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[cremaster2007]

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Vinnie Barbarino and Daisy Duke.

That's all I've got to say.

And I am heading home and calling it a night early..........................go hawks

 

[Astroglide User]

Oh my god guys, the test starts in 40 minutes. Am i crazy? you think i'm crazy don't you? what am i doing?

Verbatum...

 

[cremaster2007]

Oh my god guys, the test starts in 40 minutes. Am i crazy? you think i'm crazy don't you? what am i doing?

Verbatum...

if that is verbatum I am laughing my ass off all day and wishing I was there..........now for a different healthy recipe on this fine renal final day.....you take one cup of strawberries this time, 1 tsp of milk, 4 quarts of lube, you wanna take me on 4 hours of sleep this time, mix well with the renal final, let settle in the refrigerator, then remove and serve cold. If you are lucky you'll even get a bit of the blood that the renal final left as it finished the raping this time.............. 😱

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

if that is verbatum I am laughing my ass off all day and wishing I was there..........now for a different healthy recipe on this fine renal final day.....you take one cup of strawberries this time, 1 tsp of milk, 4 quarts of lube, you wanna take me on 4 hours of sleep this time, mix well with the renal final, let settle in the refrigerator, then remove and serve cold. If you are lucky you'll even get a bit of the blood that the renal final left as it finished the raping this time.............. 😱

i've heard Dr. Hills said it only gets easier from here on

 

[Astroglide User]

That was verbatum from last year at this time. i have not heard much as of lately, and the sound of silence has been nice.

 

[Munchkin6245]

Ok, so there haven't been any posts since around 11am. I am deducing that ya'll have either died from the renal final pounding your ... or ya'll are all at Lumberjack's, drinking Natty Light, and watching Ray dance in his French maid costume. Too bad I'm missing that action!

 

[Portier]

Main Entry: ver·ba·tim
Pronunciation: (")v&r-'bA-t&m
Function: adverb
Etymology: Middle English, from Medieval Latin, from Latin verbum word
: in the exact words : word for word

 

[cremaster2007]

That was verbatum from last year at this time. i have not heard much as of lately, and the sound of silence has been nice.

I 2nd that notion............renal spal down now too.................mikey if you wanna go out tonight you know who to call🙂

 

[MsEvolution]

Main Entry: ver·ba·tim
Pronunciation: (")v&r-'bA-t&m
Function: adverb
Etymology: Middle English, from Medieval Latin, from Latin verbum word
: in the exact words : word for word

Here's someone like me... Correct spelling is (for some weird reason) VERY important to me. I have to hold back from immediately correcting people when I see things mis-spelled.

Portier, you did exactly what I felt like doing.

🙂

 

[Portier]

Here's someone like me... Correct spelling is (for some weird reason) VERY important to me. I have to hold back from immediately correcting people when I see things mis-spelled.

Portier, you did exactly what I felt like doing.

🙂

Let's hear it for the dictionary crew. We'll go back to the nerdery later with our calculators and solve some differential equations.

Cremaster doesn't like it when I use words he doesn't know like, "Polite," or "Commitment," or "Foreplay."

Mike on the other hand uses mostly gestures and grunts to communicate in person. He hires out a Chimpanzee to do his laundry, type his posts, and make love to him.

Hey guys, can I go out tonight....HA!

R

 

[cremaster2007]

Let's hear it for the dictionary crew. We'll go back to the nerdery later with our calculators and solve some differential equations.

Cremaster doesn't like it when I use words he doesn't know like, "Polite," or "Commitment," or "Foreplay."

Mike on the other hand uses mostly gestures and grunts to communicate in person. He hires out a Chimpanzee to do his laundry, type his posts, and make love to him.

Hey guys, can I go out tonight....HA!

R

Portier,
A) I am impressed you can still use those big words.............I figured alzheimer's would have, infact, already set in
B) I have better things to do than read the dictionary in my spare time so when I stare at the mirror I can pretend it is a girl I"m looking at and she is very impressed with my vocabulary
C) Grabbyhands............you can't say anything about foreplay..........telling your hand it is a "naughty, dirty boy" doesn't count as foreplay either

I'm very tired and very silly right now! good night

 

[Astroglide User]

I never took pride in spelling contests, but i do watch them on ESPN now, which is pretty cool i guess. and i tend to notice mispelled words but still make the mistakes when i'm typing. i type too fast at times and mess stuff up.

but to those of you that want to critique others spelling, maybe you should spend some more time thinking of funny posts to offer us, b/c there are only a few people adding stuff to this site, and i really really want more.

Frenchie - looking totally sexy last night. cliff - you should have called me b/c brian drug me out of bed and made me go to wellman's.

then when we got home, he took off all his clothes and walked around naked, telling deepa she better watch out b/c he was going to get her.

 

[cremaster2007]

I never took pride in spelling contests, but i do watch them on ESPN now, which is pretty cool i guess. and i tend to notice mispelled words but still make the mistakes when i'm typing. i type too fast at times and mess stuff up.

but to those of you that want to critique others spelling, maybe you should spend some more time thinking of funny posts to offer us, b/c there are only a few people adding stuff to this site, and i really really want more.

Frenchie - looking totally sexy last night. cliff - you should have called me b/c brian drug me out of bed and made me go to wellman's.

then when we got home, he took off all his clothes and walked around naked, telling deepa she better watch out b/c he was going to get her.

I ended up going to sleep right away after I posted.............I was very sleepy......glad you guys had a good time. Now we are in the cluthes of the evil Dr. Woolley and her ways of the mystical cranial treatment.

 

[Portier]

How many more of these cranial classes do we have left?

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

that's right folks, newborns never get sick, they only have cranial dysfunctions, don't bother with worrying about fevers, or difficult feeding, its just an occiput "tweeked" badly

 

[Astroglide User]

she likes it when mothers suckle while she treats pts b/c she is a closet lezbo. i may be wrong, but i doubt it.

last night @wellman's i received the best back massage of my life. and while it was happening, i was drinking heavily, which is nice. tonight there is an iowa game, and the hawks are on a roll.

my spal case was a bit tricky to say the least; i'm still confused regarding what i had. but i have not taken time to think about it. i'm guessing it was not a "common presentation," and that means i did not study it.

what we find as osteopaths is the occiput is tweaked out of position, casuing the vagus and hypoglossal nerve to get tweaked when the baby feeds and tries to suckle. the kid then vomits all over you, the doctor. i love to toot my own horn and settle the baby down b/c i'm the world's best DO regarding soft tissue and FPR.

my thoughts about approximating my wrist = it feels good. I wish we had a waffle house around here b/c grits with lots of butter are great with a 1/4lb cheeseburger.

the girl shadowing dr. wooley is sort of bitchy and i cannot stand her in lab. she chews gum in your face and acts like she is the queen of OMM.

 

[cremaster2007]

that's right folks, newborns never get sick, they only have cranial dysfunctions, don't bother with worrying about fevers, or difficult feeding, its just an occiput "tweeked" badly

See you can never get sued if you document I used my mind powers to correct their cranial then prayed...........trust me.

 

[cremaster2007]

she likes it when mothers suckle while she treats pts b/c she is a closet lezbo. i may be wrong, but i doubt it.

last night @wellman's i received the best back massage of my life. and while it was happening, i was drinking heavily, which is nice. tonight there is an iowa game, and the hawks are on a roll.

my spal case was a bit tricky to say the least; i'm still confused regarding what i had. but i have not taken time to think about it. i'm guessing it was not a "common presentation," and that means i did not study it.

what we find as osteopaths is the occiput is tweaked out of position, casuing the vagus and hypoglossal nerve to get tweaked when the baby feeds and tries to suckle. the kid then vomits all over you, the doctor. i love to toot my own horn and settle the baby down b/c i'm the world's best DO regarding soft tissue and FPR.

my thoughts about approximating my wrist = it feels good. I wish we had a waffle house around here b/c grits with lots of butter are great with a 1/4lb cheeseburger.

the girl shadowing dr. wooley is sort of bitchy and i cannot stand her in lab. she chews gum in your face and acts like she is the queen of OMM.

Once again whenever you go out need to call me first so I can get a backrub too. We need to hang out with the drake people sometime.........bitch.

 

[babyruth]

I like it when she says booboos and tweeking and crud etc. etc.

 

[babyruth]

It's like cranial for third graders.

 

[Portier]

she likes it when mothers suckle while she treats pts b/c she is a closet lezbo. i may be wrong, but i doubt it.

last night @wellman's i received the best back massage of my life. and while it was happening, i was drinking heavily, which is nice. tonight there is an iowa game, and the hawks are on a roll.

my spal case was a bit tricky to say the least; i'm still confused regarding what i had. but i have not taken time to think about it. i'm guessing it was not a "common presentation," and that means i did not study it.

what we find as osteopaths is the occiput is tweaked out of position, casuing the vagus and hypoglossal nerve to get tweaked when the baby feeds and tries to suckle. the kid then vomits all over you, the doctor. i love to toot my own horn and settle the baby down b/c i'm the world's best DO regarding soft tissue and FPR.

my thoughts about approximating my wrist = it feels good. I wish we had a waffle house around here b/c grits with lots of butter are great with a 1/4lb cheeseburger.

the girl shadowing dr. wooley is sort of bitchy and i cannot stand her in lab. she chews gum in your face and acts like she is the queen of OMM.

Amanda Young....3rd year...former SOMA President.

She's trouble like Mike with a pack of trojans at a nunnery.

Or Cliff at an all boys school with a six pack of astroglide.

 

[cremaster2007]

I like it when she says booboos and tweeking and crud etc. etc.

I like when she talks alot about stuff that could be explained in about 5 minutes..........also all of her analogies are helpful 🙁

 

[cremaster2007]

Amanda Young....3rd year...former SOMA President.

She's trouble like Mike with a pack of trojans at a nunnery.

Or Cliff at an all boys school with a six pack fo astroglide.

good work ray you used slang fo = for

 

[cremaster2007]

CB4 good movie with chris rock.............really funny...........I recommend it. I hear it teaches us contrecoup.

 

[Munchkin6245]

I'm impressed you guys went to class after all the ...pounding you received yesterday.

 

[Astroglide User]

Oh Munchie...someday you will learn that OMM is a required class regarding attendance.

If i were ever to screw a nun, i'd never use a rubber b/c i'd want proof of HER doing me.

Lastly, If i were gay with people other than those i go to school with, i'd totally sleep with adam haluska (basketball player for Iowa). he has femmy features that i like. but before doing adam, i'd have to go over and ask kirk ferentz for a sleep-over.

 

[Portier]

Oh Munchie...someday you will learn that OMM is a required class regarding attendance.

If i were ever to screw a nun, i'd never use a rubber b/c i'd want proof of HER doing me.

Lastly, If i were gay with people other than those i go to school with, i'd totally sleep with adam haluska (basketball player for Iowa). he has femmy features that i like. but before doing adam, i'd have to go over and ask kirk ferentz for a sleep-over.

Let's Start a Gay Top Ten List (top ten people you'd sleep with if you were gay):

10 Jack Nicholson circa 1975 (not Meg Ryan)
9 George Clooney in the Batman Suit

8 Neil Diamond: I am, I said...to no one there...And no one heard at all not even the chair. I am, I cried. I am said I. And I am lost and I can't even say why! Leaving me lonely, still.....

7 Ian McKellan: Gandalf and Magneto....two at a time.
6 Dick Seargent (Not Dick York)
5 Dr Shadur (since Renal already got me ready)
4 Ru Paul: requires no explanation
3 The guy who runs the register for Aramark: Have you SEEN his house?
2 Tanner
1 Barrry Mailow: Becuase I'm a Fanilow...

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Let's Start a Gay Top Ten List (top ten people you'd sleep with if you were gay):

10 Jack Nicholson circa 1975 (not Meg Ryan)
9 George Clooney in the Batman Suit

8 Neil Diamond: I am, I said...to no one there...And no one heard at all not even the chair. I am, I cried. I am said I. And I am lost and I can't even say why! Leaving me lonely, still.....

7 Ian McKellan: Gandalf and Magneto....two at a time.
6 Dick Seargent (Not Dick York)
5 Dr Shadur (since Renal already got me ready)
4 Ru Paul: requires no explanation
3 The guy who runs the register for Aramark: Have you SEEN his house?
2 Tanner
1 Barrry Mailow: Becuase I'm a Fanilow...

Amendment to Ray's gay list: 11. Grabby Hands McPortier's Left hand

 

[cremaster2007]

Amendment to Ray's gay list: 11. Grabby Hands McPortier's Left hand

Pierre Pierce lost the game for iowa again last night🙁

 

[Portier]

Amendment to Ray's gay list: 11. Grabby Hands McPortier's Left hand

You can't read very well, badger-boy.

This is an if I was gay list.....

My own hands are within the realm of heterosexuality as far as I understand the rules. Even if you use the "rodeo grip" that's still straight.

If you want to put my hands on your own list, I'll allow it, though....
But you'll have to wear the Victoria's Secret swim suit...RRRRRAAAWWRRR

 

[babyruth]

Girls have it a lot easier because we have many to choose from. This means if I were to list any, I would get rude comments from various and sundry DMU males.

 

[Munchkin6245]

If you want to put my hands on your own list, I'll allow it, though....
But you'll have to wear the Victoria's Secret swim suit...RRRRRAAAWWRRR

What is so disturbing abou this comment is that you don't say "a" VS swimsuit you say "the" VS swimsuit, like you guys have done this before and there's a swimsuit that you are sharing for your guility sexual pleasures.

Sick, real sick. 👍

 

[Astroglide User]

If you guys want a great movie to watch, check out "get shorty." it's funnier than watching Frenchie hit on boys.

"most people die in their bed, so i'm sleeping in the rocking chair."

"yes, he personally told me he was dead."

 

[Dartos Vader]

I'm not making a whole list, but let me just say that edward norton ala american history x buffness would be at the top. I will make a list of the ten hottest famous women though. Apologies in advance for misspelled names.
10. Jennifer Garner
9. Tyra Banks
8. Those two chicks who got it on in mulholland drive
7. Denise Richards in Wild Things
6. Ashley Judd
5. Call me old fashioned but in her day Vanna White was a SMOKIN hottie!
4. Sophia Loren (when she was a bit younger obviously, but shes still hot)
3. Laetita Casta
2. Salma Hayek
1. Monica Belluci! If you dont know who she is, she was the french wife in matrix 2. Her lips, her hair, her face, her body all skyrocket her to no. 1!

 

[Portier]

I'm not making a whole list, but let me just say that edward norton ala american history x buffness would be at the top. I will make a list of the ten hottest famous women though. Apologies in advance for misspelled names.
10. Jennifer Garner
9. Tyra Banks
8. Those two chicks who got it on in mulholland drive
7. Denise Richards in Wild Things
6. Ashley Judd
5. Call me old fashioned but in her day Vanna White was a SMOKIN hottie!
4. Sophia Loren (when she was a bit younger obviously, but shes still hot)
3. Laetita Casta
2. Salma Hayek
1. Monica Belluci! If you dont know who she is, she was the french wife in matrix 2. Her lips, her hair, her face, her body all skyrocket her to no. 1!

IF you want to see Monica Belluci in all of her glory, rent Irreversible.

She stays naked or scantily clad for most of the movie. However, it's all in French (not a problem for me), and there is a very brutal rape scene where she is killed.

There is also a scene in a gay French nightclub where a man attacks another man breaking his arm backwards, then a third guy attacks the assailant with a fire extinguisher to the face. His whole face falls apart.

This is an intense movie.

 

[Astroglide User]

Mary kate and Ashley olsen deserve some attention here.

 

[Creamfly]

I'm not making a whole list, but let me just say that edward norton ala american history x buffness would be at the top. I will make a list of the ten hottest famous women though. Apologies in advance for misspelled names.
10. Jennifer Garner
9. Tyra Banks
8. Those two chicks who got it on in mulholland drive
7. Denise Richards in Wild Things
6. Ashley Judd
5. Call me old fashioned but in her day Vanna White was a SMOKIN hottie!
4. Sophia Loren (when she was a bit younger obviously, but shes still hot)
3. Laetita Casta
2. Salma Hayek
1. Monica Belluci! If you dont know who she is, she was the french wife in matrix 2. Her lips, her hair, her face, her body all skyrocket her to no. 1!

Your #3 would by my #1. But I also think Heather Graham and Jeri Ryan would be in my top ten, but otherwise a well "put together" list. 👍

 

[Dartos Vader]

Yes they do deserve some attention, for being NASTY! They are so gross, any girl that weighs the same amount at 18 that she does at 8 is disgusting. They make me want to barf. Women should have curves, not angles. I saw an amazing women the other day, really beautiful. She was with this guy who was shorter and skinnier than her. That just aint right, a guy should be bigger than his girlfriend. Shorter is ok, but she shouldn't be able to kick his @ss. Plus this guy took it way past metrosexual.

 

[Dartos Vader]

Your #3 would by my #1. But I also think Heather Graham and Jeri Ryan would be in my top ten, but otherwise a well "put together" list. 👍

How could I forget heather grahm?!? She is a super hottie! Kirsten dunst is pretty hot too. Demi moore used to be hot, now shes just kind of odd looking. I don't like the new trend in hollywood where women have six pack abs, no hips, but they have huge implants. Nasty.

 

[cremaster2007]

whatever dartos we all know that you love to starve your wife..........I also don't find girls who look like they need a sandwhich attractive. Though we all know the ranges I've dated so I can't say either way. I just love women, I think most of them are beautiful in all their glory and it makes me happy to see many of them each day................ 👍 (except for the ugly ones)😉

 

[cremaster2007]

IF you want to see Monica Belluci in all of her glory, rent Irreversible.

She stays naked or scantily clad for most of the movie. However, it's all in French (not a problem for me), and there is a very brutal rape scene where she is killed.

There is also a scene in a gay French nightclub where a man attacks another man breaking his arm backwards, then a third guy attacks the assailant with a fire extinguisher to the face. His whole face falls apart.

This is an intense movie.

You would rent movies with gay french club scenes................frenchie

 

[Dartos Vader]

Did you say gay scene? Back in the pile!

 

[Dartos Vader]

BTW i thought you guys might find this interesting. Scientists have discovered a gene that makes you much less likely to cause a car accident. Apparently it's called the y chromosome....

 

[Astroglide User]

Felix - we need to talk.

my new top 10 list of hot ass women:

10. J-Lo
9. Lexus locklear - porn star
8. Chasey Lain - porn star
7. Tawny Roberts - porn star
6. Jenna Jameson - porn star
5. Silvia saint- porn star
4. Britney spears
or
Christina Aguilera (depends on the mood i'm in that day)
3. Ashley Judd
2. Meg Ryan
1. Kaitlyn Peterson - my girlfriend's younger sister.

My reason for putting some women from porn in my list is b/c people overlook them, considering them not valid for the top 10. I like people that aren't afraid to work for their status, and those women deserve a few spots in the "spank-bank."

but meg ryan and ashley judd are so damn CUTE. they are great in every way...I love them.

 

[Dartos Vader]

Felix - we need to talk.

my new top 10 list of hot ass women:

10. J-Lo
9. Lexus locklear - porn star
8. Chasey Lain - porn star
7. Tawny Roberts - porn star
6. Jenna Jameson - porn star
5. Silvia saint- porn star
4. Britney spears
or
Christina Aguilera (depends on the mood i'm in that day)
3. Ashley Judd
2. Meg Ryan
1. Kaitlyn Peterson - my girlfriend's younger sister.

My reason for putting some women from porn in my list is b/c people overlook them, considering them not valid for the top 10. I like people that aren't afraid to work for their status, and those women deserve a few spots in the "spank-bank."

but meg ryan and ashley judd are so damn CUTE. they are great in every way...I love them.

I usually seperate my top tens into more manageable lists, if I had put adult and mainstream together i never could have narrowed it down. Meg Ryan is cute, Britney spears is overhyped, Christina aguilera can be alright, depending on the day/music video. J-Lo can go BACK to the block shes supposedly from for all I care, she does nothing for me. If you want to talk adult....thats tough, such a wide field. I've always been partial to christy canyon, but that could just be nostalgia.

 

[cremaster2007]

I usually seperate my top tens into more manageable lists, if I had put adult and mainstream together i never could have narrowed it down. Meg Ryan is cute, Britney spears is overhyped, Christina aguilera can be alright, depending on the day/music video. J-Lo can go BACK to the block shes supposedly from for all I care, she does nothing for me. If you want to talk adult....thats tough, such a wide field. I've always been partial to christy canyon, but that could just be nostalgia.

astro I thought your #1 was whoever was around you when the bar closed (dude or chick) OH MY GOD, MIKE.

 

[Creamfly]

Thank God for bars that are within walking distance of home. 👍

My head hurts.

 

[cremaster2007]

Thank God for bars that are within walking distance of home. 👍

My head hurts.

Wow I learned more in the first hour of board review than I ever did from Dr. Meetz all last year...........thank god for board review............and its great to live within walking distance, and its funny when you get drunk enough to think a 30 minute walk is "within walking distance".

 

[Astroglide User]

John Melloncamp said it best with "It's a lonely ol' night!" staying home on saturday night sucks nutz. i don't think i have done this once this whole semester, and it makes me want to watch goonies all night long.

Felix - thanks for the entertainment at board review today...non-stop comedy with a big D.

 

[Portier]

I just woke up from a dream in which I was as Funny as Felix, as Handsome Mike, as sharp as Cliff (bowling ball...JK), and as irresistable to (asian) women as Dejan. I sobbed softly when I woke up and found out I'm really more like Pradessh...HAHA

FYI on Muchkin: She sounds like every person I grew up around in Rural Louisiana. (flat accent, drop n's and g's, can't count past 10 with her shoes on) Conversely, her boobs sound big, Felix. She also sounds like every girl I went to high schhol with: "Get away from me, you pervert." "Why do you keep calling me? I hate you!" "OK, I'll go to the dance with you...It's just that this other guy willl pick me up, take me to dinner, dance with me while I'm there, and I can't talk to you."

JK

I actually drank a lot in high school, slept with Stiffler's mom, and they called me "**** break."