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I spent my spring break taking pictures of snakes on my safari. you see...i would google exotic snakes and then save them on my HD.
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let's discuss why you have a fear of snakes....................it probably comes from when you were a bit younger and michael jackson was your babysitter.....
 
that's funny I hunted elusive super models

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I found my wife though
 
I had a vision of my future home today after going to wal-mart. I will live next door to a girl's high school track facility. but with my luck, i will be on the side where the shot put and discuss take place. Damn it!


Now that my dream girl from JavaG's is engaged (you know who you are), i'll just pretend my spring break never ended.

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After the psych exam which i bombed, i thought i'd set off on a mission: prevent lemmings from committing suicide. at least they had not tried to die before, so i had that going for me.

needless to say these little turds took the plunge shortly after i tried to help them.

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apparently everyone is too good to post again astro, at least we have no lives, or aren't busy making out with people..............or are we??????????
 
I thought for sure we would get some comments about Repro class, mostly the dirty kind. Don't let me down guys.
 
babyruth said:
I thought for sure we would get some comments about Repro class, mostly the dirty kind. Don't let me down guys.
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For everything you need to know about HIV/AIDS I recommend the the song "Everyone has AIDS" from Team America World Police..........it sums it up quite nicely!
 
Damn the new building is amazing! people coming here will love it! the only problem now is the over-filling of the workout facility. i never saw most of these people in the gym, but now they feel they should work out. i cannot wait to see the "efflux" as spring continues.
 
My favorite girl not into you line......................."I just don't really want a boyfriend right now, sometimes I do, and then sometimes I don't" (but its only a great line when she starts dating someone else in timely manner)


much like my favorite line for me to use: it's not you.............its me 👍
 
Astroglide User said:
The only thing better than your 1st sexual experience with a girl OTHER than your first sexual parnter is the day you know you donanted an STD to anothe person in society. That's right: if you had only one partner, you must try another b/c it's frickin' great. all the things you held back or did not like to do wiht your first become your new means to an end. you rock that woman and go from there. if you are still dating your first partner, i hope she does not call you. You could get mad at me for posting this, but it was borrowed from a fellow road construction worker who taught me the ropes after the relationship with my high school girlfriend ended.

The next thing on my mind this morning is blood transfusion. It's great they ask people about risky behavior and AIDS infections, but don't they realize some people with HIV / AIDS are mad at the world and want to spread the disease. that's why i recommend being very careful b/c people in the ER may try to bite you at times. even though it's not a major means to spread the disease, it's the fact they tried which will get them a never-ending enema from this guy.

Why do teachers find difficults admitting the truth about aids. Homosexuality is stil the #1 spread in the US in Europe, places where nearly all of us will be practicing. furtheremore, prison time has dramatically increased the rate of HIV among heterosexuals. why is that? b/c they are taking it up the pooper in prison. NOTHING AGAINST HOMOSEXUALS...but we MUST educate that their sexual mechanism is very invasive and "risky" to say the least.

Damn the new building is amazing! people coming here will love it! the only problem now is the over-filling of the workout facility. i never saw most of these people in the gym, but now they feel they should work out. i cannot wait to see the "efflux" as spring continues.
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If you want to know the number one spread of HIV..............it's ASTRO
 
I'm giving my guy 👍 to MR in the 2nd year DO class for pulling off the impossible for almost half a year!!
 
Is she guilty of making poor decisions? Perhaps. But the penalty for being drunk is a hangover, not rape.

Sometimes lecturers have the best quotes
 
Thank god for southpark. this death case is the biggest joke of all time.

And so his heartless cruelty continues until this very last moment," said the Rev. Frank Pavone, a Roman Catholic priest. He added: "This is not only a death, with all the sadness that brings, but this is a killing, and for that we not only grieve that Terri has passed but we grieve that our nation has allowed such an atrocity as this and we pray that it will never happen again."
 
If i ever were to advise keeping something out of this forum, it would be gossip and stuff dealing with people's relationships. i have no problem telling some turd i will head butt him if he tries to make us quit telling jokes, but i think certain situations should just be silenced here since none of us know the whole story. furthermore, most of us have NO ROOM TO TALK.

sincerly,

Astro (i.e. HIV spreader and sexual predator)
 
Astro, are you speaking in code now? Seriously, I couldn't understand a goddamn thing in your last ten posts. Who's gossiping about personal relationships? BTW, i have a joke for you. What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes? A pilot you fuking racist. I think we can all agree that last nights south park was the funniest thing ever. Here's what I always find funny. If God is all powerful, how come the devil still exists. If you ask any religous person, they will tell you it is all part of god's plan. And I say, that plan sucks. They say, it is not for us to understand god's will. And I say, oh so keeping Terry Schiavo alive because it's god's will? We understand that. Then we glare into each others eyes and commence furious lovemaking. I love nuns...
 
Astroglide User said:
The only thing better than your 1st sexual experience with a girl OTHER than your first sexual parnter is the day you know you donanted an STD to anothe person in society. That's right: if you had only one partner, you must try another b/c it's frickin' great. all the things you held back or did not like to do wiht your first become your new means to an end. you rock that woman and go from there. if you are still dating your first partner, i hope she does not call you. You could get mad at me for posting this, but it was borrowed from a fellow road construction worker who taught me the ropes after the relationship with my high school girlfriend ended.

The next thing on my mind this morning is blood transfusion. It's great they ask people about risky behavior and AIDS infections, but don't they realize some people with HIV / AIDS are mad at the world and want to spread the disease. that's why i recommend being very careful b/c people in the ER may try to bite you at times. even though it's not a major means to spread the disease, it's the fact they tried which will get them a never-ending enema from this guy.

Why do teachers find difficults admitting the truth about aids. Homosexuality is stil the #1 spread in the US in Europe, places where nearly all of us will be practicing. furtheremore, prison time has dramatically increased the rate of HIV among heterosexuals. why is that? b/c they are taking it up the pooper in prison. NOTHING AGAINST HOMOSEXUALS...but we MUST educate that their sexual mechanism is very invasive and "risky" to say the least.

Damn the new building is amazing! people coming here will love it! the only problem now is the over-filling of the workout facility. i never saw most of these people in the gym, but now they feel they should work out. i cannot wait to see the "efflux" as spring continues.
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"A fellow road construction worker taught me the ropes after my girlfriend dumped me" Ladies and gentleman, that sentence, recently uttered by astro is now up for the coveted title of "Fuking gayest thing I've ever heard"! Of course theres more people working out now that the gym isn't in a garage! BTW I am totally ripped now.
 
Dartos -

1. no code going on whatsoever. sorry if i confused you.
2. i forgot to add my story about heads banging into bed boards when i learned the ropes. don't ever doubt my straightness you closet man-bitch. i know you are 1/2 gay too. remember what you told me at board review.
3. you are 1/6 as ripped as me. I'm ripped fuel and you are just a little honda environment friendly girly-man. i'm glad you get 57 miles to the gallon, but i get 9, that's right, 9...and i'm proud of it.

4. There is no reason that girl was kept alive 14 years. and if her family is so stuck on pumping serious $$$$$$$$$ into her and humiliating her on TV, that's fine with me. i'm just glad her husband had the nuts to do her a favor. lastly, who would ever want to be kept alive as a vegetable via a feeding tube? That should be considered malpractice for turing someone into a vegetable and making them "live" through it.

5. I don't dispise religion by any means, but i cannot stand people who insist "god" has a plan for everything. explain that to a rape victim or family whose kid was hit by a drunk driver. "i was driving one day when i FOUND GOD!" You should be paying attention to the road rather than looking for God via the pack of cigarettes you finally decided to throw out the window...only to buy another pack the next day b/c you are addicted. "It's god's choice to keep people alive via machine as long as possible: it's b/c of god we have modern medicine." sometimes i agree with the jahova's b/c they keep it NATURAL, medicine free...as god intended.

sorry to go on.
 
Astroglide User said:
If i ever were to advise keeping something out of this forum, it would be gossip and stuff dealing with people's relationships. i have no problem telling some turd i will head butt him if he tries to make us quit telling jokes, but i think certain situations should just be silenced here since none of us know the whole story. furthermore, most of us have NO ROOM TO TALK.

sincerly,

Astro (i.e. HIV spreader and sexual predator)
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I can talk about it cause I have done it, almost all of us have said something personal about each other, it happens..........................I never once said I had room to talk, but we all know if there is a situation like that I am probably the master, furthermore most of the people who read this already know this is like high school
 
Now on to far more gayer things.............I have my spal at 2:30 today, I'm pretty sure that I"ll get something like alzheimer induced amyotrophic lateral sclerosis with right sided stroke...............it's my luck, and because of all the bad things I've done in my life I am now expecting to be hit by lightning everytime I walk outside............you guys may want to keep your distance
 
Astroglide User said:
Dartos -

4. There is no reason that girl was kept alive 14 years. and if her family is so stuck on pumping serious $$$$$$$$$ into her and humiliating her on TV, that's fine with me. i'm just glad her husband had the nuts to do her a favor. lastly, who would ever want to be kept alive as a vegetable via a feeding tube? That should be considered malpractice for turing someone into a vegetable and making them "live" through it.
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Nah, the really F@#4ed up thing about the whole situation is the fact that they let her die of dehydration. Animals get better treatment than she got, I mean give the woman an OD of something nice and make it quick. Because, what if on some level she was aware of what was happening to her. That would suck.
 
DOPEDERSON said:
Nah, the really F@#4ed up thing about the whole situation is the fact that they let her die of dehydration. Animals get better treatment than she got, I mean give the woman an OD of something nice and make it quick. Because, what if on some level she was aware of what was happening to her. That would suck.
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That's illegal, physician assisted suicide is only legal in oregon, I am in agreement with you but nobody wanted to lose their license or go to jail.......
 
Astroglide User said:
Dartos -

1. no code going on whatsoever. sorry if i confused you.
2. i forgot to add my story about heads banging into bed boards when i learned the ropes. don't ever doubt my straightness you closet man-bitch. i know you are 1/2 gay too. remember what you told me at board review.
3. you are 1/6 as ripped as me. I'm ripped fuel and you are just a little honda environment friendly girly-man. i'm glad you get 57 miles to the gallon, but i get 9, that's right, 9...and i'm proud of it.

4. There is no reason that girl was kept alive 14 years. and if her family is so stuck on pumping serious $$$$$$$$$ into her and humiliating her on TV, that's fine with me. i'm just glad her husband had the nuts to do her a favor. lastly, who would ever want to be kept alive as a vegetable via a feeding tube? That should be considered malpractice for turing someone into a vegetable and making them "live" through it.

5. I don't dispise religion by any means, but i cannot stand people who insist "god" has a plan for everything. explain that to a rape victim or family whose kid was hit by a drunk driver. "i was driving one day when i FOUND GOD!" You should be paying attention to the road rather than looking for God via the pack of cigarettes you finally decided to throw out the window...only to buy another pack the next day b/c you are addicted. "It's god's choice to keep people alive via machine as long as possible: it's b/c of god we have modern medicine." sometimes i agree with the jahova's b/c they keep it NATURAL, medicine free...as god intended.

sorry to go on.
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There is only one way universally accepted to rate buffness astro, and that is of course, bench press. Inquiring minds want to know, what do you bench?
 
DOPEDERSON said:
Nah, the really F@#4ed up thing about the whole situation is the fact that they let her die of dehydration. Animals get better treatment than she got, I mean give the woman an OD of something nice and make it quick. Because, what if on some level she was aware of what was happening to her. That would suck.
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No, whats really f%*&^ed up is that peoples wishes arent respected. Stupid parents. You know what happened was they kept asking the doctor "Is there a chance she might pull out of it?" And the doctor, feeling bad didn't just say no, there isn't a chance in hell, instead he was wishy washy and said, "It's highly unlikely" and all the parents heard was, yes there is a chance.
 
cremaster2007 said:
That's illegal, physician assisted suicide is only legal in oregon, I am in agreement with you but nobody wanted to lose their license or go to jail.......
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MAN you know they could have found some crack peddler to push a good dose of the sweet stuff through her veins for the right price. What about the person who pulled the feeding tube? Push a syringe or pull a tube out its all semantics. On a much more important note Mike Headburg died yesterday. The Pope lives and Mitch dies? Is there any justice in the world?
 
to point out my weakness...i can do 50 push-ups but have difficulty doing 50 sit ups...that's pathetic.
 
Actually, I think the real measure of a man is cock pushups


Astroglide User said:
About vegetable woman: the fact that she was dehydrated gives this religious nazi's more things to complain about. and there seems to be some dispute about her "calm" death. personally, i don't care b/c they kept her alive way too long. free up a hospital bed and move on. Dartos - great point: doctors need to grow some balls and admit to the family thing are headed downhill and not correctable. Of course, i say the same thing about christopher reeves (spelling). he had mult-millions of dollars pumped into him and gave people hope for treatment in the near future when we should be honest and admit we are a LONG WAY from fixing problems as such.


About personal lives. i just don't want the best chat room in the world to be a place where we gossip about things we don't know about. it's ok to do so if you want, but i'd rather have you tell your own personal stories and make fun of yourself (or me for that matter).

Dartos - i don't bench press, proving that you are stronger than me. but if you want to do it the "NATURAL" way, we can pop off push-ups anytime. If you get anywhere past 50, we can talk.

but to point out my weakness...i can do 50 push-ups but have difficulty doing 50 sit ups...that's pathetic.
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best notepool quote in a while:

it’s painful to stick the penis with a needle—and he wonders about those who don’t have pain. who really wants to stick themselves with a needle anytime they want to have intercourse
 
well mike....pushups are considered by many to be mostly overrated. For one thing, once you get past the point of 20-30 youre leaving the realm of strength and entering a gray zone. Why not add some resistance? Even the navy seals typically do 20 sets of 20 instead of 4 sets of 100. Pullups are more indicative of a persons strength, once you adjust for weight of course. But like I said before, we can just skip this whole conversation if you would just take off your panties and start benching. :laugh: I'm just kidding around, we all know youre the eye candy. I'm more like the eye....I don't know, uh...pudding? BTW who the hell is rican rage? But he does have a point, I along with every other guy on this thread, am pretty ugly. But the girls on this thread are for the most part, super hot. So I guess it just goes to show you, people with ricanrage as their screen name are nerds.
 
tjnissly said:
Actually, I think the real measure of a man is cock pushups
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Interesting....the most cocks ive ever pushed at once was 5....does that make me a real man?
 
Men's health rates push ups as a determinate of overall endurance and shape. doing 40 at our age is considered optimal. 80-100 is what the top recruits in the armed forces do AFTER boot camp. i'm sure some do more.

but i am a wimp on the bench press, and that is why i am avoiding it. i just want to go hide in a corner with a fake nipple and suck it until the cows come home.

I love rock n roll, so put another dime in the jukebox baby! i wish it cost only a dime to play a great song. Dartos, for you i'd play cheeseburger in paradise.........."heard about the old time sail myth. they'd eat the same thing again and again. warm beer + bread, they say it could raise the dead...it reminds me of a menu at a holiday in!"
 
Dartos Vader said:
Interesting....the most cocks ive ever pushed at once was 5....does that make me a real man?
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Actually, a cock pushup consists of supporting your entire weight with your manhood...if you can do one, I would be thouroughly impressed.
 
I came to java g's to relive the old days before
$24 million dollar building of wonder, and I am about three seconds away from slapping someone's kid who is hollering in the corner for no reason, but some hot blonde in those nerdy glasses just walked by to get huuuurrrr haaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr did so it made my day
 
This test may do me in, I didn't realize we had to become ob/gyn oncologists
 
7. Delivery doesn’t result in big weight loss!
i. Losing ~ 13 lbs.
ii. if you’ve gained 40 lbs during pregnancy, you’re not gonna lose all that after delivery
iii. during his training, there was a group that had a cowbell by the weighing scale
a. if someone gained more than a certain amount of weight, the rest of them would ring the cowbell and make mooing sounds


and sometimes you wonder why patients sue you.................
 
No name will be mentioned here. but i heard someone say something today which dropped the bar and made me laugh for a while.

Some important guy dies of septic shock via a UTI and the boy next to him had a cavity. Hmmmmmmm.

Please, someone get mad at me for writing that. It seems most of us on this site agree that religious people sort of suck, and i want some super religious person to start a debate.
 
Astroglide User said:
No name will be mentioned here. but i heard someone say something today which dropped the bar and made me laugh for a while.

Some important guy dies of septic shock via a UTI and the boy next to him had a cavity. Hmmmmmmm.

Please, someone get mad at me for writing that. It seems most of us on this site agree that religious people sort of suck, and i want some super religious person to start a debate.
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hahahahahhahahahah :laugh:
 
I do have to recommend the HIGH LIFE lounge downtown..............it's fantastic, you get the champange of beers and when you live there a lots of dark alleys you have to walk by.......or in other words astroglide's heaven
 
Is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Hunh? How's that sound? I've got it. Why don't we start small? Would you like a fresh towel? Maybe you could roll that up and smoke it.
 
Astroglide User said:
Men's health rates push ups as a determinate of overall endurance and shape. doing 40 at our age is considered optimal. 80-100 is what the top recruits in the armed forces do AFTER boot camp. i'm sure some do more.

but i am a wimp on the bench press, and that is why i am avoiding it. i just want to go hide in a corner with a fake nipple and suck it until the cows come home.

I love rock n roll, so put another dime in the jukebox baby! i wish it cost only a dime to play a great song. Dartos, for you i'd play cheeseburger in paradise.........."heard about the old time sail myth. they'd eat the same thing again and again. warm beer + bread, they say it could raise the dead...it reminds me of a menu at a holiday in!"
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Times change, sailors these days! When I'm in port I get what I need. Not just havanas and bananas and daquiris.
 
Hey astro,

I could just walk five feet and tell you this, but ill just post it instead. Look out the window, DMU girls are finally starting to lay on the grass and sunbathe. Unfortunately it's not the cutest girl, but hey, its a start. Did i hear topless tuesday?
 
I agree with what one of my colleagues recently said to me. I am tired of woman saying childbirth is the most painful experience you can ever endure. It's not, thats the truth. Every time a lecturer says passing a kidney stone can be more painful than childbirth, many girls are like "yeah right". Yes, childbirth hurts like crap, but is the baby razor sharp? Ive been stabbed in the hand and crushed one of my fingers and can only imagine what getting a whole organ crushed or getting seriously stabbed hurts like. My wife had a baby, I was there for it, and she was suffering, but even she says it's not as bad as people play it out to be. Childbirth is WAY up there for pain, but she said it was more the physical work that was hard, that's why they call it labor. And she had a faulty epidural that fell out of place, so except for one hour out of 13 she did it with no meds.
 
Bactrim (TMP-SMX) gives me the worst cotton mouth of all time. I'm frickin' dying here while sitting in the sun by the window no wonder i feel crappy....phototoxicity and cotton mouth.

We do have a sexy campus. i can't wait until dudes go out there and tan. you know they will.
 
Astroglide User said:
Bactrim (TMP-SMX) gives me the worst cotton mouth of all time. I'm frickin' dying here while sitting in the sun by the window no wonder i feel crappy....phototoxicity and cotton mouth.

We do have a sexy campus. i can't wait until dudes go out there and tan. you know they will.
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What are you sick with? besides aids that is. I love being tan, but having a dermatologist look at a mole on your shoulder and say, "Whoa, that is not good!" tends to make you put on some sunblock. I even wear long sleeved shirts when I go fishing, got to be sun savvy. Why is everything thats fun bad for you?
 
You guys are at school on sunday..................................... 👎 :, me on the other hand, I am sitting in my pajama's trying to read through all the lectures but I am getting sleepy so its time for my 6:08 PM nap, then 3 more lectures to read.
 
This guy will be absent tomorrow due to a wonderful illness that prevents me from sleeping. i will try to study. being sick sucks crap, and i now feel sorry for any of my future patients.
 
I question the IQ of any lecturer that says (in the same lecture) that you don't need to know cancer staging, and that cancer staging will be on the test. I love that, you don't need to know it, unless you enjoy passing tests that is....
 
notepool, lecture 18 - this is a guaranteed test question...

2. Most common cause of recurrent pregnancy is genetic factors
 
Ace, I noticed that too, it made me laugh............the proofreader's coming through in the clutch............it's not that big of a deal but when you are going to increase and bold something don't you think you better make sure its the right statement


Dartos: I also noticed the lecturer who did that and then said you don't need to know specifics just generalized staging, but then you need to know sizing cause that is important........you can just walk up to her tomorrow and cock slap her..... :idea:
 
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