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Best lecture comment of the day = "this is rare but actually fairly common."

WHAT THE FXXK!?

welcome to the forum tanner; it's great to have another intellectual here, even if we pretend we disagree about politics. someday you will find yourself voting conservatively b/c you finally figure out that money matters more than anything else when you head to the voting polls.

It's not religion, abortion, social structure, welfare, socialized medicine (THE WORST IDEA EVER). what matters is the age-old utilitarian thought regarding "how does my effort / time in voting benefit ME best?"
 
my NP post lasted about 4 minutes yesterday and to quote it below:


8======) suck it trebek

I don't know why they censored it 😕
 
Lil John has a great song called Stop F**king with me...........he talks about how he can't get a job cause he has dreads and gold teef, it makes me laugh :laugh: oh, don't forget the part about where he tells his baby mamma to stop yelling at him for child support and to back up b*tch so he can smoke his weed :laugh: It's like astro's life song
 
tjnissly said:
Alright, okay...you guys caught me, guilty as charged.

I really can't think of anything worse than a right wing forum...except Faux news and Rush Limbaugh and the current administration and having a first year pop your inlet.

As for the censorship of Astro's NP comment...that was crap. Luckily we don't get censored here on SDN...even though we are probably being monitered by the feds for terrorist activities. If I suddenly disappear, you can bet it is because I read one too many Chomsky articles...

Also, if you guys want a good laugh, check these out:

http://www.collegehumor.com/?pg=stella

They'll change your life...
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Excellent avatar choice! He taught you the five point palm exploding heart technique? Of course he did....
 
Astroglide User said:
Best lecture comment of the day = "this is rare but actually fairly common."

WHAT THE FXXK!?

welcome to the forum tanner; it's great to have another intellectual here, even if we pretend we disagree about politics. someday you will find yourself voting conservatively b/c you finally figure out that money matters more than anything else when you head to the voting polls.

It's not religion, abortion, social structure, welfare, socialized medicine (THE WORST IDEA EVER). what matters is the age-old utilitarian thought regarding "how does my effort / time in voting benefit ME best?"
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Interesting idea, but answer this. If economics is the primary motivating factor in voting, why did bush almost exclusively win rural areas, while kerry held the majority of urban areas. Not to knock rural folk, but it's not like they have a tera haute, indiana version of the apprentice. A huge amount of bush's support came from people that "voted their morals" How did a former coke head with more shady deals and dui's than ted kennedy become the moral guy? Ahhh yes, he loves jesus and hates gays. Churches across america are telling paritioners to vote for this guy. Why are so many low ses folks republican? Republicans spit on these people. Bush has said many times that the top 1% of people are his "Base". Talk about representing the majority.... Why is is okay to try to make a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage? That's like making a constitutional amendment to ban black marriage. The president is persecuting a minority group, and thats somehow ok. As far as economics, wasn't Americas most prosperous 8 years economically under the clinton administration? Not blaming W for the current status, just saying I don't think the president has as much to do with the economy than people think......IT'S THE FREEMASONS!
 
I'm stopping political talk now, you guys all blow.......every 4 years we have douche bags run to be in charge of the country, they are all rich, stupid, and addicted to drugs and hookers............vote for me in 22 years after I achieve all those goals
 
Astroglide User said:
someday you will find yourself voting conservatively b/c you finally figure out that money matters . . . "how does my effort / time in voting benefit ME best?"
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Astro you need to figure out sooner rather than later that even if you get a couple more bucks back on your taxes, a 400-500 billion dollar deficit is not good for your future financial concerns. There are 2 ways to bring down an empire:

1. Unite the majority of the world against them (see germany prior to WWI)
2. Bankrupt them (see, UK, USSR, Rome, etc...)

GW is working on both of these right now. We need to stop being such pric.s to the rest of the world and get our pocket book in order if we hope to maintain what we've got. Unfortunately greedy bastards, and moral superiorists have united to make sure that that doesn't happen. At this point I say f..ck it. If we're stupid enough to elect someone so blatantly crappy as our leader we deserve to be knocked down a notch or two.
 
good point, on the upside, you are already a douchebag (or is it bottle) i'm just kidding youre awesome 😍 😍 Here's something more local, why is it that in notepool some people say stuff like "the professor says this, but I think it's really this"? Oh thank you, they are an expert (?) in their field, or at least have some actual knowledge of it, and you have taken biochem AND phys! Quick call the medical journals, they need to know about this new source of info.
 
OMG you guys! I'm reading the notepool on disordered eating and realized I fit all the following criteria except the second one
D. Males w/ Eating Disorders
1. Diet for specific goals rather than general desire for weight loss
2. Want to ↑ athletic performance
3. To avoid being teased for childhood obesity
4. To avoid weight-related medical illness, esp those in his father
5. To improve gay relationship
YIKES!! :scared: :scared: :scared:
 
Dartos Vader said:
OMG you guys! I'm reading the notepool on disordered eating and realized I fit all the following criteria except the second one
D. Males w/ Eating Disorders
1. Diet for specific goals rather than general desire for weight loss
2. Want to ↑ athletic performance
3. To avoid being teased for childhood obesity
4. To avoid weight-related medical illness, esp those in his father
5. To improve gay relationship
YIKES!! :scared: :scared: :scared:
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They guy who has like 30 pages of handouts needs to be kicked in the nuts....I don't care enough about every anti-depressive drug in the country to memorize all of them. Couldn't he have just written down like 2 from each class to know.........
 
Dartos Vader said:
good point, on the upside, you are already a douchebag (or is it bottle) i'm just kidding youre awesome 😍 😍 Here's something more local, why is it that in notepool some people say stuff like "the professor says this, but I think it's really this"? Oh thank you, they are an expert (?) in their field, or at least have some actual knowledge of it, and you have taken biochem AND phys! Quick call the medical journals, they need to know about this new source of info.
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What is even better, is when the notetaker quotes a lecturer as having said something that they didn't say...and then try to cover up their mistake by saying that the professor said it in the chatbox...
 
Dartos Vader said:
Here's something more local, why is it that in notepool some people say stuff like "the professor says this, but I think it's really this"? Oh thank you, they are an expert (?) in their field, or at least have some actual knowledge of it, and you have taken biochem AND phys! Quick call the medical journals, they need to know about this new source of info.
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BUT... there are some REALLY smart people in our class... just ask them. 😛
 
I'm still smarting from the Kanner/Conner child fiasco of March 2005, ouch that sucked... thanks NP, i Love you in a masochistic kind of way--- whoever missed the paraphilia lectures today are acrotomophiliac (sp?) --gets turned on by people that are amputees.
 
babyruth said:
I'm still smarting from the Kanner/Conner child fiasco of March 2005, ouch that sucked... thanks NP, i Love you in a masochistic kind of way--- whoever missed the paraphilia lectures today are acrotomophiliac (sp?) --gets turned on by people that are amputees.
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well at least now I am diagnosed
 
babyruth said:
I'm still smarting from the Kanner/Conner child fiasco of March 2005, ouch that sucked... thanks NP, i Love you in a masochistic kind of way--- whoever missed the paraphilia lectures today are acrotomophiliac (sp?) --gets turned on by people that are amputees.
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When will we be able to leave the horror of that gruesome incident behind us? Never. We all have ptsd and we will have to deal with it all our lives. :scared: Curse you, guy who doesn't have handouts and talks excessively about phalluses!!!
 
Yo Carma-G-Unit:

glad i got your attention with my blatent comment. i truly meant nothing with that statement but just wanted to read some posts today, knowing that would get responses. the economy was great during the clinton years, but it collapsed shortly after and even before 9/11. he gave people falsified hopes, and people invested without caution. republicans also ran the government during his term via the house and senate. my conclusion = balanced gov't is ideal.

the ending point is that the president has little effect on the economy, other than what people "think of it." and polls indicate how little people actually know since they judge based solely on the money in their pocket. the economy polls should ask "are you as rich as you want to be right now?" and the answer to a "NO" answer should be "get your ass to work and quit bitching about it." if you work 9-5 and have a lot of time on your hands...that is wealth in itself.

GW was not the best man for the job, but he was the best man running. Kerry's promises were similar to those of iowa governor...not realistic. socialized medicine - NOT going to work in the US. we need to have a major change in mindset before people are happy with very average healthcare that comes to the masses. right now we treat the person. with socialism, we would be treating the group. pick your poison b/c i will have to work in either system...i just prefer how it is now.

GAY MARRIAGE. i am very liberal on this point but also agree with a ban on "gay marriage." instead, we do civil unions and life gets better. i realize many people marry according to its definition. so we just classify gay couples via other means. i just cannot wait until we get to have a "gay divorce" problem in the US.

"Hey did you hear cliff got divorced last year?" Yeah...it was gay.
 
what political party do the notepool censor people align with. i'm guessing it's republican, and that will give me one more reason to vote LIBERTARIAN.
 
Astroglide User said:
Yo Carma-G-Unit:

glad i got your attention with my blatent comment. i truly meant nothing with that statement but just wanted to read some posts today, knowing that would get responses. the economy was great during the clinton years, but it collapsed shortly after and even before 9/11. he gave people falsified hopes, and people invested without caution. republicans also ran the government during his term via the house and senate. my conclusion = balanced gov't is ideal.

the ending point is that the president has little effect on the economy, other than what people "think of it." and polls indicate how little people actually know since they judge based solely on the money in their pocket. the economy polls should ask "are you as rich as you want to be right now?" and the answer to a "NO" answer should be "get your ass to work and quit bitching about it." if you work 9-5 and have a lot of time on your hands...that is wealth in itself.

GW was not the best man for the job, but he was the best man running. Kerry's promises were similar to those of iowa governor...not realistic. socialized medicine - NOT going to work in the US. we need to have a major change in mindset before people are happy with very average healthcare that comes to the masses. right now we treat the person. with socialism, we would be treating the group. pick your poison b/c i will have to work in either system...i just prefer how it is now.

GAY MARRIAGE. i am very liberal on this point but also agree with a ban on "gay marriage." instead, we do civil unions and life gets better. i realize many people marry according to its definition. so we just classify gay couples via other means. i just cannot wait until we get to have a "gay divorce" problem in the US.

"Hey did you hear cliff got divorced last year?" Yeah...it was gay.
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your mom and I are still happily married bitch
 
Astroglide User said:
GAY MARRIAGE. i am very liberal on this point but also agree with a ban on "gay marriage." B]
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This reminds me of a quote from a lecturer today. In fact I think you quoted him earlier:
"It's a very rare ds but it's actually pretty common." (or something like that)

P.S. I lost my virginity to a chick with a gimp. Once you go gimp you never go limp. Acrotomophilia all the way.
 
if we both did the gimp at the same time we cancel each other out and we are still virgins................
 
"do you know anyone who isn't on an SSRI?" Rebecca Monsma, MSW, LISW, Department of Behavioral Medicine, Des Moines University. March 16, 2005.
 
As long as we're hitting a raunchy rhythm I'll take this moment to introduce you all, or at least those of you that didn't know me last year, to the best anatomy lab joke there is.

Q: What's the best part about being a gay necrophiliac?


A: F.ckin dead guys. :laugh:



It's so simple yet so hilarious.
 
Karmajunkie said:
As long as we're hitting a raunchy rhythm I'll take this moment to introduce you all, or at least those of you that didn't know me last year, to the best anatomy lab joke there is.

Q: What's the best part about being a gay necrophiliac?


A: F.ckin dead guys. :laugh:



It's so simple yet so hilarious.
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HA!
 
I don't think most gay people really desire a document recognized by the christian church saying "marriage". Most of them know that organized religion pretty much isn't rooting for them. I think having the same legal rights and privileges, and equal recognition of their relationships validity is more the goal. On an unrelated note, the nice thing about having a goatee is, when people assume youre gay, at least they assume you are the man in the relationship.
 
when I feel like a sad bouncing white circle I take my zoloft (which is fantastic) and it makes my sad bouncing white ball into a smiling bouncing white ball.........thank god for drug commercials or I would have no idea on what I was supposed to be feeling when I take their drugs
 
Astroglide User said:
Well, that's like your opinion man.


http://www.grayace.com/dex/bunny.html
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I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio maan. Liam and me, we're going to f__k you up.

And as for you pendejo. You pull any of that crazy sh_it with me, you pull a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, shove it up your a$$ and pull the trigger till it goes click.
 
Dude: yeah i got a rash

driver: don't worry about it.
 
Astroglide User said:
Dude: yeah i got a rash

driver: don't worry about it.
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I'm the fattest anorexic there is..........next to astro
 
Dartos I was getting my path notes for a first year this morning and I saw on a page something about transmission through traumatized anal mucosal tissue..............and guess who's name and stick picture with a butt were right next to it........... :idea:
 
and I didn't know that to be in the "homosexual group" weight loss was a requirement.............
 
Astroglide User said:
Dude: yeah i got a rash

driver: don't worry about it.
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Lebowski at 6:30 in the F__ckin AM. I'm oddly impressed.
 
Dartos Vader said:
I don't think most gay people really desire a document recognized by the christian church saying "marriage". Most of them know that organized religion pretty much isn't rooting for them. I think having the same legal rights and privileges, and equal recognition of their relationships validity is more the goal. On an unrelated note, the nice thing about having a goatee is, when people assume youre gay, at least they assume you are the man in the relationship.
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I love you Dartos.
 
Karmabioootch -

i bet you assume those glasses make you look more intellectual, just like i assume shaving my head makes me look less bald. back to the glasses topic: i find my girlfriend much more attractive when she wears glasses - probably since I think she is a different girl when doing so. that might explain why i have an urge to starve myself when i see you wearing glasses and acting smart on the 3rd floor. that's right - i know where you study (b/c i happen to be up here too). It's all about improving the homosexual relationship.

But let's be honest. i shave my head, and people think i'm 30 years old. You wear glasses, and i'm reassured you have a hard time seeing things (such as the BEST political views). come to "the dark side" as you say. Let's legalize everything and make the government small.

What i saw before bed:

"Walter they took her toe"
"Amateurs...you want a toe - i'll get you a toe. There are ways to get these things...DUDE you don't want to know. hell, i'll get you a toe by 3pm"
 
babyruth said:
I love you Dartos.
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you will be sad to know then, that Dartos, is infact, in love with men (namely astro, dmak, me, and Captain Planet)
 
Astroglide User said:
Karmabioootch -

i bet you assume those glasses make you look more intellectual, just like i assume shaving my head makes me look less bald. back to the glasses topic: i find my girlfriend much more attractive when she wears glasses - probably since I think she is a different girl when doing so. that might explain why i have an urge to starve myself when i see you wearing glasses and acting smart on the 3rd floor . . . .
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The glasses, the All-bran, the exercise to tighten my glutes, it's all for you Astro. And how many times do I have to tell you before you'll listen? Those jeans don't make your but look big.

"You think the carpet pissers did this? That's interesting man."
 
Karmajunkie said:
The glasses, the All-bran, the exercise to tighten my glutes, it's all for you Astro. And how many times do I have to tell you before you'll listen? Those jeans don't make your but look big.

"You think the carpet pissers did this? That's interesting man."
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you just made his day, now he doesn't have to go run 8 miles, eat two crackers, throw up, spit for an hour, take 5 laxatives, and then make love to the doughnuts that he wants to eat
 
My favorite words in a lecture thus far nocturnal penile tumescence testing
 
cremaster2007 said:
you just made his day, now he doesn't have to go run 8 miles, eat two crackers, throw up, spit for an hour, take 5 laxatives, and then make love to the doughnuts that he wants to eat
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I used to feel so alone but now that I know that others experience the same things that I do, I feel so much better.
 
Last night i saw this on comedy central regarding psychiatric treatment in Texas. This is a medial board question in the lone star state.

17 y/o male presents to office and complains about his "constantly full bladder" and sexual identity problems. After doing the H+P you find the patient look curiously at your OMM table and hinting that he wants a treatment of some sort. He even tells you about your "fine facial features and sexy biceps." while ignoring the transference and waiting for lab exams regarding his prostate, you beging doing a full body OMM treatment on the individual even though you know it's contraindicated in this case. After following the protocol of opening the thoracic inlet and popping the pubes, the nurse enters the room with lab results. If you read anything above, you are ******ed since it is irrelevant to the question and meannt to distract you. Lab values confirm your suspicion of prostate cancer in the young male. what is the appropriate treatment?

A. Refer the man to Dartos for psychiatric eval
B. Test the cremasteric reflex multiple times
C. Expain to man that all life problems are alieved at the local Titty bar.
D. Inhibit his CP450 enzymes with grapefruit juice
E. Explain that masturbation is the best known TX for prostate cancer
 
So astro since you love kids and are good at putting on make up what exactly does that make you??
 
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