when it was "cold" and (s)he was lonely.

 

[Astroglide User]

someday you will find love. but for now, that growth in your panties is merely a tumor you will never satisfy completely unless ultimo female is made sometime soon.

what can i say? i always take one (or two) for the team. in fact, this guy might be expanding numbers again in the near future....the iowa gene pool is forever growing thanks to the people who live in my apartment. 😎

 

[cremaster2007]

someday you will find love. but for now, that growth in your panties is merely a tumor you will never satisfy completely unless ultimo female is made sometime soon.

what can i say? i always take one (or two) for the team. in fact, this guy might be expanding numbers again in the near future....the iowa gene pool is forever growing thanks to the people who live in my apartment. 😎

I give it up to the respiratory people for making the final seem easier than any test I've ever taken, and yet missing a lot more than I anticipated..........very interesting

 

[cremaster2007]

I think Dr. Terry did that wrong key on purpose cause he likes to see our class do poorly on his tests..............

 

[Thousandth]

Ok so I am sitting here studying for our next anatomy test when WHAM out of no where I finally get Cremasters name....wow dude wow...

 

[Portier]

Ok so I am sitting here studying for our next anatomy test when WHAM out of no where I finally get Cremasters name....wow dude wow...

His real name is tunica vaginalis....or tunica albuginea if he's at a clan rally.

 

[cremaster2007]

His real name is tunica vaginalis....or tunica albuginea if he's at a clan rally.

Portier's name is usually "guy who gets it from dudes, gets it long, and gets it hard" when we are at clan meetings............I love you portier and thousandth bout damn time they taught you something worth while.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

go gophers...


BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, GO BADGERS!!!!!!

 

[Astroglide User]

I hope you are forced to live the rest of your life in a grocery store with Dr. spreadbury complaining about everything you do.

 

[Portier]

I think if you offer Dr S a triple quarter pounder that he'll give you an A in nutrition...

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

9:03 am, Nov. 13th 2004: the couple living above me just had sex... and then Knusell had a smoke

 

[Portier]

9:03 am, Nov. 13th 2004: the couple living above me just had sex... and then Knusell had a smoke

I was off by one number.
The girls across the hall from me are 312.

I've seen the couple around in 314....I didn't know they also made porn soundtracks.

You should leave them a note. HAHA!

 

[Astroglide User]

Next week could be one the biggest in college football history if wisconsin holds on today. mich vs. ohio state and iowa vs wisc all in the same day...what in the world are we going to do?

knowing the luck of the badgers, they will toss their own salad the next two weeks.

 

[Portier]

I saw Astroglide leaving the buidling today dressed as a cable repair man.

I don't see what he was doing in the utility closet near 314.....

 

[Astroglide User]

Comment from ABC broadcaster. "There's a shocker. Wisconsin LOSING by 28 to Michigan State."

Even though i was not surprised, i was a bit disappointed b/c i wanted iowa to be the ones who spoiled the dream season. either way paul, next week will be one hell of a game, and i cannot wait to see it.

 

[cremaster2007]

Comment from ABC broadcaster. "There's a shocker. Wisconsin LOSING by 28 to Michigan State."

Even though i was not surprised, i was a bit disappointed b/c i wanted iowa to be the ones who spoiled the dream season. either way paul, next week will be one hell of a game, and i cannot wait to see it.

Either way I survived the longest drunkfest of my med school career in minneapolis this weekend. Though the gophers put up a good fight, the mighty greenway and his assassins roth, considine, and schlicker were too much in the end. Then I went to the bars where I saw the most beautifully put together woman on the face of the planet as a waitress at brother's, where we then left and went to another bar that was like a bigger version of miss kitty's where my friends and I became the bachelorette party slayers............I love weekends.

 

[babyruth]

Did you outdo your 2-5 alcoholic bev./week cardio friendly diet? Did you offer the lady a beer bong, I know that I always think that is realy sweet.

 

[Portier]

Did you outdo your 2-5 alcoholic bev./week cardio friendly diet? Did you offer the lady a beer bong, I know that I always think that is realy sweet.

Ruth...can I clone you?

 

[cremaster2007]

Did you outdo your 2-5 alcoholic bev./week cardio friendly diet? Did you offer the lady a beer bong, I know that I always think that is realy sweet.

I did wake up this morning to the a loud noise and feel like my chest was pounding, to which i realized it was just my alcohol induced cardiomyopathy..........gotta love the MGD!!

 

[cremaster2007]

Ruth...can I clone you?

tell me portier why don't you want to clone me!!

 

[Astroglide User]

Last time i offered a girl a beer bong i was a junior in undergrad at Iowa (greatest football team in the world by the way). well this girl, Kristin, somehow took me up on the offer and found herself occupying my bedroom last that night. come to think of it, the damn woman took over my room for the next 1.5 years and continues to do so whenever she visits.

moral of the story = offering a beer bong might be the sweet thing that gets you where you ultimately want to go that evening; however, girls rarely mean it when they say "girls just want to have fun." they mean to say "i will blow you away and make you happy only to someday make you feel guilty and get suckered into doing everything for me, including my little 19 year old sister."

 

[cremaster2007]

Last time i offered a girl a beer bong i was a junior in undergrad at Iowa (greatest football team in the world by the way). well this girl, Kristin, somehow took me up on the offer and found herself occupying my bedroom last that night. come to think of it, the damn woman took over my room for the next 1.5 years and continues to do so whenever she visits.

moral of the story = offering a beer bong might be the sweet thing that gets you where you ultimately want to go that evening; however, girls rarely mean it when they say "girls just want to have fun." they mean to say "i will blow you away and make you happy only to someday make you feel guilty and get suckered into doing everything for me, including my little 19 year old sister."

I will say thank god she is a prime number.................and yes alcohol is always involved in getting what you think you want for the night and somehow making it stay around for multiple months which can either be good or bad........or if you are portier it helps you when you sit on your hand and it falls alseep to do the stranger, to make you really think it is stranger

 

[cremaster2007]

20 minutes till go time...........progestins are bad progesterones are good. Testosterone makes you skinny...................and your weiner big!

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Nov. 15th 2004, 8:45am... AwesomeO sees a quarter on the floor in LH1, bends over to pick it up, and BAM! gets an ass ramming by Preventive Med Test 3. I'm not gonna shiit strait for a week

 

[Astroglide User]

that sounds just like the story of wisconsin over the weekend. taking up the ol' pooper for the "ol' number six" if you know what i mean.

Blazing saddles....

 

[cremaster2007]

Nov. 15th 2004, 8:45am... AwesomeO sees a quarter on the floor in LH1, bends over to pick it up, and BAM! gets an ass ramming by Preventive Med Test 3. I'm not gonna shiit strait for a week

For me they laid down 50 cent piece, which made me put more effort into the bending over........

 

[cremaster2007]

that sounds just like the story of wisconsin over the weekend. taking up the ol' pooper for the "ol' number six" if you know what i mean.

Blazing saddles....

Can't wait for saturday...........paul join us for the game at Front Row, with a hawkeye t-shirt........

 

[Astroglide User]

Cremaster we should make a shirt for paul that says "I butt****ked me at the front row"

The "I" would be in the hawkeye form of course.

 

[Portier]

tell me portier why don't you want to clone me!!

You don't have to clone something you already possess....

 

[cremaster2007]

Cremaster we should make a shirt for paul that says "I butt****ked me at the front row"

The "I" would be in the hawkeye form of course.

Let's do it...........and you need to listen to eminem's new song ass like that!

 

[cremaster2007]

You don't have to clone something you already possess....

Portier did you go get wasted tonight??? I had to memorize what I am supposed to do for SPAL, all thanks to lucky I will now at least pass, hopefully.

 

[Portier]

Portier did you go get wasted tonight??? I had to memorize what I am supposed to do for SPAL, all thanks to lucky I will now at least pass, hopefully.

I had 3 g and t's while making dinner, and during the movie I watched: Wyatt Earp. I like Tombstone better, but it's less complete. I watch the first tape of Wyatt Earp, then switch to Tombstone for the 2nd half.

I jus won 7 John Wayne VHS's on Ebay. Now me and TimeLord will have something to talk about during slow lectures besides cockblocking philandering ****olds.

 

[babyruth]

I am going to go into practice with the first oncology guy and with our advanced equipment and what I'd like to call a "lazer," (linear accelerator) we can take over the world. He was awesome!

 

[cremaster2007]

I am going to go into practice with the first oncology guy and with our advanced equipment and what I'd like to call a "lazer," (linear accelerator) we can take over the world. He was awesome!

I wish I could have been here, but sometimes you have to prioritize.......ie cram for spal, then start cramming for id, then start cramming for omm.....then cram some turkey into my stomach, then cram for heme........then build a lazer........which I will use to remove dmak's ass hair

 

[babyruth]

Does anyone else find the ads for surgical compression garments on the top of some of these pages a little disturbing?

 

[Portier]

Disturbing is the fact that ass hair isn't considered attractive in all cultures.

Omm..what is that? That test isn't until Monday..who studies before the last minute?

I don't like the MDmaker ad. We should protest.