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Portier said:
Disturbing is the fact that ass hair isn't considered attractive in all cultures.

Omm..what is that? That test isn't until Monday..who studies before the last minute?

I don't like the MDmaker ad. We should protest.
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I don't like ads unless they show partying, hot women/men, drinking, smoking and forgetting about life..........you know like my life in undergrad
 
New eminem cd is hilarious to say the least..........he is like the south park of rap, or the dmak of medical school....................unlike portier who is like the french always trying to give me legionella
 
It's 1:52 in the AM. I hate school because it hates me. Who gives 5 tests before Thanksgiving and then slaps us with a test afterwards. I have to poop. I can't sleep so I'm writing this while drinking a mimosa and lounging in my underwear with one side wedged in my crotchal area. 😱 Long live the Knuess.

dtothemotherf'ingmak

Can all the silent readers post something. I don't mind exposing myself to you, figuratively or literally....feeling vulnerable again :scared: .....it's just creeping me out when people come up to me and are like.....hey....you're dmak right?? 😕 No idiot....it's the other serbian in des moines.

I love smilies....better yet....I love emoticons.....they're icons....with emotion. GET IT? HAHAHAHAHAHA......son of a.....
 
Silent readers eat poopoo...unless they post.
 
Portier said:
Silent readers eat poopoo...unless they post.
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what the deuce, those silent readers are just holding us under their matriarchal tyranny
 
Test Question per Dr Brouker.....

Invasive cervical cancer can be eradicated in this counrty through pap smears.

Masses in breasts must be biopsied regardless of appearance on mamogram.

With excessive vaginal bleedingin the post menopausal woman, one has to sample the endometrium and consider it uterine cancer until proven otherwise.

Advanced Ovarian Cancer (spread to abdomen): optimal therapy is debulking and chemotherapy.

Women part of hereditary breat cancer syndrome (brc1 vs brc2): 50% lifetime chance of getting cancer.

He's actually fairly fun to listen to. Too bad I need to cram for ID/PH.
 
yes portier I can't believe you are in class.......I'm at java g's because I also know cramming for ID is #1, the OMM #2, then heme in like week........you french b*tch
 
I miss you, too....
 
Portier said:
I miss you, too....
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When you think about it only 3 more days till the hawks play wisconsin, and a certain wisconsin girl's drunk friends will be here, making it the hottest hawks/wisconsin game I've bared witness too. Oh yeah and the first infectious disease test would be done!!
 
How often should one post to not be a silent reader? Once a week? I have to admit I'm a silent reader most of the time, just because your'e a bunch of second year snobs. :laugh:

No really it's just hard for most of us to get a word (post) in with all your blathering. By the time someone posts something you've gone from room 314's sexual antics to Portier's movies to drunken acts of debauchery. It makes my head spin or I'm just a little slow, take your pick.
 
Dear person who eats turds:

posting is good, and once a day is sufficient. i'd rather you post something totally random that has nothing to do w/ what we are talking about. disrupt the flow if you will.

example. last night i was running down polk avenue around 11:30pm when out of the blue a black dog was chasing me. it posed no harm, but it would not stop chasing me. its owner yelled at it to get back home, but the stupid thing was after my anal-oil producing asss. what do you do in that situation?

Also, last week's south park was totally sweet. :idea:
 
cremaster2007 said:
When you think about it only 3 more days till the hawks play wisconsin, and a certain wisconsin girl's drunk friends will be here, making it the hottest hawks/wisconsin game I've bared witness too. Oh yeah and the first infectious disease test would be done!!
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1) i'm not a girl, 2) i won't be here, and 3) i don't have any drunk friends (or any friends now that I think of it)... sigh 🙁
 
Random post of the sometimes silent reader:

Does anyone else have dreams with zombies in it? Last night I felt like I was in the Resident evil movie.
 
Being an accused turd-eater; all I have to say is:

"It's a bit nutty"
 
babyruth said:
Random post of the sometimes silent reader:

Does anyone else have dreams with zombies in it? Last night I felt like I was in the Resident evil movie.
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No, but I dream I'm flying in my underwear a lot. It's weird to fly in my underwear...I'm more accustomed to flying in my mother's slip, but not in underwear.
 
Portier said:
No, but I dream I'm flying in my underwear a lot. It's weird to fly in my underwear...I'm more accustomed to flying in my mother's slip, but not in underwear.
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See this is what too much time in the Navy does to you!
 
Portier said:
No, but I dream I'm flying in my underwear a lot. It's weird to fly in my underwear...I'm more accustomed to flying in my mother's slip, but not in underwear.
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flying = having
in my underwear= sex with men
in my mother's slip = sex with goats
 
Has medical school turned anyone else into insomniac??? Just call me Dave Atell b*tch
 
I find it ironic that i will do almost anything to stay up as late as possible and watch the stupidest tv shows ever made. for instance, last night i was totally amazed when watching some guy wrestle with an anoconda under water when really i should be thinking, what type of idiot would ever want to wrestle the world's biggest snake in the water where it moves best? well, turns out anocondas don't have stamina, so sometimes it's better to be a little garter snake if you know what i mean (wink wink homo's).

after that show it was the world's smelliest animals. vulchers make a pee-poop mixture which they secrete onto their feet in order to cool them off. so now i have a reason to pee on my feet.

Pimp my ride! i want to be on that show. i used to drive a 1990 dodge minivan, but it was totally pimpable b/c it was a MINI-mini van. sort of like the mini cooper of minivans. they could have put a flat screen tv, high speed satellite internet, and a SEXY BLOW UP DOLL in there so i could live in my van and save rent in med school. i guess i would need a sink as well.

Reno 911. Best show on tv next to south park.
 
Astroglide User said:
I find it ironic that i will do almost anything to stay up as late as possible and watch the stupidest tv shows ever made. for instance, last night i was totally amazed when watching some guy wrestle with an anoconda under water when really i should be thinking, what type of idiot would ever want to wrestle the world's biggest snake in the water where it moves best? well, turns out anocondas don't have stamina, so sometimes it's better to be a little garter snake if you know what i mean (wink wink homo's).

after that show it was the world's smelliest animals. vulchers make a pee-poop mixture which they secrete onto their feet in order to cool them off. so now i have a reason to pee on my feet.

Pimp my ride! i want to be on that show. i used to drive a 1990 dodge minivan, but it was totally pimpable b/c it was a MINI-mini van. sort of like the mini cooper of minivans. they could have put a flat screen tv, high speed satellite internet, and a SEXY BLOW UP DOLL in there so i could live in my van and save rent in med school. i guess i would need a sink as well.

Reno 911. Best show on tv next to south park.
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dmak and I did it again........no not that.........we played star wars battlegrounds until 2:00 am. And now I am watching BET afterdark, astro its like having a strip club in your bedroom, or heaven either way you look at it. I noticed that lately no matter how tired I am when I lay down I can't sleep because I am continuously running **** through my head......like how I saw portier and awesomeO making out last night in a dark hallway at school🙁 :laugh:
 
by the way south park was another classic tonight
 
Sometimes I wonder how I'd ever make it through, through this world without having you.....I just wouldn't have a clue...........and sometimes it seems this whole world is closing in on me.........and there is no way of breaking free......then I see you reach out for me.........sometimes I wanna give up, give in, I wanna quit the fight then one look at you baby can make everything alright.............when I see you smile...............
 
Ok, I'm busting into the thread again, but does anyone live at Washington Heights? I've made my decision that DMU is where I'll be next year and I was looking at apts online. This seems to be in my price range but it seems further away than what most students live. Any comments welcomed. Thanks
 
Munchkin6245 said:
Ok, I'm busting into the thread again, but does anyone live at Washington Heights? I've made my decision that DMU is where I'll be next year and I was looking at apts online. This seems to be in my price range but it seems further away than what most students live. Any comments welcomed. Thanks
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I actually live a mile further west (7 miles from school roughly) so you would be 6. It is about a 15-20 minutes depending on traffic and construction on 235. They are pretty nice apartments though, so if you don't mind driving its fine. I like living out here because you can "get away" from school if you want to🙂
 
thanks! I don't mind driving, I live in Houston, so I know about traffic 😀
 
Munchkin6245 said:
thanks! I don't mind driving, I live in Houston, so I know about traffic 😀
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Yeah I'm from iowa and des moines rush hour will probably be like 2:30 in the morning there!!
 
Munchkin6245 said:
Ok, I'm busting into the thread again, but does anyone live at Washington Heights? I've made my decision that DMU is where I'll be next year and I was looking at apts online. This seems to be in my price range but it seems further away than what most students live. Any comments welcomed. Thanks
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I live in the Boulder Ridge apts right by Washington Heights. The commute is not that bad and will get better once construction on the highway ends for the most part next month....3 lanes....WEEE....it's now a real city. I like West Des Moines a lot and you're closer to the new mall.....it's nice. Ninjas are cool.

Dmak
 
cremaster2007 said:
I actually live a mile further west (7 miles from school roughly) so you would be 6. It is about a 15-20 minutes depending on traffic and construction on 235. They are pretty nice apartments though, so if you don't mind driving its fine. I like living out here because you can "get away" from school if you want to🙂
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Well don't you sleep in until noon anyways most of the time....
 
i guess i am too young for the gay perv. what's this only accepting 25 year old dudes?
 
jtessier said:
Well don't you sleep in until noon anyways most of the time....
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true but if you eat before 12 it can be counted as breakfast..........and I don't go to class anymore so technically I am speaking about last years experiences............and thank dartos for finding that not us, he loves gay porn, astro sorry that he won't accept you in a few years but use your youth for now to get knocked up and take him for what he's worth.
 
Astroglide User said:
i guess i am too young for the gay perv. what's this only accepting 25 year old dudes?
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similar to your prime number theory.......portier sticks to those divisible by 5.
 
yup its 1:42 am but we are down to 3 lectures..................go drug cocktails.............and sexy action school news team ho..........
 
at times we have to play ps2 madden at 3 am........bengals vs panthers.......bengals by two touchdowns thanks to a goal line run with 40 seconds left to seal the victory. The might dmak, even with a crappy quarterback, and semi crappy receivers, put up a good fight with carolina, but carson palmer and the unrelenting rushing attack with rudi johnson was just too much on this day 11/19/2004 3:52 am. Go hawks..
 
I know you guys think im gay and all, but its not true. You guys are gonna think im totally queer, but you know what movies I like....? Gay porn. Try watching sometime, the acting is incredible.
 
Dartos Vader said:
I know you guys think im gay and all, but its not true. You guys are gonna think im totally queer, but you know what movies I like....? Gay porn. Try watching sometime, the acting is incredible.
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is this portier trying to use the old "switched my screen name again"...we are remember the newbie fiasco
 
I just ate the most food ever............and it makes me very happy!!!
 
Check out front page of www.cnn.com . This guy killed 5 hunters like 14 miles from my home town... no i don't hunt up there, but it's still freaky. My dad took care of 2 of the 3 not killed.
The guy probably went nuts because stupid Iowa Hawkeyes got lucky this weeken.
 
he probably was from Iowa and doesn't understand the concept of "deer hunting". You hunt the deer... stupid!
 
My random post/question(s) for today 😛 :

Is there a Bally's Fitness in Des Moines, and if not what facilities are there?

Dating life/Single scene/Social environment - Yes, even though I should be worried about school, I'm also worried about if I'm going to stay single for the rest of my life. 😳 Hence my questions: Do the guys there have balls enough to ask women out, are there swank single's clubs, do the med students date each other or do they mix it up with students from other schools/universities (i.e. the law school), what is the ratio of married/single students?

Does Des Moines seem more like a "college-town"? What I mean is, does the city revolve around the universities? I did my undergrad in a city that revolved around our university, so I feel a big difference when I live somewhere else.

One last question and thanks for the time to answer these; The winter weather, explain this to me. 😕 I've lived in TX all my life, seen snow 4 times and only at ski resorts where it was man-made, so I hope you understand my concern.
 
Is there a Bally's Fitness in Des Moines, and if not what facilities are there?

No. There are YMCA?s. For other information, see the Fitness Center section on the portal.

Do the guys there have balls enough to ask women out, are there swank single's clubs, do the med students date each other or do they mix it up with students from other schools/universities (i.e. the law school), what is the ratio of married/single students?

Guys ask girls out. Girls say yes, girls say no. Girls ask guys out. Guys say yes, guys say no.

There are clubs, but they have Midwest Swank Appeal, not Coastal Hotness.

So far as I can tell, in school dating is the primary preference, followed by random hookups with other medical students. Single loneliness is popular as well. Very few mixers happen with Drake. I met a tall handsome male lawyer named Alex at the Glanton Scholarship dinner....I told him I'd introduce him around to Medical Student Ladies, so if any of you silent readers like 6'2'' athletic professional types, respond to me...

When you get here, you can take over a club, and become the mixer maker.

There are tons more married men than married women in medical school. There are many more single women. Judging from my friends, I would find a suitable man and import him, OR find one here during orientation, hook up, and stick with him until the end of 2nd year at least. Breakups suck in medical school.


Does Des Moines seem more like a "college-town"? What I mean is, does the city revolve around the universities?

Not to me. It feels more like a Capital Midwest City that lacks a freakin? POPEYE?S FRIED CHICKEN. The school feels like your life for a while, when it?s new. You?ll branch out, clique off, and move around as time passes.

Truthfully, the schools are incidental to the city.

The winter weather, explain this to me.

Snow falls. It stays cold, and builds up on the roads, and in yards.

It?s weird to drive in at first, but you?ll figure it out.

I suggest living very close to school and walking across the street to go to school. Saves wear and tear on your car and makes insurance cheap. Especially if you don?t get in wrecks because Des Moinkers drive like old farm folk. (i.e. like me)
 
Midwest Swank...sounds interesting. DMU is looking more and more like the right place for me. One more question, do you get to choose your laptop or do they choose it for you? I have a Dell Inspiron so I'm just wondering if I can just keep it and not pay for the school/tuition provided one.

And no Popeye's!!! WTS! Is there at least a KFC or Church's? I can deal then. It would be awful to live w/o a Jack N the Box too.
 
Munchkin6245 said:
Midwest Swank...sounds interesting. DMU is looking more and more like the right place for me. One more question, do you get to choose your laptop or do they choose it for you? I have a Dell Inspiron so I'm just wondering if I can just keep it and not pay for the school/tuition provided one.

And no Popeye's!!! WTS! Is there at least a KFC or Church's? I can deal then. It would be awful to live w/o a Jack N the Box too.
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KFC is ****e. Churches is half ****e. Don't eat Jack N the Box.

They chose the laptop, but you can have a wireless card installed and have them set you up on campus with the 'net.

BTW, Cremaster is single, and he needs your attention.
 
Yeah, I wish they had more fast food chains here--Portier's from down south so he misses his fried chicken.
 
Portier said:
BTW, Cremaster is single, and he needs your attention.
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Won't he be an MSIII in '05? I thought most students do away rotations anyways, and I'm not into a LDR. :laugh:
 
babyruth said:
Yeah, I wish they had more fast food chains here--Portier's from down south so he misses his fried chicken.
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I had Popeye's in the airport on the way to SF for the AOA convention.

I had a lot of good times out there, but Popeye's was the best.
 
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