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[GeriRocks]

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Guess this movie quote.....

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"

I guess I thought we all could use a little estrogen in here....

 

[cremaster2007]

Guess this movie quote.....

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"

I guess I thought we all could use a little estrogen in here....

probably something like dirty dancing............

Now on a better note the OC totally kicked ass tonight because Ryan is getting back together with the Lesbian Marisa. And the Star Wars Trailer was fan fing tastic..............I am a loser but its better than studying

 

[Dartos Vader]

Hey geri, is your avatar an elderly man's dong?

 

[cremaster2007]

Hey geri, is your avatar an elderly man's dong?

or dmak's coiling poop

 

[Astroglide User]

Last time i saw Dirty Dancing I was in my freshman dorm room (Reinow 5th floor) and getting poon-tang from a girl i pretended to be in love with for 2.5 years. For some reason that movie got her in the mood. so i'd play on the computer for the first 45 minutes until she would finally ask me to come to futon.

2 years later my roommate admits to me that he could hear and did listen to everything i ever did to that godless woman...funny thing is that he admits it to her and tells her he wanted to join in. when he gets married (near future) i'll probably be his best man and make sure i tell everyone at the wedding about this incident. And yes, he occupied himself while candice and i were at work.

you see he was a virgin and still dated a girl from his high school (who happened to be in high school). he totally messed up the rule. you date older women when you are young and younger women when you are old.

Here he is with his GF:

 

[cremaster2007]

True Story: You will learn a moral from this story here goes

When I was in high school I was at a friends house which was a across the street from my ex girlfriends. She happened to have a bf who was a few years older than me which made him like 4 years older than her. My friends went to her window tapped on it and got her to come over. She climbed into bed with me and they went into the other room to play "nintendo". They came into the room in midst of our fun and slapped me on the back and made noises...........needless to say it was funny...............not so funny was that her bf who happened to be in the army or something found out and came back.......he tried to find me in town over christmas break and I happened to be at home for the night. He pulled a knife on my friends and said if he found me he was going to "maim me for life". My friends happened to see a police car reported him...........he got OWI, open container, and Assualt with a deadly weapon for sticking the knife in my friends throat and saying he'd slit his mutha ****ing trachea. He went to jail and some douchebags from the class ahead of me raised like $400 bucks to bail him out of jail and the cops followed him around my home town for a week. Then he left and went back to his army crazy stuff. He then fell out of helicopter.............I'm sure he survived but I think he had some problems afterwards................



Moral of the Story is if I get on your girlfriend and you get unhappy about it and threaten me and my friends you will fall out of a helicopter

True story I love you

 

[Portier]

Fcccking *****.

You won't fall out of a helicopter.

 

[cremaster2007]

Bernard just said "one of the guys I used to have to discipline all the time" and he was "fast roping"

 

[Portier]

ummm.....yeah....

and felix's wife is bjork....I think...and he drives her.

 

[GeriRocks]

Hey geri, is your avatar an elderly man's dong?

Its true Dartos....I can't get enough of the elderly! Astro....I am SO glad my movie quote brought back wonderful sexual memories. Now one of my favorite elderly person's stories.

Back in the day when i was a home health aid, I was taking care of an older woman. I was giving her a sponge bath on this particular day and I was washing her genitals at this particular moment. She says to me...."I bet you have a lot more hair down there than me don't you?" To this I just smiled. Then she said "Well make sure you scrub my pu**y good"

No joke...you gotta love the elderly.

 

[cremaster2007]

Its true Dartos....I can't get enough of the elderly! Astro....I am SO glad my movie quote brought back wonderful sexual memories. Now one of my favorite elderly person's stories.

Back in the day when i was a home health aid, I was taking care of an older woman. I was giving her a sponge bath on this particular day and I was washing her genitals at this particular moment. She says to me...."I bet you have a lot more hair down there than me don't you?" To this I just smiled. Then she said "Well make sure you scrub my pu**y good"

No joke...you gotta love the elderly.

This just in...........my sister was at limeys she watches the drunk guy infront of her leave miss the exit and hit a tree. So she sits and watches with her friend and they see the guy trying to back out, on his rims, which spark and spark and spark. Low and behold he started his car on fire and they had to get the police and a fire truck..............the moral of the story:

if you drink and try to leave before my sister you will hit a tree, start your car on fire, and go to jail

 

[Dartos Vader]

Its true Dartos....I can't get enough of the elderly! Astro....I am SO glad my movie quote brought back wonderful sexual memories. Now one of my favorite elderly person's stories.

Back in the day when i was a home health aid, I was taking care of an older woman. I was giving her a sponge bath on this particular day and I was washing her genitals at this particular moment. She says to me...."I bet you have a lot more hair down there than me don't you?" To this I just smiled. Then she said "Well make sure you scrub my pu**y good"

No joke...you gotta love the elderly.

Steph, i love you, you crack me up. I have no story nearly as good as that. I'm going to hang myself.

 

[Astroglide User]

Does anyone find it ironic that a person can hang himself AND choke his chicken at the same time. dartos wants us to believe he trying to choke himself to death, but he just does it to "intensify" the, well, spooging effect we all try for.

i always found it funny when cremaster talked me into staying at his place (on the couch) but always reminded me his sister's room door was left slightly open.

Moral of my story: if you stay with cremaster you are bound to get choked in the closet.

 

[Dartos Vader]

where have you been all night, bitch?

 

[cremaster2007]

where have you been all night, bitch?

where is astro when he is at home..........infront of his computer, with a bottle of astro, and the most porn this side of Bernard

 

[Dartos Vader]

Mikes a jerk cliffs a jerk, jerk jerk jerk , stupid jerks. I'm just kidding you guys are all right....for jerks...

 

[beernchez]

I love when the docs say we'll have to change that on the test for next year, thanks that really helps us a lot duche bag.....

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

I love when the docs say we'll have to change that on the test for next year, thanks that really helps us a lot duche bag.....

it's funny you use the term duche bag, because when I see his face, that is the exact mental image I think of

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

we had almost 90 posts yesterday! And it was a pre-test day! That's un-f'ing believable!

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

!

 

[Munchkin6245]

Wow! You guys have been on a posting craze! I must say even though I'm a contributor of the boringness of the '09er thread that it is boring. For right now. I'm sure it'll change. At least I'm not the only one with a hot chick avatar anymore.

On a side note, why is it a douchebag? Douche comes in a bottle, doesn't it?


P.S. D'ailleurs mon homme français sexy, je serai à Nouveau-Orléans avril 2 et 3, si vous êtes à la maison cela week-end. Oui?

 

[cremaster2007]

You know what I decided tonight......................................I hate police..........but more importantly I hate my life...................what's fantastic is though you can almost guess in the next 5 years I'll get some sort of cancer and then maybe die slow horrible death.....................yes fantastic 👍

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

You know what I decided tonight......................................I hate police..........but more importantly I hate my life...................what's fantastic is though you can almost guess in the next 5 years I'll get some sort of cancer and then maybe die slow horrible death.....................yes fantastic 👍

Where the hell are you? You're missing drug review and we've got EBM to consider. And how can you post stuff from jail. What happened?

 

[cremaster2007]

Where the hell are you? You're missing drug review and we've got EBM to consider. And how can you post stuff from jail. What happened?

Nothing happened, I just am not a fan of most people anymore...........I emailed you but just incase you decide to look at this I am at java g's if you want to come here after board review let me know, if not, then I'll come to school.

 

[Astroglide User]

we'll be at zimm's for the iowa game if you get sick of drinking coffee. go hawks!

 

[cremaster2007]

we'll be at zimm's for the iowa game if you get sick of drinking coffee. go hawks!

yeah I won't be there cause I have to do EBM, go hawks **** wisconsin

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

yeah I won't be there cause I have to do EBM, go hawks **** wisconsin

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck iowa, you bunch of slack-jawwed f@%0T$

 

[luckystar]

Hi. 😀

 

[luckystar]

DMAK and I just ate the greatest Island Fire burgers ever. We're waiting for the Island Surprise that will probably come late tomorrow. Listen for the escaping air from his bathroom.

 

[cremaster2007]

I love you awesome-O, but god damn it do I hate wisconsin

 

[cremaster2007]

DMAK and I just ate the greatest Island Fire burgers ever. We're waiting for the Island Surprise that will probably come late tomorrow. Listen for the escaping air from his bathroom.

I'll sit next to the door with my stethoscope🙂

 

[luckystar]

I'll sit next to the door with my stethoscope🙂

It's probably going to be the equivalent of a Grade VII murmur. You can hear it even with a door in between.

 

[cremaster2007]

Kewl that means I'll just be one step ahead for rotations you and dmak are always trying to help me

 

[cremaster2007]

astro your 16 year old beauty salon gf looks hot today, and there is a smoking hot blonde chick over there too who may be 18...........fantastic

 

[Astroglide User]

I think i have to poop but am too lazy to get out of my chair.

 

[cremaster2007]

I think i have to poop but am too lazy to get out of my chair.

I laid in bed until the last possible minute today, but finally had to get up to go poop, but the best part about being me is I am now going back to my bed (even though its not very comfortable) because I don't care 👍

 

[Astroglide User]

Went to see "BE COOL" again with my mom. it was even better the first time. and by "my mom" (felix) i mean one sexy guinee biooootch.

 

[cremaster2007]

astro I have a meeting at 12:00 but if you have a room let me know cause I'll come study there, and if not then I'll be in the ac because I signed up to TA at 2:30 I'm pretty sure. Then we'll go to java g's to study and then I'm working out tonight and making sweet love to you afterwards. GO HAWKS. (and nothern iowa)

 

[Astroglide User]

Not even last second wisconsin crap can hold the soaring hawks down. see you all in the big dance! go hawks.

Martin...if you are truly important - you don't need speed b/c people will wait.

 

[babyruth]

I think i have to poop but am too lazy to get out of my chair.

I think all medical school students are constipated because we sit on our a$$ and study all the time. 😛

 

[cremaster2007]

I think all medical school students are constipated because we sit on our a$$ and study all the time. 😛

I think I have a tumor on my coccyx from it...........

 

[Astroglide User]

my cheeks surrounded the toilet 4 times today. thank you Java G's!

 

[cremaster2007]

my cheeks surrounded the toilet 4 times today. thank you Java G's!

thank god for java g's or I would probably never get out of bed

 

[Astroglide User]

Hey guy with big afro like hair who reads this forum but never posts....STOP IT. This forum is nothing like politics, we don't play the free-rider game. you know...vote in a manner which allows others to be free riders while we pay for it.

so sign your big booting ho'ing ass up and start writing stuff b/c you input is needed. otherwise, this will turn into a hardcore right wing forum. and that would really piss me off since i need the left side to keep me in check. Frenchie just makes me more right handed.

 

[cremaster2007]

Hey guy with big afro like hair who reads this forum but never posts....STOP IT. This forum is nothing like politics, we don't play the free-rider game. you know...vote in a manner which allows others to be free riders while we pay for it.

so sign your big booting ho'ing ass up and start writing stuff b/c you input is needed. otherwise, this will turn into a hardcore right wing forum. and that would really piss me off since i need the left side to keep me in check. Frenchie just makes me more right handed.

Have you noticed how we are the only two who post anymore, maybe its because we started spring break already, maybe its because everyone else is busy sitting class listening to people tell us how during residency we are going to cut and burn ourselves.

 

[cremaster2007]

Have you noticed how we are the only two who post anymore, maybe its because we started spring break already, maybe its because everyone else is busy sitting class listening to people tell us how during residency we are going to cut and burn ourselves.

Hey bernard, where have you been you have posted in quite some time, did you finally go to jail???? the number one abuse problem is pedophilia you know

 

[Dartos Vader]

Hey lucky, are you confused? Your avatar, while adorable, is a snail, not a squid. Hey, anyone else out there like me who hasn't dont jack $hit since sunday? I'm pretty much already on spring break. Except that I have 2 surgery labs this week and one psych test. $#%& it who cares anyway. I rented a video game on sunday night, and apparently my wife and I have played it for 20 hours already (im posting this on teusday at 7 btw.)

 

[cremaster2007]

Hey lucky, are you confused? Your avatar, while adorable, is a snail, not a squid. Hey, anyone else out there like me who hasn't dont jack $hit since sunday? I'm pretty much already on spring break. Except that I have 2 surgery labs this week and one psych test. $#%& it who cares anyway. I rented a video game on sunday night, and apparently my wife and I have played it for 20 hours already (im posting this on teusday at 7 btw.)

I heard about this infamous game from dmak, he said you were holed up and never coming out...........

 

[babyruth]

Please don't make this a right wing forum, for I will have to smack portier on principle---I heard on good authority that he enjoys that.

 

[tjnissly]

Hey guy with big afro like hair who reads this forum but never posts....STOP IT. This forum is nothing like politics, we don't play the free-rider game. you know...vote in a manner which allows others to be free riders while we pay for it.

so sign your big booting ho'ing ass up and start writing stuff b/c you input is needed. otherwise, this will turn into a hardcore right wing forum. and that would really piss me off since i need the left side to keep me in check. Frenchie just makes me more right handed.

Alright, okay...you guys caught me, guilty as charged.

I really can't think of anything worse than a right wing forum...except Faux news and Rush Limbaugh and the current administration and having a first year pop your inlet.

As for the censorship of Astro's NP comment...that was crap. Luckily we don't get censored here on SDN...even though we are probably being monitered by the feds for terrorist activities. If I suddenly disappear, you can bet it is because I read one too many Chomsky articles...

Also, if you guys want a good laugh, check these out:

http://www.collegehumor.com/?pg=stella

They'll change your life...