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[Portier]

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Isn't bilateral carotid massages for 4 minutes standard of care for atherosclerotic patients? I thought it was called BBC (Brain Bloodflow Challenge).

We actually had a patient come into the ED once with that hyperactive vagal response, scared the poop out of us.

This will probably be instructional for me...

I don't know exactly what SOP for this is, but if I suspect someone might have chunks of stuff in their neck that might break loose (clots, fat, etc.) I'm reticent to want to massage their neck vessels.

However, I've never seen hyperactive vagal response. I have seen old people with strokes have to get surgery on their carotids to pull junk out....

maybe someone else knows....I'm no doctor

 

[cremaster2007]

This will probably be instructional for me...

I don't know exactly what SOP for this is, but if I suspect someone might have chunks of stuff in their neck that might break loose (clots, fat, etc.) I'm reticent to want to massage their neck vessels.

However, I've never seen hyperactive vagal response. I have seen old people with strokes have to get surgery on their carotids to pull junk out....

maybe someone else knows....I'm no doctor

Portier I'm going to have to ban you from posting if you keep writing things that make my head hurt when I read them you french bas*ard😉

 

[Portier]

Portier I'm going to have to ban you from posting if you keep writing things that make my head hurt when I read them you french bas*ard😉

http://adorablebunnies.com/LOADER/damnthatsgottahurt.jpg

Ouch!

 

[cremaster2007]

http://adorablebunnies.com/LOADER/damnthatsgottahurt.jpg

Ouch!

Portier when did that happen to you??

 

[Portier]

Portier when did that happen to you??

This reminds me of Cremaster last night.

http://adorablebunnies.com/LOADER/UPLOAD/ARCHIVE/2004-Dec-WEEK4/dancingasian.gif

 

[Astroglide User]

Frenchie - i warned you about typing.

 

[Portier]

Frenchie - i warned you about typing.

You also told me corn was a delicacy, your mom didn't have a mustache, and that you wouldn't lay my sister if I left you alone with her.

You have no credibility.

 

[bgm1022]

Just wanted to know if anyone had to decide between DMU and CCOM, and why you picked DMU. I only have till tomarrow to decide because I need to send in the rest of my deposit. Thanks.

bgm

 

[cremaster2007]

another weekend down............another weekend survived........barely

 

[Astroglide User]

I'm started to feel a bit pissy regarding dumb questions. why don't you just ask if the people at DMU are sexy? we would then pretend to be so and make your answer easy.

All i can say about DMU is that it was my 1st choice, and that was before the new building was done. with all the new stuff, i'd choose it all over again.

 

[cremaster2007]

I'm started to feel a bit pissy regarding dumb questions. why don't you just ask if the people at DMU are sexy? we would then pretend to be so and make your answer easy.

All i can say about DMU is that it was my 1st choice, and that was before the new building was done. with all the new stuff, i'd choose it all over again.

True.....we all picked dmu cause it fit our personalities. I don't know how else to explain it. After interviewing here you get the feeling if you'd fit in or not. Plus it has a great OMM department, and the cost of living in dsm isn't too bad. There are numerous other reasons but I hope you made a choice you can live with!

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Are there any sexy people at DMU? I'm debating which school to attend and I want to base my decision solely on how sexy the students are.

 

[cremaster2007]

Are there any sexy people at DMU? I'm debating which school to attend and I want to base my decision solely on how sexy the students are.

the sexiest............take evidence #1 dmak and evidence #2 Bernard-Portier.........that's all you need.

 

[babyruth]

I second that ranking and would like to propose a sexy contest where the two contestants wear the outfits pictured in the LL of the AC.

 

[babyruth]

To the person that wants to know CCOm v. DMUCOM---> search through SDN for these responses because I don't think you will get a good one here, especially the pre-osteo forums...

 

[cremaster2007]

I second that ranking and would like to propose a sexy contest where the two contestants wear the outfits pictured in the LL of the AC.

Just because they dress like that baby, doesn't mean you can rape them. As long as you keep that in mind the fight should be a success.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Just because they dress like that baby, doesn't mean you can rape them. As long as you keep that in mind the fight should be a success.

I interpreted those posters to indicate that if women want to wear sexy clothing, and show off their T&A, they have to put little stickers with red lettering on their crotches and cleavage stating "This is not an invitations to rape me"
but i could be wrong.... 🙄

 

[Munchkin6245]

I made my decision entirely on the "put out" rate. Getting a doctorate is fine and all, but my goal before I graduate is to have as much good lovin' as I can. The sexy factor was #2 in the list of qualities I used to choose my school. #3 was number of accessible bars that served cheap martinis.

 

[Munchkin6245]

Oh, and #4.... the students at the school are so cool that they understand when I'm just joking around. I can't stand people who don't have a sense of humor.

 

[cremaster2007]

I interpreted those posters to indicate that if women want to wear sexy clothing, and show off their T&A, they have to put little stickers with red lettering on their crotches and cleavage stating "This is not an invitations to rape me"
but i could be wrong.... 🙄

I thought I noticed a lot of red stickers over my normal target scan zone at the bar last weekend.................awesomeO you are awesomely on as always.

 

[cremaster2007]

Ok................I know lots of people read this................so if you do read this and you know me and you decide you need to get into my business like other people I know, that's fine, but be prepared for my foot in your a*s I don't have the patience to deal with BS anymore.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Ok................I know lots of people read this................so if you do read this and you know me and you decide you need to get into my business like other people I know, that's fine, but be prepared for my foot in your a*s I don't have the patients to deal with BS anymore.

i think you mean patience, not patients. But i guess since you are not yet a doctor, you really don't have patients yet, so you wouldn't be totally wrong.

 

[cremaster2007]

i think you mean patience, not patients. But i guess since you are not yet a doctor, you really don't have patients yet, so you wouldn't be totally wrong.

Once again the master proofreader..............where where you in all my undergrad classes?

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Once again the master proofreader..............where where you in all my undergrad classes?

why do we even bother getting into those DO vs MD discussions? they go nowhere

 

[cremaster2007]

why do we even bother getting into those DO vs MD discussions? they go nowhere

I know its dumb
we are all physicians end of story
comlex and usmle part one are two different tests cause usmle thinks its important to do a ton of calculations and know all the rare hereditary disorders. I am sick of people bitching about md vs do it gets tiring.

 

[Creamfly]

Ok................I know lots of people read this................so if you do read this and you know me and you decide you need to get into my business like other people I know, that's fine, but be prepared for my foot in your a*s I don't have the patience to deal with BS anymore.

I would never mess with your business. I'm not sure I even know who you are.

But I just want to know are you a REAL tough guy or an INTERNET tough guy? 😀

 

[Portier]

You're social life is what's making you tired, tiger....

RRRAAWWRRR.....

 

[cremaster2007]

You're social life is what's making you tired, tiger....

RRRAAWWRRR.....

Obviously just internet tuff if I'm friends with portier🙂

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

yay!!! i'm 100+ posts! ok i'll go sit in the corner now 🙁

 

[cremaster2007]

yay!!! i'm 100+ posts! ok i'll go sit in the corner now 🙁

make sure its the corner where the parietal and temporals meet so I can put my thumbs on you.......................kill me, kill me now...................🙁 Welcome to the 100+ posters awesomeO.

 

[Astroglide User]

Some thoughts on my mind:

1) last weekend at PFchang's i saw Lucky and Dmacc. instead of heading to miss kitty's like the rest of us, they figured it would be more fun to stay home and have sex all day. Even with a girl in town i opted not to do that b/c premarital sex is bad when it's with your girlfriend......Ding.

2) I never buy 20oz sodas, but i won on my 1st diet mt. dew. cliff you should switch types of pop you drink.

3) Taffy is good!

4) Go Hawks! do you believe in miracles.....YES!!!!!!!

 

[cremaster2007]

Some thoughts on my mind:

1) last weekend at PFchang's i saw Lucky and Dmacc. instead of heading to miss kitty's like the rest of us, they figured it would be more fun to stay home and have sex all day. Even with a girl in town i opted not to do that b/c premarital sex is bad when it's with your girlfriend......Ding.

2) I never buy 20oz sodas, but i won on my 1st diet mt. dew. cliff you should switch types of pop you drink.

3) Taffy is good!

4) Go Hawks! do you believe in miracles.....YES!!!!!!!

nobody could have said it any better than what you just wrote......majestic

 

[Munchkin6245]

Since I will soon be an Iowan (is that right?), I'm dedicating this post tooo...


GO HAWKS!!!

 

[Astroglide User]

Nice art work. you better be as cute as your little icon says you are. otherwise, you'd be unlike everyone else posting on this site.

Have you ever realized that all comedians do is walk around all day and find things in public everyone can relate to. A medschool comedian would simply say the following and would generate tons of laughs......"Oh my god guys....i don't know what to do with boards and classes at the same time."

then the whole class would laugh as i thrust my pelvis with the applause!

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Some thoughts on my mind:

1) last weekend at PFchang's i saw Lucky and Dmacc. instead of heading to miss kitty's like the rest of us, they figured it would be more fun to stay home and have sex all day. Even with a girl in town i opted not to do that b/c premarital sex is bad when it's with your girlfriend......Ding.

2) I never buy 20oz sodas, but i won on my 1st diet mt. dew. cliff you should switch types of pop you drink.

3) Taffy is good!

4) Go Hawks! do you believe in miracles.....YES!!!!!!!

maybe next year 🙁

 

[Creamfly]

Done with the first Phys test. 👍

Have no idea what to think about it yet 😕

Oh, well... It's Friday.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Done with the first Phys test. 👍

Have no idea what to think about it yet 😕

Oh, well... It's Friday.

don't waste time now, go to the bar!

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Since I will soon be an Iowan (is that right?), I'm dedicating this post tooo...


GO HAWKS!!!

Don't give in so easily. Just cause you will be in Iowa doesn't mean you have to settle for a crappy team to chear for. Besides, you'd look much more sexy in Cardinal Red and White 😍

 

[Astroglide User]

Paul - you are liked just about as much as your icon was in office space. maybe you should switch to the swingline and shut up.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Paul - you are liked just about as much as your icon was in office space. maybe you should switch to the swingline and shut up.

I don't get it, swingline?

 

[cremaster2007]

Nice art work. you better be as cute as your little icon says you are. otherwise, you'd be unlike everyone else posting on this site.

Have you ever realized that all comedians do is walk around all day and find things in public everyone can relate to. A medschool comedian would simply say the following and would generate tons of laughs......"Oh my god guys....i don't know what to do with boards and classes at the same time."

then the whole class would laugh as i thrust my pelvis with the applause!

Oh my god mike..........you were like so drunk last night and stayed on my couch.

 

[cremaster2007]

don't waste time now, go to the bar!

the man makes a good point once again

 

[cremaster2007]

Don't give in so easily. Just cause you will be in Iowa doesn't mean you have to settle for a crappy team to chear for. Besides, you'd look much more sexy in Cardinal Red and White 😍

Are you implying you want her to wear a target on her body???

GO HAWKS

 

[Munchkin6245]

Are you implying you want her to wear a target on her body???

GO HAWKS

Do I get to choose the size of said target? Or how many targets? I think four should cover it. One for each one of the "danger" zones. 😉

And exactly what will the target be used for? Hopefully not archery practice! 😱

 

[Dartos Vader]

Some thoughts on my mind:

1) last weekend at PFchang's i saw Lucky and Dmacc. instead of heading to miss kitty's like the rest of us, they figured it would be more fun to stay home and have sex all day. Even with a girl in town i opted not to do that b/c premarital sex is bad when it's with your girlfriend......Ding.

2) I never buy 20oz sodas, but i won on my 1st diet mt. dew. cliff you should switch types of pop you drink.

3) Taffy is good!

4) Go Hawks! do you believe in miracles.....YES!!!!!!!

Are you talking laffy taffy type taffy or saltwater taffy? Either way, they both rock.

 

[Dartos Vader]

I'm still in love with munchkins avatar. Astro, your avatar sucks. Whats with the egg? Portiers avatar=awesome. You know what bugs the crap out of me? Improper spelling of the words lose and loose. You lose your keys, cremaster is loose. These two words are not interchangeable. BTW munchkins cute, portier asked her for a pic and he showed me.

 

[Astroglide User]

Munchkin let's do some picture swaping if you know what i mean. i hope you are counting the same 4 danger zones i'm counting......belly-button being number 4.

Paul - Swingline is a stapler brand, and so is Boston. in the movie "office space," Milton rambles about them for a bit. watch the movie and figure it out.

Oh my god cliff i soooooo did get wasted last night and passed out on your couch. and oh my god...i like ate a bag of chips, a sandwhich, and a pop before doing so. do i look bald? do you think people think i am a slut? i don't care what people think!!! but do you think they think i am a ho-bag?

Inside jokes are soooo cool.

MUNCHKIN.....let's do a blind date via AOL instant messanger.

 

[Astroglide User]

Last comments:

Felix - i will change my avatar. and i meant salt water taffy.

Last night i spoke about my future plans to do stand up comedy...here will be my skit at this point.

1) Intro about Taffy, Astroglide, and condoms
2) the stranger
3) why my lifetime average for masturbation frequency will always be greater than 1x/day
4) a quick number about peeing in public next to a dude who talks to you and the stage fright that comes with it.
4) 2 chicks at one time
5) roommates who think mega compacting the trash actually makes it go away.
6) Frenchie and his bastard ways
7) 8 minute abs is a fraud
8) my first sexual experience........WITH A MAN!
9) Closing comments about my dreams at cliff's apartment last night....how everything started to make sense. i drempt about penalties called in football games, staph aureus, and my never-ending itch down there.

 

[Portier]

Cremaster has started calling me Bernard, so I'm going to start calling him Boy Wonder.

I invite everyone to join...in fact, CLiffy...change your username on SDN to Boywonder.

I found you an avatar, too...

 

[cremaster2007]

Last comments:

Felix - i will change my avatar. and i meant salt water taffy.

Last night i spoke about my future plans to do stand up comedy...here will be my skit at this point.

1) Intro about Taffy, Astroglide, and condoms
2) the stranger
3) why my lifetime average for masturbation frequency will always be greater than 1x/day
4) a quick number about peeing in public next to a dude who talks to you and the stage fright that comes with it.
4) 2 chicks at one time
5) roommates who think mega compacting the trash actually makes it go away.
6) Frenchie and his bastard ways
7) 8 minute abs is a fraud
8) my first sexual experience........WITH A MAN!
9) Closing comments about my dreams at cliff's apartment last night....how everything started to make sense. i drempt about penalties called in football games, staph aureus, and my never-ending itch down there.

I'll be your opening act/dj and we will play only journey, reo speedwagon, and foreigner to open our shows. You can call me Boywonder, but portier just seems like a bernard to me you know old and dirty................my couch is the most comfortable couch on the planet. I'm gonna end this with portier's favorite comment "I hate renal, but I love the penis".