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[cremaster2007]

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Those comments made my day...i wish you guys wrote stuff like that everyday. did the lightbulb stimulate the prostate and send you into a orgasmic bliss?

what's pathetic is that we will be 3rd year students and STILL writing on this website. like how i used the word "STILL" just to emphasize how much i truly appreciate his perversions into the anatomical sciences, making bones crack for the betterment of all manking.

That should be our new med school slogan: "making bones crack for the better alignment of all mankind." if i see that on a shirt or sticker, i will kill b/c i thought of it first!!!

"oh my god mike...are you like too cool to talk to me. do you like wanna go out for dinner saturday night with all of us?"

Answer = "No, i don't allow kristin to eat around me: it's a forced anorexia that she's all about."

Oh my god mike, we are like totally going to latin king.........you should totally come. on me.........you know

 

[Creamfly]

We could play Ookie Cookie, but instead of a cookie we could use Astroglide (if feeling homo) or Munchkin (if feeling hetero).

 

[Munchkin6245]

Am I being forced to play???

If so, that would make it so much more fun. 😎

On a different note, SDN has been a total waste of time lately. I think I'm all SDN-out. And I still can't believe I'm moving in approx. 4 months. Scary.

 

[Portier]

Am I being forced to play???

If so, that would make it so much more fun. 😎

On a different note, SDN has been a total waste of time lately. I think I'm all SDN-out. And I still can't believe I'm moving in approx. 4 months. Scary.

Well, my southern belle, if you message more, I'll message with you.

😍

What're you doing for spring break??!?

 

[cremaster2007]

Well, my southern belle, if you message more, I'll message with you.

😍

What're you doing for spring break??!?

portier we all know what you are doing for spring break..............minus the stick of butter because you decided that it didn't make it slippery enough🙂

 

[Munchkin6245]

portier we all know what you are doing for spring break..............minus the stick of butter because you decided that it didn't make it slippery enough🙂

Well, I'm DEFINITELY NOT!!! doing anything with butter. Unless it's shea butter, and it's only applied after sunbathing. I was thinking towel, sun, sand, surf, and bikini. You guys should come down to South Padre for Spring Break. Lots of women in small bikinis will defrost you northern boys with our warm weather and southern charm. And did I mention everything's BIGGER in Texas?!? 😉

 

[Portier]

Well, I'm DEFINITELY NOT!!! doing anything with butter. Unless it's shea butter, and it's only applied after sunbathing. I was thinking towel, sun, sand, surf, and bikini. You guys should come down to South Padre for Spring Break. Lots of women in small bikinis will defrost you northern boys with our warm weather and southern charm. And did I mention everything's BIGGER in Texas?!? 😉

I got 2 cousins live down there...one in Brownsville, and one in South Padre....

hmmmmmm

 

[Astroglide User]

South padrea island - my junior year of college....i met this girl who was engaged at the time. i have no idea how that turned out, but she was fun to be with.

 

[cremaster2007]

South padrea island - my junior year of college....i met this girl who was engaged at the time. i have no idea how that turned out, but she was fun to be with.

Astro you never told me you had a history with engaged girls..........the apple doesn't fall far from the tree my son...................and the last time I heard everything is bigger etc. it was from bernard and I was sadly disappointed🙁

 

[Portier]

South padrea island - my junior year of college....i met this girl who was engaged at the time. i have no idea how that turned out, but she was fun to be with.

Isn't she engaged to Ryan Brimeyer?
😕

 

[Astroglide User]

creamaster that was a funny joke, and portier that is NOT ryan's girlfriend. the girl in the picture is from ames. it did not take long to realize most the people you meet in south padre on spring break are from iowa / iowa state. even funnier is when you are eating in ames with your dad and they walk up to you and get all pissed off for not calling and doing the things you promised ON SPRING BREAK. well, i called them back on the island...but that was where it ended.

even funnier is when you are in okoboji with your best friend and he introduces you to his girlfriend. short time later she realizes she's seen my face in many pictures from HER SISTER'S SPRING BREAK. i was on their wall i guess.

that's the end to this funny story. VERY CUTE girl though.

 

[Portier]

creamaster that was a funny joke, and portier that is NOT ryan's girlfriend. the girl in the picture is from ames. it did not take long to realize most the people you meet in south padre on spring break are from iowa / iowa state. even funnier is when you are eating in ames with your dad and they walk up to you and get all pissed off for not calling and doing the things you promised ON SPRING BREAK. well, i called them back on the island...but that was where it ended.

even funnier is when you are in okoboji with your best friend and he introduces you to his girlfriend. short time later she realizes she's seen my face in many pictures from HER SISTER'S SPRING BREAK. i was on their wall i guess.

that's the end to this funny story. VERY CUTE girl though.

pimp baby, totally pimp

 

[Astroglide User]

someday you will have to stop running from all your problems....or just move to france with all those other *******.

 

[cremaster2007]

someday you will have to stop running from all your problems....or just move to france with all those other *******.

Guys the endocrine test tomorrow could f me in the a...............it's gonna serve me something fierce, I've never seen moves like that before.........

 

[Portier]

someday you will have to stop running from all your problems....or just move to france with all those other *******.

Someday you'll realize that outside the borders of this corn state that no one really cares about your state's college football.

AND, your hair won't grow back no matter how hard you work out.

Inbred.

 

[Astroglide User]

Oh it's on....
- no it's NOT on
it's so on....
- it's not on b/c it's off

your the guy with a kid who will get F'd in the A next week.

 

[cremaster2007]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhh..............As you can see from his xrays he got served here and here, but most of the damage was done to his pelvis..............never seen hips move that way before.............

 

[Portier]

Oh it's on....
- no it's NOT on
it's so on....
- it's not on b/c it's off

your the guy with a kid who will get F'd in the A next week.

Why do you make me be mean to you?

Can't we just cuddle in the afterglow...that Endocrine test wasn't half bad. Which probably means I'm just deluded.

 

[Dartos Vader]

yeah, i just got f'ed in the a. But I promise to serve all you mofos at the gala. I've got so many new moves in the arsenal....it's off the hizzy.

 

[Dartos Vader]

Dr. Terry=jerkoff. I would like to take this moment to encourage Ms. snuffbox and gerirocks to post more, even if it's random stupid stuff. ESPECIALLY if it's random stupid stuff.

 

[cremaster2007]

yeah, i just got f'ed in the a. But I promise to serve all you mofos at the gala. I've got so many new moves in the arsenal....it's off the hizzy.

F'd in the a from the test or from dr terry, either way you should be happy 👍

 

[Portier]

yeah, i just got f'ed in the a. But I promise to serve all you mofos at the gala. I've got so many new moves in the arsenal....it's off the hizzy.

Anybody know where I can get a copy of that tape that Napolean Dynamite used to prepare for the talent show spectacular at the end?

I need to serve felix.

 

[cremaster2007]

Anybody know where I can get a copy of that tape that Napolean Dynamite used to prepare for the talent show spectacular at the end?

I need to serve felix.

I recommend you dance to signs by snoop dizzle jt and charlie wilson jr.

 

[Portier]

I recommend you dance to signs by snoop dizzle jt and charlie wilson jr.

Warren G? Kurrupt?

If Kurrupt ever gave a truck about a hoe
I'd always be broke
I'd never have no mother-stinking endo to smoke.

 

[babyruth]

Anybody know where I can get a copy of that tape that Napolean Dynamite used to prepare for the talent show spectacular at the end?

I need to serve felix.

Big R---you don't have to serve because you have "skills"---like bow hunting skills, numbchuck skills, computer hacking skills, or you could just draw a girl a pisture of her face, whatever...........

 

[Portier]

Big R---you don't have to serve because you have "skills"---like bow hunting skills, numbchuck skills, computer hacking skills, or you could just draw a girl a pisture of her face, whatever...........

I'll just draw a liger....

 

[cremaster2007]

I'll just draw a liger....

and ray you have a mustache..........you're the only guy in school with one.

 

[Portier]

There was a guy in 9th grade (one of the football player's little brothers) who had a full beard and mustache. Not as good as Kip's, but....

If I'm officially the old guy (man, 30 is creeping up one me), howcome I'm not like Woodersen in Dazed and Confused?? Wait, I do own pink pants...

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Man! I'm trippin balls! Caffeine is awesome.... O

 

[Astroglide User]

My girlfriend wrote this in a paper she is having me correct....this is her kind sole at work.

"I have nothing against gay individuals. I believe they were born with a chemical imbalance. It is a free country. If they are not bothering or harming me, than I will leave them alone. I believe that everyone should feel comfortable wherever they are; school, home, in their community etc."

Could she be any more religious and discriminative? why not say: "i hate F'ing gays and lesbians, but i accept them as people who are so chemically out of balance that they have no hope other than to allow society to accept them."

Many she is brutal.

 

[cremaster2007]

My girlfriend wrote this in a paper she is having me correct....this is her kind sole at work.

"I have nothing against gay individuals. I believe they were born with a chemical imbalance. It is a free country. If they are not bothering or harming me, than I will leave them alone. I believe that everyone should feel comfortable wherever they are; school, home, in their community etc."

Could she be any more religious and discriminative? why not say: "i hate F'ing gays and lesbians, but i accept them as people who are so chemically out of balance that they have no hope other than to allow society to accept them."

Many she is brutal.

she must really hate you then................

 

[Astroglide User]

Here is the plan for the Gala:

1) Case of beer in my car
2) Cd full of journey and other great songs
3) we all meet 1/2 the way through the dance out at my car
4) we drink together and reflect on the good times
5) go back inside

all want you all to know i'm a loving and caring person. so tell me those three words and i will do it.

 

[cremaster2007]

Here is the plan for the Gala:

1) Case of beer in my car
2) Cd full of journey and other great songs
3) we all meet 1/2 the way through the dance out at my car
4) we drink together and reflect on the good times
5) go back inside

all want you all to know i'm a loving and caring person. so tell me those three words and i will do it.

Don't say good bye, say your gonna stay forever, alllllll the way.............can you take me high enough. CAn you fly me over, fly me over yesterday, can you take me high enough, its never over yesterday's just a memory

 

[cremaster2007]

This just in..................people who partake in anal sex get lots of AIDS (astro)

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Jared from Subway was fat, then he ate only subs, got "AIDs" and then lost a lot of weight. I think all fat children should get "AIDs"

 

[Astroglide User]

that means i got aids last night from kristin, since i was playing wide receiver. here is a great website full of NADA'S songs. i don't like them that much, but "where i'm going" is a great song for all time

http://www.nadas-live.com/cgi-bin/again.pl?dest=login

 

[cremaster2007]

about time to get crunk'd .....................

 

[cremaster2007]

Oh, by the way, I love pimp cups.............we should all have one.

 

[Astroglide User]

Yo frenchie - this will keep your wrists busy tonight.

 

[Astroglide User]

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[cremaster2007]

nice shot of the girl pooping mike, very impressed

 

[cremaster2007]

why do we have to have ethics class.......................it just ends up ruining my whole day.

 

[Astroglide User]

I agree...i could be out in WDSM now, but i am not b/c i don't want to drive all the way back just to attend ethics. sucks.

cremaster...way to handle the situation.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

I agree...i could be out in WDSM now, but i am not b/c i don't want to drive all the way back just to attend ethics. sucks.

cremaster...way to handle the situation.

by "situation" do you mean your balls? because he handles those well

 

[Portier]

So he decides to finally read some today since he's stuck in ethics.

 

[cremaster2007]

by "situation" do you mean your balls? because he handles those well

of course he does.........what else would he be talking about??

 

[Portier]

Wanna' get strange looks at the Gala? Take a girl who looke pretty young to start with, and has braces.....they'll all be asking you, "Where do you know her from?" When you say high school, they don't laugh!

 

[babyruth]

THanks for the random boobs shots, hope she doesn't look at this website.........

 

[Portier]

THanks for the random boobs shots, hope she doesn't look at this website.........

Whose boobs?

 

[cremaster2007]

Maybe we should start charging some $ to look at these pics..........mostly charge portier I mean