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Portier said:
Great stuff, Pederson......

I officially want to hang out now. WITH MUNCHKIN. HA!HA!HA!
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What are you all going to do when you realize that she really isn’t as hot as the cartoons she puts up? You are just setting yourselves up for disappointment. All your hopes and dreams crashing down when August comes around; much like the sounds my cheap Wal-Mart dishes make when they hit the floor.

But I could be wrong...
 
DOPEDERSON said:
What are you all going to do when you realize that she really isn’t as hot as the cartoons she puts up? You are just setting yourselves up for disappointment. All your hopes and dreams crashing down when August comes around; much like the sounds my cheap Wal-Mart dishes make when they hit the floor.

But I could be wrong...
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No one is as hot as munchkins avatars, its just not possible. Besides, our a$$e$ will be gone right about the time you guys show up. You get to renew the cycle. By the way, youre avatar is awesome. I dont know if your class will be the same, but the first few weeks for our class involved lots of random hook-ups (not me im married). Seems like that caused a lot of akwardness later. Take that as you will, either a chance to cash in on a lot of people being excited or nervous, or a heads up to avoid some akwardness later. A few people in our class got a pretty bad rep early on that is still sticking with them.
 
DOPEDERSON said:
What are you all going to do when you realize that she really isn’t as hot as the cartoons she puts up? You are just setting yourselves up for disappointment. All your hopes and dreams crashing down when August comes around; much like the sounds my cheap Wal-Mart dishes make when they hit the floor.

But I could be wrong...
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I guess I'll just have to post a pic of myself and let everyone be the judge. Of course I'm not as HOT as my avatars!!! Are you kidding me! However, I do make them or choose them to reflect me and my personality.

I love how Ray utilized my fav smiley. Thanks. And I'm expecting another phone call tonight! 😉 Plus dinner for two hot chicks when I come up there in April 🙂

So, for everyone who has access to my pics; be the judge on which should be posted in the thread, and I will post when I get home from working out.

And Astro, I don't see how you could get any more muscularly than you already are. 🙂
 
I just realized that,

#1 I've never said I was hot. This must just be an assumption on your behalf Astro.

#2 I really did get a phone call this morning around 2am.....RAY! 😱

#3 I think Astro is just toying with me, trying to get the extra-privileged naked pics..... 😛

#4 No Ray, you can't choose the beer can pic! ABSOLUTELY NOT!

#5 I will be moving to Iowa in early summer, so you will still be around Dartos...you better watch out!

#6 We need to define "hook up".

#7 And whoever said I was gonna "hook up" with any of youse guys anyways????

Carry on.
 
The hook-up comment wasnt generated at you in specific, just me rambling, didnt mean to implicate you. Sorry bout that yo. I've seen your pics munchkin, I think youre cute, but maybe we should all post and have a DMU hot or not game. I will preemptively post for myself: on a scale of 1-10 I get a C. And I might or might not be here, depending on how long my money lasts buying round after round of tequila in cancun to drown my board-sorrows. And I will back you up munch, you never said you were hot, we all just said portier was hot!
 
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Some quick things on my mind.

I never heard that you are hot; i just thought your "internet personality" was super sexy and confident, something guys generally like in a girl. My biceps are the size of small lemons, and that is something to brag about.

But I am wondering how we post pictures b/c i wouldl like to do that.

I don't know what felix is talking about - you can hook up with people and not have awkward moments. however, one must put "it" out on the table regarding what they want from certain situations. But why should i be talking b/c cremaster and Frenchie consider me a man-bittch just b/c i will not sleep with them. Remember, a biitch is someone that will screw everyone EXCEPT you, and a ***** is someone who sleeps with everyone, including you. creamaster = ***** and Frenchie = want-2-be-*****.

Overall, FelixO makes a good point; the last three classes have moments of awkwardness d/t the random hooking up which goes on. everyone chooses his/her destiny....that is unless you are a democrat who believes differently.
 
Ok people - check out the picture of me with a hot girl while tailgating in iowa city. that is the best avatar yet, no matter what you guys say. oh and Frenchie, don't try and contact this girl.
 
Astroglide User said:
Ok people - check out the picture of me with a hot girl while tailgating in iowa city. that is the best avatar yet, no matter what you guys say. oh and Frenchie, don't try and contact this girl.
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I guess this is before you admitted you're bald, huh?
 
Frenchie - I had very short hair in that picture as well, and everyone around me knew of my receiding hairline. but i will admit that i was not proud of it then like i am now.

being bald is great!
 
Mike, you remind me of that scene in Kill Bill where the japanese guy tells Uma Thurman out of the blue (in japanese) "I shave my head you know, I'm not bald. Do you understand?"
 
Hey DMUers, what program on the laptop do you use to size pictures down to avatar size? I did it before but now cannot remember how.
 
Astroglide User said:
Frenchie - I had very short hair in that picture as well, and everyone around me knew of my receiding hairline. but i will admit that i was not proud of it then like i am now.

being bald is great!
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I prefer your picture at the gym....long hair growing in the back....

And you always have tons of your buddies ex girlfriends after you...so much play and without much hair.

Can I trade you some hair for some game?
 
My personality online is my personality in person. Yes I'm very confident in myself and I'm glad that men find that sexy. And Dartos, I was just f-ing with you, I wasn't really mad, I just had an opportunity to post my jack smiley, so I used it. 🙂

Hot or Not Contest:

Astro - Men who have shaved heads are hot.... example....Jason Statham (so freaking hot) 😉

Dartos - Super cute baby! Like father, like son. 👍

Ray - You are my Jedi master 😍



Ok here's my sassy a$$: (be nice!)

me
College Girl


Just for you Ray
 
Astroglide User said:
Ok people - check out the picture of me with a hot girl while tailgating in iowa city. that is the best avatar yet, no matter what you guys say. oh and Frenchie, don't try and contact this girl.
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Ahhh astro nice pic, we need to get mine up to par like yours.............f renal and go hawks.
 
Here are some fun pics of me and friends. i have a hat on in most of these pics. the website in general has a gallery of stuff we do and did in college.

http://www.uiowaconnect.com/pictures/view.asp?Page=1&ShowSub=bowlgame

i think the picture with the old man, chuck grassley (iowa senator), is the best. and yes, i look like a midget next to the guys i was with.

there is also a picture of me pooping on a rooftop in downtown orlando. and i like the picture of my girlfriend getting humped by 3 dudes......and there is always the picture of me and her LITTLE siter who happens to be a super-babe.
 
Dartos Vader said:
I would recomend stayin with grabby hands mcportier, or his cousin. Hey Cliff, what was rays cousins name again?
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Bernard cocktaker portier.........I believe he is french too
 
I hope all of you guys get acute prostatitis and then burn in hell.
 
DMAKSIMOVIC said:
I hope all of you guys get acute prostatitis and then burn in hell.
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what if I burn in hell first then get acute prostatitis??
 
something will be burning.......but hell just froze over as DMAC comes back and is about to attack....like a big fat stack.....with a greasy big mac....playing with my Nut Sac.....then blowin' it on the back.
 
Astroglide User said:
something will be burning.......but hell just froze over as DMAC comes back and is about to attack....like a big fat stack.....with a greasy big mac....playing with my Nut Sac.....then blowin' it on the back.
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I don't know about that....................dmak usually likes the big rack.............especially after snorting some of his serbian crack...............I also heard he was into dudes named zach :scared:
 
you guys are the worst rappers ever.

Here's my flow......my mom make da philo dough sammich......bunnies are da furry creatures.....blow smoking out deez speakers.....kids dunno where i put the cookie jar.....dats becaz i'm the f'ing star......i like fruits, mainly orange.....sumonabetch nothing rhyme vit orange......that vas my serbian raps....eat my lyrics tasting better dan crepes......
 
DMAKSIMOVIC said:
you guys are the worst rappers ever.

Here's my flow......my mom make da philo dough sammich......bunnies are da furry creatures.....blow smoking out deez speakers.....kids dunno where i put the cookie jar.....dats becaz i'm the f'ing star......i like fruits, mainly orange.....sumonabetch nothing rhyme vit orange......that vas my serbian raps....eat my lyrics tasting better dan crepes......
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you talk a good one dmak
 
Munchkin6245 said:
My personality online is my personality in person. Yes I'm very confident in myself and I'm glad that men find that sexy. And Dartos, I was just f-ing with you, I wasn't really mad, I just had an opportunity to post my jack smiley, so I used it. 🙂

Hot or Not Contest:

Astro - Men who have shaved heads are hot.... example....Jason Statham (so freaking hot) 😉

Dartos - Super cute baby! Like father, like son. 👍

Ray - You are my Jedi master 😍



Ok here's my sassy a$$: (be nice!)

me
College Girl


Just for you Ray
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You have just ruined any chance grabby hands mcportier had of passing the renal exam tomorrow. NOw he'll be up all night (and probably all morning) staring at your pictures, and giving himself the "stranger" by sitting on his left hand till it goes numb and then strokin it till the cows come home. Now that I think of it, that doesn't sound like such a bad idea for studying renal.
 
AwesomeO-DO said:
You have just ruined any chance grabby hands mcportier had of passing the renal exam tomorrow. NOw he'll be up all night (and probably all morning) staring at your pictures, and giving himself the "stranger" by sitting on his left hand till it goes numb and then strokin it till the cows come home. Now that I think of it, that doesn't sound like such a bad idea for studying renal.
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You may be on to something awesomeO................grabbyhands mcportier, that would be a great superhero..........able to repel women with one gin and tonic, able cum faster than a speeding bullet, and finally his ability to pretend like he doesn't like taking showers in the y's dude locker room.
 
AwesomeO-DO said:
You have just ruined any chance grabby hands mcportier had of passing the renal exam tomorrow. NOw he'll be up all night (and probably all morning) staring at your pictures, and giving himself the "stranger" by sitting on his left hand till it goes numb and then strokin it till the cows come home. Now that I think of it, that doesn't sound like such a bad idea for studying renal.
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We need some pics of Paul!!!

And please, if you and "Jill" make babies tonight, try not to use my pics. :laugh:

Thx.
 
And I still haven't seen any pics of Boy Wonder since he cut off his long, beautiful flowing hair. 🙁

I DEMAND MORE PICS!
 
Munchkin6245 said:
And I still haven't seen any pics of Boy Wonder since he cut off his long, beautiful flowing hair. 🙁

I DEMAND MORE PICS!
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In W's lecture exactly how long do you have to "milk" the penis???.........bernard??
 
Munchkin6245 said:
We need some pics of Paul!!!

And please, if you and "Jill" make babies tonight, try not to use my pics. :laugh:

Thx.
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Jill?
 
AwesomeO-DO said:
Jill?
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Hold out your right hand paul...................the thumb and the index is a J, middle I, ring and pinkie are L's..............hence JILL my friend or jlll as it were
 
Munchkin6245 said:
How is it that I know this and you don't? WTF

😕
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Maybe you know a Jill and already tried making your own baby........if you know what i mean........ 😉
 
Y'all are obssessed with sex.

Munchkin is a hotty (I've seen for myself).

I'm going to love DMU, baby. 😎
 
Munchkin6245 said:
How is it that I know this and you don't? WTF

😕
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do you have the right Paul?
 
EvoDevo said:
Y'all are obssessed with sex.

Munchkin is a hotty (I've seen for myself).

I'm going to love DMU, baby. 😎
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Thx froggie! We need to have coffee again together, or maybe some food.
7 more days!!! I got my reject from A&M today. F*k 'em! I'm a Longhorn anyways!

And like you're not obsessed with sex yourself! 😛
 
DMAKSIMOVIC said:
Maybe you know a Jill and already tried making your own baby........if you know what i mean........ 😉
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Me and Jill dont get along. That's why I had to bring out my pistol and shoot her....

(Paul, in this reference, make your hand into a gun shape, and add your middle finger with your index finger, now point the pistol down and curl in the barrel) 😀
 
Munchkin6245 said:
Me and Jill dont get along. That's why I had to bring out my pistol and shoot her....

(Paul, in this reference, make your hand into a gun shape, and add your middle finger with your index finger, now point the pistol down and curl in the barrel) 😀
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JIll noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, noooooooooooooooooooo............... somebody call 911, you go get the AED, no breath, no pulse, starting CPR, you start 1mg of epi every 3 minutes during the code, you start an IV 300mg/kg amiodarone bolus, everyone clear shock, no pulse push again 150mg/kg bolus amiodarone, shock.................
 
Just to point out, we're on page 100 and there are only 6 more posts until 2000.

What's the prize if you get the 2000th post?
 
Munchkin6245 said:
Me and Jill dont get along. That's why I had to bring out my pistol and shoot her....

(Paul, in this reference, make your hand into a gun shape, and add your middle finger with your index finger, now point the pistol down and curl in the barrel) 😀
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ah...... now we're on the same wave length
 
cremaster2007 said:
JIll noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, noooooooooooooooooooo............... somebody call 911, you go get the AED, no breath, no pulse, starting CPR, you start 1mg of epi every 3 minutes during the code, you start an IV 300mg/kg amiodarone bolus, everyone clear shock, no pulse push again 150mg/kg bolus amiodarone, shock.................
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It's ok Cliffy, you'll just have to find someone new, someone better than Jill, someone (*Ahem*) who killed Jill. 😀
 
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